Victor Thorian
2008-06-26, 03:56 AM
Look at me writing this long article for you, just because I like a thicker mix of blood and tears in my morning tea. Deceptive, yet direct approach works wonders at personal relationships like this, as regular people will be too busy to spot the obvious while they search for some nonsense like hidden secondary goals and details. Like we'd bother developing an eleborate plot to fool them, hehe. While we suck out their blood like mosquitos and they think they're the winning ones. Overestimating self worth is a common problem in the modern world, and it's spreading like a disease.
Sad part is I can see it in your eyes too. You've grown to love yourself,son, while you did absolutely nothing that'd even come close to resembling something of a glimpse of proper execution and good planning. That's rule four if you're counting, "having no plan at all is the best plan". Since you'll be promoting instant gratification and superficial carnal desires, you don't need any plan. All the plotting that you spent your sleepless nights with are your chains that restrict you when you need to act fast. You don't need goals, you don't need to think about what will you do when the time comes. What you want, you want it NOW. You have to do whatever that's required to get it NOW. You don't have time to plan. You don't even have the time to think about it. What matters is that you got the thing you wanted, you can always sort out the tiny problems like people getting hurt. That's sad ( yes it is sad that people can become sad over things you do to them. That's not fair at all. ) but you have no time for them either. There's always another goal to chase, another girl to catch, another window to break. When you master getting what you want, people will stop blaming you because they're stupid.
But how can people not blame you when you're happy with the thing you always ( not really ) wanted and they're crying? Rule number five: " Always hide your goals. " People don't need to know what you're really thinking. As a matter of fact, the less they know about your motives the better your chances of making them taste the black medicine. You should be like an unreliable lighter, never working when they try to use you to light their cigarettes but always there for a chance to set fire to their house. In flaming agony they will learn to respect you. ( and hopefully to keep their distance. ) You should act nice to people for approximately five seconds. That's ALL the time you need to figure out what will hurt them most. A regular conversation should go like this: " Hi that's a very nice hat, where did you get it? But it's sad that it makes you look so fat. I think you should go change it with the other one, that didn't make you look as fat as this one does. Oh you look fat without the hat, nevermind, keep it. " I bet my favorite finger that she didn't see that coming.
Also knowing where to strike is a crucial quality of a good person. By good, I mean Machiavellian good. But let's not go there yet. You have to know the insecurities of people around you. It's easy to see them when you know what you're looking for. Try to see things that people don't actually "need" but keep around to make them feel better. Like their boyfriends or dogs ( those are two of the most useless things ever ). Find out what keeps their self-loathing inner self floating on thin ice. And make it gone. Remember, everyone but you has a low self esteem and emotional problems because unlike you, they care about those things. Like love, friendship, religion, sports, good looks. This list can go on forever, but there is always one thing you can exploit to make people collapse. And in their pretentious faces stained with tears and reflection of your cruel smile in their eyes, you shall find happiness. At least for yourself.
Believe me when I say that happiness doesn't last long, as all good things it will come to an end. Like, the part when I stop bashing you and talk about other people who still believe that there's a greater good. Let us get back to the subject. We are nothing. Nothing we do matters, we are going to die anyway and there's no salvation. In this, you will find the strength you need. When you look at the emptiness of the universe and find it to be devoid of meaning, simple things like life are just matters of keeping yourself alive. Complex structures like the society are illusions. There is only you, nothing else matters. Admit that you don't matter either, if you were better than people around you, you wouldn't be reading this guide. You'd be, let's say, writing it instead. Stupid egoistic masturbation aside, you actually have to act superior to people around you. It's just like the Paper is superior to the Rock. It makes no sense, it's innately impossible as there's nothing that makes you better than anyone else other than the fact that you are just an enlightened snowflake. Try to enjoy it until you touch the ground and melt, but don't overdo it. The point of this is if you act like you're better than other people and start telling them the truth about your worth ( which is just about the same as the worth of a few fragments of nothing ) they will still subconsciously believe that you are superior, and feel that they are even lower scum than that. Which is apparently true as they are so complicated.
Simple things are your friend. People like overcompensating for things, they make the life sound like a .. well I can't find words to describe something so useless but still sound like "oh yeah all the cool kids are doing it" and eggs and a rotten pineapple. Now, do you try to develop super-duper atomic pens to write in space? No. You use pencils. Those people who won't ever learn actually like their life the way it is. They will not even consider looking out of their simple worlds. When you are at their door and say that alien invaders from Uranus are attacking you and you need some sugar, they won't believe you even if there are actual Uranusians with lazerguns shooting at you. Try to move from stage to stage as you go from one person to another, since they all live in their delusional minds, everything is different from one person to another. It sounds stupid but keep in mind we humans are a stupid bunch.
Anyway, to answer the question that's asked the most, "Why bother living when everything is empty?". That is a very simple question spawned from a simple mind, evidently he tries to prove his point that "life matters ( idiot, huh )" by the fact that we are living beings. Hey, if he values life so much, he should stop eating dead animals, even plants. They live too. But he considers their lives forfeit because they don't share the same chemical reactions in his brain ( which is only slightly different than theirs). Why do we keep living? Because we are the next step in human evolution, we will survive when his world ends since it can't carry these lies anymore, we saw through that lies. And in the off chance that we don't survive, we will be the ones still acting cool; putting on our sunglasses, smiling at the girl next door just as the bombs go off and we don't even change. We are nothing in life, we will be nothing when we're dead.
----------coming soon is relationship guide. yes yes I know you can't wait to win at LIFE.
Sad part is I can see it in your eyes too. You've grown to love yourself,son, while you did absolutely nothing that'd even come close to resembling something of a glimpse of proper execution and good planning. That's rule four if you're counting, "having no plan at all is the best plan". Since you'll be promoting instant gratification and superficial carnal desires, you don't need any plan. All the plotting that you spent your sleepless nights with are your chains that restrict you when you need to act fast. You don't need goals, you don't need to think about what will you do when the time comes. What you want, you want it NOW. You have to do whatever that's required to get it NOW. You don't have time to plan. You don't even have the time to think about it. What matters is that you got the thing you wanted, you can always sort out the tiny problems like people getting hurt. That's sad ( yes it is sad that people can become sad over things you do to them. That's not fair at all. ) but you have no time for them either. There's always another goal to chase, another girl to catch, another window to break. When you master getting what you want, people will stop blaming you because they're stupid.
But how can people not blame you when you're happy with the thing you always ( not really ) wanted and they're crying? Rule number five: " Always hide your goals. " People don't need to know what you're really thinking. As a matter of fact, the less they know about your motives the better your chances of making them taste the black medicine. You should be like an unreliable lighter, never working when they try to use you to light their cigarettes but always there for a chance to set fire to their house. In flaming agony they will learn to respect you. ( and hopefully to keep their distance. ) You should act nice to people for approximately five seconds. That's ALL the time you need to figure out what will hurt them most. A regular conversation should go like this: " Hi that's a very nice hat, where did you get it? But it's sad that it makes you look so fat. I think you should go change it with the other one, that didn't make you look as fat as this one does. Oh you look fat without the hat, nevermind, keep it. " I bet my favorite finger that she didn't see that coming.
Also knowing where to strike is a crucial quality of a good person. By good, I mean Machiavellian good. But let's not go there yet. You have to know the insecurities of people around you. It's easy to see them when you know what you're looking for. Try to see things that people don't actually "need" but keep around to make them feel better. Like their boyfriends or dogs ( those are two of the most useless things ever ). Find out what keeps their self-loathing inner self floating on thin ice. And make it gone. Remember, everyone but you has a low self esteem and emotional problems because unlike you, they care about those things. Like love, friendship, religion, sports, good looks. This list can go on forever, but there is always one thing you can exploit to make people collapse. And in their pretentious faces stained with tears and reflection of your cruel smile in their eyes, you shall find happiness. At least for yourself.
Believe me when I say that happiness doesn't last long, as all good things it will come to an end. Like, the part when I stop bashing you and talk about other people who still believe that there's a greater good. Let us get back to the subject. We are nothing. Nothing we do matters, we are going to die anyway and there's no salvation. In this, you will find the strength you need. When you look at the emptiness of the universe and find it to be devoid of meaning, simple things like life are just matters of keeping yourself alive. Complex structures like the society are illusions. There is only you, nothing else matters. Admit that you don't matter either, if you were better than people around you, you wouldn't be reading this guide. You'd be, let's say, writing it instead. Stupid egoistic masturbation aside, you actually have to act superior to people around you. It's just like the Paper is superior to the Rock. It makes no sense, it's innately impossible as there's nothing that makes you better than anyone else other than the fact that you are just an enlightened snowflake. Try to enjoy it until you touch the ground and melt, but don't overdo it. The point of this is if you act like you're better than other people and start telling them the truth about your worth ( which is just about the same as the worth of a few fragments of nothing ) they will still subconsciously believe that you are superior, and feel that they are even lower scum than that. Which is apparently true as they are so complicated.
Simple things are your friend. People like overcompensating for things, they make the life sound like a .. well I can't find words to describe something so useless but still sound like "oh yeah all the cool kids are doing it" and eggs and a rotten pineapple. Now, do you try to develop super-duper atomic pens to write in space? No. You use pencils. Those people who won't ever learn actually like their life the way it is. They will not even consider looking out of their simple worlds. When you are at their door and say that alien invaders from Uranus are attacking you and you need some sugar, they won't believe you even if there are actual Uranusians with lazerguns shooting at you. Try to move from stage to stage as you go from one person to another, since they all live in their delusional minds, everything is different from one person to another. It sounds stupid but keep in mind we humans are a stupid bunch.
Anyway, to answer the question that's asked the most, "Why bother living when everything is empty?". That is a very simple question spawned from a simple mind, evidently he tries to prove his point that "life matters ( idiot, huh )" by the fact that we are living beings. Hey, if he values life so much, he should stop eating dead animals, even plants. They live too. But he considers their lives forfeit because they don't share the same chemical reactions in his brain ( which is only slightly different than theirs). Why do we keep living? Because we are the next step in human evolution, we will survive when his world ends since it can't carry these lies anymore, we saw through that lies. And in the off chance that we don't survive, we will be the ones still acting cool; putting on our sunglasses, smiling at the girl next door just as the bombs go off and we don't even change. We are nothing in life, we will be nothing when we're dead.
----------coming soon is relationship guide. yes yes I know you can't wait to win at LIFE.