Trog's Tavern CXCIX

[Szilard]

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Come and enjoy our unique beverages! Enjoy the casual atmosphere in our Casablanca-meets-rustic-Asian facilities. Chat with friends out on the bamboo patio or stroll inside and grab a private, fern-surrounded booth.


Trog's Tavern has been enchanted to be indestructible. Please refrain from attempting to damage it, as it will not work.

Theme Song

NOW HIRING: Bartenders, Cooks, Talented bards, Burly bouncers, etc.
(Hey bards: just take spotlight in the tavern's center and start singing!)

STAFF:
Manager: El Jaspero
Bouncers: Hoseki, Tempest Stormwing, Valthreborn Valthera
Bartender: Trog, El J, Nina, Paige, Cosmo, Alex Shipmaster, Erdan
Cook: Who

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Trog would like to introduce:


Nina - a feisty and vivacious 18 year old (she's legal). Mean and completely unavailable.

Paige - a sweet and wholesome elf working her way through college at SIU here in town.

Cosmo - a quick-witted and oppressed gnome scoundrel.

All will be happy to serve you. ((Since all are NPCs they are up for communal control. Feel free to say what they do or say to you or any other patron. To a point.))
GET A FREE DRINK ON YOUR FIRST BARBARIAN POST HERE!

THE CURRENT DRINK MENU
Wines:
Catoblepas Sauvingnon
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with a hits of oak and black cherry.
Kobold Chianti - Tart and tangy! Try it with fava beans!
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
Purple Worm Pinot - Earthy aroma.
Funky Llama - A rich fruity wine, available in white or red.
Xorn Zinfandel - Sweet and fruity!
Cormyrian Fireamber - Imported and very good.
Spoonake Chablis - Straight from the Underdark!
Feline's Fancy - A purplish, swirly mixture that any feline will adore.

Bar Drinks:
Hemo Colada - 100% less coconut, 100% more ichor.
Pina CoLlama - If you're not into yoga and have half a brain.
Swampwater - A Phosphorescent lemon-lime delight
Jasphattan - Sweet vermouth with bitters and more.
White Russian Wukei - Vodka, Kahlua, and Milk.
Long Island Iced Tea - Tastes better than it will make you feel in the morning.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee Martini - buzzzzz.
Murderita - Wasted away again...
Rampaging Rail Mixer - Mad strong!
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dwarf Spirits Available
Aboleth Absinthe
LEVEL UP LIQUER - Need a few extra XP? We gots XP in a bottle!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Constitution Crushing Wine - Fort. DC 35 or pass out!
Djinn and Tonic - Whirling ice cubes, fizzy soda, and one drunk genie.
Rum Llamonade Daquiri
Mudslide Daquiri
Chuul Lounge - Bacardi Limon, Aberration , creme de bananes and juices into a Chuul shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a highball glass half-filled with ice cubes, and serve.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures.
Black Market Wallbanger
Hydrogelic's 110 proof Firewater
Guild Vodka No. 3
Black Shadow - A strong concoction guaranteed to send a chill down your spine at any temperature.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.

Beers Ales & Such
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - Death-o-licious!
Archon Ale
Guilders Ale
Balthor's Best
Mind Flayer Mead - Uhh... I wouldn't order this if you are not into brains and such.

Other Fine Beverages
Darknight Coffee - cream has no effect
SLURPEES!
Root
Red Minotaur Energy Drink
Llamonade - that cool, refreshing drink for quadrupeds.
Dragon's Fire Breath (cherry Kool-Aid) for the kids!
Fox Cola - the choice of the furry generation.
Hot Chocolate - with little marshmallows and stuff.

To Munch
Hot Spicy Peanuts
Velvet Elfish - Trogtilla chips with hot cheese and meat dip - soooo good.
Fortune Cookies - I got this deal with a local factory see...
Bamhacon!!!
Gyros
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Who's Surprise

Desserts
Muffins
Brownies

Also: Fine Cigars Available from our humidor. Coffin Nail cigarettes.
Be sure to check out the excellent banjowood carving above the fireplace.

