Will It Blend?

[BizzaroStormy]

I'm certain we're all familiar with the popular Will It Blend? series. Upon looking through a cyberpunk sourcebook, I found a picture and made the image below. Now I ask you, will it blend?

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p88/Tschudy15/Blender.jpg

[Cal]

Hehe, they should try that on the show.

[Dave Rapp]

NASA is currently working on a universe-sized blender, which will be set to automatically go to frappé after Heath Death occurs. This will mix stuff up enough that life in the universe will once again be possible. It's powered by hope and made out of baby tears.

[BizzaroStormy]

What if they put an upside-down total blender on top of another one and turned them both on at once? Time Machine?

[Edan]

Makes me think of the paradox of:

"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?"

Or dividing by 0. 1/0=
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5660/nuke2oe5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Mephisto]

Makes me think of the paradox of:

"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?"

Absolutely nothing. If the force is deflected or stopped, it's not irresistible, so it must continue through the object. Since the object is immovable, it does not move or react to the force. Thus, nothing happens.

[TigerHunter]

Absolutely nothing. If the force is deflected or stopped, it's not irresistible, so it must continue through the object. Since the object is immovable, it does not move or react to the force. Thus, nothing happens.
But if nothing happens, then the force was not irresistible, while it is clearly stated are being such.

[SurlySeraph]

Makes me think of the paradox of:

"What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?"

Oh, that one's easy. Your head ASPLODES. Because you messed with the universe's mind, and the universe doesn't like that. Since there is no longer an observer for the force-object event, it doesn't occur.

[Dave Rapp]

Or dividing by 0. 1/0=
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5660/nuke2oe5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Timmy has 1 apple. He divides it evenly between all 0 of his friends. How many apples does each friend get?

Answer:
Timmy needs to stop worrying about fruit divisibility and find some friends.

[Aereshaa_the_2nd]

N/0 is a number which cannot exist.
examples:
8/2 = 4 4
8/4 = 2 2 2 2
2/2 = 1 1
2/1 = 2
2/0 = nothing
In other words, when you divide N by X, it's like splitting N objects into X equally sized groups, then measuring the groups' size. The size of one of 0 groups does not exist.

[thubby]

i demand that they blend a smaller blend-tech blender. :smallfurious:

[Zakama]

I still can't believe then wimped out on the crowbar. :smallannoyed:

[Haruki-kun]

The universe won't blend, because....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-grey-cat-controls-bottle-cap.jpg

[BizzaroStormy]

i demand that they blend a smaller blend-tech blender. :smallfurious:

I know, ive suggested it on their site like, 12 times.

[PhallicWarrior]

The universe won't blend, because....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-grey-cat-controls-bottle-cap.jpg

I was waiting for someone to post that.