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Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-31, 12:44 AM
*Death puts on his poker face and attempts to bluff this one*

Um, yes 8-bit heal/hurt, I remember that one, I would have to say that aquamarine mage won that one.

*Death rolls a few dice*

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 12:45 AM
Yeah...Told you he'd wing it...

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-31, 12:49 AM
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j139/z-t/Angel.jpg

I never wing anything, sorry to dis-apoint you there my dis-illutionate friend.

Bookman
2006-12-31, 01:06 AM
Ms E Agree or Dis-agree?

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 01:19 AM
Why do the puns stay, no matter what?

DarkLightDragon
2006-12-31, 01:21 AM
*DLD laughs at Dis*

Because they do not dis-appear!

*She grins and flicks a pile of dirt at him*

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 01:25 AM
*Dis pokes out his tongue at DLD and Flies up behind Kyrian and tries to push him out of his square*

Indurain
2006-12-31, 01:35 AM
Hey now...that was really dis-respectful!

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 01:35 AM
Yeah well...He kicked me in the face earlier...

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-31, 01:40 AM
Such careless dis-regard to peoples faces!

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 01:50 AM
Darn you and your puns!

Indurain
2006-12-31, 01:52 AM
Oh come on Dis...let's be honest. You've come to expect it by now, I'm sure. If we didn't keep up with the puns you'd be really dis-appointed.

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 01:56 AM
Yeah...I would...But could you at least lay off putting then on so thick?

Indurain
2006-12-31, 01:59 AM
I guess they could be a dis-traction...

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-31, 02:02 AM
Oh come on Dis...let's be honest. You've come to expect it by now, I'm sure. If we didn't keep up with the puns you'd be really dis-appointed.

Dis, honest?

*Death gives a rather spine chilling laugh from the top right box*

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 02:04 AM
Heh...I agree with Death...Since when am I honest?

I mean...I even lie to him, Death...I lie to Death...Heh...Funny...

Alarra
2006-12-31, 02:59 AM
Have you gone through 4 avatars tonight? Or am I crazy?

Dispozition
2006-12-31, 03:01 AM
Uhhh...No, four does sound right...

D
Original angel thing
Better angel thing
Lich dude...

And if I have my way, I'll have another one up soon!

Weebl
2006-12-31, 05:18 AM
OK, but I find all this avatar changing a bit dis-orientating!

Kyrian
2006-12-31, 09:21 AM
*Dis pokes out his tongue at DLD and Flies up behind Kyrian and tries to push him out of his square*

*Kyrian dodges, so that Dis falls right out of the square*

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2006-12-31, 02:58 PM
Have you gone through 4 avatars tonight? Or am I crazy?

"Does it have to be either/or?"

*dodges handful of popcorn thrown at him*

Ms_Elaneous
2006-12-31, 04:57 PM
Ms E grins widely *^_^* I'm going to have to dis-agree.

Alarra
2006-12-31, 05:04 PM
"Does it have to be either/or?"

*dodges handful of popcorn thrown at him*

My new favorite quote for the day is brought to you by Chris:
"Be Sane. We're in public."

Bookman
2006-12-31, 07:00 PM
BING!

Correct!

It was actually Black Mage!
{table=head]{colsp=3}Playground Squares

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Alarra|LLama|Death
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X|http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/dec25/weeblxmas.gif
Kyrian|ZRS|Weebl
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Lucky|DLD|Dispozition
[/table]

INDURAIN!

CHOooooooooooooooose

YOUrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SQUAREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Death, your friend the Reaper
2006-12-31, 11:03 PM
Oh dear, how could she see past my poker face?

*Death concludes that he probably should not join the nationals.*

Kyrian
2007-01-01, 01:12 AM
Kyrian concludes that maybe Death shouldn't POST that he's bluffing...

Indurain
2007-01-01, 08:03 PM
Well...I'll have to stick with my fellow Canuck on this one...

"Lucky for the Block!"

Dispozition
2007-01-01, 08:08 PM
*Kyrian dodges, so that Dis falls right out of the square*

Uhhh...I'm flying...I'd just fly though the square...But still...That's not very nice.

*Pokes tongue out at kyrian*

Lucky
2007-01-01, 08:09 PM
Lucky reporting for duty!!! :smallbiggrin:

Bookman
2007-01-02, 12:57 AM
Who suggested that Maroon was a good faux-mod colour in "Mod election results"?

Lucky
2007-01-02, 01:12 AM
Uh... No deal!!
Er...
Probably either Alarra or Roland...
*flips coin*

Who is Roland? Final answer!

Indurain
2007-01-02, 06:32 AM
Instead of waiting on our gracious hosts, I'll speed this up a bit and say...

No deal!

Wait...that's not it...

What is No Deal?

Still not quite...

I'd like to buy a Vowel...a Vael....

Um....

Good Answer...good answer...

Don't tell me...I'll get this...

DON'T GET ELIMINATED!!

That's certainly not it....

Wait...

I think...

Perhaps...

DISAGREE!!!

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-02, 07:47 AM
Indurain? How many hours have you been watching the game show network? :smalltongue:

Weebl
2007-01-02, 10:50 AM
I'm worried for him. Hes not even reached family fortunes or the price is right yet...

B-Man
2007-01-02, 11:03 AM
Indurain! You're the next constant on the Price is Right! Come on down!

The next item up for bid is [B]A NEW CAR![/Bob Barker]

B-Man twittles his thumbs and laughs at his own Bob Barker impression.

Weebl
2007-01-02, 11:25 AM
NOOOO! THE HORROR HAS BEGUN!

B-Man
2007-01-02, 11:30 AM
B-Man looks dejected. ...but I only wanted to have some fun...

His lips widen into a smile. Who wants coffee? Not waiting for a response, B-Man vanishes and re-appears next to the sprinkler system controls. Raining coffee, coming right up!

He flips the switch to the sprinkler system and coffee rains on the entire set of Playground Squares.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-02, 12:34 PM
*Opens his mouth and starts catching coffee on his tongue, when a lot accumulates into his wool, he trots over to B-Man and shakes it all off himself with a loud snicker.*

Bookman
2007-01-02, 01:15 PM
BZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

IN fact Lucky was CORRECT for once. :wink:

{table=head]{colsp=3}Playground Squares

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Alarra|LLama|Death
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X|http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/dec25/weeblxmas.gif
Kyrian|ZRS|Weebl
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Lucky|DLD|Dispozition
[/table]

MS E!

