Who's Line is it Anyway? (Round 5, submission)

[ninja_kitsune]

For those of you who've missed out, in the last round, our contestants were narrowed down to only two. This is the final round! Our remaining fighters are Sneak! and, Kanashimi! So let's get right into it! Last round, there may be only 1 winner.

Ok Sneak and Kanashimi, this is your task. Write a 3 verse song (with or without chorus) describing your opponent. ;) Any genre of music is accepted. Let's get to it!

[Bookman]

:o I'm SO glad I'm not in this round :o.............I would fail........badly. ;)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

AAARRGGGHHHH!!

[ninja_kitsune]

It matters not that you are not good at this sort of game. I'm sure that whatever you could come up with would be hilarious just because of your incompetance. ;) Though if Llama had made it to this round, I don't think anybody would have trouble making his song.

Oh, I don't know why, but Llama? I feel compelled to tell you of a pun I made. (To make up for your terrible moss-que :D)
On another forum website, a user got banned. He got angry and decided to make his own forum. I was talking to somebody else about this, so I said "I hope it goes well forum!" I know, it's terrible. :'(

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

This round sounds like a lot of fun. so I'm AAARRRGGHHHIINGG that I missed it.

this AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! is for that pun.

[ninja_kitsune]

Hey, hey, calm down, aren't you supposed to be relaxing right now, Llama?

[Sneak]

Okay everyone, get ready for my musical debut: Kanashimi (Coffee Coffee Coffee)!

Next year, expect instanct classics such as 'The Llama Man,' 'A Fox With A Spiked Chain,' and 'Wishbone On A Throne!'

...

Now comes the hard part of actually writing an effing song. Damn.

[ninja_kitsune]

Riiiiiiiggghhht......... *Bump*

[blackfox]

Ok Sneak and Kanashimi, this is your task. Write a 3 verse song (with or without chorus) describing your opponent. ;) Any genre of music is accepted. Let's get to it!:D This so should have been me and El J! It would've been hilarious!

[ninja_kitsune]

Yes, it would have. But El J never signed up, and you dropped out. I'm so sorry. Now back to your post, guardsmen!

[Bookman]

Yes, it would have. But El J never signed up, and you dropped out. I'm so sorry. Now back to your post, guardsmen!

*goes back to post*

What? I can't guard? ;D

*looks menacing*

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure Bookman, then you'd be my 3rd official royal guardsmen. I'm paying Blackfox and Llama in cheese. :D

[Kanashimi]

only 3 verses? What if they're short?

I'm writing more of an abbreviated ballad.

Also, should we submit them directly to you, since now there's just the two of us left?

The first posted is at a slight disadvantage, as the second has a bar to surpass.

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure, submit them directly to me. From now on, this thread will just be for discussion then. So, anybody else want to join my royal guard? I have 3 guardsmen and I pay in cheese, though I have been knwn to make custom payments.

[InaVegt]

If I can get the soul of the one that finishes in second place I'll join the guard.

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure. Second place will be forced to relinquish their soul to you. Now I have my fourth royal guard!

[Bookman]

Sure, submit them directly to me. From now on, this thread will just be for discussion then. So, anybody else want to join my royal guard? I have 3 guardsmen and I pay in cheese, though I have been knwn to make custom payments.

Cheese?! :D YAY CHEESE! (note this is almost definatly not a bump)

[Kanashimi]

okay, coo, expect submission. . . well, soon.

Do we have a timeline on this? This is a really busy week for me at work.

[ninja_kitsune]

Oh yes, it must be busy selling Renasaince hats to people. ::) Nah, there's no limit on this one. That's ruin the final round, for pete's sake!

[Bookman]

Now now be nice to the poor woman :P Just cause YOU don't work and I don't doesn't me we can laugh at those gosh dern "efficent" people with JOBS and everything.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

its not all its made out to be.

[ninja_kitsune]

Yeah, Llama is right. I HAD a job. It wasn't that great.

