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Wreckingrocc
2008-04-03, 06:27 PM
The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.
Collin152
2008-04-03, 06:35 PM
The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.
That list seems a little redundant.
Chuck Norris, while capable of beign in two places at once, is never at the same place twice at once. It's too much competition.
Hadrian_Emrys
2008-04-03, 06:36 PM
So...
Healer > Risen Martyr
Bard
Monk
Commoner with Vow of Poverty
Oh yeah, best team EVER. :smallfrown:
Signmaker
2008-04-03, 06:37 PM
No, they would be the DMs.
Eldariel
2008-04-03, 06:40 PM
Bard
A conjurer. Or a wizard, but since he's called both names, we should just assume that the wizard refers to his class and conjurer his specialization. He even calls himself a conjurer. Although specifically not a conjurer of cheap tricks. Conjurer 21 sounds fairly good. Seriously, everything else you can twist however you please, but this one is a Conjurer with tons of LA (he's a divinity of a level, after all).
Worira
2008-04-03, 06:43 PM
Let me sum up the problem there: "cannot burn snow."
Hadrian_Emrys
2008-04-03, 06:53 PM
A conjurer. Or a wizard, but since he's called both names, we should just assume that the wizard refers to his class and conjurer his specialization. He even calls himself a conjurer. Although specifically not a conjurer of cheap tricks. Conjurer 21 sounds fairly good. Seriously, everything else you can twist however you please, but this one is a Conjurer with tons of LA (he's a divinity of a level, after all).
Dude dual wields a staff and a longsword, and does it better tan 1/2 BAB would allow for. Look at all the magic he does and his ability to know a little bit about everything. He's a bard, a bard with epic bluff and some screwed up divine template.
TheThan
2008-04-03, 06:53 PM
Let me sum up the problem there: "cannot burn snow."
but Chuck Norris can
Collin152
2008-04-03, 06:56 PM
but Chuck Norris can
And I'm sure Jesus can too.
Being a god lets you screw with physics like that.
Moff Chumley
2008-04-03, 06:57 PM
Agreed, that is definitely too redundant. >.< However, for Bardy goodness, add Beethoven.
Hadrian_Emrys
2008-04-03, 06:59 PM
Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!
streakster
2008-04-03, 07:00 PM
Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!
With Glibness!
Collin152
2008-04-03, 07:01 PM
Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!
We're firing him. He doesn't sing nearly enough.
Hadrian_Emrys
2008-04-03, 07:01 PM
Damn right streak. :smallmad: Finally, someone with some sense. :smalltongue:
senrath
2008-04-03, 07:06 PM
Didn't someone once stat out every major character from LotR and Gandalf came out to be something like a 6th level paladin?
Hadrian_Emrys
2008-04-03, 07:14 PM
Eh, I dunno how it is for the board. All I know is that my gaming group and I figred some type of divine pres class from a broken splat book covers any and all holes in the thoery that Dalfy is a bard.
Vortling
2008-04-03, 07:43 PM
The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.
You forgot Captain Jack Sparrow.
Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll
2008-04-03, 07:48 PM
And me.
Everyone forgets me
Duh:smallannoyed:
Collin152
2008-04-03, 07:49 PM
You forgot Captain Jack Sparrow.
Alternatively, Captain Hector Barbossa.
Or Davy Jones.
streakster
2008-04-03, 07:50 PM
The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.
Ooh! I vote Dr. Hobo for the hobo!
Darkantra
2008-04-03, 07:57 PM
The Discworld can pretty much field it's own best party ever.
Foul Ole Ron -> Can go anywhere, no one can dare stop him, and technically his smell counts as another party member. (the required hobo)
The Librarian -> Loremaster of all things magical, and of course feared by everyone.
Rincewind -> The party's half-brick in a sock. When the chips are down the universe will shift things so that Rincewind saves the day by running away.
Sir Duke Commander of the Watch Samuel Vimes -> The team hardass, better at being a thief than most thieves.
Leonard of Quirm -> Can make anything. Anything.
Collin152
2008-04-03, 08:02 PM
Coolest Party ever consists of Maleficient, Churnabog, Ursula, and Minister Claude Frollo.
kentma57
2008-04-03, 08:25 PM
Ooh! I vote Dr. Hobo for the hobo!
YES!!! I totaly get that reference...
CockroachTeaParty
2008-04-03, 09:09 PM
Let's see... Coolest party ever...
Indiana Jones (rogue)
Christopher Walken (weapon of choice)
Tetsuo Shima (wilder)
Kimiko Ross (positivist)
drengnikrafe
2008-04-03, 09:14 PM
Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!
Has he actually EVER used a valid spell? Okay, he studies, he broke a bridge and "fought" a Balrog (I say its lies), and a bunch of other trivial things. What we have on our hands is an expert NPC with ranks in Use Magic Item and a ring of prestedigitation, and lots of ranks in knowledges. Unless... I'll take another watch of those movies, but I'm pretty sure his "use of magic" is pretty questionable...
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