OotS-style House of Horrors 2: like Tomb of Horrors (NSFW)

[Bayar]

Ok, new thread, go !

OotS-style House of Horrors thread 1 (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34493)

OotS House of Fanservice (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51611)

Belkar's Romantic Interest (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1968705#post1968705)

Guidelines:
1. This thread is NSFW, that means Not Safe For Work, so dont look at it at work/school/church/parlament/grandma's house.
2. If you dont know what something means, for the sake of humanity Dont Google it ! Use Wikipedia to find out what it means.
3. This thread is not apropriate for : you, your mom, your sister, the local priest, the homeless guy living in the alley, politicians, pets, the elderly or people that drink coffee while viewing weird threads.

[Rayzin]

Excellent.... The madness continues!!:smallcool:

[Green Bean]

You know, we should probably stick an age warning on this thread.

[Bayar]

there, I made it Not Safe For Work...better ?

[Green Bean]

Perfect. Normally, I'm all for getting people fired, but in this case the loss of income could interfere with visiting the forums. And no one wants that. :smalltongue:

[lemonhoney]

Well my pics were deemed rather horriffic (though I Personally think they're fanservice~ Maybe 'cause I'm a girl. ;)) so I decided to post 'em here as well.

Hawt Elan relaxing on Hinjo's junk:
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/980/ootselanhawtfo3.jpg

Hawt Elan relaxing on the beach:
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5877/ootselanhawt2hs2.jpg

[Serpentine]

Hawt :smallamused:

[Ego Slayer]

You know, we should probably stick an age warning on this thread.
If it's something that seriously requires an age warning, then it's probably not something the rules allow anyway.

... you all have yet to horrify me. Work harder! :smalltongue:

[verloren]

Not safe for work? Not safe for WORK?

More like not safe for anywhere, any time.

I read the original HoH (Well, I read the first half one month, then the other half when my mind was border-line back to normal a few months later.

Keep up the good work artists, ignoring the sex and sex and sex (and people asking for sex) some of that stuff was really memorable (In a bad way).
Look forward to seeing more.

[SurlySeraph]

Ego, clearly you missed this one.


http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/tentaoots.png

[Yeril]

Hawt :smallamused:

I Lol'd :smallbiggrin:

[Fay Graydon]

Hawt
What does that even mean?:smallconfused:

[Keris]

What does that even mean?:smallconfused:

Hawt: Derived from "Hot", meaning attractive/sexy.

[Eita]

Ego, clearly you missed this one.

Need.... Brain.... Acid....

Oh good god...

[Green Bean]

Need.... Brain.... Acid....

Oh good god...

It's always nice to hear from a fan. :smalltongue:

[Brickwall]

Excellent.... The madness continues!!:smallcool:

Madness...?

THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAA!

Actually, with all the crazy nasty stuff here, it's more like that freaky orgy scene that was not Sparta, but whatever.

[Rayzin]

*Rayzin kicks the wall into a pit, then he kicks h_v down after*
ROAR!!

[Raging Gene Ray]

Those are two orifices that should NEVER mix....
...
...
...unless you're REALLY hungry.

[smart thog]

Any new ideas? Well, I have one. The Dwarf assassins time with the vestal virgins. And, how about an erfworld house of horrors?

[Klose_the_Sith]

Madness...?

THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAA!

Actually, with all the crazy nasty stuff here, it's more like that freaky orgy scene that was not Sparta, but whatever.

What about real Sparta with institutionalised pedophilia?

[Phae Nymna]

What about real Sparta with institutionalised pedophilia?

HEY! Pederasty is MUCH different.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I concur on that historical notion.

Besides, if it was pedophilia and they had the same kinda concept of it as we do (Which they pretty much did), I imagine it would mean Sparta would be engulfed in a never-ending civil war.

[lemonhoney]

Ego, clearly you missed this one.

Oh... my.... god....:smalleek: :smallredface:

[Rayzin]

It's awesome.

[smart thog]

Here is the first avatar picture in the thread
I call it gender bent redcloak.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/2302594998_0b47f3e551.jpg

Note, I am not that good at drawing women.

[Rayzin]

I can't tell the difference.

[Bayar]

yeah...no boobs and stuff...

[Rayzin]

I just stuck redcloak's head, cape stuff like that on a female template.
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/4809/g6669wt0.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Bayar]

round base, not square...it really makes a difference...

[Rayzin]

*Cries*
ok retry
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/259/g6669ru5.png (http://imageshack.us)
Any better?

[Bayar]

yes, better.

Look over trazoi's goide for eye and moth levels though...think that a little lower would make it perfect :smallbiggrin:

[Rayzin]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITIQUE.
Yeah it's a boy's eye level, i have a huge page full of head's and i had goblin one's so i just used it.
Ok changed.
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5797/g4019su3.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Yeril]

Why doesn't she have hair?

[Rayzin]

Ill add it later. To lazy

[Klose_the_Sith]

Ill add it later. To lazy

Actually, the only appropriate thing would be a mop head, the belt doesn't grow hair

[Yeril]

Actually, the only appropriate thing would be a mop head, the belt doesn't grow hair

But hes not wearing the genderchange belt, hes had an actual gender change, this redcloak is a real woman :smallamused:

[Rayzin]

I just copy&Pasted hair on.
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8595/g4019le7.png (http://imageshack.us)

[Bayar]

hehe, Gender-bender Redcloak is one EMO chick :smallamused:

[isocum]

i think girl redcloak should be a redhead/ginger.

[Rayzin]

Yeah but i don't have any red hair to copy paste and im to lazy.

[Jayngfet]

Ego, clearly you missed this one.


what does it say about me that I didn't even blink?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Here is the first avatar picture in the thread
I call it gender bent redcloak.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/2302594998_0b47f3e551.jpg

Note, I am not that good at drawing women.

Nothing personal, but I think it would do you good to stop using paint, and start using an other(better) art program, like Inkscape, or macromedia (insert number)
...

[Bayar]

This thread needs less tutorialising and more horrifying.

#535 is the reason I love the Giant. He always tends to show us the correct position of the characters doing certain stuff...
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff15/bayar_m2003/scruffmeister.png
So, who wants to guess what the Scruffmeister is licking clean ?

[Rayzin]

His foot?:smallconfused:. Wait, wait ohhhh i get it. His other foot!!

[Bayar]

His foot?:smallconfused:. Wait, wait ohhhh i get it. His other foot!!

Or maybe his halfling...

[NikkTheTrick]

Cats do it all the time, so I wouldn't call it horrifying...

But it brings up the hilarious moment when my friend's cat was neutered. Already at home, he decided to lick, so he got his leg up... next moment, he had a look on his face "hmm.... something is missing here:smalleek: "

Which brings up a point: Belkar is Mr Scruffy's human companion. What happens if Mr. Scruffy decides to neuter Belkar?:smallbiggrin:

[Lyinginbedmon]

Which brings up a point: Belkar is Mr Scruffy's human companion. What happens if Mr. Scruffy decides to neuter Belkar?:smallbiggrin:

He would do the world a great service

[Bayar]

Which brings up a point: Belkar is Mr Scruffy's human companion. What happens if Mr. Scruffy decides to neuter Belkar?:smallbiggrin:

Less time doing a pleasureful activity thinking about Hermione Granger and gender-bent Roy behing the local tree?

[NikkTheTrick]

Less time doing a pleasureful activity thinking about Hermione Granger and gender-bent Roy behing the local tree?
... And instead concentrating on Harry Potter and gender bent Celia :smalleek:

But it would be great if someone makes a picture of Belkar getting neutered. Might go in the House of Fanservice, too.

