Thoughtbot360
2008-08-23, 02:16 PM
Hi. I'm making a character (Pence) who draws his power from the comedy. I'm actually a little low on jokes right now. But I'd thought I'd workshop what I have.
Scene 1
*In the tavern, during his introduction to the campaign*
Pence: *to audience in tavern* ..So then the Ettin said "That's not my other head, thats my wife!"
Scene 2
Pence: Okay. My mimic power only works if I can make a convincing impression of the wizard. This will take me carefully envisioning the way that the wizard carries himself, words his sentences, and every other minute detail about him. AHEM *hunches himself over while using a coathanger as an impromptu staff.* KEKEKEKE! I AM AN ALMIGHTY *GOD*! BECAUSE ONLY A GOD COULD STUFF AS MANY FOUR-SYLLABLE WORDS INTO A SINGLE MONOLOGUE! TASTE MY FART GAS! STINKING MIST, or like cloud or something...your spells have silly names.
Expected reaction to scene 2
Wizard: OMG, that is NOT how I act at all! I'm not even hunchbacked! You are such a prodigious-
Pence: Hey! It worked! The remaining Ogres are nauseated!
GM: Yes...it was the spell that nauseated them....
Scene 3 -highly situational, but a man can dream can't he?-
Party: *Watches as the sickening cute sprite character gets squished by a monster*
Pence: *Collects some of the sprite's bodily fluids into a potion flask and hands it to the healer*
Healer: :smalleek:
Pence: Drink Sprite!
Healer: :smallconfused:
Pence: Obey your Thirst.
Scene 1
*In the tavern, during his introduction to the campaign*
Pence: *to audience in tavern* ..So then the Ettin said "That's not my other head, thats my wife!"
Scene 2
Pence: Okay. My mimic power only works if I can make a convincing impression of the wizard. This will take me carefully envisioning the way that the wizard carries himself, words his sentences, and every other minute detail about him. AHEM *hunches himself over while using a coathanger as an impromptu staff.* KEKEKEKE! I AM AN ALMIGHTY *GOD*! BECAUSE ONLY A GOD COULD STUFF AS MANY FOUR-SYLLABLE WORDS INTO A SINGLE MONOLOGUE! TASTE MY FART GAS! STINKING MIST, or like cloud or something...your spells have silly names.
Expected reaction to scene 2
Wizard: OMG, that is NOT how I act at all! I'm not even hunchbacked! You are such a prodigious-
Pence: Hey! It worked! The remaining Ogres are nauseated!
GM: Yes...it was the spell that nauseated them....
Scene 3 -highly situational, but a man can dream can't he?-
Party: *Watches as the sickening cute sprite character gets squished by a monster*
Pence: *Collects some of the sprite's bodily fluids into a potion flask and hands it to the healer*
Healer: :smalleek:
Pence: Drink Sprite!
Healer: :smallconfused:
Pence: Obey your Thirst.