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2008-05-14, 04:31 PM
...That's right, post now and we'll double! Yes double the fun! All you have to do is stat yourself... Sort of. Think of your amount of life expiriences (level), what class you most resemble (... or Multiclass!), and what your heroic abilities would be, feel free to add feats and spell lists too!*
Offer available on from this forum offer, void in ND, MA, SC, FL, NM, and NH, or where prohibited =P


High Elf

5th level Bard.
1st level Ranger.

DEX- 10
STR- 9
CON- 10
INT- 15
WIS- 17
CHA- 14

Perform (Oboe) 10
Appraise 2
Bluff 5
Concentration 3
Decipher Script 4
Diplomacy 7
Swim 2
Track 1
Heal 3
Knowledge (All) 7

Iron Will
Self Sufficent
Weapon Focus (Airsoft Gun)

2008-05-14, 04:48 PM
I'm the DM here ;)

2008-05-14, 04:51 PM
I guess that I'm 1rst level commoner. My stats would be about 9, except for Int maybe about 14 and 10 like Dexterity.

2008-05-14, 06:20 PM
Was that just hype, or is there actually some way this thread is different from all the other "Stat yourself" threads we've had?

2008-05-14, 06:23 PM
I believe I have already been statted out?

2008-05-14, 06:41 PM

CON 12
STR 10
DEX 13
INT 15
WIS 14
(elite array)

Human Wiz 3 / Expert 2

ranks in Perform (violin)
Knowledge (Particle Physics)
Knowledge (History, Biology, General Science)
Sense Motive

2008-05-14, 07:12 PM

Half-Elf (I know, awful)
1 Wizard / 1 Bard

9 STR (With ability to raise it to 13 in a real pinch)
12 DEX
17 INT
14 CHA

Ranks in...
Perform: Rant (5 ranks)
Perform: Improv Monolouge (2 ranks)
Perform: Acting (2 ranks)
Knowledge: Useless (5 ranks)
Knowledge: Pokemon (3 ranks)
Knowledge: Mathematics (4 ranks)
Swim (1 rank)

Jack of All Trades

Spell List:
Charm Person (Only works sometimes)
Summon rant

Sadly, that's about it.

Moff Chumley
2008-05-14, 07:37 PM

CON 12
STR 10
DEX 13
INT 15
WIS 14
(elite array)

Human Wiz 3 / Expert 2

ranks in Perform (violin)
Knowledge (Particle Physics)
Knowledge (History, Biology, General Science)
Sense Motive

Oh, come on, Krase, you're selling yourself way short on Cha. :smallwink:

Half Elf Ninjabard

8s in everything except Wis 12, Int 11 and Con 14.

Weapon proficiency: Guitar
Preform (Any instrument)
Diplomacy -3

Inhuman Bot
2008-05-14, 07:56 PM
Real me:

Human commoner 1

str 8
con 8
dex 12
Int 13
wis 14
cha 7

Adventurer me

Human Rouge4\cleric 2
Str 12
Con 12
Dex 16
Int 17
Wis 18
Cha 9

2008-05-14, 08:21 PM
Actual me:

Human Expert 1 (I used the elite array)

Str 8
Dex 14
Con 12
Int 15
Wis 13
Cha 10

Acrobatic, skill focus (knowledge: science and technology)

Balance 4
Climb 2
Decipher script 4
Jump 2
Knowledge (architecture/engineering) 4
Knowledge (geography) 2
Knowledge (history) 2
Knowledge (science/technology) 4 yeah, I kind of made this one up
Swim 2
Use rope 2
Tumble 4

Wishful Thinking Me:

Beguiler/swiftblade with more knowledge ranks than would strictly speaking be good for a person. High dex and int, probably still low str and cha.

2008-05-14, 08:21 PM

Aventi Bard 1 / Wizard 6

Str 8
Dex 12
Con 12
Int 19
Wis 16
Cha 9

Various ranks in
Knowledge (all)
Perform (cello)
Use Rope


Skill Focus (Perform (cello))
Brew Potion

Unfortunately, I seem to have misplaced my spellbook, so I don't know what spells I have.

2008-05-14, 08:25 PM
Me. (http://www.thetangledweb.net/ttw/addon.php?addon=Profiler&page=view_char&cid=7877) Smite minimum post length!

Tempest Fennac
2008-05-15, 02:04 AM
My stats are Str:8*. Dex:14. Con:14. Int:16. Wis: 8 and Cha 12. I'm pretty much a Commoner at present (unless I'm somehow a Ranger 1/Paladin 2 from having some animal communication skills while being a Reiki Master). I'll be an Expert with ranks in Heal and Profession (Alternative Therapist) in about 3 years time. In D&D, Archivist would fit brilliantly for me, but I'd probably be a Wizard using a custom Domain I created called the Assistance Domain* if I couldn't use my Archivist variant (it's limited to Cleric spells only while using Int for bonus spells). Racewise, I'd sooner be a Lupin or a Phanaton (pages 36 and 32 of http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/rules/DnD3.5Index-Races.pdf ) or an LA 0 Gnoll if my stats were different.

*0 Resistance.
1 Mage Armour.
2 Bull's Strength.
3 Haste.
4 Lesser Globe of Invulnerability.
5 Telepathic Bond
6 Greater Heroism
7 Spell Turning.
8 Mind Blank.
9 Foresight.

*Or possibly just 7: I'm not very athletic, but I'm generally healthy, hence the good Con stat.

2008-05-15, 02:35 AM
Student smart ordinary 1

strength: 8
dexterity: 9
constitution: 8
intelligence: 14
wisdom: 6
charisma: 12

HP: 5

Skills: Plenty, I've cross classed and such a lot.

Wealth score: 2

Feats: brawl, skill focus (computer use)

2008-05-15, 05:36 AM
Smart 1/Strong 1 Ordinary, probably with the technician or white collar occupation.

Str 14
Dex 13
Con 12
Int 15
Wis 10
Cha 8

Skills: 1 rank in a whole bunch of knowledge skills and computer use, a couple of ranks in some physical skills, mostly Jump and Move Silently.

Also: Gezina, Skill Focus isn't a feat in Modern. You need to be a Dedicated Hero, and take the Skill Emphasis talent.

2008-05-15, 05:52 AM
Odd how most people seem to have absymal Cha scores. Maybe it's the result of playing DnD for awhile...

In any case, doesn't this belong in the Silly Message Board Games section?

2008-05-15, 06:01 AM
I'll do my take on myself without too much adventerous advantage.... though I have to break some of bizzare alignment rules I'll do that.


Human Bard 1/Monk 1
Alignment: Neutral Good

STR 12 (+1)
DEX 13 (+1)
CON 8 (-1)
INT 12 (+1)
WIS 15 (+2)
CHA 12 (+1)

HP: 8; SAVES: Fortitude +3
Flaws: Inattentive
Traits: Nearsighted, Easy Going
Feats: Improved Unarmed Strike (B), Improved Grapple (B), Able Learner (1), Open Minded (H), Skill Focus: Perform (Writing) (F); plans: Weapon Finesse

Skills (6+1+1)*4+(4+1+1) = 38:
Diplomacy 4 ranks
Bluff 2 ranks
Sense Motive 2 ranks
Knowledge (Arcana) 1 rank
Knowledge (Religion) 2 ranks
Knowledge (Economics) 4 ranks
Knowledge (Nobility & Royalty) 1 rank
Knowledge (Nature) 1 rank
Knowledge (The Planes) 1 rank
Knowledge (Local) 1 rank
Knowledge (History) 1 rank
Knowledge (Geography) 1 rank
Survival 1 rank
Move Silently 5 ranks
Hide 4 ranks
Perform (Writing) 3 ranks
Heal 1 rank
Swim 2 ranks
Use Rope 1 rank
Profession (Economist) 3 ranks
Escape Artist 1 rank

Spells known: Daze, Prestidigitation, Resistance

2008-05-15, 06:35 AM

Human Rogue 3/ Monk 2

Alignment: Lawful Neutral with some streaks of Chaotic Evil mixed in.

STR: 15
DEX: 13
CON: 15
INT: 16
WIS: 16
CHA: 10

FEATS: able learner, point blank shot, self-sufficient

SKILLS RANKS: 70 skill points

Balance 1
Bluff 5
Knowledge (architecture
and engineering) 1
Knowledge (geography) 1
Knowledge (history) 1
Knowledge (local) 1
Knowledge (nature) 1
Climb 1
Concentration 4
Diplomacy 5
Disable Device 3
Escape Artist 1
Forgery 2
Gather Information 5
Heal 3
Intimidate 5
Listen 5
Profession (chef) 8
Search 1
Sense Motive 8
Speak Language 3 (spanish, some japanese, some french)
Spot 1
Survival 1
Swim 2
Tumble 1
Use Magic Device (infinity + 1 cause that's how i roll)

I'd have added the 2 or 3 levels of A$$ hole but there isn't a class for it :smallwink:

2008-05-15, 06:36 AM
I Am A: True Neutral Human Bard (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:


Endurance, Extra Music


I'm far too lazy to go into detail. Lets just say I have about 4 or 5 different perform skills, max ranks in knowledge D&D and a few ranks in Profession: Codemonkey

Mushroom Ninja
2008-05-15, 06:49 AM
Mushroom Ninja

Elf Bard 3

Str 8
Dex 12
Con 9
Int 17
Wis 11
Cha 10

Skill Focus (Perform (Violin)), Skill Focus (Knowledge (History))

Max'd out in Perform (Violin) and Knowledge (History)

Ranks in Hide and Move Silently for Ninjaness:smallbiggrin:

Absent Minded

2008-05-15, 07:11 AM
hm, lemme see...
race? prolly halfling.
my guess would be that i have a level of rogue or so... and actually a level in ninja. trained ninjutsu for almost two years.

cha:99 - cus im blazing hawt! ... ok maybe not. put a 11 there.

lots of skillpoints in knowledge.
mythology, ancient and medieval warfare, warfare engineering (medieval), history.
perform:joke telling (bad humor only)

feats: hm tricky. gentleman perv. is that a feat? well it should be!

2008-05-15, 08:40 AM
Odd how most people seem to have absymal Cha scores. Maybe it's the result of playing DnD for awhile...

Yeah, I'm seeing a trend of high-Int, low-Cha characters.

2008-05-15, 08:50 AM
Me in D20 Modern:

Adam S.

Human Smart 1/ Tough 1

Str: 12
Dex: 10
Con: 14
Int: 14
Wis: 10
Cha: 8

Skills: Lots, including Bluff, Knowledge (Pop Culture), Computer Use, and Knowledge (History). Toss a few ranks of Knowledge (Chemistry) too.

Feats: Brawl, Skill Focus [Knowledge (Pop Culture)]

Talents: Damage Reduction 1, Savant [Knowledge (Pop Culture)]


Asthma: Can only run, jump, exert self as if Con was 4 points lower.
It Was Right In Front Of You!: -20 to all Search checks, cannot take 20.
I Hear EVERYTHING! ALL AT ONCE!: -5 to Listen checks.
Skinny: +1 to Escape Artist, -2 to Bull Rush checks.

That about does it, folks.

Mushroom Ninja
2008-05-15, 09:08 AM
I think lots of us took the Flaw: Pathetic (charisma) in order to gain the bonus feat Knowledge (RPGs):smallbiggrin:

Mushroom Ninja
2008-05-15, 09:13 AM
I think lots of us took the Flaw: Pathetic (charisma) in order to gain the bonus feat Knowledge (RPGs):smallbiggrin:

Mr. Friendly
2008-05-15, 09:51 AM
Mr. Friendly:
Human (Major Demonic Bloodline)
STR: 12(13) DEX: 10 CON: 15(16) INT: 17 WIS: 16 CHA: 8
Hit Points (guess): 47

{table]1|Barbarian1(Berzerker variant)|Able Learner(b), Improved Feint
2|Rogue1|Power Attack(b)
-|"Dead" Bloodline level|-
3|Cleric1 (Evil, Chaos)|Intimidating Rage, +1 STR
4|Wizard1|+1 CON
-|"Dead" Bloodline level|-
6|Warrior2|Righteous Wrath[/table]

0th: Resistance, Read Magic, Detect Magic
1st: Endure Elements, Alarm

Alignment started at Chaotic Neutral, steadily moving to Chaotic Evil, then eventually Lawful Evil. From Lawful Evil to (striving for) Lawful Good. Mr. Friendly abandoned his Chaotic Evil dieties to worship a LG deity, thus gets no access to cleric spells. However, the DM did grant Righteous Wrath, despite being not *quite* exalted enough to earn it. The DM knows that Mr. Firendly's heart is in the right place, but he is kind of psychotic. Also, the DM allows Mr. Friendly to have the "frenzy" barbarian variant with no alignment restriction.

I've had an interesting life so far.

2008-05-15, 10:31 AM
Lawful Neutral [Evil, Chaos]
Balor Savage Progression (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31160) 20/Binder 1/ Wizard 9//Crusader 5/Cleric 2/Ruby Knight Vindicator 10/Crusader of Death (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69427) 10/Anima Mage 3
Str: 7
Dex: 10
Con: 9
Int: 11
Wis: 14
Cha: 8

1) Extra Granted Maneuver
3) Evil Brand
6) Power Attack
9) Improved Critical (Longsword)
12) Cleave
15) Great Cleave
18) Weapon Focus (Longsword)
21) Improved Binding
23) Extend Spell
26) Overwhelming Critical (Longsword)
29) Devastating Critical (Longsword)

+1 Vorpal Longsword (Balor Class Feature)
Masterwork Full Plate (Binding Savnok)

I've been bound to a summoning circle in some guy's basement in Oklahoma for the past 3 years. He and his friends make me DM for their D&D games every week and all I get is this lousy laptop to surf the internet between sessions. It's damp and smelly down here. I'm scared; help me.

EDIT: Woot, my 1,000th post!

2008-05-15, 10:42 AM
(New color! Blue is supposed to be soothing)


3rd level Rogue with
Str: 10
Dex: 9
Con: 15
Int: 10
Wis: 7
Cha: 11

And ranks in pick lock, (Don't worry I don't actually have lock picks or anything I just use improvised stuff when like a door is stuck shut... Or my brother has locked me out of my room) Knowledge: Computer, Knowledge: Religion, Knowledge: (Other stuff =P),

It Was Right In Front Of You!: -20 to all Search checks, cannot take 20. (Definently applies to me)

As for feats I don't really know any D&D feats. Sue me.


2008-05-15, 11:11 AM
Real me: Human Expert 3
30 point buy:
STR: 9
CON: 10
DEX: 10
INT: 17
WIS: 14
CHA: 14
(Decrease mental stats by one each if 25 point buy)

Key skills:
Know (nobility), Know (geography), Know (religion), know (history), know (arcana), bluff, diplomacy, sense motive, perform (oratory), profession (office worker). Those ten would be my class skills from Expert.

Know (nobility): 5 ranks
Know (geography): 3 ranks
Know (religion): 5 ranks
Know (history): 5 ranks
Know (arcana/occult): 3 ranks
Bluff: 5 ranks
Diplomacy: 5 ranks
Sense Motive: 2 ranks
Perform (oratory) 3 ranks
Profession (office worker): 4 ranks
Use Rope: 1 rank
Survival: 1 rank
Heal: 1 rank
Decipher Script: 1 rank
Swim: 2 ranks
Concentration: 1 rank
Feats: Negotiator, Persuasive, Skill Focus (Diplomacy).

Heroic me: I believe all of those online tests converge around "Sorcerer 3."

2008-05-15, 11:16 AM
Human Unarmed Swordsage 3 (mostly Setting Sun with a bit Diamond Mind and Tiger Claw)

Str: 12
Dex: 16
Con: 14
Int: 14
Wis: 10
Cha: 12

Yes, I'm a martial artist. Unfortunately, my abilities don't mesh well with the class. I guess I should pick Carmendine Swordsage.

1. Educated
H. Combat Expertise
3. Improved Trip

2008-05-15, 12:17 PM
Let's see - I'm going to use Modern, because if we did Fantasy, I'd be an expert (or maybe even a commoner) and that's lame.

Name: Dan R.
Player: Talyn
Human Male Smart 1/Strong 1
Age 23
Profession: Student (was Military at 1st level)
Allegiance: Lawful, United States Government, Good (in that order)

STR 11
DEX 10
CON 11
INT 15
CHA 12

Class Abilities:
Savant: Civics (Smart)
Ignore Hardness 1 (Strong)

Weapon Proficiencies: Simple, Personal Firearms
Armor Proficiency: Light (from Military)
Great Fortitude (I rarely get sick, despite my average CON)

Computer use 2
Craft: Writing 4
Diplomacy 2 (cc)
Knowledge: Arcane 2
Knowledge: Art 2
Knowledge: Civics 4
Knowledge: History 4
Knowledge: Physical Sciences 1
Knowledge: Technology 1
Knowledge: Tactics 2
Perform: Acting/Improv 2 (cc)

Intimidate 1 (cc)
Knowledge: Current Events 1
Swim 2

Illiterate Scribe
2008-05-15, 01:01 PM

Illiterate Scribe
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: (125 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 19 (-1 size, +10 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+20
Attack: Bite +15 melee (2d6+6)
Full Attack: Bite +15 melee (2d6+6); 2 claws +10 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab, rend 2d6+9
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +14, Ref +7, Will +4
Abilities: Str 23, Dex 10, Con 24, Int 3, Wis 12, Cha 8
Skills: Hide +2, Spot +10, Survival +3
Feats: Cleave, Power Attack, Improved Bull Rush, Track
Environment: Temperate marshes
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 8
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: 11-15 HD (Large); 16-30 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: +5 (cohort)

An Illiterate Scribe stands about 9 feet tall in spite of its hunched posture and is about 4 feet wide. It weighs about 4,000 pounds.

Illiterate Scribes is never found with others of its type. Each of these asexual creatures produces one offspring and carries it for a time in a pouch, but thereafter the young Scribe must fend for itself.

A unique quality of the Illiterate Scribe is its tendency to bond with, protect, and provide for another creature (or group of creatures) native to its surroundings. Whether accepted or not, the Scribe always attempts to remain fairly close, watching over its adopted charge(s) and daily bringing an offering of meat. It never willingly harms adopted creatures and retreats if they attack it.

Illiterate Scribe attacks to kill, whether to bring down prey or to protect itself or those it has adopted. When hunting, it sometimes attempts to hide and wait for prey to wander close.

Improved Grab (Ex)
To use this ability, Illiterate Scribe must hit with its bite attack. It can then attempt to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.

Rend (Ex)
If Illiterate Scribe wins a grapple check after a successful bite attack, it establishes a hold, latching onto the opponent’s body and tearing the flesh. This attack automatically deals 2d6+9 points of damage.

Illiterate Scribe has an +4 racial bonus on Spot checks due to its six keen eyes.

2008-05-15, 09:10 PM
It Was Right In Front Of You!: -20 to all Search checks, cannot take 20. (Definently applies to me)

You do realize I just made that up, right?

2008-05-16, 01:04 AM
Human NG Expert 1 or 2

Str 7
Dex 14
Con 11
Wis 12
Int 18
Cha 13

Balance: 1
Heal: 1 or 2
Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering, Geography, History, plus, perhaps, a smattering of Religion and Nature, plus some modern ones like Computers): Variable, 1 to max
Profession (Engineer): 1 or 2? Not maxed.
Survival: 1
Swim: 2 to 4
Tumble: 1
Gaming: 4 (or max, if higher)

Probably Skill Focus in something. Martial Weapon Proficiency (Composite Longbow)

Composite Longbow (although, to quote V, "There is a vast gulf between being proficient in a weapon and being good with a weapon")

2008-05-16, 01:19 AM

Level 2 Archavist:
int: 12

Align: LN (in the traditional sense rather then abiding by the law)
knowledge(nature) 6
knowledge(internet) 6
knowledge(religon) 5
knowledge(usless) 3
knowledge(random [/b]) 5
knowledge(other knowledges im forgetting) 2-3
survival 4
proffesion programer
speak language: 1337 unfortuantly
heal 1
bluff 6
craft alchemy 1
craft computer 2

jack of all trades

2008-05-16, 03:50 AM
Hmm, some of you sure have high thought about your INT score :smallwink:

Anyway, do commoners even have levels these days? I forget. But I guess it goes something like this:

Lv. 1 Chaotic Good commoner

DEX 13
CON 13
INT 14
CHA 11

(had to buff INT to 14 to get two bonus languages)

Escape Artist
Decipher script
Knowledge (several)
Gather information
Move silently

Probably like 1 point in each :smalltongue:

Languages known:
English (common)

Skill focus (Diplomacy)

-20 to spot when not wearing glasses.

2008-05-18, 12:57 AM
Hmm, some of you sure have high thought about your INT score :smallwink:

Well, the average Int of an RPG gamer is probably at least 12, I'd say.

Hmm, so far we've seen several 17s, a 19 (18 + level up) and an 18 (mine). My 18 is correct, and, considering even an 18 is only 1/216, I see no reason to disregard the others.

Tempest Fennac
2008-05-18, 02:17 AM
If I'm honest, I'm more concerned by the number of people who have negative Con modifiers (going on this thread I'm surprised that I haven't had any Reiki requests yet).

2008-05-18, 03:09 AM
If I'm honest, I'm more concerned by the number of people who have negative Con modifiers (going on this thread I'm surprised that I haven't had any Reiki requests yet).

Going by the rules, 10 is average, so, say, an 8 is just somewhat who get sicks a little faster and doesn't have much endurance. (Like me.) Someone with an 8 in any stat isn't a crippled person.

As for myself, I just used 15 point buy, to be sure I wasn't overestimating myself.

Tempest Fennac
2008-05-18, 03:11 AM
You're probably right (I just tend to see Con as being a really important stat). (I added up my point buy afterwards. I don't think a 26 PB is really too powerful.) My Str stat may be as low as 7, though (it seems more inportant then other stats as far as athleticism goes).

Ned the undead
2008-05-18, 05:13 PM
Human Warlock 4

Str 8
Con 8
Dex 13
Int 14
Wis 12
Cha 16

Klaz Eidron
2008-05-18, 05:18 PM
Coincidentally, it's completely different from the one in my sig...

1 Rogue (Chaotic Good)
DEX 11
CON 10
INT 12
CHA 11

Improved Dodge

Hide 1
Move Silently 2
Knowledge: Gaming 3
Knowledge: Literature 2
Heal 1