Trog's Tavern CXCVIII

[BunnyBoo564403]

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Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.


Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

Theme Song

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Who

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Trog would like to introduce:


Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))
GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Bar Drinks:
Hemo Colada - 100% less coconut, 100% more ichor.
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise

Desserts
Muffins
Brownies

Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace.

[metakirb]

Ramirez walks in and sits down

[BunnyBoo564403]

Xena sits down, a foot hidden beneath her cloak tapping.

[Volug]

Before Trey losses it again and starts yelling at Xena again, Liellia steps forward to Xena.
What can we... Um... Do to help Volug? Make deal?
She seems worried about him.

Volug is still laying down...

[BunnyBoo564403]

Volug, you may get up now.

*snap*
he should be back to normal again.

oh, but that's no fun.

[Volug]

Volug gets up, but lingers for a moment longer.

Trey doesn't get involved, and leaves it to Liellia.

No, we make deal. So Volug be alright.
Her common is broken, but understandable.

[BunnyBoo564403]

well, sorry, lady but I can't. it's against my code of conductivity.

[Volug]

There must be... Somthing?

Liellia kneels down the Wolf Volug, and pets him behind the ears. She looks into his mind and heart trying to find the problem and what can be done to elimenate the problem.

Her Heron blood should protect her from any harmfull black magic.

[BunnyBoo564403]

it does, but in looking, she'll feel like she's moving through syrup, upon closer inspection, she'll find it much like poison.

you like? I may have overdone it with the back fire, though.

[Volug]

I-... It controls Volug? How?

Liellia continues looking for a weakness, if there is one...

[BunnyBoo564403]

more like I control Volug through it. what you're looking at is a special concoction, which includes my energy, once I drain all his energy, he's as good as dead, but when I want a slave, I put my energy/concoction into him/her, reviving him/her and since it's my energy in the concoction, they become loyal to me, but I make it so at a certian command, by me, they'll bacome loyal, or they get annoying and I have to kill them.

((my...fingers...huuurrrrt!))

[Volug]

((I'm used to it. Type 90 WPM and feeling fine:smallbiggrin:))

So... You make him do anything? That is... cruel...
I want... To help him... Please, do... Not kill him.
Her voice sounds divine, like she was some sort of holy messenger of sorts.

She continues her inspection.

[BunnyBoo564403]

she snaps her fingers, as Volug should become normal, and the poison/concoction dissapates instantly, well, goes down so it should seem reduced my around 67%

[Volug]

((So, memory still lost about the fight. Normal in other aspects, but still serves Xena and still loyal to her?))

Liellia stands up and looks at Xena.
You... Help us? We need... Something, and help.
Dispite her knowing Xena is quite evil, Liellia still tries to ask for help.

[BunnyBoo564403]

she yawns.

do i get to kill anything?

((yep, he can remember the fight if you'd like, but nothing in between the time that Xena snaps, and normal anytime other then that.))

[Volug]

((Nah, he won't remember the fight. To much chaos if he did.
... Unless you want him to of course:smallbiggrin: ))

Liellia doesn't seem to like killing... But continues.
Um... I think... Monsters.

Trey seems outraged.
You want help from her? How can we tell she won't kill us and then have us become her slaves?

[BunnyBoo564403]

that sounds reasonable...where?

[Volug]

Volug continues standing to the side, being his silent self. But listening in.

Liellia ignores Trey's yelling and continues.
We... Are trying to fi-... Find where. We are looking.
Might be in fo-... fore-... Forest.

[BunnyBoo564403]

well, how am I supposed to get there if I don't know where?

[Volug]

Volug was... Looking for it when... Getting these.

She holds out the small bag, and the crystal.

I saw he was... Ti-... Tired though. He needs rest.

[BunnyBoo564403]

would you quit sputtering?! just talk in your language.

she looks at the bag.

if you analyzed it, and traced the molecular structure, you could pinpoint the latitude and longitude.

((you know, I am in the mood for utter chaos...))

[Volug]

((... You have control over Volug pretty much...
>_>
<_<))

Liellia starts to talk in her own language, the same as Volug's. Hoping she understands.

I could, but it would only give us an area to look at. It could help.
You will help us? Yes?

She looks over at Volug, worried.

[BunnyBoo564403]

she understands perfectly.

okay. fine.

((YAY utter chaos!))

Volugs memory of the battle should slowly come back.

