Borg from across the Globe

[Dwight T. Barns]

We are the Canadian Borg,
resistance would be impolite,
please wait to be assimilated.
Pour l'assimitaltion en francais,
veuillez appeyez sur 2.

My sister found this online and i thought it was great!
if anyone comes across anything like it, or wants to make one of their own, please post it here for all to enjoy!

*the quote above is not mine and I do not take credit for it in anyway, and I apologize for not knowing the original creator*

[Prophaniti]

One my dad likes to say...

We're the West Coast Borg.
You'll really dig assimilation, man.
Resistance is like, a total bummer.

[Austran]

If the Canadians are Borg, then who is the Dominium?

[Prophaniti]

France, maybe?

[Dwight T. Barns]

hmm Canada is a Dominion.... this is a good question! with their political outlook though, I'd say they are like the states, on steroids...

[Werewindlefr]

France, maybe?
Yes, and I am the founder that came to the alpha quadrant to oversee the Jem'Hadar conquest of the Federation-Romulan-Klingonese space.

[Castaras]

Assimilatin' and it ain't fun
I fought the Borg and the Borg won
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,
I miss my starship and my hair bun,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.

A drone is like a nun...
I left my XO and I feel so bad,
He's the best one I've ever had,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.

Assaultin' planets with a ray gun,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won,
I wanted transwarp 'cause we had none,
I fought the Borg and the Borg won
I fought the Borg and the Borg won.

[Rawhide]

Google doesn't know the word appeyur.


Translation: French » English
Pour l'assimitaltion en francais, veuillez appeyur sur 2.
For assimitaltion in French,
please appeyur 2.

And googling for appeyur finds only this thread...



Anyone know what word was supposed to be there?

[randman22222]

Appuyez. :smallsmile:

EDIT: @V: Psst. Secret. I don't actually speak French. Only a little bit of Spanish. :smallredface:

[Werewindlefr]

Appuyez. :smallsmile:
Appuyer. Infinitif. Veuillez appuyer.

[Rawhide]

Appuyez. :smallsmile:

Thankee !

[Dwight T. Barns]

oh my god, i am so sorry that was a typo! as a half-Acadian i should be ashamed!

[alexeduardo]

We Are the Mexican Borg,
Resistance is just too much work,
You will be tried to be assimilated but we WILL give up
para assimilación en español presione 2


it's lame, but I wanted to see how it turned out

[Werewindlefr]

Aren't the borgs supposed to be Swedish anyway?

[fraud]

we are the swedish borg
and... I got nothing:smalltongue:

[Dragor]

we are the swedish borg
and... I got nothing:smalltongue:

Something to do with meatballs. Or Ikea. (mmmm, meatballs.)

[randman22222]

Ve are ze German Borg!
Resistance against us vill fail!
You vill be assimilated, UND YOU VILL LIKE IT!
Für Assimilation auf Deutsch,
bitte drücken Sie zwoh.

Helped in line two by Kaelaroth.
Rest by me.

[Were-Sandwich]

We are the English borg, old chap
You will be assimilated, its character building
Resistance would be a jolly rotten idea

[Ilena]

Lol this is sweet :P

[Cristo Meyers]

We are the American Borg
If you get this joke, you've already been assimilated.

[Dwight T. Barns]

OoooOOOoooOOOOoooo thats a great one!

[Ilena]

Accually yes it is, I do get it but avoided the assimilation part! But only slightly for i do live just an hour above the border (depending on the wait time :P)

[randman22222]

I don't get the joke, but my passport is trying to persuade me that I am half-American.

What's the joke? :smallconfused:

[Cristo Meyers]

I don't get the joke, but my passport is trying to persuade me that I am half-American.

What's the joke? :smallconfused:

Think "cultural assimilation" and that Star Trek and the Borg are an American creation.

[randman22222]

Oh. So I did get it... :smallconfused:

[Ilena]

Basicly the american society is discribed as a melting pot of cultures, in america if you come from say ... india you are an american indian, if you come from say france, you are american french (well kinda like that but the point is you are american first then whatever else)

where in canada we are a mulitcultural country, where you are say a french canadian, or indocanadian, and so forth,

im not exacly sure how to put it into words but does that make sense?

[Dwight T. Barns]

thats almost word for word of what my Social Studies teacher said in grade 9! really good explanation.

[Paladin29]

There is no spanish borg, assimilation is futile, we resist all like a cockroach.
Para chulerias en español pulse 3. :smallbiggrin:

[Ilena]

Lol thats more or less what mine said too, just tried to remember it as best i can from 7ish years ago :P

[Emperor Ing]

Basicly the american society is discribed as a melting pot of cultures, in america if you come from say ... india you are an american indian, if you come from say france, you are american french (well kinda like that but the point is you are american first then whatever else)

No no NO!! You got it backwards! American Indian, AKA Native american.
Citizens born in India are Indian Americans
Citizens from France ar French Americans.
Citizens from Mexico are Mexican Americans
And so forth. You got it backwards. :smalltongue:

[Morty]

We're Polish Borg.
Resistance would make it too much work for us.
You'll be assimilated.
Eventually.
When we stop bickering among ourselves, that is.
Dla asymilacji po polsku, naciśnij 2.

[Eldan]

Hmm. Well, we would probably handle it like this:

We are the Swiss Borg.
Come in, buy some souvenirs.
If you want to be assimilated, whatever, since our banks already have your money.
Für eine Assimiliation in Deutsch, drücken sie die zwei.
Pour l'assimitaltion en francais, veuillez appeyur sur 3.
((Same thing in Italian and Rumantsch Grischun. I fail at the languages of our country.))