Toast vs Toast: regarding vs threads

[Mr. Scaly]

So my sister's boyfriend and I were having a usual conversation, discussing the latest super hero movies and what would come out next, and somehow it turns to a vague Superman vs Hulk comment. At which point he says:

"We need to get you away from those forums. Ask them all this...what do you prefer, toast with the top buttered or toast with the bottom buttered?"

So to spite him, I am here to ask you that question. :smalltongue:

[Telonius]

Butter side up. Only a filthy Zook would want it any other way.:smallbiggrin:

[Setra]

Butter side down, obviously.

[Prophaniti]

Butter side up. I mean, people who try for butter side down are living with their heads in the sand, ignoring the simple facts of life... like gravity.

[Arioch]

Unless you're trying for a cat-based perpetual motion machine (http://www.physics.leeds.ac.uk/pages/PerpetualMotion), butter-side-up is the way to go.

[Fri]

Butter Side Up. But most of the time I folded the toast so the butter ended up doubled in the middle.

[Mephibosheth]

Butter side up. Only a filthy Zook would want it any other way.:smallbiggrin:

Butter side down! And I'll sneak up and slingshot your tough-tufted prickly snick-berry switch, so there's nothing you can do about it :smallamused:.


Let the arms race begin!

[Oslecamo]

Fools. I butter BOTH sides of the toast.

[Mx.Silver]

Fools. I butter BOTH sides of the toast.

No, that way lies nothing but greasy stains. Butter-side up it the true path to enlightenment. Although crumpets beat toast no matter how it's buttered.