[Volug]

Liellia smiles. Trey lets out a sigh.
Alright, if your going to work with us, don't try anything. And don't try to hurt Lady Liellia, or I'll take your eyes out with my Talons. Though if you don't... I'll trust you... For now. Only because Lady Liellia does!

Volug stands still, when the memories come back he starts growling. He tries to bite Xena's leg off.

((Well... Chaos until you make him forget again.))

[BunnyBoo564403]

Xena sighs, jumping onto the table.

she doesn't snap, just sit there.

your threats don't really scare me, you know.

[Volug]

Liellia lightly grabs the growling Volug, calming him.

Make him forget... If you really control him. I don't want him to suffer.

[BunnyBoo564403]

there should be no suffering if he's as tough as he says he is...you really do want him back, don't you?

[Volug]

If you are kind enough, I would like Volug not to be under anyones control.

[BunnyBoo564403]

I'm doing this, but understand, I'm not kind. I'm simply doing this because he's no longer amusing me.

she snaps her finger, and says a large, really mong word in a foriegn language that seems more like a long hiss.

he should be back to normal, all memories restored.

[Volug]

Thank you.

Volug calms down, and backs off of Xena. Still looking at her though.
Don't think that I trust you now...
Liellia...

LADY Liellia!

... The entrance is in the woods, but I cannot be sure.

Volug is speaking in his language as usual.

[BunnyBoo564403]

the truth is, I don't want your trust.

in the woods..can't be sure...does that mean it's unstable?

[Volug]

I'm not sure what you mean by that.
But what I do know is that the problem or place we are looking for is causing some strange wave of energy that reaches to our Laguz Nations. It's some sense we Laguz have.

Volug doesn't speak.

[BunnyBoo564403]

it may simply be an unstable portal connected to Avalon ar a between plane.

[Volug]

Well we won't know till we look for it. I'm going to be escorting Lady Lielia through the air.
Volug, you go on foot. You'll probably get there faster. Just meet us where you found the contents of that bag.

Volug nods and departs.

Liellia smiles at Xena and walks out the door as well. Trey stays behind a moment.
Don't try anything... I won't as long as you are at least respectfully to lady Liellia.

[BunnyBoo564403]

so who am I with? do I get to travel underground?

[Volug]

You travel however you want. And I don't care who you do it with...

Trey leaves Trogs.

[D_Lord]

Huh, they left. I was going to say I was rude and appodes.
A gray potal opens and he steps through.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion enters the Tavern, a small Flame in his hand "I'm bored, anyone want to brawl?" Carrions says, the flame changing from blue to white constantly.

[Mee]

*Kelindale walks in, orders a glass of water, and sits down in a corner.*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"Good enough!" Carrion says, sprinting from the bar as a Fireball flies forth from his hand at Kelindales spot, setting aflame (but not damaging) the objects around it as he sprints away.

[Mee]

*jumps out of the way* What?? I just got here! Let me get a drink first. *drinks the water really quickly* Okay, let's not do this here though. The cops might get mad, and I don't want that.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

You hear cackling and you realize that Carrion left shortly before (or is it after?) the fireball struck.

[Mee]

((well, if I don't know where you went, we can't continue.))
*puts out what few flames there were*

[Gaelbert]

"Hey, it's my financial benefactor."

Galen humms a tube, and water flies from his flute to cool to still hot objects.

"I see that life has remained... interesting for you.

[Mee]

Thank you, but what did you mean by that last bit? About life remaining?
*sigh* Anybody? Well, bye. *Falls asleep in chair.*
((dead time.))

[Gaelbert]

Kilen looks around at the singed bar.

"It seems like you've been busy. Made a few enemies."

[Mee]

No, all I did was walk in, and he shot a fireball at me!

[Gaelbert]

"So this random person walks in, fires off a fireball, and leaves? Such is life in the town, so I hear. Need a bodyguard? I'm pretty good in a scrap."

[Mee]

Thanks, but, no thanks, I'm not half bad myself. Actually, I walked in, sat down, and got ..... fireballed?

[Gaelbert]

"Okay, well, the offer still stands. I'm always looking for employment."
((deadtime))

[Mee]

I'll think about it.
((Since you were the only one I was talking to, I'll go to deadtime as well.))

EDIT: Oh, if you really need money, would you consider piracy? We're looking for a crew, if you want.

[Who]

*A blue box appears in ther corner of the rooma dn out of it steps Who and K9*
Evening all

[Mee]

Hi, what's with the big blue box?
*takes a sip of his water*

[Who]

What do you mean what's with it?

[Mee]

It's, not something you see everyday.