CHOooooooooooooooose

YOUrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SQUAREEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Weebl
2007-01-02, 01:23 PM
Oooh! Coffee!

Indurain
2007-01-02, 02:42 PM
Son of a...I thought that game started before Roland got Modness. Oh well, at least I can still win a Brand New Car!!

Weebl
2007-01-02, 02:57 PM
Ask the guy whose scalding us with coffee. I think you get a free coffee for trying.

Lucky
2007-01-02, 07:01 PM
IN fact Lucky was CORRECT for once. :wink: I'll have you know IN fact Lucky was CORRECT for twice.

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-02, 10:06 PM
Well, then Lucky for the win! And with any luck, he can make it three times.

Lucky
2007-01-02, 10:07 PM
Oh yeah... Right... I get to go again! Cool!

Dispozition
2007-01-02, 11:20 PM
Darn...Somebody choose me...I even have a new avatar, again...I've had about 8 avatars in the last 3 days...Hmmm...

Kyrian
2007-01-03, 12:47 AM
Darn...Somebody choose me...I even have a new avatar, again...I've had about 8 avatars in the last 3 days...Hmmm...

Maybe it's a sign that you should get a life?

Lucky
2007-01-03, 12:49 AM
Maybe it's a sign that you should get a life?
I support this idea fully. Though I suppose Dis knows that...

B-Man
2007-01-03, 12:50 AM
Maybe it's a sign that you should get a life?

Nope. A better sign is when you've been playing video games for 16 consectutive hours and not realise that you've missed school.

Death, your friend the Reaper
2007-01-03, 01:01 AM
I even made a quiz!

Indurain
2007-01-03, 02:58 PM
I even made a quiz!

*phew* I'm glad my name isn't Dispozition, or that would have been a horrible result.

Nice work Death old pal!

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-03, 08:56 PM
El J tosses a handful of cards on the upper-left corner desk.

"...so I'm attacking your movie with Dracula, and he's shrouded in Stygian Darkness which doubles his attack strength, for a total of 20."

Bookman
2007-01-03, 08:59 PM
Of all the temples iin Town, only one features a system called "worship points" Which temple is this?

Lucky
2007-01-03, 11:17 PM
Why, the Temple of Banjo of course!

... I think... :smallfrown:

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-03, 11:17 PM
*DLD mutters to herself*

Alarra
2007-01-04, 12:55 AM
Alarra looks at her hand, devoid of special effects, "But...but...Oh fine...Who are you killing?"

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-04, 01:54 AM
((We heard police sirens, and quite a few dogs started howling with it, including mine. I'm used to my dog howling with the sirens, but lots of dogs together sounded quite funny... :smallamused: ))

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-04, 06:30 AM
"Mmm...I believe I will slay the Bookish Girl With No Boyfriend."

Alarra
2007-01-04, 07:35 AM
Aww...but she's immune to skinny dipping"

Death, your friend the Reaper
2007-01-04, 07:40 AM
... I believe I am lost on the above few posts, anyone wish to explain to the lovely friendly reaper of souls?

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-04, 08:22 AM
Um... I'll agree with Lucky, because I only know of three temples and I know the Temple of Inari doesn't have them.... so I'll just hope for the best.

Bookman
2007-01-04, 01:07 PM
BING!
CORRECT
{table=head]{colsp=3}Playground Squares

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Alarra|LLama|Death
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X|http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/wolfshonor/dec25/weeblxmas.gif
Kyrian|ZRS|Weebl

X|http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r65/kmartyr/CmasDragon.gif|http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/Dispozition/Jedi2.gif
Lucky|DLD|Dispozition
[/table]


"Mmm...I believe I will slay the Bookish Girl With No Boyfriend."

Ruining my chances and happiness are we? :wink:

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-04, 03:42 PM
Whoa, wait... that means I win! Hooray! *Ms E hugs Death tearfully and waves at Atreyu as she walks across the stage. Standing next to the announcer, Bookman, she accepts the boquet that is handed to her and a crown is placed on her head.* I'd like to thank everybody who believed in me! (cd scratching sound at this point.)

Okay, that's enough of that. Whew. So, I am the first to have both the cookie and the cake. Hm... Cool. Indurain, I'll post your linky to the cookie ASAP.

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-04, 08:10 PM
El J switches chairs with Alarra.

"Upper left corner, please."

Sadly this means he also changes hands with Alarra.

"Aw, nuts!"

Alarra
2007-01-04, 08:24 PM
*giggles gleefully* "I knew you were hoarding that roll the credits"

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-04, 08:25 PM
ooh...ooh....I wanna play. Pleeeeze, Booky??

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-04, 08:25 PM
El J mutters something about lame Special Effects cards and does his best to press on.

Alarra
2007-01-04, 08:33 PM
Alarra draws 4 cards, which as luck would have it, are skippy and 3 big monsters. She plays skippy, then rolls the credits, wondering if they're really derailing the game of playground squares a bit too much with their other games and if they should at least start following the 3 post rule again.

Lucky
2007-01-04, 08:54 PM
Hey! I was right again! *celebrates*

*starts his 24 hour wait*

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-04, 09:24 PM
Good game! *Ms E hands the Consolation Cookie to Indurain.* I even tiny url-ed it!

http://tinyurl.com/yjk8dn

http://tinyurl.com/yjk8dn

Edit: Whoa... did the code stretch the page?

Madmal
2007-01-04, 09:52 PM
Freakyyyyy.....

oh well, can i have lower-right, please?

Bookman
2007-01-05, 12:38 AM
El J ________ _________

______ ______ ______

___ _____ Malmagor

And Llama can play if everyone sends me one question :biggrin:

B-Man
2007-01-05, 12:43 AM
Ooooo I have more questions!

B-Man looks at his list.

I also wanna play too! Middle-left!

Kyrian
2007-01-05, 12:44 AM
Kyrian climbs up one square and spends his 24 hour wait in the square with his parents.

Indurain
2007-01-05, 12:45 AM
Indurain hangs his head in shame.

"At least I got a square..."

Indurain starts walking back to the squares.

"I guess I'll just go back where I belong..."

He hops up into the centre square.

"AS THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!!" He yells, unfurling a giant banner that reads...

PICK INDURAIN FOR ALL YOUR RESPECT NEEDS!

Indurain smiles and takes a seat, throwing a wink (non-sexual mind you) at Bookman.

"Leaf on the Wind....jerk."

Bookman
2007-01-05, 01:16 AM
El J ________ _________

B Man Indurain ______

___ _____ Malmagor

Alarra
2007-01-05, 01:51 AM
Alarra deals Kyrian in for the next game.

Weebl
2007-01-05, 01:54 AM
Top Right again Please,if not cottom left will do.

Bookman
2007-01-05, 02:06 AM
Top Right again Please,if not cottom left will do.

Thou must wait 24 hours since the end of the last round.

Weebl
2007-01-05, 02:09 AM
I shall smite thy 24 hour rule, next time!

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-05, 03:23 AM
Hey! Can I have the middle?

Alarra
2007-01-05, 07:01 AM
*points at board* Silly Captain, Indurain's already there. I mean....I suppose you could want to share a square with him....but his lack of clothing tends to scare off most squaremates. =)

Death, your friend the Reaper
2007-01-05, 07:08 AM
Now now Alarra, lets not bring up the pictures of you that faithful day where we all had the emperors cloths....

Alarra
2007-01-05, 07:15 AM
Now, now....no need to go bringing that up again.

Weebl
2007-01-05, 08:22 AM
Ok, now I can take the top right!

Death, your friend the Reaper
2007-01-05, 08:24 AM
*Death outs on his teachers hat*
03:07 AM

24 hour from that is:

3:07AM!

*Death is happy with another great lesson, he shall take his tutor fees later this month*

Kyrian
2007-01-05, 09:27 AM
Alarra deals Kyrian in for the next game.

Kyrian notices he has cards, of some type.

What's this?

Bookman
2007-01-05, 12:30 PM
El J ________ Weebl

B Man Indurain ______

___ _____ Malmagor

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-05, 12:32 PM
Oops.. didn't notice that.

Bottom middle then.

Bookman
2007-01-05, 12:57 PM
El J ________ Weebl

B Man Indurain ______

___ Captain Van Decken Malmagor

Everyone needs to send me questions so Llama can finally compete

Kyrian
2007-01-05, 12:58 PM
Sorry Llama...I'm no good with questions. Plus I should be doing about a million other things to get ready to go back to school tomorrow.

Kyrian
2007-01-05, 06:12 PM
Since no one's posted in a while....TOP MIDDLE!

Bookman
2007-01-05, 06:38 PM
El J Kyrian Weebl

B Man Indurain ______

___ Captain Van Decken Malmagor

Indurain
2007-01-05, 11:50 PM
I'll work on some questions Book...

Bookman
2007-01-05, 11:53 PM
I'll work on some questions Book...
Huzzah!

We're close to having enough :tongue:

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-06, 01:10 AM
Middle right, please!

Kyrian
2007-01-08, 06:56 AM
CLEAR!

*attempts to Defib. thread*

Lucky
2007-01-08, 10:58 PM
Uh... I guess I'll take the last square.

Bookman
2007-01-08, 11:07 PM
El J Kyrian Weebl

B Man Indurain DLD

Lucky Captain Van Decken Malmagor


COntestants

LLama &_____---

one more

Dispozition
2007-01-08, 11:34 PM
Phooie...I always miss out on the last square...*sigh*

Oh well! Next round!

Lucky
2007-01-09, 12:06 AM
Phooie...I always miss out on the last square...*sigh*

Oh well! Next round!
Yeesh, I only took it because no one else was. Have my square, I wanted to sit out this round anyways.

You didn't have enough time to sign up before? :smalltongue:

faerwain
2007-01-09, 05:56 AM
A German Sheepdog walks into the hall with a bottle of beer in his mouth. He sits down right in front of the squares, drops his bottle and starts barking. Seconds after, a full armoured knight in a wooden wheelchair rushes into the room.
"What do you say, Axel? The princess is trapped in a square?"
He rolls forward to the squares and starts declaring: "Fear not, my beauty, for I shall bravely challenge this...this..*he starts looking around*..err.. quizmaster".
*sighs*
"You know, in the old times, I would have a damsel in a tower and not..various..personifications..in squares. And the tjosting would involve lances. Those modern days. But I shall do my duty anyway. So, wicked master of the game, do I understand those strange rules, that I will chose one of the square inhabitants, and so he will answer the magic riddle, and it is upon my wisdom if I do believe?. So, may I have this recalled right, let this crazy tournament begin."
*He salutes to the llama*
"Si..Mylad...Furry something, I hereby challenge you"

(in short, I'd like to play. As a forewarning, I'm GMT+1:smallwink: )

Weebl
2007-01-09, 01:31 PM
Ok we got ourselves a full board!

Dispozition
2007-01-09, 08:09 PM
Yeesh, I only took it because no one else was. Have my square, I wanted to sit out this round anyways.

You didn't have enough time to sign up before? :smalltongue:

Feh...What ever you say, oh green little one.

And for your information...I didn't.

Bookman
2007-01-09, 08:25 PM
El J Kyrian Weebl

B Man Indurain DLD

Dis Captain Van Decken Malmagor


COntestants

LLama & Faerwin

Ok Let' s start.

And yes I'm gonna be lazy enough to wait for someone else to do the board.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-09, 08:27 PM
I accept the challenge! *salutes the dog*

(you can go first. I need to leave.)

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-09, 08:39 PM
Ms E glances up into the Squares. "Oh, snap! Neither Death, Llama, nor myself are up there!" She scratches her head as she contemplates where to go.

Dispozition
2007-01-09, 08:42 PM
You can come up here if you want Ms. E! I don't mind...I could use some company anyway.

faerwain
2007-01-09, 08:51 PM
"That is very gentlema..lady..nice-woolish-beinglike of you. Well, well..as I'm sailing in somehow unknown waters with this whole tournament, I shall choose the aid of this trusty seabear up there, Captain van der Decken."

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-10, 01:29 PM
Okaaay..

I got the board, if you need it.

{table=head]{colsp=3} Captain van der Decken's Marvellous board.
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El J|Kyrian|Weebl
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B-man| Indurain | DLD
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Dis|Decken|Mal [/table]

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-10, 10:21 PM
*^_^* Ms E climbs up into Dispozition's square. "Sounds great!" She plunks herself on his desk, legs dangling over the side, and pulls a small satchel of cookies from her pack. She lays them out on a napkin on the table and proceeds to eat some herself. "Mrmf! Cookie?" she offers to Dis.

Kyrian
2007-01-11, 02:33 PM
Kyrian wonders when Bookman will do his job and ask the question.

I know I've seen him post today already.

