xykons impatince...

[Gamerlord]

in the MM it states the liches are patince and willing to wait over a hundred years for there plans to just begin...
yet xykons patince is that of a rotting banjo with low atteion span

[Steveio]

One of the jokes of Order of the Stick is that the characters are complete opposites of what their classes or races normally are, which is why Roy is intelligent despite being a Fighter and why Belkar is violent despite Halflings generally being carefree.

[Kish]

in the MM it states the liches are patince and willing to wait over a hundred years for there plans to just begin...
yet xykons patince is that of a rotting banjo with low atteion span
Actually, someone did once tell Xykon, "You have to be patient enough to wait a hundred years for your plans to begin. It's the rules."

He's the one on the far left front in the splash page here. http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0300.html