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Eerie
2007-12-13, 02:14 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Care_Bears.png VS. http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/gummi1.jpg

Ultimate battle of the fictional ursidae!

Personally, I think Gummi bears will tear those Carebuggers...

Mr. Friendly
2007-12-13, 02:20 PM
Well, I hate the Carebears, but thought the Gummi Bears were pretty cool. Plus they had that gummi berry juice... don't mess with a bear on drugs!

reorith
2007-12-13, 03:16 PM
http://i5.tinypic.com/7xtyfdt.jpg

a challenger appears!

Mr. Friendly
2007-12-13, 03:21 PM
http://i5.tinypic.com/7xtyfdt.jpg

a challenger appears!

I lol'd. :smallbiggrin:

ALOR
2007-12-13, 03:26 PM
gummy bears win hands down. :smallcool:

GimliFett
2007-12-13, 04:03 PM
Gummi Bears! Hell yeah! Give the kid a bottle o' gummi berry juice and let him crush the Carebears himself!

Gungnir
2007-12-13, 11:46 PM
http://i5.tinypic.com/7xtyfdt.jpg

a challenger appears!

OH. MY GOD.

MEN! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATIONS! WE'RE ABOUT TO GET SWARMED BY /B/'S!

The Vanishing Hitchhiker
2007-12-14, 12:39 AM
Gummi bears, hands down.

My favorite was Tummi (and my favorite Ghostbuster was Venkman, and my favorite Garfield was, um, Garfield...), and my least favorite was Gusto. Oh, Gusto, how I hated you.

SurlySeraph
2007-12-14, 01:05 AM
Care Bears. There's an old thread around here somewhere explaining why the Care Bears actually could defeat the Galactic Empire. Besides, the Care Bear Stare kills everything that can die.


http://i5.tinypic.com/7xtyfdt.jpg

a challenger appears!

THE DARK FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU, FLAME OF 4CHAN! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!

Haruki-kun
2007-12-14, 01:09 AM
This is quite a complicated discusion, isn't it?

I'd say Gummi Bears, of course.

Raiser Blade
2007-12-14, 01:33 AM
This is how the fight would go...


*CARE BEAR FRIGGIN STARE*


No more gummi bears...

reorith
2007-12-14, 01:36 AM
THE DARK FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU, FLAME OF 4CHAN! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!
all i'm saying is running bear is just as powerful as the gummi bears + the carebears and warrants a place in this "ultimate battle of the fictional ursidae!"

FoE
2007-12-14, 01:41 AM
Even without the Care Bear stare, the Care Bears would still win because of their secret weapon: Intensive Care Bear. :smallamused:

Amotis
2007-12-14, 01:41 AM
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/08/74/0000040874_20070702183008.jpg

Those other bears are wussies.

Vella_Malachite
2007-12-14, 02:03 AM
Gummi bears, because they could hire that evil dude what's-his-face, Beastly that fluffy little servant and (*shudder*) Screechy the niece chick.

Care bears gon down, man!

FoE
2007-12-14, 02:08 AM
The bad guy in Care Bears was Lord No-Heart. His minion was Beastly, and his evil niece was called Shrieky. I'm ashamed to say that I know this without having to look it up. :smallyuk:

sun_tzu
2007-12-14, 03:21 AM
The Care Bears tear the Gummies apart. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=143944)

Orzel
2007-12-14, 03:22 AM
I's between a ray that charms with a high will save vs a poyion that jacks up your Defenses.

The Gummi have the win as long as the Carebear Cousinz stay out the fight. Brave Heart and Cozy Heart are overpowered being a lion and penguin respectively.

Winterwind
2007-12-14, 03:34 AM
The Care Bears tear the Gummies apart. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=143944)That is rather impressive. As much as I prefer the Gummies (I wonder what role they played in hooking me into medieval fantasy? :smallbiggrin: ), your argument there is sound; I doubt the Gummies could go up against that.

And your hint at the possibly angelic nature of the Care Bears makes sense, too.