Madmal
2007-01-11, 02:47 PM
Mal enters his square, and lays down to take a nap

faerwain
2007-01-11, 02:54 PM
*cling*
The knight and his dog clink their fresh bottles of beer and start drinking. As faerwain still has his vizor closed Axel is emptying his bottle in a far more elegant way.
*So where now may the wicked master of this arena be? Ran away scared when I adressed my challenge? That happens a lot, you know."

Bookman
2007-01-11, 05:49 PM
Bookman is lazy and didn't have time to concentrate. So before Bookman does homework he asks The Captain "Who started the "Two Cows Game"?"

Bookman leaves also to avoid all people wondering why Bookman is Talking in the third Person.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-11, 05:52 PM
*the llama stretches, knowing that proper stretching prevents a torn muscle during competition.*

Madmal
2007-01-12, 02:10 PM
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZ...
*snoooore*

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-12, 02:15 PM
Okay..

It was..

..


Mr Samedi!

faerwain
2007-01-12, 03:04 PM
Oh well, I do shamefully admit that it is not the polite way to show mistrust at the beginning, but yet I'm bound to believe my instincts...No, I disagree.

Bookman
2007-01-12, 07:44 PM
BZzzzzzzzz incorrect! In fact he was the one to start it!

{table=head]{colsp=3} Captain van der Decken's Marvellous board.
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El J|Kyrian|Weebl
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B-man| Indurain | DLD
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X|http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/Omniprowl/Malmagor4a.gif
Dis|Decken|Mal [/table]



LLAMA!

CHOOSE

YOUR


SQUAREeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Indurain
2007-01-12, 08:02 PM
Indurain's smile grows 3 times wider as he looks to the Llama with his big "puppy dog" eyes.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-13, 12:54 AM
*the llama chuckles* "awwww. He's so cute. He reminds me of a puppy and if he misleads me, I'll have him neutered like one." *The llama flashes his best evil grin.*

"Bookman, I choose Indurain."
*While Bookman asks the question, the llama starts looking for a pair of rusty pliers, just in case.*

Bookman
2007-01-13, 12:56 AM
Indy-

What was the objective in the original Paranoia game?

Indurain
2007-01-13, 01:03 AM
"To figure out which one of the voices in your head was actually yours?"

The audience chuckles politely at Indurain's lame joke.

"No...I believe it was similar to werewolf...rooting out the bad guys. In paranoia it was some sort of secret police force or something, protecting the evil computer...I think."

Indurain crosses his fingers hoping he hasn't led the Llama astray.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-13, 01:08 AM
*The llama pops up, not with a rusty pair of pliers, but he does have a teddy bear dressed as a doctor, with a string in the back.*

"umm....judge....I'm not quite sure what he said....but I'm gonna agree..it kinda made sense."

*the llama pulls the string of the teddy bear and a cute sing song voice says "first you need to gas the victim so all he sees is rainbows when you start cutting."

faerwain
2007-01-13, 05:58 AM
*Axel watches Llama's preparations with growing horror and starts to slowly hide behind his master's wheelchair with as much dignity as possible*

*When he recognizes nothing happening after a few seconds, his head quickly appears again to fetch the beer he left behind*

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-13, 06:24 AM
Indy-

What was the objective in the original Paranoia game? That was a bit TOO easy. The original only ended recently AND the thread can still be found. And Llama was in it, so it's not really fair.

Weebl
2007-01-13, 07:24 AM
I won't be able to play this round so if any one wants my square its now open. *leaves square and sits in naughty corner.*

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-13, 02:45 PM
Ms E blinks a couple of time. "Wait, free square? Huzzah!" She hops off of Dis' desk. "Thanks, Dis! I'll pop in now and again once I've got myself all settled in my square."

(Assuming no one else wants the square, I'll take it!)

Bookman
2007-01-13, 04:08 PM
BZzzzzzzzz incorrect! In fact the original was MUCH older. You had to say what you suspected the person above you of doing.

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That was a bit TOO easy. The original only ended recently AND the thread can still be found. And Llama was in it, so it's not really fair.


Still think it was too easy? :wink:


FAERWAIN

CHOOSE


YOUR

TITAN

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-13, 04:09 PM
Heh. Sneaky.

Bookman
2007-01-13, 04:10 PM
Heh. Sneaky.
Thank B-man he really outdid himself there.

Link in case you don't believe (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7841&highlight=Paranoia)

Kyrian
2007-01-13, 04:22 PM
Kyrian sighs. It'll be a miracle if he gets picked this round.

faerwain
2007-01-13, 04:33 PM
"Ah, Fair Lady Fortune hasn't abandoned me yet.
Well, I cannot help but see a one-eyed pirate with a banjo up there. I shall believe a bard full of songs and sagas of our elders who roams the seven seas is declined to have uncomparable knowledge of all things. So, El Jaspero it shall be."

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-13, 04:34 PM
Yarr. Ye should always be trustin' pirates.

Bookman
2007-01-13, 04:42 PM
"Ah, Fair Lady Fortune hasn't abandoned me yet.
Well, I cannot help but see a one-eyed pirate with a banjo up there. I shall believe a bard full of songs and sagas of our elders who roams the seven seas is declined to have uncomparable knowledge of all things. So, El Jaspero it shall be."
Longest choosing ever :tongue:

El J your question is Who created the original "What would you do if you were the god of..." thread?

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-14, 12:11 AM
El Jaspero looks up and pretends to think a bit.

"Ahoy! That was a good time ago, so I think it was that old salt Fnord."

Alarra
2007-01-14, 01:10 AM
Alarra wakes up, "Huh? what?"
She leans down from El J's square to B-Man's. "Can I get a latte? This last one didn't seem to work very well."

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-14, 01:29 AM
El J chuckles. "Must've been all the sugar you put in it."

faerwain
2007-01-14, 05:30 AM
"Bless you"
faerwain waits some seconds, then he finally comes to the conclusion that the last part of the sentence was actually the answer and not sign of a cold.

"Oh..eh, well... I shall be more trustfully this time. Agreed."

Longest choosing ever :tongue:

That means I won a special prize, right? Right?

Don't worry, my next choose will just be: "Woot! First square!" :smallbiggrin:

Bookman
2007-01-14, 08:07 AM
BZzzzzzzzz incorrect! In fact iamkoolerthenu created the game!

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This is the weirdest game ever.


Still think it was too easy? :wink:


FAERWAIN

CHOOSE


YOUR

TITAN[/QUOTE]

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-14, 08:22 AM
Deceived!

Also, shouldn't it be the llama's turn?

