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Emperor Demonking
2007-12-31, 05:55 AM
First where is the best thing to do with a part of your soul.

What not to do when your a lich. Write it in red.

What to do if your a lich. Write it in blue

What not to do when fighting a lich. Write it in purple.

1) Sell it in a bootsale.

2) Send your weak minions after your soul.

3) Take the time to plan.

4) Remember that your fighting a mage with LA or CR, not so smart now.

JackMage666
2007-12-31, 06:00 AM
1 ) Get it Brassed

2 ) Forget to cast Gentle Repose every day

3 ) Read a book. or two. Or all.

4 ) Try to Paralyze him back


And, What to think about when fighting a Lich, in Green

5 ) Maybe he just wanted all eternity to work on his model ship collection.

Zenos
2007-12-31, 06:08 AM
1) Put it in a bank box (with extra space of course, so he could reform there. And a scroll of dimension door)

2) Try to take over the adventurer-infested city.

3) Be nice and loving until your minions are in place to take over the world and the PC's die from old age.

4) Try to poke his eyes out, he doesn't have any.

Cuddly
2007-12-31, 06:11 AM
Drink.


numbersnumbersnumbers

MammonAzrael
2007-12-31, 06:47 AM
1. See if it makes cookies even better.

2. Offer the cookies to random adventures.

3. Perfect your recipe with "common" souls, so you don't waste the gourmet ingredients.
Discover which race/class provides the tastiest contribution.
???
Profit!

4. Befriend lich. Enjoy soul cookies.

5. OhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhGodOhG...mmm, I smell cookies.

Krimm_Blackleaf
2007-12-31, 07:17 AM
1. Make a plane only accessible by me. Bury it there. Deep.

2. Wear your phylactery as a solid gold hat with 'PHYLACTERY' engraved on it.

3. Wear your cloak of turn resistance. Good clerics are mean... so are evil ones, actually.

4. Make great use of keen slashing weapons.

5. 'Huh, I wonder if this guy's feeling all those blows... I hope so... He's a jerk. If he does are they like, really painful...? I don't think they are... Why is my body on fire all of a sudden? This really hurts.'