Ask the Order of the Stick

[The Giant]

In the tradition of Strong Bad e-Mails, now you too can have your questions answered by the likes of Elan and Belkar!

Send your burning philosophical question via private message to me, and who knows? Your missive could be the suject of derision and mockery in a future strip!

[davericsdamsel]

so where exactly does haley store all her loot?

I've been looking to get a new purse or something, but figured I want what she's got....

: )

[The Giant]

They all have magical Bags of Holding, which are bigger on the inside than the outside.

Or, as I like to call them, magical Bags of No-Way-I'm-Drawing-All-That-Stuff-in-Every-Panel-From-Now-On.

[crazy_bout_fantasy]

hey wanted to ask why belkar is always so mad
and how roy can put up with haley and ellen. : :-/(funniest charecters of course)

[davericsdamsel]

They all have magical Bags of Holding, which are bigger on the inside than the outside.

Or, as I like to call them, magical Bags of No-Way-I'm-Drawing-All-That-Stuff-in-Every-Panel-From-Now-On.


Yup - I knew I wanted one of those. Tell Daveric I'm not coming home until he gets me one. - I actually need one for everything I have purchased on my journey.

; )

[Daveric]

Yup - I knew I wanted one of those. Tell Daveric I'm not coming home until he gets me one. - I actually need one for everything I have purchased on my journey.

; )

oy vey

[PerryTatchett]

Do you always know you're in a comic and only let on every so often, or do you forget after every "fourth-wall" comic?

[Shott]

V- who is your greatest arcane role model?

[MReav]

Hasn't this thread been idle for three years?

[fwiffo]

He-he... thread necromancy, eh?

Yeah, I did a double take too.

[the_tick_rules]

Roy, did you loose all your hair from your job-related stress?

[Professor Tanhauser]

Vaarsavius- What magic do you most want to learn?
Belkar- Is there anyone you actually like?

[Gallanoth]

V- Why chose not to reveal your gender other than the obvious plot mysteries?
Roy- Why are you still putting up with Belkar?

[Tornek the Unhygenic]

Belkar- Is there anyone you actually like?

Hermione Granger, Mrs. Butterworth...

[Shott]

Heh, I didn't even see the date. I just saw it on the most recent posts. Whoops!

[Professor Tanhauser]

To everyone but belkar- If you don't like belkar so much, why keep him around?

Belkar- If you could lose the MoJ would you just dump those ungrateful gits and take off on your own? If not why would you stick with people who don't like, respect or trust you?

[Legendary]

Um, to Elan- If you couldn't have been a bard, what class WOULD you have had?

[Fighteer]

Greatest.
Thread necromancy.
Ever.

To: the posters in this resurrected thread. What exactly is going on inside whatever you use for brains? :smallbiggrin:

I suppose I should include myself because I'm posting in it...

[Shadic]

We must keep this topic alive, just so people know that they can PM questions like this to The Giant.

[Indon]

Hmm. A bit out-of-date, but I'm posting a question on the thread (not in a PM) anyway:

To Elan: What are Banjo's domains?

[Bilgore]

V.--I know you have necromancy spells, but what do you have in the thread necromancy area?


---non-OOTS characters---
Nale--Your party seems to be down a few members at the moment. Have you considered recruiting Belkar as an opposite to Durkon?

[Alysar]

Are there really players, or are you just living in a world run by D&D rules?

[Moik]

Banjo would have Luck, Protection, Travel, and Trickery.
Banjthulhu would have Evil, Chaos, Travel, and Trickery.

Clerics of Banjo would replace Turn Undead with Bardic Music
Clerics of Banjthulhu would replace Rebuke Undead with Summon Familiar, and would have a short list of tiny puppet golems they could call.

[Professor Tanhauser]

To each one separetly: Who is your favorite member of the Order?

[Tmabbbb]

Not sure, but probably:

Roy - Durkon
Durkon - Roy
Vaarsuvius - Haley
Haley - Vaarsuvius and Elan
Elan - Haley
Belkar - Elan

[Kreistor]

It has been a loooooong time since we had a filler strip. I am not complaining. I am congratulating the Giant.

[Icewalker]

I dunno, he does a pretty damn good job with them (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html). I'd say as funny, if not far funnier, than a normal strip.

Is the war between V and Belkar continuing?
The one with the explosive runes, the owlbear, and the muskrat?

[Setra]

I'm debating asking a question or not.. it seems like it might just bother the Giant if I do... hmm...

Well he can always shut down the thread if it bothers him, so..

To Vaarsuvius: What would you do if you actually attained Total Arcane Power?

[The Giant]

OK, so, careful examination of this thread will show that it is from January, 2004. This is thread necromancy at its finest. I have not been accepting questions for the OOTS for a very long time, making this a dead topic.

And no, please don't PM questions like this to me, either...I don't have any intention of doing any more "Mailbag" strips for a while. If I need questions, I'll ask for them again.