Poor Elan!

[Guinness Gal]

I heard that Bard is going to be removed as a player class in the new 4.0 rule book...So what is going to happen to elan, Gasp!

[Beholder1995]

Wait... is this ANOTHER 4th edition thread?

Must... resist.... urge.... to take.... spleen.... before Lord of Kobolds....Gaaah! *takes spleen*

On another note: I got first pick of the organs!:smallbiggrin:

[Guinness Gal]

LOL please don't spill your organs! I care only for the future of Elan! :)

[FujinAkari]

Is there a reason this didn't go into one of the three threads already on the first page regarding OOTS and 4E?

[Guinness Gal]

Yea that would probably be because I am a noob >.< sorry Still getting to know the place. :) I must have failed my spot check before posting.

[Trizap]

Trizap no like 4-E threads! OOTS would be ruined!

*takes nose*

[Killersquid]

Stop making these threads.

1. Most of the classes and races removed will be in the second Player's Handbook.

2. This thread is not new and original.

3. WotC said 3.5 cannot be converted, so our favorite characters cannot.

4. We know nothing of the nuances of 4e, so there wouldn't be many jokes, and those wouldn't be very funny.

5. I'm looking forward to 4.0, and like pie.

[Miraqariftsky]

No, no, no...

If even half those rumours are true... then there's no bleeding way I'll switch to 4E!

Long live 3.5! Long live Elan! Long live the OotS!

[Guinness Gal]

As I stated in previous posts; A. The post was made primarily as a simple humorous concern for Elan, and B that I overlooked the other posts already made about these types of observations. I am very sorry that my first post was not original and has annoyed other posters here. I shall wonder off now so I will not be crucified for this horrific mistake :) Thank you all so very much for the welcome.
:
*Offers kidney as apology*

[Miraqariftsky]

Not annoyed am I and too much repentance, you have...

[Guinness Gal]

Not annoyed am I and too much repentance, you have...

:) Thank you oh great speaker of da yoda

[Mauve Shirt]

Aw, no harvesting?
Screw that. *takes gallbladder*

[Beholder1995]

Guinness Gal, you are forgiven. I'm keeping your spleen, though.

[Guinness Gal]

lol ok as long as I can keep my squeedlyspooch

[Corrupted One]

*throws porkcow* Ah, the nastalgia of it all. Lets all join hands, and sing a rousing chorus of the doom song!

[TheMuffinThief]

Sorry that you didn't notice the other threads, but I still want your lungs. :smallbiggrin:

[Remirach]

Technically speaking, if Guinness Gal has a squeedily spooch, she doesn't have any other organs to harvest because it serves the purpose of all other organs put together. Well, actually, Zim was shown to have a brain in addition to a spooch, but it's not like it gets much use...

[Guinness Gal]

sniff sniff, *wipes a tear from her cheek* I am soo happy now :)

[Kato]

Aw....
Any complaints if I announce her too be now officially harvested and so accepted into the forum society? ^^

[TigerHunter]

Aw....
Any complaints if I announce her too be now officially harvested and so accepted into the forum society? ^^
Nope. Welcome aboard, Guinness Gal.


Also, I don't think anyone took the kidney she offered yet.
*takes kidney and sells on the black market*

I'll leave you your eyeballs since you're repentant and I like you.

[MeTheGameGuy]

Yay! I needed another pancreas. *takes pancreas*

[Guinness Gal]

aww thanks guys, Actually I kinda dig the organ harvest thing in a sick and twisted way, lol I only wish my Guinness looked less like a flashlight :smalltongue:

[streakster]

A repentant organ donor. Will wonders never cease.

Brava, Guinness Gal. Brava.

Keep your metatarsals.

[Guinness Gal]

Thanks, I shall keep my metatarsals

[Beholder1995]

Ah... so you're into Organ Harvesting, eh? Well, check out the Organ Harvesting Rules thread. (Started by me) We'd love your input.

[chiasaur11]

Did anyone take the Luck Gland?

If not, I got dibs.

[lord of kobolds]

Wait... is this ANOTHER 4th edition thread?

Must... resist.... urge.... to take.... spleen.... before Lord of Kobolds....Gaaah! *takes spleen*

On another note: I got first pick of the organs!:smallbiggrin:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
CURSE YOU!!!!
Fine, i'll just take the duodenum.

[Gamerlord]

Long Live 3.5!

Death To The False Edition Known As 4.0!

[FujinAkari]

Long Live 3.5!

Death To The False Edition Known As 4.0!

What does this have to do with the discussion at hand? If you have nothing to contribute, don't post.

[SERBIAN]

Well, Elan will have to change his class if that is true, but he will be funny like always no matter... :smallsmile:

[Jayngfet]

Dang, all I'm missing for my franken noob is most muscles and skin.

*swipes offered kidney*you can never have enough of these things:smallbiggrin:.

[TigerHunter]

*swipes offered kidney*you can never have enough of these things:smallbiggrin:.
Hey! That one's mine!

She still has the one she didn't offer, if memory serves...

[Teron]

Aw, she's so sporting about it! I can't take bits off her now...

I know! I'll take SERBIAN's nails for assuming the comic will convert.

Do you prefer the slow way, with pliers, or the quick way where I chop off your fingertips and pull the nails out on my own time?

[Dallas-Dakota]

NEVER! OOTS MAY NOT BE CONVERTED. IT MAY NOT BE!

Its just to good to be crucified to 4e.........


:smallfrown:

On a second note.
*takes tongue*

[Caractacus]

aww thanks guys, Actually I kinda dig the organ harvest thing in a sick and twisted way, lol I only wish my Guinness looked less like a flashlight :smalltongue:

You have a Guiness?

*harvest Guiness*

My evils is many and legend! :smalltongue:


Welcome to the forum - may you prosper here...and regrow your missing organs... :smallcool:

[Roc Ness]

Awwwww, I wish I got a friendly recession like Guiness Gal

Hey! Roc Ness, you are not supposed to harvest my organs, you're my Familiar! Put the knife down! Put the knife down! Put the-ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

We apologise for the incoveniance but this message has ended. Thank You for your cooperation. If you shall excuse me I am going to curse my beloved familiar with my dying breath.