The Cadaver calculator

[Spiryt]

Ok, I will join the madness.

Here (http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver) you can check how much your dead body would be worth.


Mine would be $5100, by the way.

[Brickwall]

$4900, and it would have been more if I hadn't just gotten a haircut.

[Sneak]

$5400.

Good to know. If I'm ever in a pinch for money, all I need to do is kill myself and sell the body. :P

[dish]

$4325. I should probably give up smoking.

[Lorn]

$4680

Now, if my school wasn't full of asbestos...

[Dihan]

My body is worth $5750.

[Haruki-kun]

$4151

I don't take enough care of myself, I think.

You know, this is a really morbid quiz...........

[Narmoth]

Actually, nothing.
In Norway, cadavers are testamented to science in the will of the deseaced, not sold.

[dish]

I'm sure your ^ grieving relatives could find a corpse blackmarket somewhere. If not in Norway, not too far beyond.

[North]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4225!

I think the drinking brought me down a bit. So that means my wake has a 4k drinking budget alright!

[Smeik]

Hm, too much drinking and not the ebst food, brings me down to...

4465$ Yay for long Hair!:smallbiggrin:

[The Orange Zergling]

$5415

Not being able to smoke or drink and having long hair probably helped that.

[Tempest Fennac]

I got $5225 (I've never smoked, and I don't drink alcohol or sugary drinks unless you count fruit smoothies as being as bad as energy drinks and cola in that regard).

[The Vorpal Tribble]

Huh, only got $5,075... and I live about as healthy as you get without being a freak.

Guess my near-sightedness got me.

[OverWilliam]

$5550. Not bad, from the other posters I'm seeing so far. :smallamused:

[Trog]

A BUCK FIFTY?!? What the hell!! :smallannoyed:

[averagejoe]

$6075

Yet again proving that tallness is the single most advantageous quality one can have in life. Or death. *nod, nod*

[onasuma]

$6450.00! Im winning!

[Flying Elephant]

$5,400

I'll check my brother...

[Devils_Advocate]

$4625.

I'm already an organ donor, so that might reduce the value of whatever's left over once they gut me for spare parts.

[SurlySeraph]

$5350. Cool.

[rubakhin]

$3265. I take spectacularly poor care of myself.

*uncorks bottle, pops codeine*

[Mc. Lovin']

$4865! woo

[Raiser Blade]

Wooo 7450$


My dead body is worth way more than your dead body.

[Spiryt]

Wooo 7450$



*Loads gun*

So where exactly is Conjunction Junction ? :smallwink:


Anyway, WOW, I only get score like that when I had chosen albino bodybuilder with very long hair (with removed apendixes)

Are you one of those ? :smallsmile:

[Raiser Blade]

I think I have an advantage because I have a rare disease. :smallsmile:


*is winning*

[The_Chilli_God]

Immeasurable. The browser crashed at about the point where it tried to calculate my value.

:smallannoyed:

Gave it a second go and got $5665.00

[Zephra]

woooo! fun!

I'm worth $5500

[RandomLogic]

$4550!

Probably because I drink a lot. But any time they put up drinking on any of these I always end up the alcoholic...

Otherwise I'm pretty fit/healthy.

Meh, turns out being an alcoholic only costs me $725.

[thubby]

$5190
would be a lot higher but for my diet.

[Pandaren]

$5315!

awww....

[Icewalker]

5215. Not bad. :smallbiggrin:

Let's see how high and low it is possible to get.

9550, not bad. Let's try again. Oooh, 9915.

Lowest I could manage: 2130.


Wow, bodies are expensive. Perhaps with the right ideas, crime can pay! :smalltongue:

[Gaelbert]

I think bodies with bullet holes might not be accepted by scientific institutions.
I got $6,875, but there was no differentiation between diabetes type 1 and 2, for all that it may count for.

[KerfuffleMach2]

Wow. I got $4665.

[Ego Slayer]

$5500. Rawr. Who's gonna buy me? :smallbiggrin:

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

6650. Not bad.

[wadledo]

$6350, though they don't tell you whether genetic mutations count as anything.
So possibly more.:smallbiggrin:

[zeratul]

$4780! to bad my schools full of hephaestus

[ForzaFiori]

$6215.

not bad.

[Ghal Marak]

Huh, I got $5015. Cool.

[Ink]

$5625. Great to know that I'm worth more dead than I am alive.

What's having had your appendix removed have to do with anything anyway?

[BizzaroStormy]

I got $4300... Too bad I cant cash in on that while im alive :(

It's only good news for those who are still alive.

[Nebo_]

$5625. I wonder if it gets better with age, like wine. I think I'll keep it a while and find out.

[Eita]

$4725. Not too bad. Then again, I still have 80 years (taking into account future life-extending medical advances of course) to get Elephantis.

[Baerdog7]

Mine's worth $5765. Not bad at all. I swear though, when I first saw the thread title I thought "Cadaver collector? Why is there a thread about a DnD monster in the FB section?"

[Felixaar]

$5750.

Interesting, Long Hair, Not Smoking or Drinking Ftw.

Cookies are my downfall.
But as long as I can admit it im halfway to solving the problem.
Its not a problem >.> <.<

[Serpentine]

Actually, nothing.
In Norway, cadavers are testamented to science in the will of the deseaced, not sold.Same here. And I like it that way :smallannoyed:


$4780! to bad my schools full of hephaestus...Your school is full of ancient Greek gods? :smallconfused: Awesome :smallbiggrin:

Let us see now...
$5225 =/ Lets see how it'll be after I lose some weight and stuff...

edit: woo, I'll be worth an extra $250.

[Felixaar]

Serpo, if your avatar died I would buy it just for the tail.

(Thats a compliment, btw)

[Last_resort_33]

$5425... I can't think of a better reason to kill myself.... plus I get nearly $200,000 if I die, 'cos of my life cover.

[Charity]

$3090!
Guess I'll just have to hunt elsewhere for valuable corpses...

[MattKatt]

$4440...thats only £2220...and I cheated!

I feel cheap...

[Hazkali]

Hmm, $5115, which is £2587... hmm, do you think I could get that in advance?

Hmm...that's odd, a perfectly healthy young body doesn't get you the full amount...

[MattKatt]

Hmm, $5115, which is £2587... hmm, do you think I could get that in advance?

Hmm...that's odd, a perfectly healthy young body doesn't get you the full amount...

I think having a strange affliction is worth more

[QueenOfMemnoch]

$4615.
Ah, my horrible eyesight and tendency to drink cranberry juice, which has about as much sugar as a Coke...

[Castaras]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6000!

Woot.

*tries for high moneys*

[Pyro]

I'm 4950! I guess its not bad, but it makes me want to stop eating so many cookies. :smalltongue:

[Balkash]

$5750. I guess being healthy and normal really DOESNT pay off

[Studoku]

$4465. If only I wasn't using it.

[Keris]

$5865.00
And I consider myself unhealthy.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I am worth.... $5905.00
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[kind voice] Raiser, where do you live? And why should I want to kill you with the gun in my bag-[/kind voice]
Oh darn, my plans have been seen again! I really need to get working on keep those a secret, though I do that plenty....sooo....:smallconfused: ?

[Keris]

^ You'd probably be worth more if you were actually a Cookie-Monster.

[Winterwind]

$5340. Aww, kinda hoped for more (being tall, long-haired, in good shape, non-smoking, non-drinking and not using any medications). I guess those energy drinks are worse for you than I thought, and near-sightedness doesn't help either. :smallbiggrin:

[Diva De]

$4775.00

I thought I would be worth more than that with the no smoking, rarely drinking, and average physical condition. I guess if I had a weird condition I would be worth more.

BTW, don't tell my hubby. He might try to cash me in.

[Jibar]

Apparantly I'm worth $5,600.
Who the hell is gonna pay for the skinny, bespectacled ginger kid?

[Kaelaroth]

$5950. That good?

[Dragonrider]

$6300 :smallbiggrin:

[Raiser Blade]

I'm still winning!

:smallbiggrin:

[Mordokai]

Apparently, my dead body is worth $3940. Hm, probably more than my live body :smalltongue:

Not sure why I get such a small value. I consider myself pretty average. Maybe that is the problem. I never had any operation or similar. Guess those guys want something special, and I'm just to balnd.

[Lianserin]

$5751 I guess I'm pretty healthy

[Supagoof]

$4500.

Guess I shouldn't have been involved in that experimental drug study.....

[Em Blackleaf]

$6,000.
Wow.

[faerwain]

Gahhh! You kiddies with your not-yet-worn-out-bodies!!
$ 3925 :smallfurious:

But heyyyy..when is the next Gitp Meet up? *prepares thermobags and injection needles while whistling innocently*:smallamused:


And Supa? We get disturbingly similar in our life stories. I subscribed to a medication study once when I needed money, but to be honest, I backed off and left the laboratory after reading the possible adverse effects. Sure, they were legally forced to describe the rarest worst case scenarios, but the possibilities were still too severe for me (it was for for psychotropic drugs).

[Zarrexaij]

$6265 :smallconfused:

Having a rare blood clotting disorder helps. Having really bad eyesight... doesn't.

[Bitzeralisis]

$5750

I think that both healthiness and study-ability both help. What is elephantiasis anyways? *Wikifies*

[Shraik]

5315, Suprising. I am greasy, does that lower it?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

$5065. Not bad, actually.

[CasESenSITItiVE]

$4490 here

[Milanius]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4240!


But that, of course, AFTER all the valuable organs are removed... :belkar:

[damn, I love that Belkar smilie]

[evisiron]

$6015 Cha-Ching!

[Moofin Bard]

5850$ baby. That's for being a model citizen and not cutting my hair since I was 5.

By the way, elephantiasis is a disease you get from a parasite. It makes your leg get all fat and bloaty so you look like you have an elephant leg. Hence the name of the disease. :wink:

[Exachix]

$6065! Whoot!

[marjan]

$3690. Well that's pretty much more than I made in my whole life. So does anyone have $3690. I'm open to negotiations.:smallsmile:

[Vaynor]

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5565!

But I redid it and answered them all how it wanted me to (as best as I could guess) and got $9525.

[Orzel]

$5425!

Yay! for being born a freak.

[Bag_of_Holding]

$5,500!! Woo-hoo!!




...What? :smallconfused:

[Mr. Moon]

$5,530. Is that really a good thing? :smallconfused:

[phoenixineohp]

$4465.00

Unless that's per hour, I can do better alive. :smallannoyed: *shudders*

[Serpentine]

Gahhh! You kiddies with your not-yet-worn-out-bodies!!I suspect it may at least partly be because children aren't going to be donating (or selling, whatever) their own corpses, and their parents are likely to hate the idea. I believe that's why it's hard to get cars properly safe for children - they use crash-test dummies, sure, but they need real corpses to get the dummies to behave properly. According to a doco I saw, they get so few young corpses that the child crash-test dummies are basically miniature adults, which don't move the same way as children do. So yah, I'd say it's low supply pushing up price...
How charmingly macabre.

[heretic]

$5900.

Wow.

[Felixaar]

I suspect it may at least partly be because children aren't going to be donating (or selling, whatever) their own corpses, and their parents are likely to hate the idea. I believe that's why it's hard to get cars properly safe for children - they use crash-test dummies, sure, but they need real corpses to get the dummies to behave properly. According to a doco I saw, they get so few young corpses that the child crash-test dummies are basically miniature adults, which don't move the same way as children do. So yah, I'd say it's low supply pushing up price...
How charmingly macabre.

So its a story about a pyscho-coroner who muderers little children and takes their bodies then sells them on the black market as crash test dummies?

I love it.

[Jalor]

$4915. Not too shabby.

[PhallicWarrior]

$5115.00

I'm not sure whether to be happy or frightened. At any rate, I would have scored lower if they had a "walking skeleton" option for the question about weight.

[AslanCross]

$4775. Being 30 lbs overweight is pretty bad for this, it seems.

[Rama_Lei]

5090. I blame Coke. And Pepsi. And Eggnog...(mm...nog)

[V Junior]

?!

SIX THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!

Ohmygosh!!! From what I've seen so far, that's pretty good!

[mockingbyrd7]

5,813 bucks, not bad.

[SoD]

$5015! Ye-ah! That's more money than I have in the bank! All I need to do is die, and I can get that new sax!

[Zeb The Troll]

$3690. Peh. Just 'cause I'm a little on the high mileage side?

*gets cane and hobbles out of thread*

[PaladinFreak]

5300$

Heh....

[Vuzzmop]

$5165? I thought all the tentacles woul be worth a bit more than that.:smallfrown:

[H. Zee]

$4765.

Can you cash in your dead body in advance? And then refuse to pay up when the time comes? :smallamused:

[Mad Scientist]

$4775
Does being above average height make you worth more because there's more of you or less because it's not novel like giantism?

[Mauve Shirt]

$6450. Hm.