Writer, will write for any webcomic

[ImpFireball]

Looking for someone to accept me for the position of essentially lead writer. Preferably under direction of the webcomic host (artist with the original character concepts in mind).

Preferably to write for a humorous comic, entirely intended for comedy only.

Anyone interested in having me around?

[JasonDoomsblade]

I'd consider you for my webcomic, but it's not entirely comedy.

[Oregano]

I would offer to let you be a writer for my comic but there's two of us already but if you want to write a guest comic I'd be glad to let you, so just PM if you feel like it.

[Bayar]

Can you give me some samples of funny one-liners ?

[ImpFireball]

Guy 1: How art thou?
Guy 2: Little thick on the role playing there?
Guy 1: Do not disambiguate what I say sir! (*cough, stay in character, cough!*)
Guy 2: Nay, buy instead I refer to the disambiguation ambulance, for it is a noun!
GM: Guy 1 is overrun by the disambiguation ambulance.
Guy 1: Huh?
GM: I detest RPers
Guy 1: Fine, if you don't want me around, I quit.
GM: Well that was settled surprisingly quickly.
Guy 2: I'll say... in a non-sarcastic manner.
GM: How could you have said it sarcastically?
Guy 2: Well, y'know, it's just that people usually say those kinds of things in an extremely sarcastic manner.
GM: What things?
Guy 2: Nevermind.

I'd have to read people's webcomics if I'm to participate, but first you've gotta convince me that you actually need me, otherwise I won't wanna waste my time (in which case there's no point in reading a webcomic that I'm not guaranteed to write for). Make sense?

[Maulrus]

*snip*

GM: I detest RPers

That line was so much funnier because there wasn't a period at the end. I don't know why. :)

[ImpFireball]

:P

EDIT: Single smiley emoticons aren't allowed, so I'll just add a few more below.

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