FoE
2007-12-14, 03:45 AM
The Care Bear cousins are out of the fight, I'm afraid. They all died in the great "purifying" of Care-A-Lot. :smalltongue:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=CP9Kz1w6xpE

Winterwind
2007-12-14, 04:17 AM
The Care Bear cousins are out of the fight, I'm afraid. They all died in the great "purifying" of Care-A-Lot. :smalltongue:

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=CP9Kz1w6xpE*blink*
*blink*

Hey, you bastard, I happened to like this brain! :smallannoyed:




:smalltongue: :smallwink: :smallbiggrin:

Tengu
2007-12-14, 05:44 AM
I personally think that Gummi Bears would win. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Care Bear Stare completely useless against good creatures? And even if it doesn't, Gummi Bears possess superior agility when on dru... cough, juice, and woulds be able to dodge the Stare easily. And, unlike Care Bears, Gummi Bears possess other weapons and are generally more crafty.

Plus, I liked them much more as a kid.

sun_tzu
2007-12-14, 06:08 AM
I personally think that Gummi Bears would win. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Care Bear Stare completely useless against good creatures?
Nope. In "The Long Lost Care Bears", a pair of out-of-control Stares caused quite a bit of mayhem on Care-A-Lot.


And even if it doesn't, Gummi Bears possess superior agility when on dru... cough, juice, and woulds be able to dodge the Stare easily. And, unlike Care Bears, Gummi Bears possess other weapons and are generally more crafty.
Say that to Swift Heart. You know, the one with super-speed.


Plus, I liked them much more as a kid.
While I never watched their show. So there.:smalltongue:

Green Bean
2007-12-14, 06:24 AM
I never really watched either show. All I know is that I've eaten hundreds of Gummi Bears, but no Carebears. Obviously, Carebear meat would be made delicious and succulent by all that caring, so it isn't for a lack of trying. Therefore, we can safely assume this power scale...

200+ Gummi Bears < h_v < One Carebear

Therefore, Carebears win.

sun_tzu
2007-12-14, 06:59 AM
I never really watched either show. All I know is that I've eaten hundreds of Gummi Bears, but no Carebears. Obviously, Carebear meat would be made delicious and succulent by all that caring, so it isn't for a lack of trying. Therefore, we can safely assume this power scale...

200+ Gummi Bears < h_v < One Carebear

Therefore, Carebears win.

Flawless logic, I dare say.

Kaelaroth
2007-12-14, 12:06 PM
As said above:


CARE BEAR STARE!!!

Ditto
2007-12-14, 01:56 PM
How can the Care Bears lose when they have Love as a ranged touch attack? The Care Bear Cousins have Music for their ability (slightly more random), but a(n AWESOME) potion of Jump really isn't going to do it.

Green Bean
2007-12-14, 04:28 PM
As said above:


CARE BEAR STARE!!!

Carebearstare (http://www.xkcd.com/146/)

Indon
2007-12-14, 04:45 PM
I'm going to have to go with the Care Bears, as well.

The Gummi bears are basically a group of low-level adventurers, but the Care Bears are quite clearly epic. They deal with The End Of The World, implying they are vastly higher level, with all the potencies that apply.

WarriorTribble
2007-12-14, 04:46 PM
Care Bears. There's an old thread around here somewhere explaining why the Care Bears actually could defeat the Galactic Empire. Besides, the Care Bear Stare kills everything that can die. BUH?! Which galactic empire are we talking about?:smalleek:

Indon
2007-12-14, 04:50 PM
Now, if anything, I think Teddy Ruxpin's crew would be a better matchup against the Gummi Bears. Both are low-combat adventuring groups with a fair share of success at tasks such as artifact hunting.

Dea_al_Mon
2007-12-14, 05:09 PM
I'm gonna have to vote for the Gummi Bears. Their theme song is way more catchy.

sun_tzu
2007-12-14, 06:37 PM
I'm going to have to go with the Care Bears, as well.

The Gummi bears are basically a group of low-level adventurers, but the Care Bears are quite clearly epic. They deal with The End Of The World, implying they are vastly higher level, with all the potencies that apply.

Yeah.
Like I said, I've never watched the Gummi Bears, but from what I4ve understood, their foes were a corrupt duke and a bunch of low-to-medium level monsters.
The Care Bears' foes have included a mad scientist capable of freezing an entire town in one shot, a centuries-old sorcerer whose spells were considered a global threat, a spirit that managed to change the alignment of everybody on Earth to CE (except for the Care Bears and two humans who were protected just by being around them at the time), a vampire, a star-stealing alien, and the Devil himself. (and I'm skipping a few.)

SurlySeraph
2007-12-14, 06:46 PM
BUH?! Which galactic empire are we talking about?:smalleek:

The one from Star Wars. Look. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=60991&highlight=Care)