Craziest Alignment

[shadow_archmagi]

Name the strangest alignment you've seen. Such as..

Chaotic Botanical
Lawful Random
Neutral Fanatical.

[Baxbart]

Chaotic Gerbil


... Someone asked what my Cleric's CG stood for.

[Nebo_]

I made a whole heap of monsters with the alignment "Chaotic Awesome"

I don't use alignment much...

[Kizara]

OP, honestly, do you actually think anyone is going to give you a serious response?

Your discussion topic is about as feasible as me asking "what kind of d20 do you use?." Except, at least in that, people could concievably have glass or other exotic material dice. Unless you've done a bit of homebrew, there ARE no 'strange alignments' and all you've done is make up terms that mean little/nothing to anyone else.

[Xuincherguixe]

Uh, I could make up a bunch right now?

Neutral Squirrel
Atomic Evil
Badger Badger
Plastic Neutral
Lovecraftian Good
Chaotic Tentacle
Lawful Acid
Neutral Ninja
Neutral Pirate
Chuck Norris

[Baxbart]

Given the general tone of my current group's games... alignment really can be anything you feel like. In fact, I might steal 'plastic neutral' just because I find it amusing.

Other than that, yes, its a relatively pointless thread.

[Kizara]

Uh, I could make up a bunch right now?

Neutral Squirrel
Atomic Evil
Badger Badger
Plastic Neutral
Lovecraftian Good
Chaotic Tentacle
Lawful Acid
Neutral Ninja
Neutral Pirate
Chuck Norris

Dude, Chuck Norris SO is an alignment. That's awesomesauce right there.

My 'contributions':

Random Ownage
Firey Death
Watchtacular
Lawful Euthanizing
Lawful Torturous
Chaotic Jerkle

Meh, this is already old...

[Glawackus]

"Loki"

(and his deity was "Chaotic Neutral"...believe me, that joke is still going strong at our table :smalltongue:)

[Baxbart]

Chaotic Enthusiastic?

[RandomFellow]

Lawful Evangelical...for the Prince of Darkness.

[Yami]

Chaotic Nuetral. It is in fact the alignment you give the crazies.

I do know some people who think Lawful Evil means Lawful Asshat, but I consider that more of a philosophy than an alignment.

[Baxbart]

Chaotic Nuetral. It is in fact the alignment you give the crazies.

I do know some people who think Lawful Evil means Lawful Asshat, but I consider that more of a philosophy than an alignment.


Lawful Asshat.... hell yes, I'm using that one - In fact, my cleric would probably fit quite nicely into that category.

[WorthingSon]

Jumbo Good
Serious Neutral
Kinda Evil
Chaotic Penut
Lawful Awful
Crazy Nuts
True Ninja
Lawful Giddy
Combo Evil
Lazy Neutral

[AmberVael]

Weeeeell...
The craziest alignment I've seen is probably the one that, when detected, becomes a cane that pokes you in the eye.
Yeah.
It's kind of messed up, but I see a lot of wacky things.
I don't think it had an actual name though.

[AslanCross]

Diet Coke of Evil
Silly Evil
Awful Neutral
Awesome Good
Evil With A Capital E
Certainly Evil
Cowabunga Good
Certainly Neither Good Nor Evil
Evil Fo Shizzle
Lawful w00t

[valadil]

Chaotic Hungry

[Freelance Henchman]

Teriyaki-Style
Parboiled Evil
I can't believe it's not {Alignment}!

[ALOR]

Chaotic Stupid
Lawful Chaotic
"you can't tight cast me you oppresive over force of the multiverse" was actully written on one guys sheet, lol :smallbiggrin:

[Emperor Demonking]

Pancakes good
Lawful book
Han good
Yoda good
Lawful super
Palladin good (AKA Lawful evil)

[Eerie]

Chaotic Noob
Chaotic Nude

[Worira]

Chaotic Misunderstood.

[Eerie]

Lawful Dude

[Emperor Demonking]

Chaotic njfhbjijhb

[osyluth]

I made a whole heap of monsters with the alignment "Chaotic Awesome"

I don't use alignment much...

That's what you said a neutral persons dark twin should be... :wink:

[Woot Spitum]

Didn't know/Refused.

[Emperor Demonking]

Lawful 123456789
1AWFU1 G00D

[Mewtarthio]

Chaotic Misunderstood.

That right there? That makes this pointless thread worth it.

[Blayze]

True Failure.

[Wraithy]

Here (http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=ralign)'s a good link for funny Alignments en mass

[chionophile]

Chaotic 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001.

For the robot players who just don't fit in.

[NobleSavage]

Petulant Good
Impressionist Neutral
Reluctant Neutral
ADHD... Monkey!
Meticulous Evil

[mockingbyrd7]

Lawful Awful - for the Miko's of DnD!
Chaotic Crayonic - for the colorful characters out there
Chaotic Lawful - because it takes DISCIPLINE to be this barbaric! (I took that from someone's sig)
Unaligned - because I think in such a different way, I cannot align myself to any ment.
Lawful Awesome - for the cool paladins!
Chaotic Incomprehensible - SDJFKQAJ32KJJ2J!

[Tortoise262]

An ethical scale, ranging from Not Hungry to Hungry to All-Consuming.

"Not Hungry" implies a lack of hunger, altruism, and a higher understanding of the need for food. A Not Hungry character may be actively committed to bringing others to their alignment (as one would expect of the Chef class), but may occasionally get carried away, as with a Grandmother.

"All-Consuming" implies great hunger and a greater precedence on one's own need for food over that of others. An all-consuming character may be made such through circumstances or race (any creature with the Baby template, for instance, is Always All-Consuming).

A character who is Hungry with respect to this axis has compunctions against eating everything in sight but lacks the commitment to get involved in food distribution, third-world politics or the culinary arts. Hungry people will cook for others based on personal relationships rather than ideology. This is not to say that Hungry people are completely indifferent to the difference; one would rather have Not Hungry neighbors than All-Consuming ones, after all!

The Hunger axis is independent of others; one could be Hungry Good (Gandhi), Chaotic All-Consuming (William Taft), etc.

Occasionally these may be taken to extremes: see supplements Book of Extreme Anorexia for the character devoted to Not Eating above and beyond the normal adventurer, and Hungry Mungry for the depths of All-Consumption. Be mindful, however, that dedication to these causes in excess of survival instinct will lead to infringement upon the fourth axis, and that All-Consuming Stupid deities Friends and Will and Grace treat their followers most harshly.

That's the one. Right there.

[Emperor Demonking]

Awful good
Lawful goo

[Rasumichin]

empiric
cubist evil
neutral emo
lawful geeky
min/maxed good
whiny pathetic
shrink-wrapped pre-cooked
4E

Edit : damn it, forgot my favourite :
total destruction

[Lord_Asmodeus]

Lawful annoying
Nice Evil
Neutral paranoid
Lawful arrogant
sexy neutral

[MrNexx]

Homicidal Kleptomaniac: The one true alignment of all D&D games

[Moff Chumley]

Slightly Bored

[The_Werebear]

Chaotic Ugly
Frenzied Berzerker
Neutral Survivalist
Unstable Good
Mostly Good
Not really as Evil as you would think

[Teeka]

Used to describe characters in some of the sessions I've been in:
Lawful Stupid (a very naive character)
Lawful Random (you can always count on her to do something unexpected)
Lawful Weasel (she could talk her way out of anything)
Neutral Apathetic (because some people just don't fit in as any alignment and for some reason with them it doesn't matter)
Neutral-if-I-were-motivated-enough-to-care-I-would-be-Evil (because we had no idea what his alignment should be)
Chaotic-what-the-heck-are-you-doing? (the player managed to bring a Gameboy to the session and for the longest time everyone just thought they were going insane and hearing random beeping noises)

[mabriss lethe]

Gender Neutral
Spastic Evil
Chaotic Special (with stickers on my helmet)

[Emperor Demonking]

Demon Devil
Agel devil
Soach Doog

[UserClone]

Neutral Pants.

[Mando Knight]

Homicidal Kleptomaniac: The one true alignment of all D&D games

Ain't that the truth!

[Emperor Demonking]

Lawful dog
Lawful ant

Chaotic cat
Chaotic fly

[Laurellien]

This one actually came up in one of the games I played.

Alignment: ERROR