[Bayar]

... And instead concentrating on Harry Potter and gender bent Celia :smalleek:

Good idea !



But it would be great if someone makes a picture of Belkar getting neutered. Might go in the House of Fanservice, too.
Not for the Belkar fans...they would kill the one drawing that...

[Keris]

Best Avatar
Ronin catboy

*snip*
No-one out Catgirlboys me! No-one!

You have been warned... my vengance shall be swift delayed...

Remember this Bayar? I never forget, I'm just lazy.

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/REVENGE.png

[Green Bean]

Now that's just fighting dirty.




Bravo. :smallamused:

[MR.PIXIE]

Remember this Bayar? I never forget, I'm just lazy.


:smallamused: You forgot the tuna can.

[Bayar]

Remember this Bayar? I never forget, I'm just lazy.

Furry =/= zoophilia

/b/tard :smallannoyed:

[Keris]

Furry =/= zoophilia,
but catboy =/= furry.
The inspiration simply came to me after the last OotS, and I apologise if I was a bit harsh. But I will continue to defend any percieved threats to my catgirls.

And nope, never been to 4chan.

[Green Bean]

Furry =/= zoophilia

/b/tard :smallannoyed:

True, but this covers both bases. It's a furry engaging in zoophilia. :smalltongue:

[NikkTheTrick]

That will indeed take a bucket of bleach. Someone add a bucket of acid to that by drawing a procedure of Belkar being castrated :smallamused:

[Bayar]

True, but this covers both bases. It's a furry engaging in zoophilia. :smalltongue:

I am not a zoophiliac. So **** off.

[Green Bean]

I am not a zoophiliac. So **** off.

You're not a furry, either...

[smart thog]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5797/g4019su3.png (http://imageshack.us)


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/2302594998_0b47f3e551.jpg

*Compares artwork*


Damn you Rayzin!!! Stop beating me at everything I do!

[Bayar]

You're not a furry, either...

Actually...:smallbiggrin: VGCats forum gave me 1 level in furry...

[NikkTheTrick]

Actually...:smallbiggrin: VGCats forum gave me 1 level in furry...
Ok...

*Takes head out of the acid bucket (a perk of being a chemist is that stuff is readily available... plus you can make your own medicine)*

Can we please move from intimate parts of your life and get to Belkar's castration picture? That will add up some spice to the fan crowd:smallbiggrin:

[Bayar]

Ok...

*Takes head out of the acid bucket (a perk of being a chemist is that stuff is readily available... plus you can make your own medicine)*

Can we please move from intimate parts of your life and get to Belkar's castration picture? That will add up some spice to the fan crowd:smallbiggrin:

Maybe later...dont have time now...

[Jimblee]

Remember this Bayar? I never forget, I'm just lazy.
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/REVENGE.png

I know someone who got an infection from doing that

[Felixaar]

I just copy&Pasted hair on.
http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/8595/g4019le7.png (http://imageshack.us)

Thats... scarily attractive.

[Green Bean]

Actually...:smallbiggrin: VGCats forum gave me 1 level in furry...

Really? Hmm. *Googles term* Oh, it also describes people in the furry fandom. Okay, the annoyance at my comments is making much more sense. Sorry about that. :smallredface:

[Keris]

Oh, it also describes people in the furry fandom.

I personally use it to describe anthropomorphic characters with a full covering of fur, as I could be considered a furry. But I don't want/have fur.
So I apologise again if it came across that I was saying that all Furry fans are Zoophiliacs. Although some are.

I know someone who got an infection from doing that
0_o
Don't wanna know.

And now, Belkar gets fixed!
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/snickersnack.png

[Bayar]

And now, Belkar gets fixed!
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/snickersnack.png

Better sterilise the sword first, so that he doesnt die from infection...

[Lyinginbedmon]

The correct slang term for anthropomorphic animals is Anthro, I think

[Shadowcaller]

Hey, what is this thread abou...GAAAHH! the horror, the horror! Why?! Why did i look?!....
Guess no sleep for me tonight..this is going to hunt my nightmares for a long time...

[Rayzin]

The house of Horror compels all!

[Saint Nil]

And now, Belkar gets fixed!
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/snickersnack.png


About time Mr.Scruffy got him fixed:smallamused:

Excellent pic Keris:smallbiggrin: Catgirls rock!

[Jimblee]

And now, Belkar gets fixed!
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/junkj/snickersnack.png

Terrifying.. And yet oddly pleasing

I have a story about this stuff, too, though details are details

[Szilard]

I have a strong urge to draw Julia flashing a teacher of hers, I'll probably resist it... maybe.

[Lunaya]

Better sterilise the sword first, so that he doesnt die from infection...
Belkar would likely kill himself before he had the chance to die of infection. :smallamused:

[NikkTheTrick]

I know someone who got an infection from doing that
:smalleek:
Some interesting friends you've got there...

Then again, if you think about it, it's not that bad... gotta try someday...

[Green Bean]

I have a strong urge to draw Julia flashing a teacher of hers, I'll probably resist it... maybe.

Bah, that's not horror. That's practically fanservice. This is horror.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/rxj.png

[NikkTheTrick]

Bah, that's not horror. That's practically fanservice. This is horror.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/rxj.png

Where Roy is extending his hand is indeed a very nice touch. Well, he'll show her his feat - weapon specialization: Greatsword :smallamused:

[Rayzin]

If Roy's dad was looking down.
Fighters are useless eah?

[Bayar]

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z257/kerisrain/avatars/banner.png

I wouldnt vote for you. NOT IN A TRILION YEARS !

[Shadowcaller]

Yoy know, some of this stuff is quite sick (in a stick-figure-way) dont think i will ever dare to open up one up those spoilers again, fantart have really lost its appeal after i found this thread:smallwink:

[Bayar]

Yoy know, some of this stuff is quite sick (in a stick-figure-way) dont think i will ever dare to open up one up those spoilers again, fantart have really lost its appeal after i found this thread:smallwink:

We accept cash SAN, no credit.


I personally use it to describe anthropomorphic characters with a full covering of fur, as I could be considered a furry. But I don't want/have fur.
But do you want a tail? I would !

[Shadowcaller]

I hope i didint insult your filth now:smalltongue: im just not into...this kind of stuff, and no one is forcing me to watch..thankfully.

[Tempest Fennac]

If I'm honest, I class myself as a furry due to there being several specises that I'd sooner be rather then human (and I have interetes in lycanthropy and animal communication). The "furries are perverts" idea annoys me (I tend to avoid that sort of stuff at all costs due to it disturbing me).

[Keris]

But do you want a tail? I would !
...Fine. A cat tail, wings, elf ears, and a summoner horn. But not fur.


I wouldnt vote for you. NOT IN A TRILION YEARS !
No one voted for me, I proclaimed myself to be the Lord of Catgirls. But when the elections come up in another trillion years, I'll give you a call.


The "furries are perverts" idea annoys me
I'm a pervert.:smalltongue:

[Saint Nil]

Bah, that's not horror. That's practically fanservice. This is horror.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/rxj.png


Bah, thats not horror, thats practically fanservice. This is horror.

Eugene flashing Roy

[Saint Nil]

Bah, that's not horror. That's practically fanservice. This is horror.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/rxj.png


Bah, thats not horror, thats practically fanservice. This is horror.

Eugene flashing Roy

[Saint Nil]

Bah, that's not horror. That's practically fanservice. This is horror.