[InaVegt]

Yeah, Llama is right. I HAD a job. It wasn't that great.
You need to have a job you like, become a game host or something.

[ninja_kitsune]

I am! ;) Ok, I've got a decent amount of royal guards, now I need retainers..........

[Bookman]

You need to have a job you like, become a game host or something.


Oooooooo where can I apply? ;) So KA-BUMP to remind the contestants.

Any thingies turned in Kistune yet?

[ninja_kitsune]

Nope. Absolutely nill has been turned in to me. :D I'[ll keep waiting. I know this one will take a while.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

but..but...i have one for Sneak. Curse your foul luck, tabby!

and your mind control!

*guards Kitsune*

[Fenric]

*Fenric reads through the submission thread, and sees no submissions.*

[ninja_kitsune]

Fenric should have realised that I posted that Sneak and Kanashimi should pm the submissions to me. ;) Ok, 4 royal guards, I call you to your places! Protect me until I can find my royal retainers. (Aditional guardsmen for my entire complex, not the kind that go in your mouth.)

[Bookman]

*protects Kistune and hopes we see the submissions soon*

[ninja_kitsune]

You know you didn't have to put that in your sig, right Bookman?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*jumps into position by Bookman*

*munches on cheese*

[Bookman]

You know you didn't have to put that in your sig, right Bookman?

Why not? I'm getting ready for Whose Line 2 ;) And of course I need to be in good with the judge :)


Anyways I like random sig thingies


GOOoooooooooooo KANASHIMI AND SNEAK! I can't WAIT to see the songs! :D

[ninja_kitsune]

We still have not had any enteries, but as I said, this is probably a tough match. How does everybody like my new banner?

[Bow.]

The Bow. loves it!

[ninja_kitsune]

Yay! Somebody loves my banner! Woot!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

oooh, shiny new banner. Can i nibble on it?

[ninja_kitsune]

Sure, go ahead and nibble.

[ninja_kitsune]

*Bump*

For our 2 contestants to remember that we're all waiting on them! *Grr....*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*nibbles happily on the banner* "Needs ketchup."

[ninja_kitsune]

Uhh.... Llama, I destroyed all the ketchup in the world. I can't stand the stuff.
(Love tomatoes though! ;))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

GRRRR what's the poiint of free cheese if there's no ketchup to put on it?

[ninja_kitsune]

Well, I could save a supply for you.

(Oh yeah, Llama, I'm getting my banner redone to have nibble marks on it! :D)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

GAH! Sneak and kanashimi, if you two don't post soon, I'm gonna post a parody about each of you and claim the prize!


Then I'm gonna make myself a cheese and ketchup banner sandwhich and eat it in front of you two and not share!

[ninja_kitsune]

Unfortunetly, neither STILL have not pm'ed me with their entries. I may very well declare the person with the most votes apart from them the winner. First I'm going to message them to hurry up.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

"HIT MY MUSIC!!"

Theme Music (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

*the llama enters the stage, a spotlight shining on him. He proclaims in a loud voice.*

"CUT MY MUSIC!

This is it. I grow tired of this waiting. I worked for an hour on that pun; trying to get it to flow well and fixing Durkon's damned accent. I spent a good long time getting every animal character a silly name in Town, so that I could have the Quadruple Quadruped team. I'm not upset that I may only get 3rd place in this, but I am not going to sit idly by while those with the opportunity of first and second place do nothing to seek to claim that honor. This game will NOT go quietly into the night and nor will its contestants! Sneak, Kanashimi, enjoy your coffee for soon I shall bring the bitter taste of defeat and force you to drink it all down like a vendi mocha latte. That's right, I am sticking my muzzle into the final round and composing a couple of ballads for my new found foes. Prepare yourselves for LLamageddon is at hand! NOW HIT MY MUSIC!"

