What is O'chul's mount?

[paladinofshojo]

I've heard almost everything, a bear, a tarasque, an aquabeck, dragon, etc. I want to know what's the most logical choice for his mount.

[Hippoboy]

who knows?
but if i was a paladin i would have a hippo!

[Superglucose]

Horse would be the most logical choice.

Though if Dinosaurs are allowed, Triceratops would fit the 'tough' mentality.

[Skyserpent]

He may not even have one... he was a Fighter for 12 Years, who's to say he even HAS 4 Paladin Levels?

[Saint Nil]

You have to be level 5 before you can smite evil.

[Rinquist]

What is O'chul's mount?.

Chuck Norris. :smalltongue:

[Skyserpent]

You have to be level 5 before you can smite evil.

You get Smite Evil at level 1...

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/classes/paladin.htm

[Saint Nil]

Oops, was thinking about smite evil/2 per day.

[Calinero]

O-Chul's mount is....O-Chul. Yeah, he's that awesome.

[Wooter]

O-Chul's mount is your mother.

That's right, I went there.

[The Extinguisher]

It's a bear. With lazer eyes.

[Revanmal]

It's a bear. With lazer eyes.

O Canadaaaa...

[Mococa]

I'm pretty sure it's banjo, the clown.

[Mauve Shirt]

O-Chul's mount is a Utahraptor.

[RtBT]

His mount is the Leoblurodan charlie!!!! The Leoblurodan!

[Squidmaster]

It's a bear. With lazer eyes.

Or the giant forkboy

[RationalGoblin]

His mount is the Leoblurodan charlie!!!! The Leoblurodan!

Your screams will NEVER be heard. I will make sure of it. (By the way, that was a joke.)

That being said, O'chul's mount is an apostrophe. Yes, hes so awesome, his very NAME is his mount. :smallbiggrin:

[Roderick_BR]

If he have enough paladin levels, I'd bet something like a Rhyno :smalltongue: It needs something big and though.

[Admiral Squish]

A bullette. the only creature manly enough for O'chul.

Or perhaps a Battletitan.

[Proteus]

The Snarl.

...Yeah. Think that over for a few seconds.

[Icewalker]

I can imagine a bear, but it might be a bit slow for a mount. I'm sure if it comes up it will be awesome.

[Phase]

Though if Dinosaurs are allowed, Triceratops would fit the 'tough' mentality.

No, if you want a 'tough' dinosaur you have to go with Euplocephalus.

It's freakin' eyelids are armored man!

EYELIDS!

And it's spelled Liopleurodon. It was a marine reptile during the mid-jurassic to early Cretaceous periods. It's jaws were as big as a horse.

Also, O-Chul's mount is reality itself.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

A gazebo. Seriously.






:smallbiggrin:

[Hectonkhyres]

Chuck Norris. :smalltongue:
Hoyay, anyone?
If O-Chul does it, it can't be a sin.

In any case, O-Chul travels on a flying chariot pulled by three chained pantheons.

[Burrito]

A Dire Rust Monster. Seriously, who is going to mess with someone on one of those?

Maybe an Awakened Cactus? That is pretty manly.

(I can't take credit for this one but...) An Elf! They have a decent movement rate, can take class levels, and they are pretty intelligent...they almost seem to recognize the name you give them...

[Chronos]

That being said, O'chul's mount is an apostrophe. Yes, hes so awesome, his very NAME is his mount.Psst, it's a hyphen, not an apostrophe. Does he look Irish to you?

[lemonhoney]

O'chul's mount is me.

I wish. :smallwink: :smallamused:

[quiet1mi]

an unwilling enlarged centaur with levels in barbarian....

imagine the double lance attack...IMAGINE

[NeonRonin]

Assuming O-chul has the prerequisite number of paladin levels to qualify, I'm gonna say his mount is a celestial lion. Named Mufasa.:smalltongue:

Hail to the king, baby! :smallbiggrin:

[Trizap]

I think O-Chuls mount is a succubus :smallbiggrin: :smallamused:

[Draz74]

You know what would be an appropriately tough mount to go with O-chul?

