Predictions for future strip titles (Spoilers)

[hamishspence]

I like strip titles containing puns (even if puns are groanworthy) Some of the Dragon strips were particularly good in that respect. So, I'd like to present possible event in future strip, and the strip title it is leading up to.

Vaarsuvius returns to the ship, only to find that one of the sailors has drunk too much and has gotten into his latest experimental project to open communications with azure city again. And the strip after this, is titled "What shall V do with the Drunken Sailor?"

I'd like to see similar ideas: not entirely serious, just ideas that incorporate funny strip titles, preferably puns.

[Beholder1995]

"Sphere we go again". I don't know what that could possibly mean, but I'll post it anyway.

[Isolder74]

Elvis drop dead.

[Anon-a-mouse]

A conflagration devoutly to be wished.

Do not fiddle the safari men of wizards, for they bark quiet and un-create logs.

When you want peace prepare for war
Why rape? Pee. Force an arrow up a newt.