[Mee]

Hey, I was going to. :smallannoyed: Oh well, you win.
*Orianna pulls her hand out of the mirror*

[Szilard]

Mirror sits on table.

[Mee]

((By the way, It should be, CIC, since it thread 199.))

[Szilard]

((Maybe, but its C for 100, XC for 90, and IX for nine, I'll look it up.))

[Mee]

((okay, but I still think it should be CIC))
*She starts to laugh.*

[Szilard]

((From Wikipedia:

Rules regarding Roman numerals often state that a symbol representing 10n may not precede any symbol larger than 10n+1. For example, C cannot be preceded by I or V, only by X (or, of course, by a symbol representing a value equal to or larger than C). Thus, one should represent the number ninety-nine as XCIX (using decimal places -- 90 (XC) then 9 (IX)), not as the "shortcut" IC.))
That was a good one, might have been better with a slap though.

[Mee]

((okay, I stand corrected.))
I thought of a slap, but didn't have to room to get up a really good one, so I punched him instead.

[Szilard]

:smalltongue: Still great though.
((I cant stop laughing.:smalltongue: ))

[Mee]

((Good.)) *Orders some wine*

[Szilard]

((You made me laugh again.))
Hm h-hm-hmmmmm, hm-h-hmm... Hums Indiana Jones theme tune.

[Mee]

((Ahem, I believe that I have something to ask me.
Boy, did that sound weird.:smallconfused: ))

[Szilard]

Oh, Kelindale wants to know if you know a Fawful.

[Mee]

*Laughs* So, he does remember me. Yeah, tell him I do, even that first part if you wish. I think he might understand. Maybe.

[Szilard]

First part of what?
((Don't think Bobby heard the story.))

[Mee]

((Look at it again. The first part, of my last post.))
So, anyway, where would I find you if I wanted to go looking? :smallamused:
I need to go, I might be back, I don't know.
*Pays and leaves.*
((Treat it like she did answer the question, and it was a yeah, she forgot to duck))

[Szilard]

Bobby's hand taps its fingers.

[Mee]

*The mouse wakes up, and starts to attempt to chew on Bobby's fingers.*

[Szilard]

Flicks fingers hoping to flick the mouse away.

[Mee]

((Did it grab a finger?
If so, it hangs on.))

[Szilard]

Starts banging the mouse on the table.

[Mee]

The mouse determinedly hangs on.

[Szilard]

Hand continues flinging hopeing for anyone else to show up. ((Maybe I'll make some Npc's...))

[Mee]

((good idea))
Ow Ow Ow.

[Szilard]

((Now I have to think of someone.))

[Mee]

((how about, bubba?))

[Szilard]

A four member cult (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/Cityscape_Gallery/101121.jpg) come in. The rat disturbs me, kill it off. Ye m'lady.
Two of the cult members take out daggers.
Uh-oh.

[Mee]

Oh, :smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: :smallfurious: .
((You had to pick that picture, didn't you? :smalltongue:
Are you still wanting something to gawk at? :smalltongue: ))
(( /\ link in NSFW))

[Szilard]

((I saw it in a D&D book I had and they had a gallery on the website. Posted it as a website because I didn't want to show it. Nothing else to do, besides, it could be worse.))
Why you so mad?

[Mee]

THEY WANNA KILL ME!
((Yeah, it could be worse.))

[Szilard]

Ohh.
Takes out a pistol.

The lady looks over and glares. He who defends the rat ((Yeah I know its a mouse)) Shall have a fate worse than constipation.

[Mee]

((I know you know.))
Um, would you let me through the mirror? Please?

[Szilard]

Quick!
Pulls in hand.
You shall not escape!

[Mee]

((Hehe, I'm mean.))
*Being the mouse that he is, he just sits there in fright*

[Szilard]

Kill it!
The man stabs at the mouse.
Quickly!

[Mee]

Squeek.
*It misses, somehow.*
((by the way, he's sitting right next to the mirror, so you could grab him easily.*

[Szilard]

Grabs. ((I sense a deadtime soon.))

[Mee]

Squeak?
*you grabbed him*
*The Kelindale illusion re-appears*

[Elrond]

A dark shadow emeges form the corner of the room he looks around and sees Kelindale

"Hey arnt you that guy i roasted with that lightning bolt spell"

"hehehehe good times, good times"

[Mee]

Nope, I'm a completely different person. You silly head.:smalltongue: By the way, if you bother to look at my post there, you'll see that you didn't roast me.

[Elrond]

"Yeah what ever can i have your blood and your head for the cup"

Elrond draws his sharrash

[Mee]

Do you, really want to do that?
And no, you can't.

[Elrond]

"do what i was just getting out my sarrash to help me walk"

And i was asking the bartendar not you

[Mee]

Well, seeing as there isn't a bartender, as you might call one, then you must have been talking to me.
Besides, if you try to kill anyone, I'd have to stop you.

[Elrond]

"um of ok"

Elrond castes 'summon cookies VIII' and hands one to you

[Mee]

That'll do.
*Takes the cookie, and starts to eat it.*

[Elrond]

hehe you just eat a poison cookie

[Mee]

Fine, I'm just an illusion.
((See a few posts ago))

[Elrond]

Hay thats wierd we both used the same security messers

[Mee]

Yup, that is odd, we should meet in person, that way, you can try to poison me, and I can kill you. :smalltongue:

[Elrond]

"did you know the cookie monsters dead... he was my last victim"

[Mee]

Do I care? I feel sorry for the guy, but, I don't really care.

[Elrond]

well im of to exsplore the rest of the town

[Mee]

Alright, would you like a guide?
Too late. *He disappears*
((Deadtime))

[Lairship]

The Green Man enters, reeds and vines following in his wake, he sits at a stool, ordering a large glass of water. Once he is given it he taps it lightly, purifing it.

[orb_of_blood]

The heat in the room rises and a portal opens somewhere in the middle of the room. The demon steps out and sits at a random table. She looks around.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori enters the tavern, smiling at a few NPCs as she passes by them and taking a seat at the bar.

[orb_of_blood]

The demon turns her head sharply as Lori arrives but then goes back to muttering things under her breath. She starts letting off a few sparks and controlling them as they whiz around the room.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori looks about as the sparks fly around the room, wondering if the demon is doing this intentionally and also wondering if they are dangerous to touch.

[akma]

a man with a yellow cavalier enters the tavaran, after weeks of not posting. he than sits down near an empty table, looking around at the sparks. ((its the worst day i ever had. im being scryed by magical means, i lost my house, my secret has been discovered. what will heppen now?))
a sword mysteriously apper floating in the room.
((why did i have to think that?))

ooc: i actully have an explanation for the sword, im just giving you a time to respond.

[Xaspian]

A tall man walks in, wearing fairly simple, loose-fitting clothes. He scratches his nose, and takes a seat.
He ignores the sword.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori notices the sword floating in mid. She applies her palm to her face. "This is going to be one of those days..." The temptation to order a drink comes onto her.

[akma]

a blue man apperes, next to the sword. then he mumble something about the sword teleports faster then him. then he grabs it. after a few seconds his skin gets back to a normal colour, and now hes got a magical influnce around him that makes almost every creature treat him friendly. he then say: "will anyone buy me a drink?"

[Xaspian]

The man leans over to Lori.
Tell me about it. Everywhere I go, it's one thing after another. Attack of the giant Cauliflower! Exploding wells! Floating swords! I mean, give me a break.

[akma]

"be glad were not on nightmare island, things are much more crazy there."

[Xaspian]

The man turns and looks at the speaker.
Yeah? What's it like?

[akma]

"well, its like a nightmare. but if you stay there for a few days, you got used to it, and you start to enjoy the action. if you dont die i mean."

[Xaspian]

I think I'll give it a miss next time I'm looking for a holiday destination, then

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori turns her head to the man. "It has always been this way around here. Weird things happen with little explanation..." Cosmo serves Lori a glass of wine, which she promptly drinks.

[akma]

the man with the yellow cavalier laughs for a second ((i should probebly introduce my fake identity)) "i am alvar shilpi, of jadeport. and you are?"

[Xaspian]

The man hesitates for a moment, before deciding.
Derek. What brings you all the way here, then? Business?

((I'm assuming you don't mean 'Cavalier' (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier) in the sense of a royalist during the Civil War?))

[Szilard]

While a hand through a mirror is pulling a mouse in, and a cult is trying to kill the mouse, a voice comes from the mirror.
Its called the Tavern theory of inprobablility, I think. Anything can happen, especially in a tavern. Why a couple weeks ago, I saw a dragon turn into a frog and then back.

[akma]

ooc: i was sure that a cavalier is a kind of hat. isnt it a hat with feather?

"i used to have adventures in my home town and the nearby envirmont, but i kept needing to go further and further away from home to get good adventures. so i decided to go to a trip, around the world. i just got here, in my travels. its fun to fight evil, and it just makes me feel good to help the those in need." ((i hope i sounded like he used to))

[Xaspian]

Oh, so you're one of those. Well, good luck with that.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Are either of you seeking employment? I'm hiring." Lori says to the two gentlemen.

[akma]

"saving people is what keeps me going."
the man who teleported in eariler approaches alvar and then draws his sword. he turns red.
"nothing personel, i was hired to kill you and i hoped someone will buy me a drink first."
alvar stood up, with his healing sword drawn (ooc: the character doesnt know it is a healing sword) and start sword fighting.
quickely the red man manage to throw away alvar sword, and than stick his sword throw him.
"i enjoy a job well done."
he than teleports.
alvar fells, pretending to be dead. ((it hurt my magical hearing device. now i cant hear anything. how long should i play dead?))

ooc: the story moves so fast becuse i might not be so avaible in the forum.

[Xaspian]

Derek watches the action go by in a flash, and gulps down his drink.
Y'know, after that, a nice, safe job might be the thing. What're you looking for?

[Szilard]

Bobby Sticks his head out of the mirror and looks around.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori adverts her eyes from the dead man, unsettled by the incident. "I run a coffee shop not too far from here. I need workers who can serve coffee over the counter, book managers, a janitor,..." Lori goes on to list several other available positions typical of a coffee shop.

[Lairship]

The Green Man shakes his bushy head, releasing spores that grow into little weeds on the floor, and turns to leave the tavern.

[Xaspian]

He shrugs.
Sure. Why not? When should I start?

[Magnificence]

A thousand snids, lil elemental barbarians, flood the room!
"Yer money or yer pants!" one screams

[Admiral_Kelly]

"At the reopening." Lori says, taking out some papers. "I am going to need you to sign these." If he reads the papers, he will discover they are legit and only deal with employee status.

((Deadtime.))

[Xaspian]

Derek glances over the papers, and smiles at Lori.
Alright. I'll look them over, and get back to you.

[Magnificence]

Several flaming snids hover about the faces of the staff, calling for ale. Meanwhile many rocky snids start playing drums.

[orb_of_blood]

The demon comes out of deadtime and covers here ears at the music. She sighs noticing the sparks she was controoling had gone out and erupts some more making them fly randomly around the room.

[Magnificence]

Electrical snids chase after the sparks, laughing wildly and chattering like apes.

[Mee]

*The Kelindale illusion un-deadtimes, and looks around to see who's here.*

[Admiral_Kelly]

There is Lori, who is busy ordering a lammonade.

[Mee]

((Alright, then I think I'll go say hi.))
*Gets up, and goes over to Lori* Hi.

[Magnificence]

Hundreds of snids clamber over to the others and tell a tale of them gaining a cursed ring from a man that fell from the sky. They all chant and sing and dance.

A few of them climb onto the bar and start calling people names.

[Mee]

Snids? What are snids doing here?
Don't call people that either. That's mean. And rude.

[Magnificence]

The tiny elemental snids are downright shocked at being told off and go silent.
Then a firey snid flies about wailing, "You dinni tell us wot to do!"

The others chorus in agreement and begin dancing again.

[Mee]

Stupid snids. :smalltongue:
Unfortunately, I have to go. I'll see you guys later.
((Deadtime))

[Magnificence]

A tiny bending light wearing a bishops cap starts marching about the room, other snids following, cackling and hopping about.

"Snid! Snid! Snid! Better than everyfin', smarta tha' you!"

One wet snid begins wandering over peoples legs.

[orb_of_blood]

The demon unfreezes from deadtime again. She gets up and walks over to the bar where she sits and stares into space thinking of something only she could know.

[Mee]

((I'll use Henry. Just for the fun of it))
*A half-orc walks in and orders a Pan-galactic-gargle-blaster*

[orb_of_blood]

The demon looks over and wonders what the hell he's drinking.

[Mee]

You don't know what a Pan-galactic-gargle-blaster is?

[orb_of_blood]

Should I? If it intrests you at all i'm not from around here.

[Mee]

I'm not, but neither are you.

[orb_of_blood]

She pauses to think about what to do or say. Having not come up with anything better she replies Got a name or shall I call you it?

[Mee]

Henry, or Hank, or Harvy, depending on how I feel.

[orb_of_blood]

I see. Then since I can't probe your mind to tell how you feel, I call you Henry, or it depending on how I feel.

[Mee]

Alright.
*Glug-a-lug-a-lug*

[orb_of_blood]

Are you evil? A nasty smile spreads over her face.

[Mee]

I dunno, I'm just a temporary character, so, I really don't know.

[Szilard]

Bobby looks forward to a new night and looks around for someone to rp with.

[Mee]

*The mouse runs back out* That dragon, wanted to eat me, I'll take my chances here.

[Szilard]

Okay. Looks around for anyone else to rp with.

[Mee]

((well, there are still those NPCs you came up with yesterday.))

[Szilard]

Npc's leave. ((Anyone real would be nice.))

[Mee]

((but I doubt that there are any.))

[Gaelbert]

Gaeli comes swinging in on a rope through the open door.

"Boredom man, to the rescure!"

He looks around ashamedly.

"I really don't know what compelled me to do that. Really, I don't."

[Mee]

Who knows, but it's good to see you again.

[Gaelbert]

"I am le glad to be back."

Gaili checks his watch.

"For the few hours I am, anyways. So how's life for you been holding up? Still got random people attacking you?"

[Mee]

Nah, not that I remember. No, I don't think so, I have a comic about me now, but, how have you been?
((Unfortunately, I have to go, so I'll just give you a Linky. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73803)))
((Deadtime))

[Elrond]

Mee i believe you have an offer for me what is it?

[Szilard]

Sure, everyone comes when I leave.

[Mee]

((Yup, every time))

[Mee]

(((Since there isn't anything else going on))
*An NPC walks in*

[Szilard]

Hey look, an npc!

[Mee]

Hey, look, an supid PC!
:smalltongue:

[Szilard]

Shoots npc. Let that be a lesson, no one calls Captain Bobby stupid.

[Mee]

*The bullet bounces off of his scales*
*Snort* Stupid PC.

((Waiting for me to describe him might have been smart.))

[Szilard]

Still a lesson, anyone calling me stupid gets a bullet, most can't avoid them. Shoots up nose while npc snorts.

[Mee]

Akk, glurkk ... *The balor explodes. Meany*
((Now I have to make a new NPC.))
((okay, here it goes again))
*Another NPC walks in*

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori gives a wave to the NPC.

[Mee]

*The Nameless NPC returns the wave, and comes over*
((Okay, now, I have to come up with something.:smalltongue: ))
((I was thinking sorcerer/sorceress, but I'm open to suggestions))

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori smiles and says "Hello. Are you new to this Town?"

[Mee]

Yes, just got here, I'm also just an NPC who was here to give the hand in the mirror something to do, if you wish, since he isn't here anymore, I'll go get an actual PC.

[Admiral_Kelly]

"That won't be necessary. I have many friends who are NPCs."

[Mee]

Alright, so, how are you today?

[Lairship]

The Green Man enters the tavern. He is reading a newspaper.

[Mee]

Hey, Green man. How are you today?

[Lairship]

"Well, thank you." flowers begin to bloom on his head, "I'm just reading reports of this strange "Radio Room"...", he pauses, "Nothing too strange about it, for this town anyhow. Oh, and my island seems to be doing well!"

[Mee]

You have an island? I'm supposed to be on an island, but I didn't realize that you had one.

[Szilard]

Yeah, its like savage Island or some thing.

[Lairship]

"Yes, yes. Savage Island, it is a expression of liberating nature. My job here in this place is to balance nature with all the civilation and magic. I fear the island will soon sink back into the sea, it was built in a ruch you see, but I will create harmony, given time, I'm sure of it."

He asked a barmaid for a glass of water.

[Mee]

Okay, hi, again Captain.
((Now that you're back))

*The NPC walks over to the mirror*

[Szilard]

You're bothering me, I have real people to talk to now.

[Mee]

((You mean, you don't want talk to a sorceress? Okay))
Fine.
*Leaves.*

[Lairship]

The Green Man takes a pipe from his red robes, pulls some grass from his beard and begins to smoke.

[Szilard]

((What kind of sorceress?))
Wait you're a different voice, thought you were that annoying guy, come back!

[Mee]

((high level, uses charisma to cast spells))
*comes back* Normally, I don't listen to, hands with no arms, but in this case, I will.

[Lairship]

"I muse upon this place, who are you two?" he asked politely, soft pink smoke rising from his pipe.

[Mee]

((Which two? There are three people here now, two of which are played by me.))

[Szilard]

'M Captain Bobby, I'm on an island, but I have this magical mirror so that I could keep in touch with Trog's tavern, literally.

[Lairship]

The Green Man squints, "Oh. My grass must be working quicker that I thought, you three!"

[Mee]

Well, I'm just a nameless NPC, so, I'm not really important, but if you have a spare name, that might help.
And I am, Kelindale.

[Lairship]

"A pleasure to meet all of you!", his face wrinkles as he smiles, "As for you, little nameless one...I once knew a fey called Sun Ablazing, you could be called that if you like...he threw that name to the wind long ago."

[Szilard]

Hi nameless npc, wait...
Hand recedes into mirror and head sticks out to get a good look of the place.

[Mee]

Well, I'm a she, but sun would work, I think.

[Xaspian]

Derek finishes reading the forms, and fills them in, before handing them to Lori.
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name, Miss...

[Lairship]

He hands the nameless one a tiny sun symbol, "Reguardless of your name, take this. Inside it is the key to unlocking the powers of light and heat."

[Szilard]

Bobby continues to look around.

[Mee]

Oh, thank you.
And I don't have a name, I missed class that day.
((Since you're looking around, I'll describe the NPC, she's a sorceress, a fairly high level one at that, she's really pretty, CHA of 23. Um, blue hair ((I love random color charts :smalltongue: )) purple eyes, Half elf, and, anything else that I missed?))

[Lairship]

"You remind me of him, you really do." he raises a bushy green eyebrow, "If I said Spider God, whats the first thing that springs to mind?"

[Szilard]

((Amount of clothes, or what clothes for that matter. Maybe a picture, probably not.))
Wow, you look good.
Starts to almost gawk.

[Mee]

((A modest robe, sorry, no pic))
Thank you. Why are you drooling?

[Szilard]

((How modest?))
Sorry, high carisma scores affect me.

[Mee]

((Full cover. The only skin showing are her hands))
Oh, that, it's fine. I guess.

[Admiral_Kelly]

Lori takes the papers and lays them down on the bar. She answers Derek. "Lori Lavander. Yours?"

[Xaspian]

Derek. Nice to meet you, Miss Lavender.
He smiles, and reaches out to shake her hand.

[Lairship]

The Green Man wanders off.

[Admiral_Kelly]

She accepts the handshake. "Nice to meet you too, Derek. You will make a great employee."

[Szilard]

((What about her face?:smallamused: ))
Yeah, so... why're you here? Snaps out of almost gawking.

[Xaspian]

I sure hope so. Do you mind if I have a look at the shop? It would be nice to get familiar with it before I start.
The handshake is firm, and doesn't go on too long.

[Mee]

((Oh, well, yeah, her face is showing, but you were asking about the robe))
I don't know, I just, appeared here all of a sudden, like I didn't even exist until I was needed, isn't that odd?

[Szilard]

Yeah it is.

[Mee]

Do you ever feel like that?
*The Kelindale illusion disappears*

[Admiral_Kelly]

"Not at all. I will show you the way." Lori pays for the drinks she had over the past few days before getting up from her seat and then leaving the tavern, expecting Derek to follow.

[Szilard]

Only once, it was in front of a mine, but I knew my backstory.

[Xaspian]

He smiles, and passes a couple of coins to the barkeep, to pay for his drink, before following Lori out.

[Mee]

Yeah? Well, I don't even know that.

[Szilard]

Bobby gets a slightly uhh, imature idea.Do you know what's under your robe?:smallamused:

[Mee]

You mean, my knife?
She seems to know what he's doing.

[Szilard]

Weapons are good.:smallcool: Bobby tries to act as inocent as possible about his intentions.

[Mee]

Yeah, they are, aren't they?

[Szilard]

Nice how we sound almost the same.
((You knew what would happen if you pushed a female npc towards me.:smallamused: ))

[Mee]

((Yes, I did.))
Yes, you're right, I could change it if you want.

[Szilard]

You don't have to.
Dead time.

[Mee]

Okay. I'll come back when you're next here.
*Disappears* ((bye))

[Bayar]

Someone who hasnt been in a long time here enters the tavern.

Hi all !says Meira. No one knew about her for about 3-4 months, since she left on an adventure with a group guided by a minotaur.

Ah, good to be back home. I think I'll go sleep in my old bed.:eek: I forgot. I left that critter no food while I was away ! She runs towards her room and slams the door closed.

(( a quick undeadtime and redeadtime back, maybe I will play more here...I miss Rex and the others :smalltongue: ))

[Mee]

((You're just here because the comic reminded you. Not that I'm complaining.))
What?

[Bayar]

((yeah, kinda. But I really was on an adventure that had died. LordVader was the minotaur, Xaspian was an annoying elf that called Meira a mage, although she is a sorceress and a few others that I forgot.))

[Mee]

((okay, well, what I do, is cause a rip in the fabric of space-time, and be in two places at once))

[Bayar]

((yeah, I know. I used to have a permanent alter image of myself, that tried to open a lawyer's office. Too bad that she decided to do that right in the day the police station got obliterated and chaos started.))

[Mee]

((okay, I defiantly wasn't here for that.))
*Waits for whoever it was to come back*

[Bayar]

((said that deadtimed again...need sleepy badly))

[Mee]

((I know, it's fine, sleep well.))

[Szilard]

Wakes up and looks around for the sorceress.

[Mee]

*The sorceress reappears* Okay, where am I now? Oh, back here.

[Szilard]

Hi again, remember me?

[Mee]

Yes, I do.
((If you want to name her, I'll let you have her. If you want))

[Szilard]

You don't seem to have a name, guess I'll call you anonymous.

[Mee]

Alright, I like that name, what's yours?

[Szilard]

I go by Bobby.

[Mee]

Okay, Bobby. How are you today?

[Szilard]

Pretty good, Im out on an island exploring a pirate's hideout.

[Mee]

*she sits down, heavily* Sounds like fun.
((So, you named her, would you like her to be your NPC instead of mine?*))

[Szilard]

((What do you mean by "your"? If I controlled her, I'd be talking with myself, that'd be no fun.))
Kind of is, wait, I have to pull some bullets out of Kelindale.

[Mee]

((good point)) You have to, what?

[Szilard]

He sprung a trap, I'm healing him.

[Mee]

Okay. Well, is it fun?

[Szilard]

Well, saying unbang is anyway.

[Mee]

Unbang? Is that a even a word?
*sigh* *orders some wine*

[Szilard]

*See's oppurtunity.* Takes out some rum.

[Mee]

Rum of oppurtunity? Ah, thank you.
*starts to drink the wine*

[Szilard]

Opens seal and pour himself some rum.
Cheers.

[Mee]

*Glugalugalug* Y'know, fort is my worst saving throw, poor me.

[Szilard]

Bet the wine acts as a posion takeing away temporary wisdom or inttelegence points. Bobby says innocently who, as a pirate, is almost immune to alcohol.

[Mee]

Probly bowth. *Finishes the wine*

[Szilard]

So you just appeared? know anything other than what is your immediate surroundings?

[Mee]

Nope, not really.

[Szilard]

Do you know what's under your robe?

[Mee]

Ma nife? ((She's getting drunk, so, I'm trying to slur her voice))

[Szilard]

Anything else?

[Mee]

Oxijen? me? tell me. I dunno no.

[Szilard]

Maybe we could find out together. Hopes being drunk doesn't affect the sorceresses charisma score.

[Mee]

((no, it doesn't)) nah, im guud, tanks anyway.

[Szilard]

Slightly dissapointed, Okay... wait, what is that?

[Mee]

Whaz whut? I don' see nuthin.

[Szilard]

Something went up your robe! Bluff, bluff, bluff the Sorceres in robes!

[Mee]

Whu? GAA!
*Runs out of the tavern*
:smalltongue:

[Szilard]

So close. Oh well, next time I'll hit on her properly.

[Mee]

*The mouse falls off the table from laughing so hard*

((She'll be back))

[Szilard]

((I was refering to the next girl he meets, or maybe he'll use some other way.))
((Oh, and I sense a deadtime soon.))
You're lucky Im not in a bad mood.

[Mee]

Yes, I am.
((Well, she'll be back tomorrow, and, being an NPC, won't remember what happened while she was drunk))

[Szilard]

((Well, I'm back))
Bobby looks in his book of tips, and puts on some clothes that make him look like a painter.

[Mee]

((okay.... wait, why are you dressing as a painter?))

[Szilard]

((You'll see in time.))
Looks out the door to see where the sorceress went.

[Mee]

((okay, okay)) *She comes back, after getting a cleric to cast, "Cure Headaches"*

[Szilard]

Oh, hello again, what do you remember of me?

[Mee]

((Well, seing as you're a hand ..... wait a minute, I know what you're doing...))
Yes, I do.

[Szilard]

Do you remember anything about me other than my name?

[Mee]

You're a hand?

[Szilard]

Hand pulls itself out of mirror forming a duplicate. Sounds good. Cany I ask you a question? Other than the one I just asked I mean.

[Mee]

Okay, shoot, what is it?
*She looks, slightly amused.*

[Szilard]

Well, I'm an artist and we each need some seperate practice on drawing anatomy. The best way to do this is usually to have someone pose naked and then I'd paint a picture of them. There is no-one else here, so would you pose for me?:smallredface: (But on the inside::smallamused: )

[Mee]

Um.... no? I don't think so. Not, here, anyway.

[Szilard]

Oh, no. I wouldn't imagine doing it in public, maybe in a room above or in a scenic enviornment such as the beach or woods when no one is around. Or if you like, a seperate island, I know there are a couple in the ocean.

[Mee]

Okay, well, you'd have to come back and get me though.

[Szilard]

Well I am a double useing a loophole in the mirror system, I just have to take another ship, which I happen to have.

[Mee]

Okay, so, what do you want me to do now?

[Szilard]

Come with me now? Sure, if you have the time.

[Mee]

I'm an NPC, all I have it time.

[Szilard]

Okay.:smallamused: This way.
The Bobby-artist double walks out the door.

[Mee]

*casts improved invisibility on herself, and follows*
((needs to stay safe, you know.))

[Mattarias, King.]

*Fwoosh!* Mattarias appears through a candle's flame, landing in a chair, as usual.

"Phew! I float around through flame-space lookin' for this place, and it's in another thread! Lovely." He orders some heated red elven wine, and plops his head down on the table. "MAN, am I bored." He blows his crimson hair out of his face, chains clinking as he adjusts it with a deft hand movement.

"Any ideas?" He asks his angel-shaped necklace.