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/osiris32/rxj.png


Bah, thats not horror, thats practically fanservice. This is horror.

Eugene flashing Roy

[smart thog]

woah, nice triple post. As for its content, very disturbing,

[Rayzin]

I vote Keris Rain for Lord of Cat girls.

Anyone for Tsukiko and her Necrophilia?

[Shades of Gray]

Tsukiko's necrophilia? That's been done to death.

wait...

Done to Death...

I set my self up with that one...

[Green-Shirt Q]

I have a suggestion for the house of horrors!

Somebody draw a movie poster of "AVB" or "Alien vs. Belkar":smallbiggrin:

[Green Bean]

I have a suggestion for the house of horrors!

Somebody draw a movie poster of "AVB" or "Alien vs. Belkar":smallbiggrin:

You seem to be having difficulty with the whole "Horror" part of the thread. You want those weirdos over in OotS Fanservice. :smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

You seem to be having difficulty with the whole "Horror" part of the thread. You want those weirdos over in OotS Fanservice. :smalltongue:

I grasp the concept of horror, I invented it.

It all began in 1934. The swidish were invading and we had to create a way to defend ourseleves because we only had 2 dimes and a buch of melons. Of course back then, we called them immitaion soccer balls because nobody knew we could eat 'em untill I was stranded in the dessert of canada and we only had the immitation soccer balls.....etc.

Anyho, you're just too twisted, you lion-thing-freak person! (What are you supposd to be anyway?)

[Green Bean]

Anyho, you're just too twisted, you lion-thing-freak person! (What are you supposd to be anyway?)

I'm a Roving Mauler, a creature from the Tome of Magic loosely based on the Buer. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buer)

[Shadowcaller]

The swidish? what is that anyway?

[Raging Gene Ray]

The people who make Swidish Fesh.

[Bayar]

I vote Keris Rain for Lord of Cat girls.
No.


Anyone for Tsukiko and her Necrophilia?
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff15/bayar_m2003/horror.png

[Fay Graydon]

I have a suggestion for the house of horrors!

Somebody draw a movie poster of "AVB" or "Alien vs. Belkar":smallbiggrin:

My money is on belkar.

[Bayar]

My money is on belkar.

me too. But it makes you wonder...what kind of alien would pop out of Belkar?

[Keris]

me too. But it makes you wonder...what kind of alien would pop out of Belkar?

Now that's horror. Anyone who can draw non-humans gonna take a stab, or do I have to try it?

[Fay Graydon]

me too. But it makes you wonder...what kind of alien would pop out of Belkar?

An Very ugly one:smallbiggrin:


Now that's horror. Anyone who can draw non-humans gonna take a stab, or do I have to try it?

I'll give it a go.:smallamused: it will be fun.

[Tempest Fennac]

I was just thinking that it would be intersting to see what the OotS members would look like as half-animals (I know I posted this here rather then in fanservice, but I would like it to be clean: yiffers scare me). A ew other people and I had a few ideas for what the characters would be:
Roy: Boar. Durkon: Rhinocerous. Haley: Cat, Fox or Raccoon. V: Fox, Owl or Lizard. Belkar: Badger, Rat or Penguin. Elan: Chimp or Rabbit.

[Green Bean]

You realize that you just told the entire House of Horrors thread exactly how to mess with you, right? :smallamused:

[Bayar]

Now that's horror. Anyone who can draw non-humans gonna take a stab, or do I have to try it?

I have an idea...and might make a whole comic strip :smallamused:

[Helanna]

I have an idea...and might make a whole comic strip

You sick person! You evil, twisted pervert! There are thousands of media watchdogs who want to burn you alive right now! How does your twisted mind even function?



Tell me when you're done with it.:smallbiggrin:

[Keris]

I would like it to be clean: yiffers scare me

Yiff.
Yiff, yiff, yiff.
Yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff.

Yiff.


:smalltongue:

[Yeril]

Yiff.
Yiff, yiff, yiff.
Yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff, yiff.

Yiff.


:smalltongue:

Dude.. you must be like my long lost twin, me and my friend would spend hours (well, more like minutes) walking around town and school going "yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff..." and smiling at people. :smallcool:

[Green Bean]

Dude.. you must be like my long lost twin, me and my friend would spend hours (well, more like minutes) walking around town and school going "yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff..." and smiling at people. :smallcool:

You know, that must've seriously creeped out anyone who actually knew what you were talking about. :smalleek:



Of course, you should've done this dressed up in giraffe costumes while holding hands. :smallwink:

[Keris]

Dude.. you must be like my long lost twin, me and my friend would spend hours (well, more like minutes) walking around town and school going "yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff yiff..." and smiling at people. :smallcool:

I have a mute Kobold twin? ...I will never be alone again.:smalltongue:

[Tempest Fennac]

How was I telling people how to mess with me, h_v? I had already mentioned about yiffers scaring me on the short-lived "Furries in the Playground" thread, so it's not exactly a secret.

[Green Bean]

How was I telling people how to mess with me, h_v? I had already mentioned about yiffers scaring me on the short-lived "Furries in the Playground" thread, so it's not exactly a secret.

Maybe, but not everyone read that thread. Plus, you weren't requesting art back then. It's sort of a, "Gee, I sure hate getting hit in the face with pie. Speaking of which, I could go for a bit of coconut cream right about now. Quickly now, I'm in a hurry. Don't be afraid to really give it to me," while you're surrounded by clowns. It amuses me. :smallbiggrin:

[Tempest Fennac]

Good point (to be fair, wasn't the possibility of it being clean pretty much non-existant without me saying that?).

[Dallas-Dakota]

Hmmm this has given me an idea....

[Saint Nil]

I second both those ideas. Also, sorry about the triple post

[Helanna]

Also, sorry about the triple post

Well YOU'RE NOT FORGIVEN!

Sorry. I just got grounded and I'm using my last 10 minutes to bump this thread up!

Errm, as for actual contribution? I have nothing.:smalltongue:

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Celia as Darkblood Gloomgloom and Sabine as Sabine...

Details I leave to your twisted imaginations! :biggrin:

[RationalGoblin]

Celia as Darkblood Gloomgloom and Sabine as Sabine...

Details I leave to your twisted imaginations! :biggrin:

Wouldn't that be fanservice, not horror?

[Surfing HalfOrc]

Wouldn't that be fanservice, not horror?

I suggest stuff in Fanservice, I get told to take it to House of Horrors. I suggest stuff in House of Horrors, and I get told to take it to Fanservice.
:smallconfused:

[RationalGoblin]

I suggest stuff in Fanservice, I get told to take it to House of Horrors. I suggest stuff in House of Horrors, and I get told to take it to Fanservice.
:smallconfused:

'Cause it's both hot AND creepy at the same time? *shrug*

[smart thog]

'Cause it's both hot AND creepy at the same time? *shrug*

If its hotter than creepy, its fanservice. If its creepier than hot, its horror.

[isocum]

is it me, or you folks don't want to abuse Roy's spiritual incompetence? dunno, i think we should have seen Roy's corpse doing goatse to Tsukiko while Roy's soul watching(maybe Eugene too), or Celia doing it to Belkar, at least something in that concept. you do not happen to be respecting the dead do you?

note: you are free to think this reply as a fanservice request.

[Caracol]

Schoolgirl-Celia by Yeril (posted in Fanservice) gave me an idea. I tried so hard to convince myself to not doing this, but....