B-Man
2007-01-14, 10:53 AM
Alarra wakes up, "Huh? what?"
She leans down from El J's square to B-Man's. "Can I get a latte? This last one didn't seem to work very well."

B-Man awakens (but not really IRL) and says: Sure thing Alarra. Welcome back! He then ducks behind his counter and emerges with a latte. He passes it up to Alarra. There you go. One latte.

B-Man then puts a poster of the Triforce over his counter, as if to invite Llama to choose his square.

Kyrian
2007-01-14, 10:56 AM
Kyrian shouts

GO LLAMA! and choose me!

faerwain
2007-01-14, 11:27 AM
"He..he..the pirate lied to me! It's those spoiled lying pirates that become criminals in their later life!!"

*mutters in his helmet for some more seconds*

"This smells splendid! Does your fine craftmanship include Cappucino, Master B-Man?"

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-14, 11:46 AM
The Pirate King looks aghast. "Lied? Why, I never. Made stuff up, sure."

He looks at the cards in his hand, then takes a deep breath. "Once upon a time there was a princess, who lived in a castle guarded by a terrible ogre. Now this was no ordinary ogre, but rather a special ogre who had great powers of magic. One day the ogre cast a spell on the princess' father and turned him into, uhm...a blueberry bush. The princess was sad, but at least she could look out her window on the bush that used to be her father and she would, erm. Sing to it, and the bush would sing back to her, and they were a fantastic duet that would draw all the birds from miles around, who would sit on the bush completely enraptured by the wonderful music."

Kyrian
2007-01-14, 12:14 PM
Kyrian looks at his hand and his parents.

So what is this game?

Alarra
2007-01-14, 12:37 PM
Alarra takes the cards and explains to Kyrian that he has to use the cards in his hand to tell a story that will incorporate his chosen ending and how the interrupt cards work.

"Don't you think we should start over? Kyrian didn't know what he was doing. I mean...he has a castle card here and clearly should have interrupted when you said that."

Kyrian
2007-01-14, 12:38 PM
So if I have, say a...bush card, I should have interrupted Dad?

Alarra
2007-01-14, 12:51 PM
"Yep. And these ones here..." She points to an interrupt card, "work like a regular word card for this word at the bottom here, but also allow you to interrupt when they play a word card of the type listed here. This one, for example lets you interrupt when he plays a place card."

Kyrian
2007-01-14, 01:01 PM
((Is this an actual game? Like something I could search on Wikipedia?))

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-14, 01:09 PM
((It's Once Upon a Time (http://www.atlas-games.com/onceuponatime/).))

El J sighs, he was off to such a good start. "Very well. Alarra, you'll have to shuffle."

Alarra
2007-01-14, 01:18 PM
Alarra shuffles the cards and deals them out again.

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-14, 01:47 PM
Ms E waits with wide-eyes at El J's feet, sitting like an eager child listening to a story. "Then what happened Uncky El J?"

Bookman
2007-01-14, 06:20 PM
Deceived!

Also, shouldn't it be the llama's turn?

Meh.......details

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-14, 06:20 PM
my turn?
jojhlhjlkjh

B-Man
2007-01-14, 09:29 PM
my turn?
jojhlhjlkjh

I think that that means he's picking me... heh heh... or not...

Kyrian
2007-01-14, 09:31 PM
No, I think it means he's picking me...

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-14, 10:06 PM
that means he needed more than 10 characters...let me go find the board.

oooh, oooh, I pick Dis!!!


Choose Dis,Truth or Dare??

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 10:28 PM
Truth!!!!!!

Bookman
2007-01-14, 10:30 PM
Who did Rawhide give a present to for their birthday?

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 10:33 PM
Well..This is kinda easy, seeing as I drew it. Lilly!

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-14, 11:19 PM
ooooh, he did choose truth....

Okay, Dis your question is "Who were you most happy to receive an avatar request from?"

and I agree with him.

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 11:22 PM
I'm confused now...

Bookman
2007-01-14, 11:27 PM
What happens when someone gives a technically correct answer but not the one you were looking for?

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 11:28 PM
I win?

You do realise that answer is correct, no matter what happens...

Lucky
2007-01-14, 11:28 PM
What happens when someone gives a technically correct answer but not the one you were looking for?Just give it to 'em.

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 11:31 PM
Yes...Give it to Llama...And me...Becasue I rock!

Bookman
2007-01-14, 11:33 PM
Ok.......

BING

Sorta..........

There's another answer I was loooking for.

I was looking for Lianae but this one is correct.........

So continuing.


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This is the weirdest game ever.

FAERWAIN

CHOOSE


YOUR

SQUARE

Also I need some more question ya'll

Dispozition
2007-01-14, 11:38 PM
How about something to do about me? No one knows much about me...

faerwain
2007-01-15, 05:08 AM
ooooh, he did choose truth....

Okay, Dis your question is "Who were you most happy to receive an avatar request from?"


*Hearing this question, Axel returns from behind the wheelchair unto the front and barks proudly*
:smallwink:

"Ouch" Looking at his bad situation, faerwain tries to keep a poker face. Still having his vizor closed is quite helpful at this.
" I shall choose B-Man."

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-16, 01:28 AM
*The llama takes the opportunity when everyone is focused on Faerwain to try to sneak up behind Indurain. He starts by working his way into the audience and carefully directing a human pyramid that he walks up to the catwalk, from the catwalk, he descends on a rope ot the top of Kyrian's square and plots his next move.*

Bookman
2007-01-16, 01:34 AM
B-man Who was the person who gave Indurain the idea for the Nude-Fest?

B-Man
2007-01-16, 06:40 AM
B-Man takes a big glup of coffee from is Toronto Maple Leafs coffee mug and ponders. I believe that it was Ceika... maybe... he finally says.

Kyrian
2007-01-16, 06:42 AM
Kyrian pretends to pay no attention to the llama.

faerwain
2007-01-16, 08:01 AM
"Nude Fest?? Well, I still remember the raising hell that started when I forgot a bolt on my left gauntlet at the Midwinter Knight's Ball...." faerwain pauses for some time, obviously lost in pleasant memoires.
Axel looks concentrated at the squares , than he opnes his mouth and lets out a wall-shaking burp.
"Yes, you are right Axel. Sir Master of the Quiz, we do disagree."

Bookman
2007-01-16, 03:41 PM
BING! IN fact it was Rilik/flabbicus!

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LLAMA

CHOOSE


YOUR

SQUARE!

Indurain
2007-01-16, 03:46 PM
"Wooo...now he can't complain I don't give him credit for the Nude-Fest idea. Take that Flabby!!"

Indurain does a dance, completely oblivious to the diabolical Llama mere feet above his head.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-16, 03:59 PM
*The llama hears his name and swears under his breath. Quickly he hops into Kyrian's square and looks down at the board.*

"hmmm...I can go for the win with Mal, or go for the block with DLD, but if I go for the block, then my noble foe will also go for the block and then we'll probably default over Weebl and Kyrian, but I'm having fun and I vowed vengence on Indy. If i don't complete my vow of vengence, Indurain will think I don't care about him and his feelings would be hurt. So I'm gonna have to go with DLD for the block."

*With a grunt, the llama crawls back up to the top of the stage and waits for the question. Those keen observers will notice that Kyrian's sword is missing from his scabbard.*

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-16, 04:05 PM
10 [insert currency here] says this'll probably be a draw.

Bookman
2007-01-16, 04:41 PM
10 [insert currency here] says this'll probably be a draw.
Actually a draw is impossible as whoever has the most squares win in the case we fill the board completly.

:biggrin:

DLD

What oh so special day is Lianae's birthday?

Kyrian
2007-01-16, 05:06 PM
Kyrian notices his missing sword and summons it back to it's scabbard.

Nice try buddy.

Alarra
2007-01-16, 05:08 PM
Alarra looks up from her card game, "Oooh, one I know....wish I was a square this game..."

Dispozition
2007-01-16, 05:09 PM
Oh...Come on...This is easy!...*Uses his mind powers to make DLD wrong*

Heh...Try and beat that...

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-16, 05:10 PM
*The llama leans down off the top of the board and sticks his head into Kyrian's square.* "Awww..I was gonna use the blunt side. Honest."

Bookman
2007-01-16, 05:11 PM
Oh...Come on...This is easy!...*Uses his mind powers to make DLD wrong*

Heh...Try and beat that...
You (and Alarra) have a better memory then I :biggrin:

Dispozition
2007-01-16, 05:12 PM
Technically this could be two answers...Because a birthday is a special day, but still...

Alarra
2007-01-16, 05:13 PM
In defense, I did plan help plan her 'birthday gift' of the previous question, so that's likely why I remember. That and my uncanny memory for birthdays and phone numbers.

Kyrian
2007-01-16, 05:15 PM
Kyrian looks at Atreyu and tilts his eyes down towards the square below him.

For that one?

Dispozition
2007-01-16, 05:15 PM
I just remember becasue it's one of the few that I know about...Except for mine...And it was such a long day too...

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-16, 05:19 PM
Kyrian looks at Atreyu and tilts his eyes down towards the square below him.

For that one?

*the llama nods, gleefully*

faerwain
2007-01-16, 05:21 PM
*glancing around, faerwain makes sure no one's looking, than he crosses secretly his fingers for Lllama as he doesn't want the game to end yet. Axel crosses paws respectively.*

Kyrian
2007-01-16, 05:39 PM
Kyrian silently draws his sword and offers it hilt first to his friend.

Indurain
2007-01-16, 05:56 PM
*whistles, blissfully unaware*

Madmal
2007-01-17, 05:20 PM
ZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...huh?

*Mal wakes up*

sooo....how's the game going? anyone?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-17, 06:13 PM
*The llama jumps down with a "KI-YAA!" swinging the blunt end of the sword towards Indurain's personal snack tray.* "Take that, snacks of the liar!"

*Nachos go flying and most tragically a nice mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwhich goes flying toward Axel*

faerwain
2007-01-17, 06:33 PM
*Axel erupts into a classical slow-motion jump and picks the sandwich from it's flight path with a dramatic " W-o-o-o-o-f-f-f"*

After enjoying this unexpected meal he recognizes his lacking of thumbs and therefore gives the Llama a "Tail up" *

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-18, 10:54 PM
*He flashes Axel a grin and slurps Indurain, leaving a large trail of llama slobbers on his face before leaping over to DLD's square and hi-jacking her WOW game so she'll answer the question.*

"ooooh, a Taurin! I wanna ride a kodo."

Indurain
2007-01-18, 10:59 PM
"Noooooooooooo!!" Indurain screams as his sandwich flies through the air. He reaches out, but cannot quite grab a hold of his lunch. He turns around to berate the Llama, and recieves a nice giant slobber.

"wha? bra? bleeech!!"

Indurain wipes the Llama slobber from his eyes, and realises the Llama is gone.

"LLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA!!!" He screams, his fists pumping to the heavens.

Alarra
2007-01-18, 11:25 PM
Alarra leans down, "Can you all keep it down? I'm trying to have a nap here."

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-19, 11:50 AM
((Llama, just so you know, I don't play a Tauren. I have a Night Elf Druid and Blood Elf Mage, along with a few other characters I don't play very often))

*DLD scratches at a spot on her shoulder as she finishes another quest with her Mage*

Huh? NOOOOOO! Bad llama! Bad! Get back here!

*DLD chases Llama for a bit, whacks him with her "I AM THE DEVIL! LONG LIVE 4TH DEGREE!" sign, then stops and turns her head to look quizzically at the audience*

Oh...

Erm...

*DLD thinks*

Um... I'm gonna take a guess at New Year's. I have a friend who has their birthday on that date. Lots of people have their birthday on that date. Not me, though. Mine's still months away.

*with the question answered, DLD prepares to go to sleep... at nearly 2am!*

Goodni-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

*thud*

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-19, 11:56 AM
*throws a blue serpent at DLD*

Hey, you finally answered. :tongue:

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-19, 12:22 PM
I get pointed at the day after the WoW expansion comes out here... Of all days, why did it have to be THAT day? I also had a headache and was tired. Couldn't be bothered putting in a real effort to defend myself.

But it was fun being the Devil. More fun than being the Baner. Funny thing is, I got scryed on because I was bandwagoning and mostly being silent... which is EXACTLY what I have been doing in the other games. I find this extremely amusing.

Going to sleep for real this time... nearly 2:30am... yeesh!

Captain van der Decken
2007-01-19, 12:27 PM
Ohh.. Werewold D&D. Kinda stopped looking there. After I was TK'ed!

Yes. I still haven't got over it.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-19, 12:32 PM
*The llama flees from DLD leaping from square to square, stopping in CvdD's square to drop off an "I'm sorry to hear about your TK'ing" card.*

"Help, DLD is crazy and psychotic and terrible at Min/Maxing her WoW character. For this she can't be trusted with the truth. I disagree."