Theme Music (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)
*the llama exits*

(For those who wonder just how serious my anger is, please note what my theme music is)

[Ms_Elaneous]

I am! ;) Ok, I've got a decent amount of royal guards, now I need retainers..........Retainers? And what does that entail?

Llama: The Llama song is so addictive. ^_^

[Bookman]

Yes! You contestants!

I shall strike one down and join you at your side Darth Llama!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

You take the Cat and I'll take the Coffee.

We'll get the gold and silver yet.

[Sneak]

I'll come up with something. It may help if you gave us an incentive, Kitsune. What exactly is this "big prize" you're hinting at?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Sneak preview)

*The llama returns to the spotlight, this time he has a guitar strapped around his neck.*

"To Kanashimi (how is that properly pronounced anyway?)
wherever you may be
this song goes out to you."

*he attempts to play the instrument but all that come out are a series of mashed guitar string noises. He shrugs and starts singing solo.*

"She was checking OOTS late one day.
When a forwarded email came her way.
She clicked on it to see what it would say.
It was a free cup of coffee Starbucks give-away."

[Ms_Elaneous]

Sing it, brother, sing it.

[Bookman]

Ok Since Llama did Kanashimi I whipped up this really quickly ;) It's about a cat..........named Sneak

*sings slightly off key*

Look at this kitty!
Oh such a pity!
Killed by an assasian
Of the Ego slaying tyyyyyype!

He was writing some Halfwit
While using his Whole wit!
and she snuck up and gave him a *STAB*

The scene was quite gruesome
With this morbid twosome
Standing in blood covered GUTS.

He lay there
With only kitty hair
remaining on him in the NIiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Oh Sneak you foolish godcat
Why did you get hit with a bat?
We may never know the annnnnsweeeeeeeer!!!!

Thank you.........thank you very much

I may add more vereses later ;)

[Sneak]

I'm thinking of a song as we speak. Just one question. If Kanashimi doesn't post one and I do, do I win by default?\

EDIT: Here's a rough draft.

Oh Kanashimi, thou truly art greater than a swallow's velocity

Thou hath verily performed crazy-ass experiments with coffee and bras
Although personally, to coffee I prefer Häagen-Dazs

When confronted with the notion of making a shiny dress
With many smiles and grins and photos, thou hast said "Yes!"
( Art is liney, dress is shiny! Ooh ooh ooh, that rhymes! )

Although on a certain contest thou mayest have been overly late,
Causing the judge to become mad and irate
The hilarity deficiency of the masses:
It is thou they callest upon to sate.
Kanashimi, Kanashimi, a swallow's velocity.

And now that's the end of my song, mate. Right there coming up ahead.

Please rate.

[Kanashimi]

hee hee, awesomeness Sneak. I just sent mine to Katsume, but I guess I'll post it here as well. Mine's a ballad of the Sneak's Milk Bar, and is sung to the tune of Gilligan's Isle or Amazing Grace, whichever you prefer:

Just sit right back and hear a song
A song of barrister Sneak
His famous milk bar in the town
To which, much destruction’s wreak’d

The first destruction that was wrought
Sent guests through the hole-y floor
A teleportation sought
And all were out the door

Xiagu Zepheron destroyed the bar
Rebuilt, so I have been told
With electric bolts thrown near and far
A Van DeGraff machine of gold

Then Fenrir and a Dragon God
An Epic battle waged
Unfortunately for all that grog
The milk bar was their stage

Now the milk bar loved so much
Stands, rebuilt again
And as we know, with history such
Destruction’s not ‘if’ but ‘when’

The name was Sneak, So great a brand
His bar so great a place
Will hopefully this time chance to stand
Than be wiped from the earth’s face.

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So sorry on the lateness of my entry. I have been working extra hours to get a project done for work.

[ninja_kitsune]

Ok, so we now finally have both entries in. I guess you never saw the part about messaging the entries to me, huh Sneak? >:( Anyways, without furthetr ado, may the voting begin! 8)