:mitd: Hey Mr. Stiffly, I don't want to stop being friends. Can I come with you?

[NeonRonin]

I think O-Chuls mount is a succubus :smallbiggrin: :smallamused:

That'd make for an interesting conversation at Sabine's next family reunion...

:sabine: So, I've been shacking up with this blond human for the past 500+ strips, killing random humans, trying to kill this one redheaded skank who's in love with my boytoy's moron twin brother... what about you?

:succubus #24601: Um... well... I kinda got stuck acting as... um... er... paladinmountforanAzureCitysamurai...

:sabine: :smalleek: :gulps down rest of her drink: So... um... how 'bout that Blood War, huh?

[Ward.]

Draz74 beat me to it.

[Mephisto]

A boar. Or Dire Boar.

[slayerx]

I think the most appropriate mount for O-chul is a horse...
Namely the horse of the 12 southern Animal Gods!

[Ghastly Epigram]

The turtle in #551.

Oh come on, picture it. You cannot deny that would be awesome. :smallcool:

[Callista]

Turtle's too small. O'Chul needs a Large size or larger mount.

We are assuming he is at least a 5th level paladin for the purposes of this discussion, of course...

I see O'Chul as a traditionalist, personally, and that means a warhorse.

[Lighturtle]

What about the Damned Crab?

[Kato]

OK, serious answer: either a warhorse or some kinda bear... that might fit his character.

But after all, he's O'chul, he can mount whatever he wants. (like the Snarl, some dragon, gods, any human (including, Haley, Sabine, V... and for all the fangirls out there, Roy, Hinjo, Belkar, Elan...)) Any objections? No? Thx.

[Lumus]

I can't see O-Chul with anything flashy. Simple and tough; I'd go with a warhorse. Probably a friggin' huge warhorse but a warhorse none the less.

...Actually can you get dire horses? Forget O-Chul, I want one.

[lord of kobolds]

somebody as kickass as o-chul wouldn't settle for anything less than a giant kobold!!!

[Smiley_]

I was thinking of a dire elk, or something. Maybe a large rust monster

But the PHB only describes mounts being dogs, horses, or sharks (yes, the PHB does mention sharks for underwater campaigns)

[Mauve Shirt]

Therkla. :smallbiggrin:

[Smiley_]

That...actually explains a whole lot.

[Phase]

Wait, a DIRE TERRASQUE!

[Wooter]

Maybe a rhino, now that I think about it... Possibly a heavily armored warhorse.

But I still think the most likely thing for O-Chul to ride is your mom. (http://www.walkypedia.com/index.php/Your_mom)

[Vrek]

O-Chul's mount changes often. Today it is the Major Image of a Horde of Orcs. A few days ago it was the turtle. Before that it was the monster in the Darkness. Tomorrow? The next day? We may never know.

But, when the time comes, you may check the comic discussion thread for my words of wisdom.

[Paladin29]

Chuck Norris. :smalltongue:

I´m sorry, but O-chul IS Chuck Norris mount... and that is an honor :smallbiggrin:

[Phrase]

It's a bear. With lazer eyes.


O Canadaaaa...

Actually, in Canada you still spell laser with an 's', as you're still using the Stimulated Emission of Radiation to do the whole Light Amplification bit.

[Drider]

Every mount...at once.

[Echowinds]

Actually, in Canada you still spell laser with an 's', as you're still using the Stimulated Emission of Radiation to do the whole Light Amplification bit.

Actually, it's a reference to the game Age of Mythology. :smallwink:

[Falconer]

Actually, it's a reference to the game Age of Mythology. :smallwink:

Thus, I sincerely believe it would be a purply flying hippo. Yes, with a top hat.

And if not that, perhaps a huge cyclops that wants to bring about the apocalypse...





In all seriousness, a celestial rhino for O-Chul would be too friggin' awesome for words.

