Hastur vs. Candlejack

[Nonanonymous]

http://www.imagepup.com/up/y1MX_1213245353_HASTUR_NOMOs.jpgVShttp://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ea/Candlejpg.jpg

Don't say their na

[Demons_eye]

CandleJa--

[SurlySeraph]

Hastur wins, because he's bigger. It's very hard for a human-sized being like Candlejack to rapidly abduct a multi-ton mass of writhing tentacles, while said mass of tentacles can easily snatch up said humanoid.

@V: Bah! Hastur, Hastur, Hastur! Candlejack! Such evil entities are completely powerless against a paladin such as mys

[Nerd-o-rama]

Well, in Candlejack's case, you only have to say his name on

[Bleen]

Well the thing is in a battle between hastur and candlejack, you have to remem

[Revlid]

The thing we have to remember is that while Hastur is largely invincible, Candle... John... will automatically spirit him away if his name is said. No choice, it's a fact for both of them. Now, I count spiriting away an interdimensional godlike being as being a victory for Candlejack, so I'm going to have to give thi

[Evil DM Mark3]

He'll need a LOT of rope.

[LBO]

I think you mean ro

[Attilargh]

Note how he didn't mention Candlejack's name. He ought to be sa

[Project_Mayhem]

If we're using /b/ memes, can I start typing THIS IS THE CANCER THATS KILLING GITP again and again.

Anyway, everyone knows that Candlejacks a forced meme and no longer funny. I mean grow up peo

[Tengu]

Anyway, everyone knows that Candlejacks a forced meme and no longer funny. I mean grow up peo

Really? I might have been living in seclusion, but I've never heard of the Candlejack meme befo

[Killersquid]

Candlejack wins.

Haha! I didn't get inter

[Illiterate Scribe]

Haha, you're all wrong. Everyone knows that it would be the squats wh

[Dervag]

So, which of them would you rather name?

[puppyavenger]

Whats Candlejack?

[Illiterate Scribe]

Do not say that one's name I said
He'll steal you from your comfy bed
C'mon, why not listen to your uncle Fred?
To not do so would be ... naughty.

[chiasaur11]

Wow. He-Who-Must-Not-be-named even took Hastur's picture, and the service connected to it.

We have a winner!

[GryffonDurime]

Unless the Elder Evils believe in plump, perfectly-cooked pumpkin pie, there is no force in reality or the endless, braided Cosmos that can disaude Candlejack from his appoi

[Mr. Scaly]

He'll need a LOT of rope.


NOOOO! I wanted to say i

[hanzo66]

Not a very bright group, are you?
You guys need to be careful when invoking the wrath of Candle Jack or el