((Yes, I know what it is, but my character doesn't so if you wish to explain, feel free.))

[metakirb]

Ramirez undeadtimes, he looks about for a moment before thinking

[Who]

I spose' you don't no, it's my time machine if you must know.

[Mee]

Oh, okay.
*sips more at the water.*

[Who]

*Who takes a brain out of his pocket and starts eating it*

[Mee]

Hm, thanks, that reminds me, I haven't eaten in several days. *Pulls out some food from the bag on his belt*

[Who]

It always worries me how people aren't disturbed by me eating a brain.

[Mee]

((ha, that is odd, do you want me to be disturbed? I could if you want.))

[Who]

((You choose I don't really mind))

[Mee]

((okay, if you don't mind, I won't. I don't mind you eating, everything has to.))

[Who]

((groovy:smallsmile: ))

[Mee]

So, how are you on this fine day? Mister???

[Who]

Fine, no one's tried to kill for about a week, well relitively speaking anyway.
*A bell sounds from inside the blue box*
Scratch that someones about to try and kill me got to dash
*Who runs inside the blue box which slowly deamaterialises*

[Mee]

Okay, bye unnamed person.:smallsmile:

EDIT: ((deadtime until someone else gets here:smallsmile: ))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

A cloaked figure enters the Tavern, sitting at the stool "I want the 200 proof, I'm trying not to get too drunk" He says. taking the entire bottle and chugging it down.

[Mee]

*Kelindale wakes up, leaves a few gold for the drinks, and naps, and walks off.* ((un-deadtime))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The talking llama raises his head, blows the dust from his nose, and looks around, muttering about Darn players and their lack of internet at home.

Then he wags, orders a llamanade and ponders if he's breaking continuity and if he should be at Inari's instead.*

[Mee]

Hi, mister llama. Who and how are you on this fine day?:smallsmile:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*He bleats happily and extends a hoof in the traditional humanoid gesture known as "Greeting"*

Hi. I'm Atreyu.

(I don't remember if I've given a description of Atreyu to you before. Do you need one?)

[Mee]

((you haven't, but sure, I'd love one.:smallbiggrin: ))
*takes the hoof*
Hello, I'm Kelindale. Pleasure to meet you.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Atreyu appears much as he does in the avatar. He has the mask on as well as a Holy Symbol of the profile of a fox's head on a chain around his neck. Around his neck is also a black collar with blue gems. Tied to his side by a small cord is a small pouch and on his chest he wears a brand.)

Hi Kelindale! Its nice to meet new people. What brings you to Town?

[Mee]

Luck mostly, I was stumbling around, badly wounded, and found this great town.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Ooh, ooh, do you need healing? Cuz I can do that??

*He holds up his holy symbol with a hoof and looks you over for injuries.*

[Mee]

*grins* No thanks, that was several days ago, but thank you.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Okay. Good. Very good. Ummm.....you're welcome.

Anything exciting happen lately?

*He laps at a bowl of llamanade that Nina has brought over.*

[Szilard]

Captain Bobby walks in. Kelindale! Can you come here?

[Mee]

Captian! Sure. Sorry Atreyu, I have to go. See you later.

[Szilard]

We have to go to the Woods. Captain Bobby goes to the woods.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama waves bye, then wonders if he should have followed.*

[Mee]

*Kelindale follows Cap'm Bobby to the woods, waiving to Atreyu as he leaves Trog's*
EDIT: ((you could follow if you want.))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

The door opens, but no-one is behind it. A shadow is cast, walking all the way up to the bar and a platinum piece from the stool. "200 Proof, please."

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama nervously waves to the Shadow*

(thanks, but that's okay, Mee. I've got other distractions I'll attend too for now.)

[Mee]

((okay, I can't force you.:smallsmile: ))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

The shadow stays put on the floor, the shadow seeming as if its drinking the 200 proof, which you see the bottle of floating. Slowly, a humanoid figure appears on the stool, in a Very Dark Cloak, the hood up. It looks at the llama, "You can see me?" He looks at his sleeve, shrieking as he stands, the hood falling, it shows Carrions face. He smashes the bottle in his left hand and charges a fireball in the right, "Don't try to kill me now! I made a mistake! I want to join the police! Wait!" He says, cautiously walking towards the door.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Sure you could. Atreyu has approx no will save.)

*He slowly backs away from the shadow hooded guy thing. Ummmm..... I'm not going to hurt you. It'll be okay.

