DementedFellow
2008-01-07, 06:22 PM
I'm playing a Bard in the latest campaign my friends and I are in. The DM says he'll award me with extra experience if I can come up with comical songs.
Will you guys help a Bard out? I have little to no musical ability.
I'm looking for more a parody. One like this I found on another site.
Originally posted by Xarlen
His god is Talona (My talona), goddess of Poison, Disease, Suffering, and Pain.
Ooh my little faceless one, faceless one,
When you gonna give me some pain, Talona?
Ooh you make my tears to run, my tears to run
Torture eating into my brain Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such an evil mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to gouge out my eye, Talona
Keep evisceratin' me, killin' me
Cuttin' out the vein in my thigh, Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such an evil mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
When ya gonna finish me, finish me
Is it just a matter of time, Talona
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or are you just destroying my mind, Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a primal mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
Help me please.:smalleek:
Will you guys help a Bard out? I have little to no musical ability.
I'm looking for more a parody. One like this I found on another site.
Originally posted by Xarlen
His god is Talona (My talona), goddess of Poison, Disease, Suffering, and Pain.
Ooh my little faceless one, faceless one,
When you gonna give me some pain, Talona?
Ooh you make my tears to run, my tears to run
Torture eating into my brain Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such an evil mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to gouge out my eye, Talona
Keep evisceratin' me, killin' me
Cuttin' out the vein in my thigh, Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such an evil mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
When ya gonna finish me, finish me
Is it just a matter of time, Talona
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or are you just destroying my mind, Talona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a primal mind
I always shrivel up from a touch of the elder kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Talona
Help me please.:smalleek: