Guess Collin's age!

[Moff Chumley]

First of all, he's no doubt going to tell me the second he sees this thread. But! I won't believe him. This thread is for speculating Collin152's age. Wild theories, inane logic, and nonsensical guesses welcome.

I am convinced that Collin has two personalities: a geeky fourteen year-old, and Groucho Marx as a lich. :smalltongue:

[black dragoon]

I'm going with him actually being Aiken The Friendly Fiend.

[Felixaar]

42. Someone had to say it.

[Collin152]

First of all, he's no doubt going to tell me the second he sees this thread. But! I won't believe him. This thread is for speculating Collin152's age. Wild theories, inane logic, and nonsensical guesses welcome.

I am convinced that Collin has two personalities: a geeky fourteen year-old, and Groucho Marx as a lich. :smalltongue:

Groucho Marx?

Also, only two personalities?

Psh.
I'd spoil your fun, but I've said it in enough places. And it's on my profile...

[Sneak]

Older than that sticky stuff on the bottom of the movie theater floor. :O

Or, failing that...seventeen. :smalltongue:

[Player_Zero]

152, duh. It's right there in his username.

[Collin152]

152, duh. It's right there in his username.

Shush. Nobody knows the significance of that number. Don't draw attention to it.

[Player_Zero]

So, what's the deal with this 152 then?

It's gotta' be really important, right?

[Copacetic]

Well lets see. His username has 9 letters, so 9 to the ninth power is 387420489. Divide that by the sum plus the product of the digits in his username. Get 4842756.1125, and the multiply that by the multiplicatal inverse of all the superate digits in his username except 1. Get 484275.61125. Divide by the first 9 digits of pi. Get 154149.7148747149, the shift the decimal one to the right, then 5 to the left, then two to the right. Get 154.149714874719. And that, in in my opinion, is excatly how old Collin152 is in.

[Moff Chumley]

Um, I think we all know how old he is. This is just more fun.

And by two personalities, I just mean two MAIN personalities. The rest of them are exclusive to each post or sentence.

[Phae Nymna]

Here, if you explain 152, I'll explain numbers 801, 917, and 6047.

Or, I might even tell you which one is actually important. :smallamused:

Anyway... *Dons Psicrown of Mindraping* Answer, or be forced.

[chiasaur11]

Three.

He's a government created AI.

Don't try to deny it.

[black dragoon]

That or he is the GIANT site itself spawned from the rampant posting.

[chiasaur11]

That or he is the GIANT site itself spawned from the rampant posting.

Notice how the middle letters of giant are AI backwards.

[Collin152]

Here, if you explain 152, I'll explain numbers 801, 917, and 6047.

Or, I might even tell you which one is actually important. :smallamused:

Anyway... *Dons Psicrown of Mindraping* Answer, or be forced.

Very well, I'll tell you. The secret is... mindrape!


Three.

He's a government created AI.

Don't try to deny it.

I won't try, then.


That or he is the GIANT site itself spawned from the rampant posting.

Rich, he's onto me. Back us up.

[SurlySeraph]

Collin152 is your own minds way of telling you that it is going to eat you.

[EmeraldRose]

C.


moar stuffs

[black dragoon]

Haha Ever since I got the fedora wearing Avatar I've had incredible deductive powers....Wait you're THE GIANT.

[Recaiden]

He's 14. Doesn't everyone know that? :smallconfused: I used to suspect him of being a timeless manifestation of evil, but i got over that.

[Collin152]

Haha Ever since I got the fedora wearing Avatar I've had incredible deductive powers....Wait you're THE GIANT.

I am a Giant.
The Giant?
Nah, he's sooooo much taller.

[black dragoon]

whew brushed a close one there. Didn't want to get stepped on.

[Vespe Ratavo]

He's really been dead for a hundred years.

This "Collin152" is actually an AI controlled meme, who is in in our base, killin our dudes. We must enlist the Giant Enemy Crab to attack his weak point for massive damage. Over nine thousand.