[Mee]

((But I won't, now I should go to the woods with my Captain))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion exits the door, casting three spells as he does so, but none of them are familiar to others.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Atreyu simply scratches his head and shrugs and goes back to his llamanade.*

*After a second, he finishes his llamanade and goes to see what's going on in the woods.*

[Who]

*A blue box appears in the corner of the room and out of it steps Who and K9*
Evening all

[metakirb]

Ramirez glances at who

[Who]

Hello, I don't believe we've met before mr...?

[metakirb]

Ramirez, and you are?

[Who]

I'm Who it's a pleasure to meat you

[metakirb]

hrm... i suppose...

[Who]

So what brings you to the Town, if you don't mind me asking?

[metakirb]

i seek the remaining Fragments of The Silver Gigas

[Who]

Can't say I've ever heard of that before

[metakirb]

I'm not surprised, Zelos was a closely guarded secret of my poeple...

[Who]

Zelos? I do dislike it when people make fell stupid.

[metakirb]

The silver gigas...

[Who]

I'm sorry but I have no idea what your talking about

[metakirb]

never mind...

[Who]

Okay
*A tentacle dips into Who's pocket which pulls out a brain, which he begins eating*

[metakirb]

so what brings you here?

[Who]

An accident really, that box over there that's my ship. It fell through a hole in reality and I ended up here and by the time I'd fixed it I had disided it was safer here.

[metakirb]

from what i've seen sofar, here isn't the safest place ever...

[Who]

Yes but atleast here no one is actively trying to kill...well except some penguins.

[metakirb]

penguins? what're penguins?

[Who]

Little arctic flightless bird things that want to kill me.

[metakirb]

hrm... i think there were a few back in arcadia, then again i never really traveled to the lands of the purple moon...

[master ranger]

Fiendish Great wyrm Red Dragon comes in asking for the taxes now!! oh he's the king see Welcome to the Town (please read).

[Mee]

((If I were here I'd say no, I owe no taxes))

[LordVader]

Fiendish Great wyrm Red Dragon comes in asking for the taxes now!! oh he's the king see Welcome to the Town (please read).

...
OOC: What, the HELL are you talking about? You can't just make yourself king...:smallconfused:

[Szilard]

((Heis the guy who also made the Robbery))

[LordVader]

((What robbery?))

[Mee]

*Kelindale walks in, and sits down. Then orders a glass of water*
*leaves again, deadtime*

[metakirb]

Ramirez gets up and heads out, having sensed a piece of Zelos

[Who]

*A blue box appears in the corner of the room and out of it steps Who and K9*
Evening all

[metakirb]

Waddle zooms in, chased by one of his mechs, it appears to be malfunctioning again

[Who]

*Points sonic screwdriver at the mech in an atempt to deactivate it*
Down you go

[metakirb]

The emch deactivates, and shrinks

phew... thanks who

[Who]

No problem, so how are you? And what's with the mech?

[metakirb]

it's a new model, and kinda buggy...

He breaks out a screwdriver and begins tweaking the mech

but once i fix it, he's gonna be really strong! as for me, i'm good, business is doing well, how're you doing?

[Who]

Pretty good except there's a Mantasfid out to kill me

[metakirb]

mantafish?

Dee looks confused

what's a mantafish?

[Who]

*A large flying mantis shaped creature flys through the door and lands*
I have found you fleshy biped, I shall have your head.
That's a Mantasfid

[metakirb]

Mantafish!

Waddle runs up to it, and runs round it in circles, laughing

[Who]

*The Mantasfid slashes at Waddle with a leg*
Cease these games, surrender or you shall die fleshy biped

[metakirb]

Waddle is kicked, and is knocked into his mech

ow, you meanie!

He boots up his mech, which splutters a bit, but doesn't go beserk

[Who]

*The Mantasfid charges at Who, who dives under a table*
What do you want?!
The bounty on your head, fleshy biped

[metakirb]

The mech shifts its shape, a pair of supports drop down and secure the mech in place, then a large amount of laser guns are revealed, and are aimed at the Mantasfid

I won't let you touch him!

[Who]

Don't kill him! I want him alive!
*Who fires a blaster at the Mantasfid*
Die! Fleshy biped!
*The Mantasfid leaps at Who*

[metakirb]

Waddle flips a switch, and the lasers are set to stun, he fires at the mantasfid

[Who]

*The blast hits the mantasfid who falls to the floor twitching*
Who are you working for?
The bronze masters

[metakirb]

The mech lets out a spark

uh oh...

IT darts for the door, with waddle still in it

Sorry who!

((brawl... http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/gamemode/various/various26.html soo many modes!))

[Who]

Tell me who your working for!
The bronze masters
*The mantasfid twists it's neck and colapses to the floor*
No! K9 scoop up the body
*Who and K9 walk into the blue box which slowly dematerialises*

[wxdruid]

Gwen walks in through the mirror, she waits for Anton.

[DungeonMaster77]

Walking through the mirror, Anton asks Gwen, "So, Town Mayor, huh? Congrats. How are things going in town? It seems so long since I've gotten a chance to chat with you."

[wxdruid]

Gwen leads them over to a booth and she slides in one side before answering. Well...I was Mayor for a year. I'm not sure who's Mayor here now. She takes Skye out of her sling, This is Skye, my daughter.

Skye looks at him with blue eyes. She has brown fuzz on top of her head and she has cute little pointed half elf ears.

Gwen chuckles, Here, let me get us something to eat. She calls over Cosmo, We'll get two glasses of llamanade, some velvet elfish and two bamhacon sandwiches. Cosmo goes off to get them as Gwen turns back to smile at Anton.

[blademaster42]

All of Blademaster's characters undeadtime. This in itself is not strange. What is strange is that they are wearing clothes much different from when they deadtimed. Well, except Carl, his are still the same.
Iko is now wearing a pair of blue jeans, a bright red t-shirt, and a black leather jacket with the words "Born flamer" in red lettering on the back. his boots remain the same.
Sheezu is wearing a black t shirt and black leather pants, along with with black leather boots.
Krat is wearing a deep brown shirt, faded blue jeans, and a spiked leather wristband on his right arm.
Aero is wearing a white tank top and and bright blue shorts with flip flops.
Tiera is wearing an ice blue t-shirt and blue jeans.

When did we get the new duds?
*deadtime*
((man I hate coming on when everyone else has just gotten off.:smallfurious: ))

[D_Lord]

An NPC walks into Trog's. Hey people, Sir's General Store is having a opening sell. All +20 weapons up to 90% off. Go and buy.
He takes a big bearth and starts to repet himself.

[V Junior]

Junior walks into Trog's Tavern. She sits down at a table in the corner, and murmers the words of a song.

While the world's all awakening
The darkness is escapening,
So harken to light, my friends,
And sing your own songs.

But when the darkness is wakening,
Many lives are escapening
From mortal bound and flesh,
To sing thier own songs.

She then looks at the NPC and flicks a knife at him, aiming for the throat. She has a very good aim.

[D_Lord]

The NPC falls and dies. but another one walks in and says Hey people, Sir's General Store is having a opening sell. All +20 weapons up to 90% off. Go and buy.

[Lady Tialait]

Tialait walks into Trog's Tavern holding her cloaks closly to herself "Hello?..um...i'm new here in town ....does anyone need some Druidic magical healing?"

[Kyrian]

A familiar black panther pads his way into the Tavern. With a look around, he heads over to Gwen and even raises up to sniff at Skye with a smile.

[wxdruid]

Gwen smiles at Aramir and if he can fit....he can go under the table or lie down next to it. She and Anton are sitting in a booth right now.

[Kyrian]

With a purr, Aramir brushes against Gwen, giving her a thankful smile before he curls up beside her booth.

[D_Lord]

The NPC takes a big bearth and says again.Hey people, Sir's General Store is having a opening sell. All +20 weapons up to 90% off. Go and buy.

[Admiral_Kelly]

The tavern door of Trog's swings open. A young man, probably still in his teens, with a bit of a messy short haircut and brown eyes walks in. He wears a long maroon trenchcoat which extends down almost to the floor. Following him in like a pet dog is a badger.

[Mee]

*you hear a faint rip, and Kelindale walks in and sits down*

[D_Lord]

The NPC starts to repeat itself again. Hey people, Sir's General Store is having a opening sell. All +20 weapons up to 90% off. Go and buy.

[Mee]

*Sigh* I think we get it now, +20, 90% off. I think on my way here, I saw someone there.
*Walks out, ((Seeing as he's the one in the store :smalltongue: ))
*walks back in and sits down, again.:smallamused: * ((anybody?))

[Lady Tialait]

Tialait quirks her head at the NPC "The reason we are not listening to you. is that you are an NPC..hence, not worth the PC's time..."

[Mee]

Actually, they have some good stuff, here look. *draws flaming purple +20 keen katana* 200 gold, for this.
*put's it away*

[Lady Tialait]

Tialait shrugs "I have no gold to spend on such things. I have come to this town to sell my services as a Druid ....I have many talents. and I once served botht he seelie and unseelie courts."

[Mee]

Okay, I was just supposed to help spread the word, that's all. *leans back in the chair*
*walks out of Trog's ((deadtime))*

[Emperor Demonking]

A man walked in and he paid for his drink. He gulped it down and went to each wall and drew a small rune on each along with dropping a small metal thing on the floor. "perfect."

[LordVader]

A squad of five Arbites enters Trog's and sits down at a table.

Also, Kaleth poofs into existence at the bar and sighing, surveys Trogs.

"Same old, same old."

[metakirb]

Ramirez looks up, not noticing anything of intrest goes back to his thoughts

[Mee]

*Kelindale wakes up, looks around, and orders some water.*

[Kyrian]

"Same old, same old."

The code phrase was given. And as such, the Town news would soon be reporting that an "abandoned" industrial facility was bombed. With the bombing, the facility soon began evacuating the thousands of underground believers.

((I'd be really surprised if anyone knows this reference.))

[Mee]

((well, then you're not shocked, I don't :smalltongue: ))

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion enters the tavern, "Any vampires here? I have a question for you!" Carrion says, standing in front of the door.

[Mee]

Not that I know of, but I could be wrong.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion glares at Kelindale and charges a Fireball, "Quiet, Scum."

[Mee]

Say please. *sips drink*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion glares at Kelindale with ferocity, "Don't try me, dirtbag."

[Mee]

You haven't said please yet. I'm waiting.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion brings his hand slightly up and the fireball turns white, "Last chance." Carrion says, grabbing his +20 Flaming Mace with his Left Hand.

[Mee]

All I'm waiting for is a please. *makes no move for any weapon*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"JUST SHUT UP!" Carrion tosses a Scorching ray at a mug, bursting it into many glass shards, "I'm Serious! I will murder you!"

[Mee]

I know, and all I want is a please.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion fires another scorching ray at one of Kelin's stool's legs, blasting it apart and the tosses his fireball at Kelin a little in the direction his stool is tipping towards and then takes a step back so he is blocking the door.

[Mee]

*flips off the stool just before anything hits* *sigh* Has it really come to this? All I wanted was to be asked politely.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"I SWEAR TO THE NINE I WILL END YOU!" Carrion yells as he fires two more fireballs, one on each side of Kelin.

[Mee]

*stands still, they miss :smalltongue: * No you won't.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

"GRAAHHHHHH!!!" Carrion then sends a Two Maximized magic missiles at Kelin, hitting him in the head 8(or is it 10?) times, injuring him. "Magic missile never misses!"

[Mee]

*shakes his head to try to get rid of the pretty birdies* Okay, ow.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion sends a chain lightning at Kelin, making sure something metallic is the second target "Dodge this!" Carrion yells, grinning as he fires two more magic missiles, this time hitting his legs.

[Mee]

Okay. you hear behind you. consider them dodged.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

The bolts of lightning fire from the metal towards Kelin again as Carrion casts grease on the floor around him. "DIE!"

[Mee]

((seeing as I'm behind you, the lightning hits you, not me.)) *Second, I jumped out of the the radius of the grease*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

The bolt goes over carrions shoulder, missing him, "You can't dodge forever!" Carrion shouts as he swings his +20 Fiery Mace at Kelindale.

[Mee]

*Jumps back* I don't have to.

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion slits his hand with his mace's edge and says, "Just wait. . . Your going to like this one, Dirtbag." Carrion says, muttering words to himself.

[Mee]

What? *still no weapons out*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion stands and says "I wish you were trapped in a cage before me." and as he finished this, a cage quickly starts to materialize around Kelin as Carrion casts a fireball on each side of the cage.

[Mee]

*rolls backwards before the cage finishes materializing*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion throws one very large fireball, spanning across the size of the room at Kelin, and one other behind him.

[Mee]

*quickly reaches into his bag, pulls out a ring, which he puts on* *the fireball hits*

[Carrion_Humanoid]

Carrion stops throwing fireballs, looks at his hands, and then walks out the door, writing a small sentence on the wall.

[Mee]

*sigh* I love my ring of fire resistance. *sits down, and orders some more water*

[LordVader]

The Arbites leap up.
"****! Check that sentence, they could be runes! And alert Jarus!"

Two Arbites scramble over to observe the sentence.

Kaleth, mildly interested, observes the sentence to see if it is giving off any traces of magical power.

((He's a Magic Elemental, and as such can sense magic.))

[Mee]

*mightily enjoys the cool refreshing water*
Do you want some help looking for him?

[Carrion_Humanoid]

The runes detonate, being Explosive runes, and saying just so on the wall.

[Mee]

((back to deadtime.))

[DungeonMaster77]

(Waking up from deadtime)

"Wow, is this place always this violent and...uhm...'exciting' as I just witnessed?"

[Emperor Demonking]

"I think so. Its crazy isn't it." Said the man who magicly appeared.

[Who]

*A blue box appears in the corner of the room and out of it steps Who and K9*
Evening all

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Atreyu comes in and starts chattingwith some NPC's about important matters like making a tarp to save Town.

Dolls! The tarp should have dolls. Lots of them. Of everyone in Town.

*He waves to the mind flayer in the box* Hiya, Who. Are you still being bounty hunted?

[Who]

I think so I caught one of them a few days ago and managed to make him tell me who they're working for before he killed himself

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama winces* Ummm....congratulations? errrr...who are they working for?

[Who]

That's the thing he said they were working for the bronze masters but I have no idea who that is

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*he thinks* That doesn't sound like anyone I know of. I wish I could help.

*he turns back to the NPC's* Oh, and our tarp will have to be silly. It was the silly that really made Town take off in the first place. Lots of silly fighting actually. We'll need silly fights and less of a concern for continuity.

[Who]

Thanks for your concern, what's this about a tarp anyway?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Someone came up with the idea of having a tarp to save Town. I'm not quite sure what we're saving it from, but its one of the more interesting resolutions to a plot that I've heard.

Maybe when we're done, you can cover these bronze guys with it.

[Who]

Why does this place never make any sense?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Because it is a ...what did Lillith call it....a nexus of chaos and it brings insanity with it. That's why its so crazy. Also, all the dead time that is floating around doesn't help any, either. I hate when that stuff gets caught in my wool.

[Who]

Interesting it get's got in your wool, must be caused by some sort of static.
*A bleeping noise can be heard from inside the blue box*
Got to run
*Who runs inside the blue box which slowly dematerialises*

[Mee]

((un-deadtime for just a little while)) Morning everyone.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(forums good? We good to go?)

*He waves goodbye to Who, then turns and waves to his friend.* Hiya. How's the ....you know.... *whispers* pirating??

[DungeonMaster77]

"Ahhh...of Tarps and Dolls...if the world would only see the truth in life..." Anton muses to himself lazily.

"So, my quest to find you Gwen, now completed, I wonder what shall I do now? I've heard that escaping this town is improbable, and possibly impossible, though I know not why. I chose cleric as a profession, and after retiring from adventuring, have nowhere to call home, but much gold to put to good causes. I could build my own temple, and call others to my flock. I, personally, as you know, follow the moon goddess Alarra. She saves us from the darkness of the night. I met her once, in a dream. The lycanthropes of the universe vary their way of worshipping her, and offer their own dogma, but I hope that one day they will see her shining orb and see it as a beacon of light, and not a sign that they can murder. Hmmm...what do you suggest, Gwen?"

Anton takes another drink of the llamanade, noting its excellent taste and smoothness.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

The llama looks over at the new person and trots over to say hi while extending a hoof in the traditional humanoid gesture known as "shaking."

Hi. I'm Atreyu.

[wxdruid]

Gwen finds that rather amusing, A Temple to Alarra? She's married to the Pirate King. They have a daughter named Agneta. She puts Skye down near Aramir and she promptly reaches for the black panther with both hands.

Gwen starts eating the velvet elfish, I suppose you could if you wanted to. Although you might find it hard to populate your Temple. The most successful Temple in Town is Inari's.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama beams a bit a waves to Gwen as his player tries to pass the time since he's been volunteered to stay an extra 2 hours at work.*

[wxdruid]

Gwen happily waves back at the LLama. Skye is all involved with trying to figure out Aramir's paw.

[DungeonMaster77]

Anton waves to the llama, knowing and understandingly, as his player too is working later than normal, having 40 minutes left instead of 10 before the end of his workday.

"Hello, Atreyu. We've met before, but in a different life, maybe. I feel like I know you fairly well, anyways." Anton takes another gulp from his mug.

"Yes, I saw. Hmm...Alarra married to the Pirate King. How interesting...that changes the doctrine I was familliar with conciderably...in any case, I must find something to occupy my time with. Are there any good rumors circulating about?"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Hi Gwen. Hi Skye. How's things???

[wxdruid]

No, no I haven't heard any rumors.

To Atreyu, We're doing wonderful and Atreyu, this is Anton. Skye is getting bigger everyday.

Anton, This is Atreyu, the Masked LLama.

If Atreyu puts his nose down near Skye, she'll abandon the panther paw she was playing with and latch onto his nose. She loves the LLama.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*He'll definately stick his nose near her and give her a sniff. He loves Skye.*

(sorry for slow posting...on the pone at work)

[Mee]

(forums good? We good to go?)

*He waves goodbye to Who, then turns and waves to his friend.* Hiya. How's the ....you know.... *whispers* pirating??

*whispers* It's going well, I'm fighting for my life, and I don't think I'm supposed to be here. ((Good thing the fabric of space time is so rippable.))

[D_Lord]

The NPC looks started. He says A temple of were's? Must go back to store. Hey people go to Sir's General Store. A sell on 20+ things 90% off. He leaves.

[LordVader]

The runes detonate, being Explosive runes, and saying just so on the wall.

Kaleth senses the magic emanating from them, and idly erases them with a sweep of his robed arm. He then points to the Arbites leader.

"Next time bring a magic detector with you. You could've blown up the entire bar. Idiots."

The Arbites leader frowns and turns away.

[Mee]

Water please? Hey, Atreyu, how are you?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I'm doing okay. Just relaxing and hanging out a bit. What happened that caused you to be in trouble?

[Mee]

You mean with Carrion? A while back, he threw a fireball at me, and I reported it.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

That's probably a good thing. Its what they are supposd to do.

[Mee]

Now he attacks me on sight. I don't know why though.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I don't know. Some people are weird like that. Have you been seriuosly hurt or anything?

[Mee]

No, not really, got hit in the side of the head with several magic missiles, but other then that, I'm fine. So if you have, "Cure Serious headaches" that would help.:smallwink:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Yeah. Its called "Cure Light Wounds" but it works well against headaches.

*He touches his holy symbol with a hoof and it starts to glow after he says a quick prayer.*

[Mee]

Thank you very much. Oh, Captain Bobby needs to talk to you, he's not here, so I think I could ask. He want's to know if a boat can be warded against teleportation.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*he gulps nervously* Yeah, you can definately get anti-teleportation wards on anything. You may want a couple actually, in case one gets damaged.

[Mee]

((Why nervous?)) Okay, thanks, I'll be sure to tell him.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(should have asked. :smallsmile: )

Great. Let me know what he says.

[Mee]

Will do, but, why are you nervous?
((there, I did. :smalltongue: ))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Because..becaue....I'm not really high enough level to do that, so I can, but it really leaves me drained. I'm happy to do it, though.

[Mee]

Oh, thank you, if we have to, I'm sure we could find someone to help you if need be.

((I'm sorry, but I have to go, bye. :smallfrown: Deadtime))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Thanks. That'd help.

(okay. see you later.)

[LordVader]

Kaleth senses the magic emanating from them, and idly erases them with a sweep of his robed arm. He then points to the Arbites leader.

"Next time bring a magic detector with you. You could've blown up the entire bar. Idiots."

The Arbites leader frowns and turns away.

Make that *attempts* to idly erase them, sorry for the godmod. :smallredface:

[Mee]

((back now)) *looks around to see who is still here*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Oh, hey! You got a little deadtime on your shirt.

The llama yawns and curls up underneath a blanket off to the side of the tavern.

(bed soon)

[Mee]

Oh, oops. *wipes it off* Thanks.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

You're welcome. I'll see you later. Stay out of troub....

*his head lays down and he soon starts snoring. Nina comes over and sets a small rock next to his mouth and while he still snores, no one can hear anything. She looks over at Mee and smiles.* The zone of silence spell has never been more useful.

[Mee]

*grins* Very true.((deadtime again))

[DungeonMaster77]

"Ahh, sleep, the nemesis of all. Though I require little, even I must succumb to its embrace every so often." Seeing that Atreyu is asleep and that the other person is cured of his headache, Anton puts his holy symbol away.

"Well, what to do then..." Anton says as he finishes off the last of his llamanade. "Anybody have any ideas? Suggestions? I'm all for anything right now. Destroying evil undead? Dispelling evil wards? Sanctifying defiled places? Banishing evil demons?"