The UnderTown (plot-y place)

[Green-Shirt Q]

The UnderTown......the afterlife of those who once lived in the town, unless they choose another plane based on their religion. Only dead townies can be here.

About the size of the town, and all the features of the town copied. Everything in the UnderTown is the same as it is in the Town except gloomy looking, as everything is of dark, gloomy colours.

Almost all the dead townies now live here for eternity, if their sins are weighing them down. The less sins you did in life, the more gravity you have in the UnderTown. However, if you do not have enough sins to weigh you down enough, you may float to the OverTown, a place similar to heaven.

Right now, Bortak lay on the ground, a most unhappy and confused gargoyle.

Where the hell am I? All I remeber is that I....died? Did I die?!:smalleek:

Bortak wanders around to see if anyone else is around for him to talk to.

[LordVader]

((Wait a second...I think we need to state that Townies do not automatically go here upon death; some may wish to go the planes of a particular god. It's not really fair to force an afterlife upon them.))

[Green-Shirt Q]

((Wait a second...I think we need to state that Townies do not automatically go here upon death; some may wish to go the planes of a particular god. It's not really fair to force an afterlife upon them.))

((Fair enough. Sorry, hadn't thought of that.))

[Green-Shirt Q]

In the UnderTown, several Mr. Clowns are running around and slapping each other.

Excuse me?

WhAT?! They say all at once.

Where am I?

DEAD! They all say.

Bortak frowns. :smallfrown: :smalleek: :smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

A voice calls out to Bortak.

You... are not truly dead....are you?

What?! Who are you? Where am I?

I am the UnderMayor. I created the undertown as a home for townies that haved passed away.....

You have not passed away yet.

Really?

Possibly.

Bortak falls on his face like some kind of anime character.

You must prove that you are still alive before I can send you back to the town.

How?

I don't know.

Bortak flops again.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Maybe you can prove you are alive by doing something only an alive person can do?

Bortak thinks.......

I am walking and talking, aren't I?

The dead can do that too. Liches can.

Okay then. What about breathe?

You don't breathe either.

Bortak really thinks hard.

[Doran_Liadon]

You gots skin and normal body temp.

[Green-Shirt Q]

He hears a voice......and it gives him an idea.

What about flesh? And body tempreture?

Everybody has those in the UnderTown.

Ah Nuts.

Bortak continues to think.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak starts to cry.

:smallfrown: awww man. None of my friends are here and it's dark and I'm hungry!

You...hungry?

Yeah. Got and BBQ hydra heads down here in the after life? I'm starving.

The dead don't eat.

Huh? :smallconfused:

Bortak is warped out of the UnderTown. He is saved by his hunger.:smalltongue:

[Doran_Liadon]

Huh...I always figured that might happen...