[The Extinguisher]

Maybe you're still on stimulated emission, but over here, we use Zimulated emission to amplify our light. And our bears.

Maybe O-chul's mount is a walrus in a top hat.

[Roc Ness]

Its a Roc Ness Monster!

[TheRiov]

Bahamut. srsly

[SilentNight]

I agree that he probably doesn't have enough levels to get one.

If he could... I'd second the rhino.

[Laurentio]

O-Chul rides a wall. Nothing less tough would work.
Obviously, the wall has a high movement rate, because when needed O-Chul pushes it.

Laurentio

[Callos_DeTerran]

What about the Damned Crab?

Don't insult that Damned Crab by suggesting it would dare to deem itself to the lowly level of a paladin's mount, even if it is O'chul. You'll bring the wrath of Crabthulhu down on us all and my doomsday summoning rituals aren't ready yet!

[Beholder1995]

Frankly, I think dire wolf would be a suitable mount for O-Chul. It's been done before, but so has Warhorse. Though if not that, I'd definitely go with Rhino.

[dehro]

Chuck Norris. :smalltongue:

FWT!!!!!!!!

[AkodoKoji]

ManBearPig.

[Shott]

I always pictured him with a ram, like the dwarf mount in WoW.

[Eldan]

O'Chul is not walking, he is riding the Earth.

[Ninjamuffin]

Either the Jersey Devil, or a Corn Yeti.......

[Neftren]

I would be inclined to speculate that O'chul has some sort of cat as a mount. Perhaps an enlarged Tiger/Lion/Panther/Leopard? Wolves aren't on the list, so it's obviously a houserule that changes things a bit.

[Laurentio]

Considering how stud, tough and unlucky O-Chul is, I put my money on a giant hedgehog. Saddle-less.

http://domocamp.com/wiki/images/c/c4/Hedgehog.png

Laurentio

[TriniKrusader]

I strongly suggest some variation of horse, using the logic that the paladins of the modern Azure Guard would probably base their mounts on the mount of their ohsogreatlegendaryleader.

Something blatantly paladinic like an armoured Celestial Charger (http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger). It probably has its own armour too.

Aaaaaand a shark for special occasions. Not with the "paladin mount" properties though, just pretty well trained.

[Roc Ness]

I still think its a Roc Ness Monster :smallbiggrin:


C'mooonnnnn, at least its Premium Rare :smalltongue:

[Neopolis]

You cannot comprehend the true form of O-Chul's mount.

...Maybe it's Giygas.

[Leewei]

A flumph.

(added to make post more than 10 characters long)

[Fragon]

Nay you're wrong; O-Chul's mount is... a POKEMON...
and maybe...
CHARIZARD

[Gamerlord]

Wait, a DIRE TERRASQUE!
nah how about a FINDEISH DIRE TERRASQUE!

[Gamerlord]

Wait, a DIRE TERRASQUE!
nah how about a FIENDISH DIRE TERRASQUE!

[Bayar]

Well...if I was him, I would grab an Unkillable Zombie Heavy Warhorse (yes, they exist, check out Libris Mortis).

And as for the turtle in #551, maybe he uses it as a skateboard instead of actually mounting it. That turtle also probably has ranks in wizard or other spellcaster that can cast Expeditious Retreat :smallbiggrin:

[Tyrmatt]

A War Bear seems the most plausible choice for me (War Panda if you want to keep with the Asian flavour) or possibly a bull as that fits with the 12 Gods Motiff and what's frankly more badass that charging into a crowd of melee on an enraged bull?
I also like the idea of him having such a superhuman constitution that he actually runs in place of a mount but that's just harkening back to the old WoW beta days.

[Quorothorn]

Or the giant forkboy

Or the COBRA CAR.

Yeah, let's bring blue sports cars and f'in machine guns to OotS-land, baby!


Nay you're wrong; O-Chul's mount is... a POKEMON...
and maybe...
CHARIZARD

Totally possible.


