Coolest party ever.

[Wreckingrocc]

The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.

[Collin152]

The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.

That list seems a little redundant.
Chuck Norris, while capable of beign in two places at once, is never at the same place twice at once. It's too much competition.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

So...
Healer > Risen Martyr
Bard
Monk
Commoner with Vow of Poverty

Oh yeah, best team EVER. :smallfrown:

[Signmaker]

No, they would be the DMs.

[Eldariel]

Bard

A conjurer. Or a wizard, but since he's called both names, we should just assume that the wizard refers to his class and conjurer his specialization. He even calls himself a conjurer. Although specifically not a conjurer of cheap tricks. Conjurer 21 sounds fairly good. Seriously, everything else you can twist however you please, but this one is a Conjurer with tons of LA (he's a divinity of a level, after all).

[Worira]

Let me sum up the problem there: "cannot burn snow."

[Hadrian_Emrys]

A conjurer. Or a wizard, but since he's called both names, we should just assume that the wizard refers to his class and conjurer his specialization. He even calls himself a conjurer. Although specifically not a conjurer of cheap tricks. Conjurer 21 sounds fairly good. Seriously, everything else you can twist however you please, but this one is a Conjurer with tons of LA (he's a divinity of a level, after all).

Dude dual wields a staff and a longsword, and does it better tan 1/2 BAB would allow for. Look at all the magic he does and his ability to know a little bit about everything. He's a bard, a bard with epic bluff and some screwed up divine template.

[TheThan]

Let me sum up the problem there: "cannot burn snow."

but Chuck Norris can

[Collin152]

but Chuck Norris can

And I'm sure Jesus can too.
Being a god lets you screw with physics like that.

[Moff Chumley]

Agreed, that is definitely too redundant. >.< However, for Bardy goodness, add Beethoven.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!

[streakster]

Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!

With Glibness!

[Collin152]

Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!

We're firing him. He doesn't sing nearly enough.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Damn right streak. :smallmad: Finally, someone with some sense. :smalltongue:

[senrath]

Didn't someone once stat out every major character from LotR and Gandalf came out to be something like a 6th level paladin?

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Eh, I dunno how it is for the board. All I know is that my gaming group and I figred some type of divine pres class from a broken splat book covers any and all holes in the thoery that Dalfy is a bard.

[Vortling]

The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.
You forgot Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll]

And me.

Everyone forgets me

Duh:smallannoyed:

[Collin152]

You forgot Captain Jack Sparrow.

Alternatively, Captain Hector Barbossa.
Or Davy Jones.

[streakster]

The coolest party ever would be Jesus, Gandalf, Chuck Norris, and some Kleptomaniac Epic-level hobo. Who agrees? <-Good. Who Disagrees? <-die.

Ooh! I vote Dr. Hobo for the hobo!

[Darkantra]

The Discworld can pretty much field it's own best party ever.


Foul Ole Ron -> Can go anywhere, no one can dare stop him, and technically his smell counts as another party member. (the required hobo)
The Librarian -> Loremaster of all things magical, and of course feared by everyone.
Rincewind -> The party's half-brick in a sock. When the chips are down the universe will shift things so that Rincewind saves the day by running away.
Sir Duke Commander of the Watch Samuel Vimes -> The team hardass, better at being a thief than most thieves.
Leonard of Quirm -> Can make anything. Anything.

[Collin152]

Coolest Party ever consists of Maleficient, Churnabog, Ursula, and Minister Claude Frollo.

[kentma57]

Ooh! I vote Dr. Hobo for the hobo!

YES!!! I totaly get that reference...

[CockroachTeaParty]

Let's see... Coolest party ever...

Indiana Jones (rogue)
Christopher Walken (weapon of choice)
Tetsuo Shima (wilder)
Kimiko Ross (positivist)

[drengnikrafe]

Gandalf IS a bard! He's lying to you all!

Has he actually EVER used a valid spell? Okay, he studies, he broke a bridge and "fought" a Balrog (I say its lies), and a bunch of other trivial things. What we have on our hands is an expert NPC with ranks in Use Magic Item and a ring of prestedigitation, and lots of ranks in knowledges. Unless... I'll take another watch of those movies, but I'm pretty sure his "use of magic" is pretty questionable...