This site is an abomination.

[AstralFire]

Words fail me. (http://www.babytoupee.com/)

[Moff Chumley]

...That is truly horrible. I shall have to sic a legion of hackers onto it.

[Castaras]

Agreed.

Death to it. :smallfurious:

[Collin152]

...That is truly horrible. I shall have to sic a legion of hackers onto it.

Not that you know any, right?

[Moff Chumley]

This guy's website. (http://www.pennyontherail.com/) Trust me, this guy is pretty proficient with computers. [/understatement]

[GrassyGnoll]

Wait, people! Let's be reasonable here. If we sic a legion of hackers on steroids on this website the livelihood of some delusional Minnesotan housewife may be crushed!

Go with my blessing, nay with the blessing of the whole internet

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

That's hilarious.

If that's the worst or most absurd thing you've seen online, you people need to surf more. This is the same internet that gave us DVD rewinders!!

[Tom_Violence]

I agree - that was funny. More I say!

[Destro_Yersul]

DVD... rewinders... GAH! MY IQ! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY POOR BRAIN CELLS!

On a side note, the website in the op is indeed quite silly and needs to be burned. with napalm.

[CrazedGoblin]

Words fail me. (http://www.babytoupee.com/)

thats funny but disturbing at the same time...

[AstralFire]

That's hilarious.

If that's the worst or most absurd thing you've seen online, you people need to surf more. This is the same internet that gave us DVD rewinders!!

Yeah, but that was intentionally dumb.


This guy's website. (http://www.pennyontherail.com/) Trust me, this guy is pretty proficient with computers. [/understatement]

That is a well-designed site. Very pretty.

[The Demented One]

Ex-ter-min-ate!

[Dallas-Dakota]

I dislike it.

I´ve seen worse though, much worse, so I´m not gonna respond to heavily to it.

[TigerHunter]

DVD... rewinders... GAH! MY IQ! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY POOR BRAIN CELLS!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-dvd-rewinder.jpg

[Pyro]

It's hard to tell how real that site is because the about section is pretty goofy...well goofier.

Real or not fairly hilarious find.

Edit: Yeah I think it's a tongue in cheek thing

[AstralFire]

It's hard to tell how real that site is because the about section is pretty goofy...well goofier.

Real or not fairly hilarious find.

Edit: Yeah I think it's a tongue in cheek thing

Ah, I didn't bother to check. My bad.

The DVD Rewinder was made purely as a joke, similarly.

[wojonatior]

You think thats weird? go find the stumble upon toolbar and you will find much more unusual stuff.

[Saurous]

Oh, what is the word coming to? Babies do not need toupees! They're bald for a reason, dammit! I'm not sure what the reason is, but I'm sure there is one nonetheless.

[DraPrime]

I know two (and a half) languages, and I can't find the words to describe how insane that site is.

[Sneak]

Personally, I find it amusing. Sure, I would (probably) never do that to my kid, but the concept is amusing.

[Pinnacle]

"Patent pending"?

[Zarrexaij]

Hahaha, that's so insane and inane. :smallbiggrin: :smallamused:

Really, if that's the worst you've seen, you need to surf the Internet more. :smalltongue:

[Saurous]

"Patent pending"?

Apparently a wig is a completely different device if you put it on a child.

[St.Sinner]

Haha, look at this (http://www.kittywigs.com/wigindex.html) then. Here's a sample of what lovely products the human imagination is able to dream up:
http://www.kittywigs.com/chickenpinkfull.jpg

[Jack Squat]

The site is real, that or they don't tell you it's a joke until after the order process (I didn't buy one, but did go to the checkout to better check to see if it was real).

That being said, "The Donald" does look the most natural. I went bald twice as an infant, so I can see where some people may freak out and buy wigs for their kids if that happens. My parents just did the smart thing and laugh about me looking like Willard Scott :smalltongue:

[Jimorian]

http://www.10k4awife.com/

The fact that the site's been up with this proposition for about 10 years now makes it funnier/sadder.

[AstralFire]

Hahaha, that's so insane and inane. :smallbiggrin: :smallamused:

Really, if that's the worst you've seen, you need to surf the Internet more. :smalltongue:

No, it's just the best I can get an actual comedic reaction from.

The worst thing I have ever and will ever see on the internet is Harlequin Fetus, probably the only website to ever leave me both with tears and nightmares, no exaggeration on either.

[Jayngfet]

Baby wigs? What's next, baby fursuits?

I may need to write that one down...

[Mauve Shirt]

At first I thought you were talking about giantitp.com. :smalltongue:
That website is absolutely ridiculous, but not the stupidest thing on the internet.

[Bitzeralisis]

At first I thought you were talking about giantitp.com. :smalltongue:

Same here. :smalleek:

[wojonatior]

This just proves they are joking around. (http://www.babytoupee.com/aboutus.htm)

[Silence]

This just proves they are joking around. (http://www.babytoupee.com/aboutus.htm)

*thwump*



That was the sound of my brain imploding.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Baby wigs? What's next, baby fursuits?

I may need to write that one down...

Too late, 1/3 of all kids clothes are designed to make them look like animals! The parents still become upset if you feed them dog biscuits though.

Back on topic, if they truly give proceeds to Locks of Love then more power to Baby Toupees!

[Silence]

Too late, 1/3 of all kids clothes are designed to make them look like animals! The parents still become upset if you feed them dog biscuits though.


Quoted for truth.

[de-trick]

so yah baby wigs gonna have to say that its not gonna make someone a billionaire.

Just reminds me that theres no use of becoming a inventor, cause this is proof that they have nothing left to invent, and their scaping the barrel for ideas

[Tragic_Comedian]

It's not that bad. Kind of... touching, in a way.

[Pinnacle]

This just proves they are joking around. (http://www.babytoupee.com/aboutus.htm)

I'm not sure, but I think those are baby pictures of the people named, who are currently adults.

It looks like you can actually buy those things, so the site to sell them is therefore serious.

As someone already said, the checkout button works.

[Pyro]

The about site could be the actual creators, but with baby pictures to make it cute.

What really pins it down for me is that only one of the charities of the charity page link somewhere. The other two show a 404 with this url

http://www.babytoupee.com/www.storytellercenter.org

or this

http://www.babytoupee.com/www.sbbowl.com

[Jack Squat]

The about site could be the actual creators, but with baby pictures to make it cute.

What really pins it down for me is that only one of the charities of the charity page link somewhere. The other two show a 404 with this url

http://www.babytoupee.com/www.storytellercenter.org

or this

http://www.babytoupee.com/www.sbbowl.com

If you get rid of the "www.babytoupee.com/" the links work fine...something tells me it's probably just a stupid mistake.

[BizzaroStormy]

Bah! Fight stupid with stupid. One post of that site's existance on 4chan would result in either a new meeme, that site being violently shut down withing hours (im not kidding) or both.

[AstralFire]

Bah! Fight stupid with stupid. One post of that site's existance on 4chan would result in either a new meeme, that site being violently shut down withing hours (im not kidding) or both.

I try to avoid encouraging /b/. They should really just be forgotten.

[BizzaroStormy]

Oh gud, not /b/. I was considering /v/ or even /a/.

[Recaiden]

I've seen this before, and it was terrifying then. It reminded me of this Baby Mop (http://inventorspot.com/articles/get_baby_ready_housework_11326).
I also thought the title refered to giantitp

[Tirian]

These guys are total amateurs compared to the creepy baby picture retouching (http://knifefight.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/05/weirded_out.html#more) menace that plagued the internets a few years ago. Apparently they've all been driven underground, because I can only find the horrified blog posts about them now.

[Pyro]

If you get rid of the "www.babytoupee.com/" the links work fine...something tells me it's probably just a stupid mistake.

Ahhh ok...probably should have checked that.

Well in that case I give that website an official certificate of insanity.

[Bayar]

Words fail me. (http://www.babytoupee.com/)

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii291/CandinArt/047-JustWalkAway.jpg

I'm leaving this thread befre my SAN sues me for mental damage.

[Ranna]

How... what... how on earth did you find that?

Toupee fetish?

[wojonatior]

What i meant is that they are just messing around and having fun.

[AstralFire]

How... what... how on earth did you find that?

Toupee fetish?

Someone linked me to it.

[Recaiden]

How... what... how on earth did you find that?

Toupee fetish?

A link to it from someone.

[kpenguin]

I don't know what you're talking about. That site is awesome!

I'm always looking for ways to humiliate people. Now I can humiliate babies without looking too much like a jerk (maybe an idiot, but not a jerk)

[Silence]

that site being violently shut down withing hours (im not kidding) or both.

Five words:

10 gigs of gay porn.

[Thufir]

See Charity to learn more about the children’s charities that we support!

Damnit, Charity! Playgrounders should have better standards!

[Castaras]

Yay, I'm not the only one who thought that when I saw it. :smalltongue: <.< >.>

[Renrik]

Words fail me. (http://www.babytoupee.com/)

Before I open this link, I want to make it clear that so helpp me God, if this turns out to be a link to any site involving a variable number fo young women and a cup, I am going to kill yu through the very fabric of the internet.

.... oh. It's baby toupees.

Yeah, that's also pretty bad.

[AstralFire]

Before I open this link, I want to make it clear that so helpp me God, if this turns out to be a link to any site involving a variable number fo young women and a cup, I am going to kill yu through the very fabric of the internet.

.... oh. It's baby toupees.

Yeah, that's also pretty bad.

Shock sites bore me.

[Pyro]

Shock sites bore me.

But this one shocks you? Interesting...


Damnit, Charity! Playgrounders should have better standards!

Charity briefly flashed across my mind too. It's like he's in my head or something.

[bibliophile]

However, they shock me.

[AstralFire]

But this one shocks you? Interesting...



Charity briefly flashed across my mind too. It's like he's in my head or something.

Mundane bizarreness is one thing. Something someone does more or less purely for attention is another. Sorta like what's -really- scarier, Brave New World or the witch from Hansel and Gretel.

[Tom_Violence]

I'm not sure, but I think those are baby pictures of the people named, who are currently adults.

It looks like you can actually buy those things, so the site to sell them is therefore serious.

As someone already said, the checkout button works.

Just because someone's able to make money from a joke in no way stops it being a joke.

As the previously mentioned DVD Rewinders example neatly illustrates, gag gifts do make money, and even the dumbest-sounding gifts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_rock) can and often do sell.

[Pyro]

Mundane bizarreness is one thing. Something someone does more or less purely for attention is another. Sorta like what's -really- scarier, Brave New World or the witch from Hansel and Gretel.

I never read Brave New World so that comparison is lost on me.

[wojonatior]

#1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sanchome/525890022/)
#2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=156464&in_page_id=34)
#3 (http://ooze.com/pweeta/)
#4 (http://thecontaminated.com/creepy-snowballs/)
#5 (http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/cube/)
Proof this isn't the weirdest thing ever on the internet(besides 4chan)(and it took me 10 minutes to find all of those links)

[Terraoblivion]

Wha...bu...whyyyyyy? :smalleek:

[AstralFire]

I never read Brave New World so that comparison is lost on me.

You familiar with 1984?


#1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sanchome/525890022/)
#2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=156464&in_page_id=34)
#3 (http://ooze.com/pweeta/)
#4 (http://thecontaminated.com/creepy-snowballs/)
#5 (http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/cube/)
Proof this isn't the weirdest thing ever on the internet(besides 4chan)(and it took me 10 minutes to find all of those links)

You... really don't have to convince me, you know. It was a hyperbolic statement made out of faux horror.

[Justyn]

#1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sanchome/525890022/)
#2 (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=156464&in_page_id=34)
#3 (http://ooze.com/pweeta/)
#4 (http://thecontaminated.com/creepy-snowballs/)
#5 (http://www.alltooflat.com/pranks/cube/)
Proof this isn't the weirdest thing ever on the internet(besides 4chan)(and it took me 10 minutes to find all of those links)

If you thought those were shocking. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) I HAD to.

[wojonatior]

If you thought those were shocking. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) I HAD to.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[Sucrose]

If you thought those were shocking. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU) I HAD to.

Is it wrong for me to enjoy getting that prank pulled on me? I actually like the song.

[Pyro]

You familiar with 1984?

Enough...I suppose it takes the place of Brave New World?

[Sonar009]

Abominations must be destroyed.




http://www.netdisaster.com/go.php?mode=bomb&destruction=massive&url=http://www.babytoupee.com/



Or, for those who prefer to do it themselves:

http://www.netdisaster.com/goff.php?mode=bomb&lang=en&destruction=massive&control=on&url=http://www.babytoupee.com/

[Inhuman Bot]

That wasn't as bad as I thought. When I read the link "baby toupee" and thought of all the dead baby jokes... O.o

[wojonatior]

That wasn't as bad as I thought. When I read the link "baby toupee" and thought of all the dead baby jokes... O.o

OH DUDE!
thats horrible...

[Oeep Snaec]

Lol, babies look retarded. Toupees make it worse.