*The llama slides into his contestant square, panting and out of breath.*

Bookman
2007-01-19, 05:03 PM
BING! In fact it was Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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FAERWAIN

CHOOSE


YOUR

SQUARE!

faerwain
2007-01-19, 05:24 PM
*faerwain starts applauding Llama's answer, then realizes he is supposed to be the contestant*
".Oh, pardon me..just a little enthusiasm for this exciting tournament going on.
Well, my choice is obvious: Charming Ms Eleanous in Weebl's square."

Bookman
2007-01-19, 05:38 PM
Ignoring the Spammers............

Ms E.

On Talk Like a Pirate day all the ranks changed. Your question is
What was the designation for Ogre's on Talk Like a Pirate day?

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-19, 10:04 PM
Hm.... *Ms E thinks back to TLaPD* I think the Ogres were Swashbucklers. It sounds right anyway. Good luck! *Drops a lace handkerchief from her square for Faerwain.*

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-19, 10:47 PM
*DLD laughs at Llama*

Hm... My Druid is feral-specced yet wears mostly tier 1 and 2 raid gear... but it looks cool and I still kill stuff resonably quickly so I don't care. I have lots of mana! Which comes in very handy for healing and shapeshifting.

Alarra
2007-01-20, 12:13 AM
Feral spec'd druids are actually a lot of fun. In my opinion. Leave the healing to the priests =P

*should really pick up burning crusade since i've apparently restarted my acct. but don't even have the game on this computer at the moment.*

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-20, 01:06 AM
I remember a few funny instance moments that took place a long time ago...

In UDStratholme, banshee boss, I got posessed, shifted into catform, and start attacking, of all people, the PALADIN! I got killed.

Another UDStratholme run, banshee boss, I get posessed, my Druid runs straight into the group of undead nearby, and unpossesses. Hilarity ensues.

There was also a Zul'Gurub run, we were killing the group before the snake boss, when one of the trolls does a fear spell. People go scattering, but I see my Druid making a beeline straight for the stairs...

Here's a not funny one. I was the main healer in a Scholomance group, we were doing fine. But I had to do something quickly in real life so I typed in "brb" and go do whatever it was I did. I come back to find the group wiped and the tank yelling and screaming insults at me. I calmly told them that I wasn't there and they were like "NO YOU SAID BRB *stream of curse words*!". Um... How the hell is the Druid supposed to heal if THEIR PLAYER ISN'T AT THE COMPUTER?! I love hearthstones... Fortunately, that's the only "omg you didn't heal" incident I've had.

Indurain
2007-01-20, 01:22 AM
Here's a not funny one. I was the main healer in a Scholomance group, we were doing fine. But I had to do something quickly in real life so I typed in "brb" and go do whatever it was I did. I come back to find the group wiped and the tank yelling and screaming insults at me. I calmly told them that I wasn't there and they were like "NO YOU SAID BRB *stream of curse words*!". Um... How the hell is the Druid supposed to heal if THEIR PLAYER ISN'T AT THE COMPUTER?! I love hearthstones... Fortunately, that's the only "omg you didn't heal" incident I've had.

Forgive my ignorance...but doesn't "brb" mean, I'll Be Right Back...as in..."I'M NOT HERE TO HEAL YOUR DUMB ASSES WHEN YOU GO GET YOURSELF KILLED!" Then again, I could be wrong?

Indy
-Never got into the WoW...loved my CoH though

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-20, 01:53 AM
Forgive my ignorance...but doesn't "brb" mean, I'll Be Right Back...as in..."I'M NOT HERE TO HEAL YOUR DUMB ASSES WHEN YOU GO GET YOURSELF KILLED!" Then again, I could be wrong?

Indy
-Never got into the WoW...loved my CoH though Pretty much.

Here's another funny one:

This was when my guild was new to Molten Core (quite a long time ago). we were getting ready to fight Lucifron, and the raid leader was tellng everyone what to do for the fight. When he finishes, he asks everyone if they remember. One of the tanks replies with, "I'm running into the room with all the smurfs!". Everyone laughed.

faerwain
2007-01-20, 06:21 AM
Hm.... *Ms E thinks back to TLaPD* I think the Ogres were Swashbucklers. It sounds right anyway. Good luck! *Drops a lace handkerchief from her square for Faerwain.*
*faerwain gives Ms E an perfect courtly bow -how he managed this while sitting in his wheelchair will stay an headache-introducing mystery for the audience- and proudly attaches it to his helmet.*
"Alas, full of wisdom as she is adorable. I shall faithfully follow her advice."

*Axel keeps staring at Indy's square, trying to hypnotize him to drop more of his snacks.*

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-20, 06:27 PM
(Oh, dear heavens, he agreed? I hope I'm right.) *Crosses fingers and smiles at the fact he attached her favor to his helm.*

Bookman
2007-01-20, 09:34 PM
BZzzzzzzzzzzz

In fact Ogre's were dubbed "Old Salts" in the playground!

{table=head]{colsp=3} Captain van der Decken's Marvellous board.

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Dis|Decken|Mal [/table]

LLAMA

CHOOSE


YOUR

SQUARE!

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 10:04 PM
"Well....no matter what happens, if I get the square I get the win because I'll have the majority. Its time for our game to end, I'm afraid, Faerwain."

"Kyrian, I call upon you to speak the truth."
*He begins to stare at Indurain, joining his mental powers with Axel's.*

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-20, 10:11 PM
*Quickly hides her face behind a convenient fan* Sorry, Faerwain. *Ms E watches her favorite knight and her good friend the Llama dueling it out.*

Bookman
2007-01-20, 10:37 PM
What was the name of Pixies on TLAP day?

faerwain
2007-01-20, 10:49 PM
(Oh, dear heavens, he agreed? I hope I'm right.) *Crosses fingers and smiles at the fact he attached her favor to his helm.*

((I'm soo tempted to use this quote as a starter for a "Things you do not want to hear from your [insert important person]" game :smallbiggrin: .))

"Ah, do not think about it, Ms E. A decision had to be made and you did mean well. For as a great poet once told: It's actually a human's mistakes which make him amiable."

Axel somehow manages to fetch two new beers from his master and bites the bottles open. He pushes one towards the Llama, everything without taking his eyes from Indurain's snack box.

"Right, Honourable Hoof-Bearer, the odds are good for you, and well played indeed. Still, until the Master of the Game announces his final judgement, I shall stay confident."

Kyrian
2007-01-20, 10:55 PM
What is Buccaneer. Ok...that's misspelled, but hopefully you won't count off for spelling.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 11:02 PM
*The llama trots over to the dog and grips the beer in his mouth. Holding with his legs, he twists the top off and starts guzzling. After a horrendous burp that will hopefully be editted before TV time, he whispers to Axel.* "Ummm...hoof-bearer is a good thing, right? I mean, it sounds good and all, but I wanna check with you."

"Oh, and Kyrian is my trusted friend and has never led me astray, except for the time he got me kidnapped, or the time he turned evil, or the time he undid the prank on the sleeping cats at Trog's, or the .....well, he's gotta be right once in a while. I agree with Kyrian!"

Bookman
2007-01-20, 11:08 PM
BZzzzzzzzzzzz

In fact Pixie's were dubbed "Landlubber"'s in the playground!

{table=head]{colsp=3} Captain van der Decken's Marvellous board.

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Dis|Decken|Mal [/table]

FAERWAIN

CHOOSE


YOUR

SQUARE!

faerwain
2007-01-20, 11:12 PM
*Axel chuckles heartily and claps on the Llama's back with his paw, grinning widely as he nods to confirm that it was in fact meant as a friendly titulation*


((Finally off for a little sleep now - darn cliffhangers:smallbiggrin: ))

EDIT: ((Holy Ninja-Posting! So, a delayed cliffhanger, it is))

*Faerwain smiles: If I may be so bold to correct you, Sir: There is in truth no decision for me to be made, as you forgot to mark the square of Ms_E, so there's only Mal for me to choose, which is hereby done." *

Kyrian
2007-01-20, 11:15 PM
I'm soo sorry Llama...

Bookman
2007-01-20, 11:21 PM
Ok

What were Titan's called on TLAP day?

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 11:28 PM
*The llama looks at Kyrian's snack tray as a form of penance.*

Kyrian
2007-01-20, 11:45 PM
Kyrian vanishes. He reappears next to Llama, with the snack tray.

Here you go buddy.

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-20, 11:51 PM
*The llama munches happily and offers some to Axel.*

Indurain
2007-01-21, 12:21 AM
Indurain, despite his best efforts, finally succumbs to the hypnotizing glare of Axel, combined with the mental attack perpetrated by the Llama and tosses an entire chicken at the awaiting dog.

"Damnit...now what am I going to eat?"

faerwain
2007-01-21, 05:59 AM
*Axel high-fives the Llama*
*Faerwain chuckles amused*
"So, Axel, at least one of us will leave triumphant"

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-21, 11:33 AM
"Phew, this game is intense! You two are doing a great job! I've never seen such a long game."

Madmal
2007-01-21, 07:36 PM
Mal awakens
ohhh man, is it finally my turn? well i'll say it was "Admiral in the plaground" or somewhat like th-zzzZZZzzzZZZZZzzzz
Mal falls sleep again

faerwain
2007-01-21, 07:45 PM
"Alas, it is of no use to put a veil over the truth. My fate is already decided. So I will not end this fine contest on a note of mistrust, but instead agree with Master Malmagor."

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-21, 09:16 PM
The llama looks up confused. "ummmm Bookman, I don't think Weebl's square has been filled, has it??"

Madmal
2007-01-21, 09:18 PM
((Ms. Elaneous took that square))

Bookman
2007-01-21, 09:26 PM
BZzzzzzzz incorrect

In fact it was just plain old "Pirate' in the playground.

Technically I'd not give the square to llama but effectivly he's won. It doesn't matter who gets the square
{table=head]{colsp=3} Captain van der Decken's Marvellous board.

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Dis|Decken|Mal [/table]



The llama looks up confused. "ummmm Bookman, I don't think Weebl's square has been filled, has it??"

Nope. Faerwain pointed it out to me. I missed assigning it.

Games over!

Llama barely wins!

LET"S START OVER!

(usual 24 hours for any previous contestants)

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-21, 09:28 PM
((Alarra has requested that I claim the upper left square for her.))

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-21, 09:30 PM
*The llama walks over to Faerwain and extends his hoof in the traditional humanoid gesture known as shaking*

"Thank you for a great game."

faerwain
2007-01-21, 09:52 PM
*faerwain shakes the hoof warmly*
"Your victory was well deserved, my fuzzy friend, and I did greatly enjoy this splendid tournament"
*Axel lifts a paw to congratulate the Llama, then turns towards Indurains's square and give's the generous snack-giver a friendly tail-wagging, giving the llama a conspirational wink*

Atreyu the Masked LLama
2007-01-21, 10:01 PM
*The llama grins back at Axel*

"You're welcome to stay around and be a square if you'd like, Faerwain."

Ms_Elaneous
2007-01-21, 10:17 PM
Ms E most gracefully descends from her square. She kisses Atreyu upon the forehead, then awards him a lovely cake and a commerative badge. "Sir Atreyu, thou hast fought most valiantly, and for thy bravery, I present to thee the Congratulation cake and badge."
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2158/congratulationcakexs5.jpg

Ms E then turns to Faerwain. She kisses him on the forehead, then awards him a rather happy looking cookie and a badge. "Alas, Sir Faerwain, the fates were not with you this upon this day. However, thou hast fought with manners and chivalry befitting the most noble among knights. In commemoration of this hard fought battle, I give unto thee yon Consolation Cookie and the its honourable badge."
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8984/consolationcookiesk0.jpg

faerwain
2007-01-21, 10:36 PM
"Be assured of my deepest gratitude, noble Ms Elaneous. It was an excellent contest, and as I had the great honour to receive your colours I do feel that fate did indeed smile on me."


*The llama grins back at Axel*

"You're welcome to stay around and be a square if you'd like, Faerwain."
"I'm honored, but sadly I'm not fully master of my time these coming days"
((meaning: I'm already too much online as is good for my schedules at the moment :smallfrown:))

Alarra
2007-01-21, 11:21 PM
Alarra switches chairs with El J..."This is okay, right?"

Death, your friend the Reaper
2007-01-22, 12:04 AM
New round? *Death camps to top right*

DarkLightDragon
2007-01-22, 02:51 AM
I call dibs on the middle! I call dibs on the middle!

Please?

Kyrian
2007-01-22, 06:31 AM
Kyrian steps over one square and sits with his parents for the time being.

El Jaspero, the Pirate King
2007-01-22, 07:59 PM
El J happily slides over to the upper-left copilot's seat. "But of course. This way I can settle back and make wisecracks!"

Bookman
2007-01-22, 10:41 PM
Alarra _____ Death

_____ DLD ________

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