Island of Misfit Monsters

[Endril_69]

Hi all!

I'm looking for ideas for a module I'm working on. I need some ideas for Misfit Monsters, like the Island of Misfit Toys. To give you an idea of what I'm looking for, here are some ideas I have so far:

- World's largest hafling (just a regular guy)
- A blind beholder
- A calzone golem (I stole this)
- A were-bunny
- An extremely ugly nymph
- A harpy/siren with a terrible voice
- A tiny titan
- A reverse mermaid/centaur (bottom half human legs, top half fish/horse)

Any input is appreciated!

[Maat Mons]

A vegan illithid.
A wingless fairy.
A corporeal ghost.
A beardless dwarf.
A fleshy skeleton.

[Inevitability]

A minocentaur! Half minotaur, half centaur. That is, a random horse with a bull's head.

A carrion crawler with ingrown tentacles.

A colorblind mimic who turns into garishly colored chairs and can never figure out why people catch on.

A bonsai treant.

A germophobic otyugh.

A cyclops pirate. Yes, with an eyepatch.

[Bohandas]

going through my idea notes to see if I've got anything:

*Home decorating kaiju Mothra [sic] Stewart

*a dire sponge

*Self-cannibalizing ghouls

*a demon-possessed dad who really does want to take your nose

*a character who got their finger pinched in the door of an outhouse and now every full moon they turn into an outhouse

*a vampire who is a hairdresser (cf bats getting stuck in people's hair)

*The illithid version of riders in the sky (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(Ghost)_Riders_in_the_Sky:_A_Cowboy_Legend) are just on the surface of the ground

*Kermit the Frog is a Deep One

*a parody of the evil hand from Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn, except instead of a hand it's somebody's butt or something

*demon who appears as an enormous bifurcated snake with a few feet of open space between the left side and the right side and whose summoning diagram is clearly the circuit diagram for a binary half-adder

*a bunch of kitty cats that bring dead birds and stuff to their owner, but they're all dressed in little cultist robes and leave the dead birds and rats on a cute little stone altar

*a warforged that's also a toaster

*sahugain are mer-klingons

*hide & seek 'it' combined with Stephen King's IT

*skyrim swedish chef

*some kind of combination of modok and madoff (something something Designed Only For Finance)

*a whippet dog wearing a devo hat and abusing inhalants

*animal succubus that seduces animals instead of people, with animal forms instead of humanoid alternate forms, and speak with animals instead of tongues effect

*a nightmare with the personality and coloration of Pinkie Pie (see: https://forums.giantitp.com/showsinglepost.php?p=25813365&postcount=42)

*Juiblex and/or the eponymous prince of darkness from John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness" depicted as Dragon Quest/Epic Battle Fantasy/Slime Rancher style slimes

*swarm of time flies

*an alien from a very hot planet who has to wear a parka even in places whe'd consider dangerously hot

*really feminine Drow or Gnoll girlie girls

*elfin Walter White who makes blue meth inside of a hollow tree

*Mi-Go that look like paragoombas crossed with yetis

*Jigsaw except his puppet is a Muppet

*cenobites that come out of pokeballs, and/or pokemon that come out of lemarchand's box

*a formian with cordyceps

*a vampire is staked with excalibur, which will cause problems when the rightful king comes to claim the sword

*Deep Ones that are clearly the trashy squid people fromthe Adult Swim series Squidbillies

*Fluttershai-Halud

*Gothzilla

*an anti-monarchist King Kong

*a reverse centaur that's a normal horse but with 4 human legs

*Vampire pirates. Vampirates. But they can't cross water or enter places without people's permission so they're terrible at it

*Pinhead knockoff called Screwball with screws in his head

*Gingko Balboa [sic], a treant boxer

*pacifist tarrasque

*the rabbit of Caer Banog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[OracleofWuffing]

"This, here, is our Adamantine Horror. It's a CR 9 construct that has a +5 vs magic weapons Razorblade and it has implosion, disintegration, and disjunction as at-will spell-like abilities."
"So, it's just an Adamantine Horror?"
"Precisely."
"Then, what's it doing on this island of monsters that nobody wants?"
"I reiterate: CR 9 at-will Disjunction."

[Bohandas]

*A stupid mindflayer, possibly with the personality of Invader Zim

*A dryad who litters and is slovenly in general, and/or a dryad who is some kind of industrialist in a high pollution industry, like they own a coal mine or something

*a heart (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiYjTb3opAA) elemental

*insecure beholder

*intellectual and/or vegetarian zombie

*a hippie baatezu

*a fascist eladrin

*a cat archon

*a troll who's bad at riddles

*a troll who likes to get a suntan

*a troll who's always worried about injuring themself

*a very large swarm of crainium rats where psychic hivemind has given way to groupthink stupidity

*square-cube law compliant giant insects

*a very poor dragon

*a vampire who faints at the sight of blood

*a vampire with no teeth/with dentures

[atemu1234]

A flumph with anxiety as an attendant. There's nothing wrong with him, he's just like that.

[Bohandas]

*a fire elemental that loves to swim

*an intellectual ogre

*a minotaur with no sense of direction

*a dragon who's taken a vow of poverty

*an inevitable that keeps breakong down

*a kitsune with no tail

*a mummy wrapped in toilet paper

*a salt and pepper mephit

*a pegasus that's afraid of heights

*a sphinx that's bad at riddles

*a were-sponge

*a beautiful hag

EDIT:
*a fat skeleton

*Drizzt

*a very stern and serious kender

*a huge buff kobold

*a tiefling who's exactly as sinister as they look

*an angel who is a serial killer

*a fire elemental who wants to be an ice sculptor

EDIT:

*a giant who wants to be a jockey

*a dryad who wants to be a lumberjack

*a sensibly dressed drow

*an aboleth that's afraid of water

*a puritanical satyr

*a non-brooding, content with being a vampire, vampire

*a rabid hound archon

*the OG misfit toys are there as Animated Objects

*a mimic with the personality of Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and who, like Meatwad, can only turn into an igloo, a giant hotdog, a huge hand giving the middle finger, and samurai Lincoln

*an extremely polluted water elemental with like discarded plastic products and barrels of toxic waste floating in it

*a "water" elemental that's actually made out of beer

*the yuppie giants who were always golfing and skiing in those old Coors Light ads from the 1990's (edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Vf52zdSG0)

[SimonMoon6]

I've always thought about a half-minotaur, half-mermaid, where the poor creature has the top half of a mermaid and the bottom half of a minotaur.

So, in other words, they look human.

[Saintheart]

A werewolf with alopecia and bad dandruff. The locals call him 'atom bomb' because he's got such fallout.

That Damn Crab, but he really just wants to give people a friendly hug.

A Ghost whose obsession is attempting to play volleyball.