Damn you. Damn you all. Since I know the existance of the house of horrors, I have thought about this too much. And now, with shame and anger, I bring you this. It's just the first part, but before I make and post the other, please tell me if this kind of stuff could lead my account to be permanentely banned.

Ok, here we go.

Didn't you all noticed the lack of tentacle monsters and helpless girls?I mean, you should really come back now. Please?Ok, fine then:
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5636/xxih1.png

Congratulations, now I'm ashamed of myself.
Please tell me I should NOT continue this.

[Keris]

Great, now you've given me an idea. And mine would require five times as many spoilers.:smallamused:

[Shadowcaller]

If its hotter than creepy, its fanservice. If its creepier than hot, its horror.

Well that really depends on the person, for exampel if a person that thinks stick-figures doing "funny-stuff" with trees or undead creatures is really hot and draw something up.
Then the entire "oots house of fanservice" cant sleep at nights.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Schoolgirl-Celia by Yeril (posted in Fanservice) gave me an idea. I tried so hard to convince myself to not doing this, but....

Damn you. Damn you all. Since I know the existance of the house of horrors, I have thought about this too much. And now, with shame and anger, I bring you this. It's just the first part, but before I make and post the other, please tell me if this kind of stuff could lead my account to be permanentely banned.

Ok, here we go.

Didn't you all noticed the lack of tentacle monsters and helpless girls?I mean, you should really come back now. Please?Ok, fine then:
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5636/xxih1.png

Congratulations, now I'm ashamed of myself.
Please tell me I should NOT continue this.

Show some real horror please, if possible, on that requires ´sensored´ image tags to make it allowed on the forums, thats step 1 of making a bit of real horror.

[BisectedBrioche]

I have one important aim right now: How do I make a house of horror version of the animated GIFs I posted in fan-service....

[Shadowcaller]

I have one important aim right now: How do I make a house of horror version of the animated GIFs I posted in fan-service....

No dont do it, its the only non-horror, non-halv-naked oots fan art i have ever seen, dont courrupt it now:smalleek:

See here there are a lot of people in this thread that dont like halv-naked art for exampel.....err.um..im getting to it...yeah Shadowcaller dont like it..no wait thats me, damn.

[NikkTheTrick]

And now, with shame and anger, I bring you this. It's just the first part, but before I make and post the other, please tell me if this kind of stuff could lead my account to be permanentely banned.

Please tell me I should NOT continue this.

Don't worry. We are operating in pretty high gears here:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c400/Metamorphixe/windstrikerbasckupsex.png

no, YOUR A PERVERT
And that is not even a modified version with Miko's quote: "Push harder, loyal steed! Harder!"

Basically, as long as it cannot be proven beyond doubt that whatever is depicted is bad, it is fine. An explanation for the above image:

they are sleeping with eachother. miko is having a bad dream. windstriker was concerned so came the snuggle up with miko.....why does it look rude? :smallredface:
We had Belkar goatse, Haley tubgirl, Shojo-Eugene lemonparty and the "chain spiked tentactles of forced intrusion" that no one even dared yet IRL (hmm... I actually know some people who might...). We are only missing 2 girls 1 cup and meatspin.
NOTE: FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN SANITY, DO NOT GOOGLE THOSE!
Basically, as long as no actual... parts... are shown, it is OK.


So, no. Your image is actually quite tame by standards we have here. This thread is here to break peoples' minds and make them Ctulhu minions.

[Green Bean]

I have one important aim right now: How do I make a house of horror version of the animated GIFs I posted in fan-service....

Celia Alter Self-ing herself into Elan. At Roy's request. :smallamused:

Edit



We had Belkar goatse, Haley tubgirl, Shojo-Eugene lemonparty and the "chain spiked tentactles of forced intrusion" that no one even dared yet IRL (hmm... I actually know some people who might...).

Wait a second, I did three of those. Yay, I'm famous! :smallbiggrin:

[BisectedBrioche]

Celia Alter Self-ing herself into Elan. At Roy's request. :smallamused:

Beheheheheheh!

Dammit, I can't even type an evil laugh.

[Cubey]

And that is not even a modified version with Miko's quote: "Push harder, loyal steed! Harder!"

Meh, for me it's more disturbing without the quote.

We must also not forget the old classic - Belkar goatse+Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion.

[Saint Nil]

Alright h_v, you destroyed armies of people with your images. Congratulations. You win a free toaster.

[Raging Gene Ray]

Please tell me I should NOT continue this.

Continue it...and use the Japane- I mean, Azurite uniforms (I know Rayzin posted one of those in fanservice).

[Caracol]

Ok, fine. Since you guys guaranteed me that this wouldn't ban me, I give you the second part.
I don't really know if this qualifies as fanservice or horror, but sure qualifies as hentai to me.

Even if this is horror, I think is rather hot.
I must warn you anyway.
I hate you all. Ok, deep breath:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6966/xxxqi6.png

Of, course, the otyugh is actually a LG paladin in disguise, and is helping the girls in different tasks I don't want to figure out by now.

You must be proud of yourselves to make me do this. Now, If you escuse me:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4263/avaftargl8.png

[Bayar]

Faptastic !

It is worthy of /d/. Just dont post it there...since it is not exactly hentai...

[ufo]

Caracol, that's disgusting. There's coming fluids from Haley's... below Haley's skirt.

[Caracol]

Faptastic !

It is worthy of /d/. Just dont post it there...since it is not exactly hentai...

What do you mean, should I remove it?



There's coming fluids from Haley's... below Haley's skirt.

I know, but.... I couldn't help myself.

[Yeril]

I Lol'd :smallbiggrin:

I love how celia's shirt is ripped :smallbiggrin:

Great work, you have a long career ahead of you in the HoH :smallamused:

[boomwolf]

I think you might ave gone too far with haley there.

[Bayar]

What do you mean, should I remove it?

No, it is a good thing :smallbiggrin:

[Yeril]

I think you might ave gone too far with haley there.

Secondinded, although I also think you didnt go far enough with Miko :smallannoyed:

[boomwolf]

I say you should switch them.
will still be highly perverted, but it will be soooo much more cool.

[Yeril]

-and add Lien and Tsukiko for good measure! :smalltongue:

But lets move on, anyone got some more.. tame suggestions?

[Brickwall]

-and add Lien and Tsukiko for good measure! :smalltongue:

But lets move on, anyone got some more.. tame suggestions?

Otyughs don't have enough tentacles :smallfrown:

[Bayar]

Lien and her new paladin mount: a Kraken :smallbiggrin:

[Raging Gene Ray]

There's coming fluids from Haley's... below Haley's skirt.

Are those fluids coming from Haley or the Tentacled Big-Tongued Monster? Because if that's HaleyJuice(R) you are infringing on the highly intellectual property of Starshine Interplanar and are liable to have your pants sued off (along with those vending-machine underdrawers you're probably wearing, you sicko).

If you wish to use Starshine Interplanar products in your artwork, you must credit them whenever appropriate and promote their products.

Starshine Interplanar: Makers of fine products such as

HaleyJuice (R): Sweet, Moist, Delicious!(TM)

and

Haley's Breasts(c): Put Your Head In Between Them And Go 'Blbbhblbbhblbbh'.(TM)

[ufo]

Are those fluids coming from Haley or the Tentacled Big-Tongued Monster? Because if that's HaleyJuice(R) you are infringing on the highly intellectual property of Starshine Interplanar and are liable to have your pants sued off (along with those vending-machine underdrawers you're probably wearing, you sicko).