[Collin152]

He's really been dead for a hundred years.

This "Collin152" is actually an AI controlled meme, who is in in our base, killin our dudes. We must enlist the Giant Enemy Crab to attack his weak point for massive damage. Over nine thousand.

Yes, yes, I'm a meme...
Or I will be!

Fly, my pretties, fly, and scatter me cross the net!

[black dragoon]

No it can't be....You're SNOWCRASH:smalleek:
God help us all. We are doomed.

[Kneenibble]

I am convinced that Collin has two personalities: a geeky fourteen year-old, and Groucho Marx as a lich. :smalltongue:

GROUCHO MARX AS A LICH.
I love you for saying that.

He's a brilliant black-and-white-era physical comedian.
Here's him on "I Love Lucy." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Th2dnSsXw)

As a lich...
That's terrifying.

Edit:
****, wait a minute. That's Harpo Marx.
That's Groucho with the cigar who comes in at the end.
My bad.
...the bit is still awesome.

[Arrogonios]

Goodness...Do none of you know? Just how much of yourself do you put out on these forums, Collin?

[black dragoon]

Oh god I hope he is not meme I don't want to go comatose....:smallfrown:

[Collin152]

Goodness...Do none of you know? Just how much of yourself do you put out on these forums, Collin?

Oh, they all know.
And as for how much...
Well, tell the dear gentleman, Admiral Walrus, Thurfir, Unique.

[ocato]

I'm 22. And you spelled it wrong. It's "Colin".


...rubes.

[Collin152]

I'm 22. And you spelled it wrong. It's "Colin".


...rubes.

You're wrong too, it's spelled コーリン.

[reorith]

152, duh. It's right there in his username.

he made his username three years ago, so by now it would 155. unless he was metric of course

[Collin152]

he made his username three years ago, so by now it would 155. unless he was metric of course

But I'm immortal.
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen."
"How long have you been seventeen?"
"..a while."

[Unique]

Hey. Stop calling attention to me!

Must remain carefully anonymous...

[chiasaur11]

If he's snowcrash...
Then non-hackers are pretty much safe unless they hang around people who constantly speak in tongues.

Still, to be safe, I'll make sure my next security system has "Hiro Protagonist" listed in the programming credits.

[Suzuro]

......I think he is the living embodiment of anon....

-Suzuro

[Arrogonios]

Collin, didn't we decide no Twilight references?

[skywalker]

If he's snowcrash...
Then non-hackers are pretty much safe unless they hang around people who constantly speak in tongues.

Still, to be safe, I'll make sure my next security system has "Hiro Protagonist" listed in the programming credits.

Here I was, when people said "construct" I was thinking "Dixie Flat-Line."

Man, I need to update my cyber-punk brain to the 90s, huh?

My guess was 16.

I was close.

[Ethrael]

Older than me. By a certain amount of years which can be calculated by his awesomeness.

*does calculation*
*checks profile*

Aww, crap!

*starts over*...

Also, shouldn't this be in the SMBG? It's too fun...

[Pepz]

I'll go for 1/5^2 , sounds about right to me

[loopy]

I figured it out, but Collin152 showed up out of nowhere and smashed my abacus. :smallfrown:

[Castaras]

12356.3123589

135

64

64

64

Zoo lane.

Where did that come from?

Hmm.

I guess... 78.

[chiasaur11]

Here I was, when people said "construct" I was thinking "Dixie Flat-Line."

Man, I need to update my cyber-punk brain to the 90s, huh?

My guess was 16.

I was close.

Yeah, you really do, if you like things that are awesome. Seriously, there's more BA in Pizza delivery in that book than most books have in their armed services.

Likewise, I need to read Nueromancer. Just for historical purposes.

[Collin152]

Collin, didn't we decide no Twilight references?

When, Robert dearest, did we come to that decision?
I recall no such decision!
I will not uphold any decision I canot recall making!

