Batman vs. Xenomorph

[GoC]

Batman is given one month to prepare but only has access to the stuff he normaly carries around and any tech from modern day earth that he can carry.

Xenomorphs are from the Aliens series btw.

The fight is set in a post-apocolyptic New York.

Note: Bats will probably coat his armor with PTFE to negate the xenomorphs acid blood.

[Eita]

Batman's a ninja. He automatically wins.

[puppyavenger]

Wwhere does this take place? because the local population has a major effect on the power of the xenomorphs.

[Selrahc]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOZVp9NFhQE Batman versus Predator.

[Tamburlaine]

I'm pretty sure DC did a comics miniseries called Batman vs. Aliens at some point...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman/Aliens

Doesn't say who won though.

[FdL]

Note: Bats will probably coat his armor with PTFE to negate the xenomorphs acid blood.

Batman will have his armor coated with PLOT.
*sighs on vs threads*

[Jerthanis]

Xenomorphs do not get the protection of Batman's vow never to take a human life, and thus all bets are off. He'd be able to find a chemical that when injected into the Xenomorph bloodstream causes their acidic blood to boil, killing them in their skins. Then it's just a matter of Batman preparing enough batarangs coated with that substance, and hitting the Xenomorphs with them. At that point, only a surprise facehugger could kill him.

Batman is second only to Sigourney Weaver in Alien killing potential.

[thubby]

Xenomorphs do not get the protection of Batman's vow never to take a human life, and thus all bets are off. He'd be able to find a chemical that when injected into the Xenomorph bloodstream causes their acidic blood to boil, killing them in their skins. Then it's just a matter of Batman preparing enough batarangs coated with that substance, and hitting the Xenomorphs with them. At that point, only a surprise facehugger could kill him.

Batman is second only to Sigourney Weaver in Alien killing potential.

that would actually be easy, some thrown infecter darts, a decent liquid base, and bam, one very dead alien.

in the end I think it would go to the aliens, batman just doesn't have the resources to fight on such a large scale.

[Mr. Scaly]

Give Batman any more than twenty minutes to plan for ANY attack and he wins by default. That's the kind of genius super hero he is.

In this case...heck, he could fly in the Bat Plane and bomb it from above if he felt like it. Assuming it holed up in a building somewhere, Batman is a master at hand to hand combat. All he'd need is one good shot at a xenomorph's head.

[konfeta]

Roflcopter... Batman will plunge his hand into his utility belt and pull out a Xenomorph Repellant Spray.

[Rare Pink Leech]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOZVp9NFhQE Batman versus Predator.

Wow, that was an amazing video. I don't care for their interpretation of the Joker, but the actor who played him was really good. The production itself was unbelievable.

[FoE]

Batman has fought Xenomorphs before and kicked their collective asses. In fact, he even fought clones of his enemies that had been merged with xenomorphs, and he kicked their asses as well.

[obvious pun]

Batman wins with preparation. And you gave him a MONTH of prep. He could invent the bat nuke during that time! Or some other unstoppable bat-noun!