If you wish to use Starshine Interplanar products in your artwork, you must credit them whenever appropriate and promote their products.

Starshine Interplanar: Makers of fine products such as

HaleyJuice (R): Sweet, Moist, Delicious!(TM)

and

Haley's Breasts(c): Put Your Head In Between Them And Go 'Blbbhblbbhblbbh'.(TM)

...

If you 'fall' into a large box with... something pointy, in like, the next week or so, I assure you I will have a very valid alibi.

Also, Caracol, expect to disappear mysteriously soon. And prepare for eternal pain. You already exposed our minds to it. Freak.

[Raging Gene Ray]

...

If you 'fall' into a large box with... something pointy, in like, the next week or so, I assure you I will have a very valid alibi.



The difficulties involved in that are simply staggering.

First off, are you aware of the power of Four-Cornered Time? All I did was quantumatically entrangle the TimeCube with a Rubik's Cube, and now I can spontaneously cast ANY time or space based spell (like those Time Wizards from one of those Final Fantasies, only better). I got the Time Stop, the Haste (3.0 version, none of that NERFed crap), the Slow...some sort of Summoning a Black Hole...Sphere of Ultimate Destruction for some reason...I can do it all at will!

Second off, being a Corporate Shill for Starshine Interplanar has its benefits. They paid for my courses at the FAPS ACT (Form A Proper Sentence And Coherent Thought) Institute a couple of years ago, and I even got a lifetime supply of Haley's Breasts (c) that I am prepared to pelt you with. Which may not seem too bad until you realize that they are the rejected KETCHUP Flavour.

[Tengu]

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6966/xxxqi6.png


Well done - Miko/Windstriker still takes the cake for me as the most disturbing image here, but this one can have the second place - it made me laugh, which means that all the soft people who get disturbed when they see a Durkon catgirl or Belkar doing offscreen "business" with V lose enough sanity points to spend most of their future lives in Arkham Asylum.

[Caracol]

Are those fluids coming from Haley or the Tentacled Big-Tongued Monster?

Don't make me answer to that.



Because if that's HaleyJuice(R) you are infringing on the highly intellectual property of Starshine Interplanar and are liable to have your pants sued off (along with those vending-machine underdrawers you're probably wearing, you sicko).

If you wish to use Starshine Interplanar products in your artwork, you must credit them whenever appropriate and promote their products.

Starshine Interplanar: Makers of fine products such as

HaleyJuice (R): Sweet, Moist, Delicious!(TM)

and

Haley's Breasts(c): Put Your Head In Between Them And Go 'Blbbhblbbhblbbh'.(TM)

Ok, now you're f*****g scaring me.



Also, Caracol, expect to disappear mysteriously soon. And prepare for eternal pain. You already exposed our minds to it. Freak.

Oh great, now I'm gonna get banned for real. And that's all your fault.
This forum made me do it. I had no control over myself. Please.... I feel so guilty....

P.S.: My pants are rather clean.

[Rayzin]

This is the best picture ever, its the new Miko and Windstriker.

[Raging Gene Ray]

Don't make me answer to that.


Ahhh, but you must answer that...because one answer is less disturbing than the other (Hint: You don't want to get sued) and the ambiguity is much more disturbing than either one of them.

Answer correctly, and you may redeem yourself in the eyes of the many irredeemably disturbed individuals in the mostly silent majority.

Or not, I don't know.

Personally, I just think that may be some new Knockout-Cream secreted by the otyugh (which I hear smell pretty rank, by the way), which would explain Haley's looking all comatose.

If it is, I am probably obliged to see if my superiors at Starshine Interplanar can patent and market it.


P.S.: My pants are rather clean.

Well, good. At least you don't infringe on copyrights in dirty underwears.

[Rayzin]

You must be proud of yourselves to make me do this. Now, If you escuse me:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4263/avaftargl8.png


No. Make more!!

[NikkTheTrick]

Caracol... Wow... I think it is still OK, but is getting pretty close to the line.

What you pretty much need to do now is to explain what is going on there in innocent terms.

Miko is easy (I agree with Yeril: nastiest stuff should have nhappedned to her).

Celia... That was just a wadrobe malfunction as a result of Otygh's attack sundering her armor.

Haley... :smalleek: :smalleek: :smalleek: This is the new Miko X Windstriker... Just explain what exactly is coming down to Otygh's mouth and give rationale for why the attack is effective and was not done because Otygh is a pervert...

But whatever happens to you, we will always remember your brave soul for opening the tentactle-horror pandora box. Ctulhu is proud of you! And know that we appreciate Your art (which says a lot of things about us...)

HaleyJuice (R): Sweet, Moist, Delicious!(TM)
:smalleek: Now I will never be able to look at Haley the same way again...

[The Wanderer]

Haley... :smalleek: :smalleek: :smalleek: This is the new Miko X Windstriker... Just explain what exactly is coming down to Otygh's mouth and give rationale for why the attack is effective and was not done because Otygh is a pervert...

It's where he was able to get the best handle with a tentacle for the most efficient grapple bonus. :smallwink:

Nice job Caracol! Congrats on making a very nice addition to the House of Horrors. :smallbiggrin:

[Bayar]

P.S.: My pants are rather clean.

Extra information not necesary to tell us.

[Ganurath]

A have a commision:

Show me what would happen if the scrags came to get revenge against Therkla for betraying one of them.

How is this HoH? I'll leave that to the artist's imagination.

[Caracol]

Ok, explanation of the picture (just to be sure that I tried at least before being banned):

As I said before, the otyugh is actually a LG Paladin, and he's helping the girls doing this:

- Celia needs to strenght her flying propulsion, and so she's training in flying attached to a heavy weight. Note her expression of phisical effort.

- The otyugh paladin is saluting Miko in the way of the Paladins of the Northern Wards (putting your hand on the breast of one other to mean "I will protect your heart). Note her expression of gratification for an encounter with a such honorable fellow.

- About Haley.... Ok, the otyugh is performing a difficult Heal check, because she has a temperature due to a disease (which explains why she's blushing). The source of the disease is in Haley's mouth, and the paladin is applying a curative cream inside the mouth. Who better than an helpful paladin would do this?
Also, I never said the other tentacle is going UNDER Haley's skirt. No one said that and you can't really tell by the picture. Actually, the other tentacle is sustaining her, holding her bottom (a little embarassing, but needs to be done) and has the same curative cream too, because was applied before (also in the mouth).

As you can see, nothing bad is really happening there.

(anyway, let's be serious for a moment here. I'm starting to consider to remove the picture, because I really don't want to be banned from this forum just for somethinglike that. If you can guarantee me, and I mean FOR SURE, that this wouldn't cause problems to me, I will leave the image, otherwise just save it, you perverts, because you won't see it anymore)

[Lyinginbedmon]

This is the house of horrors, you'll be fine as long as it isn't explicit (For example, if you removed the cover of Haley's skirt, displaying the full heck beneath).

So we've had schoolgirls and tentacles now, maybe Futanari is next?

[Bayar]

No ! ALIEN BELKAR KILLING EVERYONE!!!

saw the whole series yesterday on TV1000 :smallbiggrin:

[Caracol]

This is the house of horrors, you'll be fine as long as it isn't explicit (For example, if you removed the cover of Haley's skirt, displaying the full heck beneath).

Phew! I was worrying about the consequences of posting tentacle po- I mean, NOTHING IS HAPPENING THERE!!! I EXPLAINED ALREADY!!!



So we've had schoolgirls and tentacles now, maybe Futanari is next?

