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Linkavitch
2008-08-01, 12:27 PM
What should the next clown/puppet god be? We've got Banjo, god of...banjos, Banjulhu, reincarnated god of banjos, and Giggles god of Slapstick comedy! What should be next? I think it ought to be...Pinocchio, president god of puppet clown gods! his campaign slogan..."I'll make you all into real boys!" (I really don't expect anyone to be serious about this. Oh, by the way, anyone actually started a DnD game with BAnjo as one of the clerics possible gods?)

Ironwolf172
2008-08-01, 01:24 PM
I think the reincarnated Giggles would be next.

Liwen
2008-08-01, 02:05 PM
I don't want Durkon to go nuts again, but the next puppet god should be a redhaired puppet girlfriend for banjo. I wonder where He'll get that idea...

Innis Cabal
2008-08-01, 02:16 PM
Female puppet: Sexual Innuendo, favored weapon will be the belt of gender reverasel

Raging Gene Ray
2008-08-01, 02:27 PM
Pinocchio, president god of puppet clown gods! his campaign slogan..."I'll make you all into real boys!"

Um...I think Pinocchio already has the sexual innuendo thing covered.

Gamerlord
2008-08-01, 02:53 PM
ojnab, puppet god of law and evil!

d'Bwobsling
2008-08-01, 03:47 PM
Don't forget the puppets civil liberties union

Mercenary Pen
2008-08-01, 04:54 PM
Marcel, puppet god of mime...

Imagine Elan walking into an invisible wall made by one of his own puppet gods.

Ferrous
2008-08-02, 12:51 PM
Marcel, puppet god of mime...

Imagine Elan walking into an invisible wall made by one of his own puppet gods.

Epic!

Actually, I think it's entirely possible that the puppet-god pantheonette may spread without Elan's direct influence. The orcs now have the ability (assuming they can leave the island) to spread the holy spirit of Giggles - and I believe that since Giggles and Banjo are part of the same pantheon, that Banjo too will get more followers by default. And now, the Orcs can start worshipping new puppet gods without their prophet. If a mime doesn't come up (I think that'd be a good one), I think "Bucket" will be the new one. He's the poor puppet that's the butt of all jokes.

Linkavitch
2008-08-03, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Gamerkid:
ojnab, puppet god of law and evil!

Honestly, ojnab is the best you can come up with? I mean I thought Pinocchio was lame...

Kato
2008-08-03, 01:25 PM
I'd go with ukulel the god of the seas or bass the god of rocks or guitar the god of heroes... (omg, are those bad ones, please excuse me, I'll shot myself now)

Firestar27
2008-08-03, 04:03 PM
Honestly, ojnab is the best you can come up with? I mean I thought Pinocchio was lame...

It's "Banjo" backwards. Like Elan and Nale.

Stormpax
2008-08-03, 04:10 PM
I like the idea of a mime puppet god.

Ramien
2008-08-03, 08:27 PM
I like the idea of a mime puppet god.

But how could a mime god give commandments?

Since we know Banjo and Giggles are brothers, possibly a parent puppet?

Zolem
2008-08-03, 08:58 PM
[QUOTE=Ramien;4646220]But how could a mime god give commandments?

[QUOTE]

He invents signlanguage. And invisible crossbows.

Cleverdan22
2008-08-03, 09:05 PM
Realistically, I don't think there will be another, but since when is realism a problem here?

Poopy: God of toilet jokes.

Graymayre
2008-08-04, 09:29 AM
Hmm, what if at some point in the comic elan does creat a puppet pantheon, then combines all of the puppet gods' relatively weak divine power into a more divine entity which he uses to crush xykon or nale...

Mina Kobold
2008-08-04, 12:09 PM
i think it depends on who its for, and since only dumb godless people/monsters join i think Thoggy god of half-orcs and barbarians would be a good choise. :thog:

Linkavitch
2008-08-08, 09:42 AM
Hey, I just thought of one... O-Ra-Kal, puppet god of Kobolds!