[Moff Chumley]

I figured it out. My computer is completely controlled by an alien entity, who speaks to me under the name Collin152. I IS AA JEBEUS!

[chiasaur11]

I figured it out. My computer is completely controlled by an alien entity, who speaks to me under the name Collin152. I IS AA JEBEUS!

More specifically, your computer is controlled by a headcrab ghost.

Otherwise, you're right on.

[black dragoon]

Forget pizza I'm worried about the heat A DOG packs in that book.
I revise my theory Colin125 is the 125th generation of ghost program that uses the internet to process data and communicate. On at least 124 other forum sites there is a Similar entity that calls itself ColinXXX.

[Collin152]

Forget pizza I'm worried about the heat A DOG packs in that book.
I revise my theory Colin125 is the 125th generation of ghost program that uses the internet to process data and communicate. On at least 124 other forum sites there is a Similar entity that calls itself ColinXXX.

Ooh, close, but no cigar.
You won't find any of the other Collins on the internet...
We've been around far much longer than that.
Haven't even always been Collin.
Though the name has always began with a C.

[chiasaur11]

Ooh, close, but no cigar.
You won't find any of the other Collins on the internet...
We've been around far much longer than that.
Haven't even always been Collin.
Though the name has always began with a C.

C...-Tan?

You're an unstoppable cosmic horror?

or maybe... Cthulu?!?!

[Unique]

My theory is he started as Carol.

[Arrogonios]

Did everyone just give up on this thread already?

[Kaelaroth]

Did everyone just give up on this thread already?

Yes.

Wanna make something of it? :smallfurious::smalltongue:

[Spiryt]

Isn't this, like, epitome of SMBG?

[Moff Chumley]

Exept its not a game. Other than not being a game, it is definitely a silly message board game. :smallamused:


I reject your reality and substitute my own.

[Unique]

I like my reality. Stop rejecting it, you're hurting its feelings.

[chiasaur11]

Yes.

Wanna make something of it? :smallfurious::smalltongue:

We know not to meddle in that which man was not meant to know.

[Arrogonios]

*clicks tongue* You people are all so dramatic. Dramatic and naive. *shakes head sadly.

[Collin152]

*clicks tongue* You people are all so dramatic. Dramatic and naive. *shakes head sadly.

Don't go belittling my mystique.
It's all I got.

That is what you're about, right?

[Unique]

Don't go belittling my mystique.
It's all I got.

That is what you're about, right?You're Mystique from the X-Men?

[Collin152]

You're Mystique from the X-Men?

*shifty yellow eyes*
No?

[Unique]

*shifty yellow eyes*
No?
What will you do if we guess your birthday right?

[chiasaur11]

*shifty yellow eyes*
No?

No.

I saw the truth and retreated, gibbering into the sphere of mortal knowledge.

(I'm better now.)

[Collin152]

What will you do if we guess your birthday right?

Nothing special?

[Unique]

Nothing special?Aww, come on. Out of 365 days in the year, that's some pretty long odds.

[Collin152]

Aww, come on. Out of 365 days in the year, that's some pretty long odds.

There are 356 possibile birthdays, just not for every year.

Fine, guess it right, and I'll give you anytihng you want, no strings attatched the very next time we meet in person.
But only if you get it on the first guess, and no cheating.

[Unique]

There are 356 possibile birthdays, just not for every year.

Fine, guess it right, and I'll give you anytihng you want, no strings attatched the very next time we meet in person.
But only if you get it on the first guess, and no cheating.Is it May 29, 1991?

[Collin152]

Is it May 29, 1991?

Fail, no soup for you.

[Unique]

Fail, no soup for you.Damn. considering that we're so eerily similar, I thought my birthday might work. only, you know... advanced a bit.

[Deepblue706]

Well, Collin: Obviously, the 152 in your username is somehow connected to your date of birth.

I will guess...the 52nd of January!

[Collin152]

Well, Collin: Obviously, the 152 in your username is somehow connected to your date of birth.

I will guess...the 52nd of January!

...
Wow, there's a contrived way for it to make sense, but it requires horrible handwriting and a mirror...

But what kind of man makes a joke in base 13?

[Unique]

I think it must be Smarch 87th.

[Deepblue706]

...
Wow, there's a contrived way for it to make sense, but it requires horrible handwriting and a mirror...

But what kind of man makes a joke in base 13?

Hmm...

Does that mean your 1's look like 7's, or vice versa?

I think I know it.

[Unique]

But what kind of man makes a joke in base 13?Do you mind if I sig that?

[Collin152]

Do you mind if I sig that?

I kinda stolaphrased it anyways, so you can't really attribute it to me.

[Unique]

I kinda stolaphrased it anyways, so you can't really attribute it to me.Oh. Well you suck....

[Deepblue706]

I kinda stolaphrased it anyways, so you can't really attribute it to me.

Yeah, so uh, what does it even mean? Totally over my head.

[Vaynor]

Well, Collin: Obviously, the 152 in your username is somehow connected to your date of birth.

I will guess...the 52nd of January!

Wouldn't it make more sense to be the 15th of February?

[Boo]

It's obviously the urgle gurgle of gurgle urgle. Why can't anyone see that?

[Deepblue706]

Wouldn't it make more sense to be the 15th of February?

Nope. Obviously your knowledge of true workings of the calendar is very limited.

[chiasaur11]

Yeah, so uh, what does it even mean? Totally over my head.

Doug Adams ref.

(42 is 6*9 in base 13)

[Moff Chumley]

He's sevente-*gets killed in a bizarre cat-washing accident* :smalleek:

[Collin152]

He's sevente-*gets killed in a bizarre cat-washing accident* :smalleek:

Yes, that's it, seventy thousand.

[Moff Chumley]

Yes, that's it, seventy thousand.

No, it comes one number after sixtee-*Chumley's ghost is busted.* :smalleek:

[Collin152]

No, it comes one number after sixtee-*Chumley's ghost is busted.* :smalleek:

Yes, one number after sixty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.

[Vonriel]

Tch. Collin is... hold on a sec, I have to check Rawhide's profile...

What, you didn't know that none of us actually exist, and that we're all in fact just different personalities of Rawhide, who exist only to give him something to do in his spare time? :smallconfused:

[chiasaur11]

Tch. Collin is... hold on a sec, I have to check Rawhide's profile...

What, you didn't know that none of us actually exist, and that we're all in fact just different personalities of Rawhide, who exist only to give him something to do in his spare time? :smallconfused:

Not true.

There are actually ten posters.

Rich.
Rawhide.
One other mod.

The other non alt-IDS are a secret.

[Fan]

Yes, one number after sixty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine.

I'ma gonna make a serious guess from what I have seen about you, nd guess........ hmmm....... 18?

[Moff Chumley]

I'ma gonna make a serious guess from what I have seen about you, nd guess........ hmmm....... 18?

No, he's seventee-*Kills self for unnecessary repetition*

[Gem Flower]

Wait a sec... 152+3=155. 155xAWESOME=(3.1415926+COLLIN) So...Collin152 is *draws breath in* *is shot before able to let out the secret*

[Silence]

42, for obvious reasons to those farmiliar with Mr. Adams's work.

[Vonriel]

I refuse to believe that "How old is Collin?" is the ultimate question. The question to end all questions. The question that would put a lot of psychiatrists out of business, incidentally.

[chiasaur11]

I refuse to believe that "How old is Collin?" is the ultimate question. The question to end all questions. The question that would put a lot of psychiatrists out of business, incidentally.

Yeah. Stuff related to Colin tends more towards putting shrinks BACK in business.

[Moff Chumley]

Yeah. Stuff related to Colin tends more towards putting shrinks BACK in business.

Collin, sig that. And thank me for making this thread. And not divulging... *draws in breath* THATYOURACTUALLYEVENTEE-*Passes out*

[BanjoTheClown]

Your 25! right..?