Are you out of your mind? That would be sick.

[Yeril]

We always said Windstriker and Miko would never be beat, but it has..

Which brings me to think, what horrible disgusting horror will best this monstrosity??

My HoH sense is tingling just thinking about it. :smallredface:

[SoD]

...caracol...I beleive I have learnt my lesson...don't look at the HoH during school...

[Ganurath]

We always said Windstriker and Miko would never be beat, but it has..

Which brings me to think, what horrible disgusting horror will best this monstrosity??

My HoH sense is tingling just thinking about it. :smallredface:The Aboleth has tentacles that can force the victim to stay with it, and powerful illusion magic. I'm sure that either Lien or Therkla could expect a hypothetical encounter with the creature in the future.

[Bayar]

...caracol...I beleive I have learnt my lesson...don't look at the HoH during school...

You know that there is a Not Safe For Work warning in the thread name...so you are to blame...:smallannoyed:

[SoD]

Oh...I feel really stupid that I didn't work out what NSFW stood for myself...but yeah, that makes sense.

[Keris]

I've seen stuff rated NSFH.
VGCats FTW!

[Bayar]

I've seen stuff rated NSFH.
VGCats FTW!

lol, VGcats is NSFH ?

[Keris]

He classed this one (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223) as NSFH. It's even in it's comic title.

[Bayar]

He classed this one (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223) as NSFH. It's even in it's comic title.

Ah yes, forgot about that one...

hehe, everyone knows Aeris is a Yaoi fan :smallbiggrin:

And that reminds me...editing first post a bit...

[Saint Nil]

Ok, fine. Since you guys guaranteed me that this wouldn't ban me, I give you the second part.

Even if this is horror, I think is rather hot.
I must warn you anyway.
I hate you all. Ok, deep breath:
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6966/xxxqi6.png



Now THAT is HoH worthy. I have seen few works of Horror that reach that level. Keep up the great work.

House of Horrors. Conquering the internet a picture at a time.

Also: Shoundn't we try to make a post to the Belkar's romantic relationship thread, since that is where this all started? As a matter of fact, is that still around?

[NikkTheTrick]

(anyway, let's be serious for a moment here. I'm starting to consider to remove the picture, because I really don't want to be banned from this forum just for somethinglike that. If you can guarantee me, and I mean FOR SURE, that this wouldn't cause problems to me, I will leave the image, otherwise just save it, you perverts, because you won't see it anymore)
Nothing should happen to you. I mean, we had Spiked Tentacles of Forced intrusion performed before (if you think about it, tentacles going through digestive systems of several guys IN SERIES is actually more disgusting). Your image is truly a horror as opposed to what essentially is fanservice we had here lately. As opposed to Miko X windstriker, which was not horrifying at all (just plain bestiality), your image lives up to the thread. Therefore, nothing should happen to you. After all, Rich himself introduced SToFI (Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion) :smallamused:

P.S. I saved the image on my hard drive as soon as I saw it (before you made thins post). What does that fact say about me?


P.P.S. Someone should make a picture of Rich in Paladin's armor and a huge hammer in hand knocking at the front door of the House of Horrors. Moderators, visibly driven insane (drooling, chanting, etc), are lying around the house.

...and another one as Rich Blackguard joining us :smallamused:

[Keris]

I download it as soon as it went up. But I class it as Fanservice. What do those facts say about me? :smalltongue:

[BisectedBrioche]

P.P.S. Someone should make a picture of Rich in Paladin's armor and a huge hammer in hand knocking at the front door of the House of Horrors. Moderators, visibly driven insane (drooling, chanting, etc), are lying around the house.

I might try that, I'll even animate it if I have time....

I'll try and get the next part of a related matter finished first though...

[Illiterate Scribe]

Wow, I leave for a couple of weeks, and both /d/ and the furry menace turn up here?

Well, just as planned.

Anyway, I'd been planning a piece inspired by Belkar's grin and the world's largest dinosaur exhibit, but no, Caracol just has to post that big challenge to the boards.

Right. The following can only be referred to via acronym, but that's a good thing.

Haley. S. D. N.

First word - 8 letters.
Second word - 4 letters.
Third word - 7 letters.

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

Haley. S. D. N.

First word - 8 letters.
Second word - 4 letters.
Third word - 7 letters.

:smallconfused: Could you give us the second or last letters or something?

[Illiterate Scribe]

;4056390']:smallconfused: Could you give us the second or last letters or something?

Seriously, you don't wanna know - although, come tomorrow, you probably will.

A hint -

2 + 3 are body parts.

1 is a participle verb.

[Yeril]

I can't wait to see the wielder of the /B/ Hammer and physical manifestation of Anon get to work :smallamused:

I have high expectations :smallwink:

[Illiterate Scribe]

I can't wait to see the wielder of the /B/ Hammer and physical manifestation of Anon get to work :smallamused:

I have high expectations :smallwink:

I suspect that Yeril knows what's coming ...

[Keris]

the furry menace

I take offense at that.:smallannoyed:

Now to puzzle out your acronym...


EDIT:@v Green hair beats skin hands down.

[Illiterate Scribe]

I take offense at that.:smallannoyed:

It's a historic rivalry. Green skin versus fur. No personal attacks intended. :smalltongue:

[Szilard]

I have an Idea.

[Illiterate Scribe]

Also, people:

Get your creepy 'fan' art of OotS in while you can! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4037839&postcount=49)

We only have one day left.

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

Hmmm . . . all I can think of for the third word is "nasally." Please tell me that's wrong.

[Green Bean]

Also, people:

Get your creepy 'fan' art of OotS in while you can! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4037839&postcount=49)

We only have one day left.

Err, doesn't that only apply to fan webcomics? :smallconfused:

[SurlySeraph]

Right. The following can only be referred to via acronym, but that's a good thing.

Haley. S. D. N.

First word - 8 letters.
Second word - 4 letters.
Third word - 7 letters.

Ohhhh... there's an Uncyclopedia article on this. You don't want to know what it stands for, and you especially don't want to see the image it's referring to.

[Illiterate Scribe]

Err, doesn't that only apply to fan webcomics? :smallconfused:

Well, I was worried about what was said in #52 about use of his characters. It's not copyvio, since it would be filed under 'parody', but it might not stay on this forum, if it was discouraged.


;4056949']Hmmm . . . all I can think of for the third word is "nasally." Please tell me that's wrong.

o.O. No, that could even be worse ...


Ohhhh... there's an Uncyclopedia article on this. You don't want to know what it stands for, and you especially don't want to see the image it's referring to.

For all your 'I'm a sacred, pure, paladin' shtick, you're remarkably knowledgeable about some things ...

[[Insert Neat Username Here]]

Ohhhh... there's an Uncyclopedia article on this. You don't want to know what it stands for, and you especially don't want to see the image it's referring to.

But . . . But I can't find the page unless I know what it stands for!

[NikkTheTrick]

Just tell us what it stands for (PM if needed) I can take anything.

[TheCountAlucard]

If you spend about forty seconds thinking about it, you can figure it out.

S******* (verb) D*** (body part) N****** (body part)

It's not necessarily logical, nor is it pleasant. And the N-word is plural.

[NikkTheTrick]

I found a combination, but I cannot find the article for it on "Uncyclopedia". But I did find an article on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Also found a website [thhose 3 words witohut spaces] dot com...

Meh, not as bad as 2 girls 1 cup...

[SurlySeraph]

For all your 'I'm a sacred, pure, paladin' shtick, you're remarkably knowledgeable about some things ...

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

Besides, how am I supposed to fight evil if I get traumatized every time I hear about what they're doing? I feel that the best approach is to be as mentally calloused as possible, so that my morality is safe from damage under a thick layer of metaphorical scar tissue.


;4057040']But . . . But I can't find the page unless I know what it stands for!

Exactly. It's for your own good!

You could just read random Uncyclopedia Encyclopedia Dramatica articles until you find it. But then you might die.

EDIT: I've been confusing Uncyclopedia with Encyclopedia Dramatica. Again. Whoops.

[Raging Gene Ray]

The only body part I could think of is the ones that are sometimes made of rubber and found on top of bottles (and sometimes shoot angry ticks)...but an uncyclopedia search only turned up three such articles, none of which matched up.

Candidates for the first word:

Sniffing
Snorting
Smashing
Slopping (Is that really a word?)
Sloshing
Smacking
Spanking
Singeing

Edit: Nevermind...By the time I finished listing all those words, Surly up there clarified that he meant Encyclopedia Dramatica...yeah...not expecting that one...Still, I think those other words are all pretty good.

[NikkTheTrick]

Besides, how am I supposed to fight evil if I get traumatized every time I hear about what they're doing? I
Hmm... that gives me idea. Although those words do mean impossible biology, Sabine, being a shapechanger, can pull that trick. She and Nale are known to get kinky. Anyone dares to draw? That will likely go beyond the Otygh :smallamused:

P.S. Thanks to people who provided me with extra hints. Ctulhu is proud of you. When he rises to devour humanity, your deaths will be less painful.

Candidates for the first word:
First word, as well as the second one, cannot be written here (unless second one is written as one's name). Third is kinda edgy too.

[Stormthorn]

Anyone for Tsukiko and her Necrophilia?

Hey, i like Tsukiko. She rocks. And probably rolls although i havnt pushed her down a hill to find out.

[Brickwall]

First word, as well as the second one, cannot be written here (unless second one is written as one's name). Third is kinda edgy too.

This led me to eventually find it. It failed to shock me.

Though it may be difficult to put on the boards without humongous censoring.

[Szilard]

I have been inspired.
Warning, There is only one spoiler.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/SzilardG/Houseofhorrors.png

Can anyone guess what that rag used to be?

[Bayar]

P.S. I saved the image on my hard drive as soon as I saw it (before you made thins post). What does that fact say about me?

Me 2.


I would think that it stands for:
Sodomise **** nipples.

[Caracol]

I can't really be able to come up with the solution. Does this mean I'm not THAT perverted, (which would contrasts with my shameful creation), or just that I'm too stupid or too not-native-english-speaker to realize it?

Anyway, I'm not daring to draw anything else for a looong time, unless you guys come up with an idea so sick that I can't resist.

EDIT:


The Aboleth has tentacles that can force the victim to stay with it, and powerful illusion magic.

Oh damn. I have another idea. Please stop me while you can.
Curse you all.

[The Wanderer]

Oh damn. I have another idea. Please stop me while you can.
Curse you all.

*Darth Vader voice* Give in to the Dark Side, Caracol. It is the only way...

:smallwink: :smallbiggrin:

[Raging Gene Ray]

I have been inspired.
Warning, There is only one spoiler.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/SzilardG/Houseofhorrors.png

Can anyone guess what that rag used to be?

...At first I thought it was a Towel/Sheet/Roll of Toilet Paper enchanted with Animate Objects that is wrestling some sort of wand away from Celia...but that may be overthinking things.

Was it her underwears? And if so, why did she make a little flag out of them...and where'd she get that stick inside....oh.

Still have no clue what that rag is...or what that monster is...I think I'll call it...the Shambling Pubic Mound.

[Saint Nil]

Oh damn. I have another idea. Please stop me while you can.
Curse you all.

No you fool, expressyour horrifying thoughts! Thats why this thread was made, and CONTINUED! SHOW ME THE HORROR! I can take it! Feel free to take that as a challange.

[NikkTheTrick]

I can't really be able to come up with the solution. Does this mean I'm not THAT perverted, (which would contrasts with my shameful creation), or just that I'm too stupid or too not-native-english-speaker to realize it?
It took some severe hints with Private Messages for me to understand it. and then going through 7-letter words to find the body part.

Once again, first and second words cannot be said here. Third word is edgy too. That makes no logical sence and it involves impossible anatomy. So it is bodily function -- body part -- body parts.

Oh damn. I have another idea. Please stop me while you can.
Curse you all.
Oh, we are all cursed here. There is no going back for you now. You are one of us, a defiler of minds. Keep drawing! Hit us with all you have! We love it!

[Yeril]

Oh god.. I think I just found out what the words were... :smalleek: :smallfrown:

[NikkTheTrick]

Oh god.. I think I just found out what the words were... :smalleek: :smallfrown:
To make sure, they are the right ones, search Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you get the article... yep, they are the right ones:smalleek:

Just make sure to close your browser before the images are loaded:smallamused:

[Ganurath]

Oh damn. I have another idea. Please stop me while you can.
Curse you all.Huzzah, I'm a muse!

[Green Bean]

Huzzah, I'm a muse!

Oooh! Oooh! I wanna be a muse too! Dibs on Erato! :smallcool:

[Meeed]

Hang on a second, did this thread just change names? :smallconfused:

[Rayzin]

The old one is to full

[Meeed]

The old one is to full

Actually, what I meant was that it went from "The Madness Continues" to "like Tomb of Horrors".

[Rayzin]

Well im just that smart

[Yeril]

To make sure, they are the right ones, search Encyclopedia Dramatica. If you get the article... yep, they are the right ones:smalleek:

Just make sure to close your browser before the images are loaded:smallamused:

I've already seen them, I was thinking to myself. "Okay, whats on ED, is verb noun noun's.. Im preety sure the last one is ... and the middle on has to be.. hmm.. OH GOD NO :smalleek: "

[Caracol]

I get it now. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.:smalleek:

[Ganurath]

EDIT:@v Green hair beats skin hands down.I'm going to let demanding an explanation for this distract me from what SDN could stand for.

Also, Caracol: How's the Aboleth art coming?

[Raging Gene Ray]

I get it now. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.:smalleek:

...and you're probably going to somehow work it into your Aboleth drawing...with some sort of ambiguity to confuse us and cause angry outbursts.

[Illiterate Scribe]

I'm going to let demanding an explanation for this distract me from what SDN could stand for.

They are related (working out one will reveal the other), but let us say that there's a lot of enmity between the Furry Fandom and a certain nameless group.


...and you're probably going to somehow work it into your Aboleth drawing...with some sort of ambiguity to confuse us and cause angry outbursts.


He'd better not. I have sufficient resources to escalate any horror-off that may occur. That's not a good thing for anyone concerned.

Re:the picture - it's hard to keep within the rules while maintaining the shock factor, but damn me if I won't try.

[Keris]

I'm going to let demanding an explanation for this distract me from what SDN could stand for.

I have green hair, and I am awesome. No further explanation needed.:smallbiggrin:

@^ What group? I'd like to know what I'm meant to be opposing.

[Illiterate Scribe]

I have green hair, and I am awesome. No further explanation needed.:smallbiggrin:

@^ What group? I'd like to know what I'm meant to be opposing.

NAMELESS. That should be a clue; look for synonyms. :smallwink:

Also, I think that it's probably more accurate to say that, for the vast majority of this group, the 'enmity' with the fandom is more based on the more vocal nature of some of its more extreme adherents.

