Skaroq
2008-07-10, 01:58 AM
Anyone else break into laughter when they read the article?
So, anyway. Anyone here ever read DM of the Rings? Alright, so we borrow the DMing style from DMotR, which is depriving your players of loot and xp enough so that they are like rewards to them. Next? Toss in a gingerbread golem.
Fighter: GET HIM!
Wizard: Disintegrate! Scorching Ray! Cone of Cold!
Gingerbread Golem: Cast, cast, cast as much as you can, you can't kill me, I'm the gingerbread man!
Rogue: Noooo! Our pretty little chunk of xp is running off!
Cleric: Dammit! We were foiled by a guy who doesn't even have fingers!
DM: *Laughs his ass off*
Just think of the possibilities...
I got one! You know how it says some evil bards make tiny assassin gingerbread golems?
Evil Recurring Villain: Behold the Ninjabread Man!
So, anyway. Anyone here ever read DM of the Rings? Alright, so we borrow the DMing style from DMotR, which is depriving your players of loot and xp enough so that they are like rewards to them. Next? Toss in a gingerbread golem.
Fighter: GET HIM!
Wizard: Disintegrate! Scorching Ray! Cone of Cold!
Gingerbread Golem: Cast, cast, cast as much as you can, you can't kill me, I'm the gingerbread man!
Rogue: Noooo! Our pretty little chunk of xp is running off!
Cleric: Dammit! We were foiled by a guy who doesn't even have fingers!
DM: *Laughs his ass off*
Just think of the possibilities...
I got one! You know how it says some evil bards make tiny assassin gingerbread golems?
Evil Recurring Villain: Behold the Ninjabread Man!