Alex Warlorn
2008-01-10, 03:40 PM
Welcome the Order of the Stick fan quickies thread.
Angel (cheerful): Congradulations, you have justified, rationalized, and shown your total -ignorance- of the world's real goings on enough to be sucessfully be admitted to the Lawful Good afterlife.
Miko: (droll) I'm flattered.
Angel: However due to the death toll at Azure City, and your series of 'mistakes' in the last few days of your life, we don't have an Archon for you.
Miko: So I shall climb the holy summit under my own power and will.
Angel: Not quite, we aren't Lawful Neutral here, we wouldn't leave you out in the cold.
+some time later+
Angelic cockroach: Go for it! You can do it! The readers are wondering what happened to you after all. Even -after- the big closure the author gave you.
Miko (climbing the mountain): I hate my after life.
Angel (cheerful): Congradulations, you have justified, rationalized, and shown your total -ignorance- of the world's real goings on enough to be sucessfully be admitted to the Lawful Good afterlife.
Miko: (droll) I'm flattered.
Angel: However due to the death toll at Azure City, and your series of 'mistakes' in the last few days of your life, we don't have an Archon for you.
Miko: So I shall climb the holy summit under my own power and will.
Angel: Not quite, we aren't Lawful Neutral here, we wouldn't leave you out in the cold.
+some time later+
Angelic cockroach: Go for it! You can do it! The readers are wondering what happened to you after all. Even -after- the big closure the author gave you.
Miko (climbing the mountain): I hate my after life.