[Caracol]

I'm not putting THAT in the picture. Forget it. Heck, I don't even know if I can actually force myself to do another picture like the one I posted.

I hope, at least.

[Brickwall]

The number of people who care about what Anonymous thinks is inversely proportional to the number of people not in Anonymous.

Not sure quite how that relates to explaining SDN, though.

[Illiterate Scribe]

The number of people who care about what Anonymous thinks is inversely proportional to the number of people not in Anonymous.

Err ... proportionalities only work when you have a pair of variables. The above is a pair of constants. I don't exactly see how the above is relevant/means anything.

[Caracol]

Err ... proportionalities only work when you have a pair of variables. The above is a pair of constants. I don't exactly see how the above is relevant/means anything.
Uh?:smallconfused:

[Brickwall]

Err ... proportionalities only work when you have a pair of variables. The above is a pair of constants. I don't exactly see how the above is relevant/means anything.

"The number of people in Anonymous" is not a universal constant. It is both unknown and changing. That's a variable.

As for relevance, you brought their opinion into this, not me. I questioned its relevance.

[Raging Gene Ray]

you brought their opinion into this, not me. I questioned its relevance.

Actually, he was just suggesting that Keris Rain's "Green hair beats green skin" comment was a reference to Anonymous and not Orcs, like Ganurath thought.

...though I'm still not sure what Keris meant in the first place...

Anyhow, let's examine another conundrum posed by Szilard:




http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/SzilardG/Houseofhorrors.png

Can anyone guess what that rag used to be?

I'm still wondering why she's waving a little white flag and where that stick came from.

[Jimblee]

I'm still wondering whats supposed to be going on in that picture... I mean, lets leave alone the underwear-stick out of this - whats the hell is eating her?!

[Wraithy]

whats the hell is eating her?!

Pikachu evolved! into a rapist!:smallbiggrin:

[Bayar]

umm, Scribe, you have something against furries ?

[Zanaril]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/roy_ceila_ootshorror.png

Look what you made me do.

And I have an Idea for a MIDXRedcloakXykon one.

[Saint Nil]

Thats not Celia.
Elan used an illusion spell.And Elans sword is +5Icant belive I wrote that:smalleek:

[Yeril]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/roy_ceila_ootshorror.png

Look what you made me do.

And I have an Idea for a MIDXRedcloakXykon one.

Wow, thats so awesome why didn't anyone think of it sooner? :smallbiggrin:

[Raging Gene Ray]

Thats not Celia.
Elan used an illusion spell.And Elans sword is +5Icant belive I wrote that:smalleek:

...so Elan stripped Celia naked and fed her to the monster in Szilard's picture so he could impersonate her and steal Roy for himself...it all makes sense now.

That still doesn't explain why she has that little flag...is she surrendering to Elan and handing Roy over to him?

[Green-Shirt Q]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/roy_ceila_ootshorror.png

Look what you made me do.

I think that might be fanservice.

*everyone looks at Q*

WHAT?! Why are you starring at me like that?!:smallconfused:

[Ganurath]

Thats not Celia.
Elan used an illusion spell.And Elans sword is +5Icant belive I wrote that:smalleek: Actually, Roy's sword is +5 Undead Bane. Elan's sword is +3 Keen, so it's more likely to get a critical hit even if it's slightly less accurate. Roy would probably only have an advantage over Elan by sword value alone if he was using his sword on the undead.

[Bayar]

So what you are saying is that roy is better at boning undead while Elan can crit someone easier but has a hard time hitting something.

Wonder how hard he tried to hit Haley :smallamused:

[Raging Gene Ray]

Elan can crit someone easier but has a hard time hitting something.

Wonder how hard he tried to hit Haley :smallamused:

Where would this crit be exactly?

I think we could call it an 'Engrish Critical'

...I'm normally not so Gutterbrained...it's a side-effect of these MakeSense(c) pills.

[Zanaril]

I think that might be fanservice.

I though so too, but the cheesy lines make it eligible for the House of Horrors.

[Saint Nil]

Roy would probably only have an advantage over Elan by sword value alone if he was using his sword on the undead.

So you're saying that Roy should dump Celia and hook up with Xykon?
:xykon: Mabye biophilia isn't so bad,

[Illiterate Scribe]

umm, Scribe, you have something against furries ?
Nah, not at all.

Only for the lulz.

[NikkTheTrick]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/roy_ceila_ootshorror.png
Post this one in fanservice. Hot ones go there. Perverted and horrific ones go here.

Now, what about one where Sabine turned Celia. Then, real Celia catcher Roy and "celia" in the act? :smallbiggrin:

P.S.
I've been thinking about this one:


http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5636/xxih1.png
That would make a very nice banner. Perhaps, we coulnd modify it to be banner-size. Write "House of Horrors supporter" and sig it? That way, we can suck more undefiled minds into this madness.

[The Extinguisher]

What ever happened to the days when horror meant a loving caring image of Belkar and Miko have a child. I miss those.

[/has no more SAN left]

[Ganurath]

So what you are saying is that roy is better at boning undead while Elan can crit someone easier but has a hard time hitting something.

Wonder how hard he tried to hit Haley :smallamused:Oh, I'm sure her AC was low enough, with his Charisma bonus to hit and her Dex removed from AC from being prone.

[Bayar]

those times are long forgotten, since we are now immune to that.

Request: haf-things ! Read a thread on theWizards forum, the scariest 101 half-thigs or something like that.

Half Kobold, half gelatinous cube, half umber hulk, half goblin, half cat, waiting to be smitten by your horrific images now.

[Raging Gene Ray]

What ever happened to the days when horror meant a loving caring image of Belkar and Miko have a child. I miss those.


It was decided that horror should be universal. Belkar and Miko is only horrific if you are familiar enough with the characters...and if extreme ooc-ness is horrific to you. Roy/Julia is only horrific if you know they're siblings.

But poor, naked fairies being fed to Shambling Pubic Mounds by spitefully jealous bards (and seriously, what is that flag?)...tentacle monsters with a penchant for entranglement followed immediately by intrusional probing...that's disturbing whether you know who the poor saps are or not.

[Ganurath]

It's even more disturbing if you know the Otyugh's reputation as a carrier of disease...

I'll get to work practicing Inkscape when I get a day off. Namely, Wednesday.

[Bayar]

Cant stop laughing. HV, please get the Book of Erotic Fantasies and just work your magic from there.

V casting unseen lover, Leeky using the Gnomish kama sutra book...

Scratch that...the deity's section makes me wanna puke...

[Illiterate Scribe]

Yeah, Zanbos, god of rape, isn't exactly very pleasant.

[Saint Nil]

What ever happened to the days when horror meant a loving caring image of Belkar and Miko have a child. I miss those.



Yeah hard to belive we have gone from the first image, V and Belkar hugging, to things like Evard's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion and pics of tentacle monsters.Not that I'm complaining

[Helanna]

I do believe that this thread has somehow warped my sanity. I was grounded for about a week, and I come back to find about five more pages of HoH. So I look through . . . shudder at the new tentacled monster thing . . . and eventually leave to go to the NaNoWriMo forums.

One poster in a thread about urban fantasy mentioned that the name 'urban fantasy' conjured up an image of Justin Timberlake and elves speaking in eubonics.

My mind snapped at the elves/eubonics thing . . . twisted much? Of course, it could be my hatred of Justin Timberlake, rap, and eubonics combined with my obsession/passion for fantasy, but . . . it's still not right.

[Bayar]

We humbly accept your SAN.