Possibly the strangest email...

[Korias]

Preface- Somebody decided it would be funny to make a Gmail with the adress Domokun.The.Giga.Grue, and has started sending some very strange emails to our schools server, which is then sent to every student in the school. Below, is the email.



Hello, Smunderlings! I am Domokun, The Grue. What is a Grue, you might ask? Well, first let me tell you that the Grue is your worst nightmare. I am here to give you a complete guide on how to survive Grue Attacks.

What's a Grue?
Grue's are creatures that live in the darkness and eat things, mostly people. The Most common form of Grue is the one pictured below.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a5/Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Recognizing the Grue

First of all, Grues love the dark. In all grue attacks, the victim has been in the darkness or near darkness.
Note the brown fur, the short legs, boxy chest and stomach, and beady black eyes. Also note the large mouth.
A Grue's ravenous hunger will force it to eat anything.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e5/Kitten_chased_by_grues.jpg

Despite their stature and size, being no larger than a kitten, they can run at up to 45 MPH without wind resistance.

Their are many different types of grues, depending on the habitat around them.
The worst kind is the Nazi Grue.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/83/Domo-kun2.JPG
Just like normal nazis, except they eat people.
Unlike normal grues, they have learned to team together to take down larger prey.

However, there are some grues that surpass their bretheren. They are known as Giga-Grues, or Gruezillas.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/3c/Gruezilla.jpg

The Grue's Habitat
Most grues live in the habitat known as Darkness, pictured below.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/7/71/Black.png

However, Grues can and will bear the light to find prey. Seriously. They can live ANYWHERE.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e9/Toiletgrue.JPG


Above is an example of the abilities of camoflague that the Grue will use to eat its prey.

An even greater example...
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/a/a2/VegGrue.jpg


Grue Survival
In order to survive a Grue Attack, use light. However, it is known that Moby ****, when read in Swedish or Italian, will cause the Grue to fall asleep. Use that time to run as fast as possible.

This has been Domokun, The Grue.
-DomoKun


Now, I'm not sure about everybody else in my schoo, but I Found it incredibly funny.

What are your takes on this semi-satirical email?

[DarkLightDragon]

It was good for a chuckle. :smallsmile:

[Dragonrider]

:smallbiggrin: The best bit was the VeggieTales. I got there and choked.

[purple gelatinous cube o' Doom]

I don't know. I found it kind of lame to be honest.

[Dragonrider]

I don't know. I found it kind of lame to be honest.

It requires a somewhat juvenile sense of humor, I suppose....:smallwink:

[Zarrexaij]

That. Was. Great.

XD

Moar! :smalltongue:

The world needs to know about the grues!

[phoenixineohp]

As a very big Domo fan, I loved it.

However, I am sad that they did not include images of Grues who are dressed up for an evening out:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/DomoHat.gif

Or a Gure enjoying their healthy start to the morning:
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/DomoBreakfast.jpg

A Grue should yell at them.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2/phoenixineohp/YellingDomo.jpg

[Icewalker]

hehe, not bad. I'm guessing it's a big problem at the school, with teachers being annoyed by it and overreacting?

[Mordokai]

Made me chuckle :smallsmile:

[Agalyon]

Isn't that the Grue Page from Uncyclopedia?

Oh well good for a laugh anyway

[Kaelaroth]

A little tasteless, in my opinion.

[Felixaar]

It just makes me want a kitten more.

Also, I'll never trust Larry the Cucumber again.

[phoenixineohp]

But Bob is still good in your books? What about Jr? Or did the Grue eat him? With a lovely butter sauce perhaps. Mmmm... Jr. :smalltongue:

[Felixaar]

In that brief moment, Larry the Cucumber was the only Vegetales character I remembered the name of.

the lesson be this: trust not the vegies.

[MrEdwardNigma]

Hmmmmm, I can imagine most people probably didn't get it. Hell, at my old school I'd be pretty much the only one to get it.

[Ceres]

Makes me want to play Zork again. Love how Moby **** is censored.

[Korias]

hehe, not bad. I'm guessing it's a big problem at the school, with teachers being annoyed by it and overreacting?

Sort of. The IT Guys are annoyed, but most of the kids are finding it funny.

[Dragonrider]

In that brief moment, Larry the Cucumber was the only Vegetales character I remembered the name of.

the lesson be this: trust not the vegies.

Bob the Tomato, anyone?

[Zephra]

that was absoluly awsome.

I wanna change my user name and avi.

[QueenOfMemnoch]

Awww, Domo is adorable <3
Most of those pictures in the email come from the Domo-kun calendar sold at Hot Topic...

Who has the spare time to do that, though?

[thubby]

good for a quick laugh. :smallwink:

[Premsyl]

Who do I call about my Grue problems?

[Rama_Lei]

I enjoyed the darkness line..

[NikkTheTrick]

Hey, beats all those damn "hey, you won 11234789263478523462348957 million dollars! Send us your account information, including your pin number and your social insurance number, and we'll send the money to you" emails.

At least yours is creative spam...

[Gem Flower]

I wouldn't call that spam. I don't actually want to buy a grue-doll or whatever, and that's the only spam purpose I can think of for it.

[JessSoccer]

I like it, think it was hilarious. Wish something interesting happened at Uni...which starts again tomorrow. /death

[Gem Flower]

Uhhhhh.....What? Hmmm, someone died. *throws sadness/sympathy Zitzles*

[Korias]

Who do I call about my Grue problems?

I'm guessing one would sent the response to [email protected], which was the sender.

[Metal Head]

The part with nazi grues made me chuckle. I'm sure that with some photoshop magic I could make a picture of some grues saluting hitler.

[North]

Thats actually pretty amusing. Better quality spam then what I get.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

That's the type of email I would spam our school computers with

Hilarious really :P

[Zeb The Troll]

Meh. I'm unimpressed. It seems a bit uninspired to me.

*wonders why Moby **** is censored*

[Raiser Blade]

That made me chuckle.

Grue ftw!

[Felixaar]

Bob the Tomato, anyone?
Blech. Salad Vegies. (I dislike's the salad.) (not a single ounce of good grammar. tut tut. *hits self over head with a cane* (ow))


Who do I call about my Grue problems?
Whoyagunnacall? GRUE BUSTERS!

[Jalor]

I really cracked up at the darkness illustration.

Test:
Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby ****

[Castaras]

*giggles* Awesome.

I think the only sort of thing we had at school was the changing of our school website to www.badgerbadgerbadger.com.

Wish we had that sort of email stuff...although I don't use school email, so meh. Wish I got that sort of spam. :smallbiggrin:

[InaVegt]

I really cracked up at the darkness illustration.

Test:
Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby **** Moby ****

You're doing it the wrong way, Moby ****.

[Sneak]

You're doing it the wrong way, Moby ****.

That's cheating. :P

Anyway, that is an amusing email. Maybe it's not hilarious, but definitely better than most spam. Anyway, it's probably watching the staff get frustrated over it that's the funny part. :P

[PaladinFreak]

I laughed out loud at the veggie tales one. They must be implanting subliminal messages in the videos.

So THATS why my littlest brother was so hooked on those films...

[Aramil Liadon]

I liked the image of a Grue's natural habitat, but it other wise seemed lame.

Still, much better than any spam I've received in a while, and I need to figure out how he sent it to everyone at once.

[wojonatior]

coolio:smallbiggrin: