Dinner time (spell)

[Orzel]

Had a dream

Some guy tried to mug an old guy. The old guy summoned a bear. The bear ate the muggers face and disappear. Then something happened. I won free cupcake somehow.

Snack Attack

Conjuration (Summoning)
Level: Bard 3, Drd 3, Rgr 3
Components: V, S, F/DF
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Effect: One or more creature summoned creatures, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart
Duration: 1 round
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

This spell summons a number of creatures. They appear where you designate and acts immediately, on your turn. They attack your opponents to the best of its ability but prefer to used bite attacks if avaiable.

A summoned monster cannot summon or otherwise conjure another creature, nor can it use any teleportation or planar travel abilities. Creatures cannot be summoned into an environment that cannot support them.

The spell conjures any number of creatures. The sum of the HD of these creature cannot exceed 10. You choose which kind of creature to summon, and you can change that choice each time you cast the spell. All the creatures summoned by this spell must be an animal, magical beast, or vermin.


Bonus!

Cupcake

Conjuration (Creation)
Level: Sor/Wiz 0
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: 1 minute
Range: 0 ft.
Effect: 1 cupcake
Duration: 1 hour/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

You create a cupcake. You choose its flavor and whether it has icing and/or sprinkles. The cupcake is low sodium.

Material Component
a pinch of salt

[sonofzeal]

1) Can the cupcake be poisonous?

2) Snack Attack's ability to summon Magical Beasts is potentially dangerous. A number of Magical Beasts have high CR for their HD, and while they're only there for a single turn, there's got to be ways to exploit that. Phase Wasps, maybe? What were their HD?

[BRC]

Cupcake is the best spell ever!

[Collin152]

Low Sodium?
Good day, sir!

[sonofzeal]

"I summon an arsenic-flavored cupcake!"

[Collin152]

"I summon an arsenic-flavored cupcake!"

Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.

[sonofzeal]

Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.
Ah, that's okay them.

Can the toppings contain potassium benzoate ? :smalleek:

[Ninjalitude]

Oh, it's okay. It's only arsenic-flavored. No arsenic included.

Its like the lead flavored toys my parents bought me as a child....

[BRC]

I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.

[Ninjalitude]

I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.

HIT IT WITH THE HAX STICK!!!!1!!1! (breaking useless spells FTW)

[Collin152]

I just realized an Exploit, it says the cupcake can be summoned without frosting or sprinkles. That is not a cupcake, that is a muffin. Therefore this spell can effectivly duplicate Summon Muffin, a 2nd level spell.

muffins typically contain less sugar.

[BRC]

muffins typically contain less sugar.

True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker

[Ninjalitude]

True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker

oh nice, that rule glitch was right up there with the anti-osmium nuke! :smalltongue:

[Collin152]

True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker

Complete baker was 3'd edition anyways, wasn't it?
Explains why Mithril Chef was so brokenly overpowered.

[Mewtarthio]

Mithril Chef was not overpowered! :smallfurious: Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!

[Collin152]

Mithril Chef was not overpowered! :smallfurious: Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!

Mithril chef gave them spellcasting level abilities in addition to their cooking!

[Ninjalitude]

Mithril Chef was not overpowered! :smallfurious: Seriously, I'm sick of people saying this all the time. The culinary classes are all underpowered next to full casters, and CB just gave them all the boost they needed to compete!

oh Puh-leeze Mithral chef was the new monk for crying out loud :smallamused:

[Stormthorn]

True...Oh, and I checked some erratas, apparentally summon muffin was always intended to be a 0th level spell, it was misprinted as second level in Complete Baker

Yea, but if you use the Kick it Up A Notch metamagic it is cast at second level anyways. And why would you cast that spell without the proper metamagic to optomize it?

Edit: I was a Saladborn, Saucerer 7/Flambeist 4 so dont argue with me.

[BRC]

oh Puh-leeze Mithral chef was the new monk for crying out loud :smallamused:
Not neccissarily, if you gave one Rapid Baking (CB P:65) and bought an Amulet of Almonds (CB pg 82) it could get pretty powerful.
@ stormthorn: Dunno, my DM banned Kick it Up a Notch.

[Collin152]

Not neccissarily, if you gave one Rapid Baking (CB P:65) and bought an Amulet of Almonds (CB pg 82) it could get pretty powerful.

Amulet of Almonds made them all better.
Who'd play without one?

[sonofzeal]

Amulet of Almonds made them all better.
Who'd play without one?
Unfortunately, the DM gave my Mithril Chef the Nut Allergy flaw to help "balance" the class.

What do you suggest I wear instead? It's too late to retrain out of the class.... :smallfrown:

[BRC]

See if your DM will let you buy a wand of Flour to Cake Flour, (or just learn the spell yourself), then take the feat Improved Desserts and an Amulet of Ice Cream.

[Mewtarthio]

See if your DM will let you buy a wand of Flour to Cake Flour, (or just learn the spell yourself), then take the feat Improved Desserts and an Amulet of Ice Cream.

Uh, oh, somebody call Admiral Ackbar, 'cause it's a trap! Seriously, Improved Desserts is a waste of a feat. Just take a dip in the Elemental Chef PrC for Affinity (Fire), and you can stick with creme brulees ever after.

Oh, and fyi, Imp Desserts and the Amulet of Ice Cream don't stack. It's in the errata.

[BRC]

Uh, oh, somebody call Admiral Ackbar, 'cause it's a trap! Seriously, Improved Desserts is a waste of a feat. Just take a dip in the Elemental Chef PrC for Affinity (Fire), and you can stick with creme brulees ever after.

Oh, and fyi, Imp Desserts and the Amulet of Ice Cream don't stack. It's in the errata.
Really? Geeze there goes my next build, I was going to go for a Pastry Chef5/Cream Master5

[Collin152]

I just recommend going into Envoy of Dionyseus. Just till level 5, after that the intoxication DC's get too messed up to be worthwhile.

[BRC]

I just recommend going into Envoy of Dionyseus. Just till level 5, after that the intoxication DC's get too messed up to be worthwhile.
Nah, we already have an Envoy of Dionyseus. Hmm, Maybe I'll go Pastry Chef until I qualify for Chocomancer.

[sonofzeal]

Nah, we already have an Envoy of Dionyseus. Hmm, Maybe I'll go Pastry Chef until I qualify for Chocomancer.
You'll suffer from MAD that route though. If you really want to go Chocomancer, I highly recommend using Cheesemeister for the Fondue Bonus synergy.

[BRC]

You'll suffer from MAD that route though. If you really want to go Chocomancer, I highly recommend using Cheesemeister for the Fondue Bonus synergy.
I already rolled up my stats, I got a 16 and 17 so the MAD shouldn't be a problem. Besides, my DM uses the optional Spoiling rules for cheesemeisters, which makes them really annoying to play.

[Collin152]

Hurray for improv games!

[Nomadic]

Question. Anybody know the best route to go for a rolling pin focused pastry chef? Of course there is the obvious ones like Lucky Roll and Diabetic Substitution: Splenda. I am just curious if anyone has any ideas on an advanced build setup.

[ChazFox]

Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake? :smalltongue:

[Stycotl]

well on the one hand, i was embarrased that i found this whole dialogue so funny.

but on the other hand, i really did find it pretty funny. you can all take a bow.

aaron out.

[Nomadic]

Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake? :smalltongue:

That would actually be the pastry chef's area of expertise. Cheesecake falls under their summon desert ability. Just don't forget to take the cake decoration feat. That makes your cheesecakes even more deadly.

[BRC]

That would actually be the pastry chef's area of expertise. Cheesecake falls under their summon desert ability. Just don't forget to take the cake decoration feat. That makes your cheesecakes even more deadly.
If you want to focus on cheesecake, I would suggjest going Pastry Chef/Cheesemeister.

[Pie Guy]

But where is the spell that lets you eat your dinner without cooking it?

[sonofzeal]

But where is the spell that lets you eat your dinner without cooking it?
Not sure about spells, but there's always the Ring of Intestinal Fortitude +5....

[lothofkalroth]

if the cupcake and or muffin is low sodium, then why is the material component a pinch of salt? :smallconfused:

[Pie Guy]

Salt makes the world go round!

[Collin152]

if the cupcake and or muffin is low sodium, then why is the material component a pinch of salt? :smallconfused:

For the chlorine, obviously.

[sonofzeal]

Also, the secret to optimized low-sodium foods is to not leave salt out entirely, which is why Skill Focus: Micro-measurement is so valuable.

[Lev]

Cake

Illusion (Glam)
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: Standard
Range: 10 ft.
Duration: 5 Minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No
You create an illusion of a cake 9" radius by 6" height, you may choose the scent, design and may put any number of illusionary candles on it.
While near this illusionary cake you gain +8 to bluff checks regarding cake.

Material Component
A small cube adorning a heart symbol.

[Beelzebub1111]

The Cupcakes only last for a very short time...You should probably give them an instantaneous duration. That way, they won't vanish inside an anti-magic field.

Also, Snack Attack can be a bit broken, do they get a standard attack or a full attack...That, and Magical beast leaves open 10-headed hydras for 10 1d10+5 bite attacks, at +14 each.

So that gives a fifth level character a potential 10d10+50 damage spell not including any critical hits.

[Peregrine]

This thread just made my whole weekend. :smallbiggrin:


Question from a new and interested player:

What class might I want to pick if I were interested in making cheesecake? :smalltongue:

I think there's a thread over in the Roleplaying Games forum that's turning into a handbook on this sort of build. Well, that's what I got from the thread title, anyway...

[Chaos117]

Edited for clarity:


Cake

Illusion (Glam)
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, M
Casting Time: Standard
Range: 10 ft.
Duration: 5 Minutes/level (D)
Saving Throw: Will disbelief
Spell Resistance: No

You create an illusion of a cake up to 18" in diameter and 6" high. You may choose the scent, design and may put any number of illusory candles on it.
While near this illusory cake you gain +8 to bluff checks regarding cake.

Material Component
A small cube adorned with a heart symbol.

Response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXzr5iwGFfE&feature=player_embedded

:elan:

[Heliomance]

Wow, I've never heard of Complete Baker before, I'll have to look it up. Is anyone running a game in the PbP forums? It sounds awesome.
This is the internet, so just in case I'll confirm that I do know this is a joke. Except the bit about being interested in a game. That's real.

[Maralais]

I almost fell from the chair laughing.

[Vaynor]

The Red Towel: Thread necromancy.