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13_CBS
2008-05-08, 10:03 PM
Ha! Some fellow on another forum was trying to prank other people with this little gem:


Ban DHMO: Dihydrogen Monoxide!

The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and sickens over 4 billion and kills over 2 million people every year (United Nations World Health Organization, 2008: www.WHO.Int). Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

"Recreational DHMO illness can have a significant impact on public health not only because
of the severity of the illness but also the number of people who die."*
*Department of Health, State Of Washington (www2.DOH.WA.Gov).

Dihydrogen monoxide:
is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
contamination has been found in all floodwaters where death has occurred and violent thunderstorm rains containing destructive lightning.
changing from crystalline to liquid is a leading cause of the destruction of arctic ice and glaciers.

Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California. DHMO contamination is even found in most cells in the human body!


Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
to dissolve medicines before giving them to children and older adults.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the Navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive millions of tons of pure DHMO through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network daily. Many facilities store large quantities for later use. Many municipalities also have DHMO storage facilities.



It's Not Too Late!
Act NOW to prevent further contamination . Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world. Write to your Congress person and Senator. Urge them to Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide NOW! Brought to you by the Coalition to Ban DHMO: http://BanDHMO.org.

Jack Squat
2008-05-08, 10:08 PM
My Freshman year of high school I got a little over 100 people to sign a petition for this...I don't remember if I actually told them afterwords if it was water or not.

Thanatos 51-50
2008-05-08, 10:12 PM
Also known as Hydrogen Hydroxide, I have long known of the threat which is DHMO!
Yes, ban the chemical now!Like redcloak, I do know basic chemistry, and am aware that the chemical in question, is, in fact, water. Its still hilarious.

Szilard
2008-05-08, 10:21 PM
My science teacher told me about this at the begining of the year.:smalltongue:

TigerHunter
2008-05-08, 10:23 PM
Only now does that best possible topic for my term paper occur to me.

Haruki-kun
2008-05-08, 10:23 PM
This is pure awesome! :smallbiggrin:

I so want to tell this to people.

Edan
2008-05-08, 10:40 PM
How long has this been circulating and they STILL haven't banned it.

We need more help, go here (http://www.dhmo.org/) and help out.

Then go here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) and comment, kind of a virtual petition.

Em Blackleaf
2008-05-08, 11:50 PM
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?! :smalleek:

We've got to BAN this evil chemical! It's killed a college student, I think this one time!!

Who knew such dangers of such a common, household chemical. :smallfrown: :smallfurious:

:tongue:

RTGoodman
2008-05-09, 12:13 AM
My Freshman year of high school I got a little over 100 people to sign a petition for this...

Awesome - my senior year of high school in my AP Statistics class, each of us had to do a scientific survey, and my friend David surveyed whether people knew about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. And whether or not they knew it was actually just water. :D

SoD
2008-05-09, 12:53 AM
I've heard this before.

And I thought the previous time it went everywhere was enough! Why doesn't the government take action?

I, myself, have had a bad (potentially near death) experience with this very chemical!

But here's the worrying bit (the worrysome bit bolded):
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today.
But, hey! At least there's some water sources that haven't been infected with, uh, Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Icewalker
2008-05-09, 12:56 AM
I've read a similar petition before. I think it was slightly better, as there are a few hints in this one (found in all sources of water) that don't feel as much "oh crap" as "wait, what?"

I love this thing though, awesome idea. :smallbiggrin:

Vella_Malachite
2008-05-09, 01:06 AM
Hehe...I know this one. My science teacher gave us a whole page of info about it and it took me about three seconds to say "Mr. Lacey, isn't Dihydrogen Monoxide water?" He looked so annoyed!:smallbiggrin:

Everyone else, however, was like "WTF WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!":smallamused:

Zakama
2008-05-09, 01:13 AM
I have bad news guys. I'm sad to tell you that for the last 14 years, I've been ingesting quarts of this stuff per day! I might not be with you all much longer... :smalleek:

Bag_of_Holding
2008-05-09, 01:25 AM
I know it means well and all, but hyperhydration IS a serious matter. :smallfrown: Let us not forget that.

Naleh
2008-05-09, 01:34 AM
I first heard this one when I was twelve, and I worked it out straight away... :smallbiggrin: There's actually some governments that've been taken in by this.

UglyPanda
2008-05-09, 07:12 AM
I've heard of this before. The problem isn't that humans are stupid, it's that people aren't that smart. The average person is plenty capable of remembering friend's birthdays, celebrity gossip, sports statistics, etc. They just don't find a use for chemistry in their daily lives and forget most of it.

Castaras
2008-05-09, 07:35 AM
*prints out* *keeps for when she has a science lesson*



:smallbiggrin:

Telonius
2008-05-09, 07:52 AM
This chemical is seriously dangerous. It was all over the road today - just terrible. Caused a few accidents, and made me late for work as I struggled to keep it from contaminating me. :smallfrown: Fortunately I made it in safe, with no permanent damage. Raise awareness of this lurking menace!

Shishnarfne
2008-05-09, 08:33 AM
A chem teacher at my high school had this posted on his bulletin board... He'd added a line at the bottom about being the "Chapter Coordinator" or some such...:smallwink: So, how many people actually fall for this trick?

Mx.Silver
2008-05-09, 08:38 AM
A chem teacher at my high school had this posted on his bulletin board... He'd added a line at the bottom about being the "Chapter Coordinator" or some such...:smallwink: So, how many people actually fall for this trick?

Penn and Teller once tried it out on their show during Earth Day IIRC. Turned out to be rather a lot.

unstattedCommoner
2008-05-09, 01:47 PM
It is absolutely unacceptable that no one has taken action to reduce the supply of this highly addictive substance.

Of course the real problem is that the manufacturers of dihydrogen monoxide have every major government in their pocket.

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-09, 01:53 PM
Damn, this is some prime-grade old meme here.

sktarq
2008-05-09, 01:56 PM
I remember this from 1997 I think it was. High School. Yeah it didn't fly there we all figured it out within the first paragraph.

onasuma
2008-05-09, 03:46 PM
I remember hearing about this a year or so ago. It was funny then, and by gum, its still funny now.

some_other_dave
2008-05-09, 04:50 PM
Should we also try to ban women's sufferage?

-soD

Raiser Blade
2008-05-09, 04:58 PM
Should we also try to ban women's sufferage?

-soD

Wait what?

Renegade Paladin
2008-05-09, 04:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v350/RenegadePaladin/thismo.jpg

:smalltongue: Seriously. Older than the Internet.

Mr. Moon
2008-05-09, 05:02 PM
... Dude. I am so showing this to my science teachers. I wanna see if they fall for it.

NecroRebel
2008-05-09, 05:17 PM
Wait what?

A while back some TV show went around the US to various colleges, circulating a petition to end women's suffrage. Most women they asked to sign said petition did.

Suffrage means "right to vote."

Uncle Festy
2008-05-09, 05:23 PM
Did you know that today, it was raining dihydrogen monoxide?
It's an outrage! :smalltongue:

Player_Zero
2008-05-09, 05:30 PM
Just to nitpick, H20 isn't water... You only call it water when it's a liquid. What with ice also being H20, an' all.

Zarrexaij
2008-05-09, 05:48 PM
Hehe, good ol' dihydrogen monoxide.

Y'know, if I started a petition at my school to ban it, I wonder how many people would sign it and how many of the math and science teachers would piss themselves from laughter. :smallamused:

Player_Zero
2008-05-09, 06:04 PM
Hehe, good ol' dihydrogen monoxide.

Y'know, if I started a petition at my school to ban it, I wonder how many people would sign it and how many of the math and science teachers would piss themselves from laughter. :smallamused:

I take offence, some math specialists actually have a sense of humour. :smalltongue:

Zarrexaij
2008-05-09, 06:17 PM
I take offence, some math specialists actually have a sense of humour. :smalltongue:Uhh... since I was totally knocking the sense of humor of science and math teachers.

Especially since two of the three math teachers I've had in high school are probably the funniest teachers of the lot. My AP Chem teacher is a pretty funny guy too.

But they'd be thoroughly amused by the stupidity of people XD.

Noir-Neko
2008-05-09, 06:22 PM
Ah that old thing. Its been making the net rounds again I see.

Some people can be a thick as clay.

Player_Zero
2008-05-09, 06:32 PM
Uhh... since I was totally knocking the sense of humor of science and math teachers.

Urgh... Maybe I should stop making jokes which are generally based on intonations and presentation... I would've thought the smilie would be evident, but whatever...

I guess my jokes, with more nuances than the stars themselves, will go unappreciated.

...Honk honk.

Zarrexaij
2008-05-09, 06:36 PM
Urgh... Maybe I should stop making jokes which are generally based on intonations and presentation... I would've thought the smilie would be evident, but whatever...

I guess my jokes, with more nuances than the stars themselves, will go unappreciated.

...Honk honk.Humor unfortunately doesn't cross over well on the Intertubes. :/ :smallsigh:

Unless you like totally overdo it. Then it's just not funny.

Sorry, I can be dense sometimes.

Mattarias, King.
2008-05-12, 01:14 AM
:smalleek:

Aah, dihydrogen monoxide, 1d6 nonlethal a round when you're submerged! A penalty on.. everything if one ingests it! :smalleek:

...I mean, sure, lots of things NEED it for some reason.. >.> So I wouldn't BAN it... But it makes ze ouchies for us..

Raiser Blade
2008-05-12, 01:16 AM
My chemistry teacher told us about this relatively early in the year. My parents got a kick out of it when I fooled them.

Dallas-Dakota
2008-05-12, 06:32 AM
It would be funny to try to petition for banning it at my school.
Most of my school is not very bright, except some exceptions. Including teachers...

dungeon_munky
2008-05-14, 09:03 PM
I made an interesting discovery when I ran into this four or five years ago.
It's very difficult to differentiate between people who are genuinely fooled, and those who are being sarcastic on the internet.

some_other_dave
2008-05-15, 06:01 PM
No, really???

-soD

Bitzeralisis
2008-05-15, 08:47 PM
Heh, heh, heh. Heh! Heh ha heh hee.

Har, har.

...

Hee.

Generic Archer
2008-05-17, 05:56 AM
I've watched 3/4 of a classroom of yr 12 physics students look very seriously at this... it must have taken at least a minute for some of them to work it out, personally I've seen it before, and even then i realised it was water from the name

Emperor Ing
2008-05-17, 05:58 AM
Heh, I tricked LordVader with the whole "ban Dihydrogen Monoxide" thing.
It was hilarious. :smallsmile:

PaladinFreak
2008-05-17, 11:51 AM
Just about everyone I know is addicted to this stuff. It's horrible. I once went into withdrawal in the middle of a soccer practice and nearly passed out. Thank god I wasn't sent to a rehab center.

God, I love this joke. Y'know, I have a friend who said he was gonna do a petetion for this at his school, but I don't know how it worked out.