How 'bout a Legendary Tiger (it's the most powerful Animal, IIRC)?


On the sea, it's a pod of Leviathans (hey, they're transports ain't they?); yeah, a whole pod of them; or maybe a Megalodon. In the air, Roc. Yeah, he's got a lot of mounts.

[Roc Ness]

Why doesn't anyone like the Roc Ness Monster? :smallfrown:

He can travel in air and sea and can slither on land. He's happy the way MitD is

[Roc Ness]

Why doesn't anyone like the Roc Ness Monster? :smallfrown:

He can travel in air and sea and can slither on land. He's happy the way MitD is

[Laurentio]

http://www.macguff.fr/goomi/unspeakable/WEBIMAGES/CARTOON/w003-repost.jpg

[Evil DM Mark3]

Dire Rhinoceros.

[NeonRonin]

I wonder if it's possible to have a Clockwork Steed as your paladin mount... I saw it in a book somewhere, can't remember which one.

I still stand by my idea of a Celestial lion mount, but I do like the rhino idea. Anyone know what level you need to be to have a rhino?

(I ask because I'm considering building a Warforged Paladin- yes, you read that right- and was pondering what kind of mount would be able to carry a sentient para-construct from Eberron. Especially given he'd probably have the Adamantine Body feat at first level... that's a damn heavy paladin)

[Roc Ness]

Hey Laurentio, I accidently pressed reply twice, okay?

[OverWilliam]

A War Bear seems the most plausible choice for me (War Panda if you want to keep with the Asian flavour).

War Panda = T3h Wi/\/. Thanks for trying everybody else, better luck next time. :smallbiggrin:

[Ironlich]

Considering how utterly awesom O-chul is, its deffenitly something dire. Maby even celestial. And probably something big and strong, like a bull or a rhino.

Or wait, maby he, using some obscure house rule, traded Holy Mount for an extra constitution boost? That would explain a lot.

[Fillerman]

O'chul's mount is MOST definitely a carriage.

Yes, I made an Unforgotten Relms reference as my first post. Deal.

Edit: Fourth Post. Awesome.

[Querzis]

Hey Laurentio, I accidently pressed reply twice, okay?

Then delete one of your post. Just press on edit and you can do that.

Anyway, I gotta agree that a rhino is really an awesome idea. It would be so freaking badass. But I'm guessing he just got a big warhorse. If he really got a rhino though, I'm gonna have a fangasm.

[Edea]

"Chul" seems to be a Korean baby name for..."firm." o_O Hot.

My guess is he doesn't have enough Pally levels. When he gets enough, I hope he gets a rhino or a tyrannosaur.

[WoodStock_PV]

O-Chul Rides a druid with master of many forms prestige class.. that would be badass. But seriously I think a War Horse is all we're going to see if he does have a holy mount..

[Angafirith]

With the way people have been talking about O-chul lately, I'd bet it's Chuck Norris.

[BooTheHamster]

I say mûmakil. Huge, tough, deadly. Plus war elephants were not uncommon in the Asian regions, so it would be in keeping with the theme.

The tusks count as +5 weapons and have the ability 'Impale Evil' for making deliciously malicious shish kabobs. :smallbiggrin:

[Laurentio]

Hey Laurentio, I accidently pressed reply twice, okay?
1) You can delete one of your posts;
2) It's not for that, but for the


Why doesn't anyone like the Roc Ness Monster?

He can travel in air and sea and can slither on land. He's happy the way MitD is


It's quite normal that a post can go unanswered. It happens all the time, and it's the sign that, simply, no one cares that much to answer. No sweat.
Probably is better this way. Should every single post get a comment, it would be impossible to have a discussion.

Laurentio

[Mauve Shirt]

Dracolich!

[Eric]

Anything he wants.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is a cue for a song:

"Take me, I'm yours..."

:smallsmile:

[Liwen]

He has any of twelve gods of the south. He can call any of them at any time, but only one at a time. The god, of course, has all of his godish powers has bonus feats :smallcool: