The Dancing Fox Inn XXVII

[Lerky]

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk87/magik815/dancingFoxV3.png
You'z killed by da invisible men! >-|O: Yeah Doran that got old real fast...:
(( banner by Nevitan ))

Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.

We kindly ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Also fire spells are prohibited. We also have a strict rule about keeping weapons sheathed, thank you and enjoy your stay!

Here's a map of the Inn and all it's glory:

First Level
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn7/KCK_015/DancingFoxInn.jpg
Second Level
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn7/KCK_015/DancingFoxInn2.jpg
Basement
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn7/KCK_015/DancingFoxInn3.jpg

Current Staff:
Renn- Barkeep and Innkeeper
Tarev- Barboy
Leigh- Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
Sora - Bard

NOW HIRING: A barboy/girl that will be able to make drinks when Renn can't/clean the place, A Cook, Waiter / Waitresses, Someone that can cast Mending that can fix broken parts of the bar, A Bard for entertainment, adventurers eager to do a few errands. If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, we'll talk. (( also if you have a Banner idea, feel free to PM me one. I may use it:smallwink: ))

THE MENU:
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.

Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk – For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Bishop happy
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly
Renn's Rare Rum - a concotion of the barkeeps own making

Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Kobold Tails:smallyuk:
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Grapes
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey

Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake


We hope you enjoy your stay at my our Inn.:smallbiggrin:

The Ballad of the Inn (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4780487&postcount=714)
We Dream of a Town (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showpost.php?p=4561030&postcount=61)


Seals of approval
'cause the DFI's awesome like that :smallcool:
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[Beholder1995]

Ven sits down and puts his sword back in its sheath.

[Lerky]

Renn watches the choas. Seeing how no ones helping Jess Renn goes to see if she's okay

[Lupy]

Alex? What happened?

[Lerky]

Renn does the standard check pulse and look for wounds, not the Nevitan way:smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

She's breathing normally.

[FireFox]

Alex stands, supporting himself on his bloody sword. **** **** ****... :smallsigh: A Federalist detachment of the Daein Rangers showed up to kill me, on account of me being a Royalist. I dueled their leader, it was a close fight...

[Beholder1995]

...all of them acted like brutish thugs... :smallannoyed:

[Lupy]

Are they still in town or nearby?

[FireFox]

Alex stares at Ven in contempt. Shut your damn mouth or I'll shut it for you. :smallmad:
I think they may have gone to get reinforcements... I fear my country is in a state of civil war...

[Lerky]

Jess? Can you hear me?

[Quinsar]

She groans.

[Lerky]

two groans for yes:smallannoyed:

[Lupy]

Hmm... Need some help fixing things then?

[Quinsar]

What?:smallconfused:

[Nevitan]

Lerky... why'd you re-change the banner?

[Lerky]

I rechanged the what now?:smallconfused:

are you okay?:smallconfused:

[FireFox]

I don't think there'll be much fixing... If they could spare a detachment from the Rangers to go after me, then they must be winning back home. :smallsigh:

[Quinsar]

Yes. Fine...

[Lupy]

You know that if you ask you can have... A lot... of troops to go home and put the king back on the throne...

[Lerky]

good...:smallamused:

[FireFox]

No. Neither side would ask for any help. We are all Daeins, regardless of who we want in power. Thanks though. :smallsigh:
He walks over to Jess, wiping off his sword.

[Lupy]

Lupy shakes his head and follows. Are you okay Jess?

[Quinsar]

Yeah. Fine.
She needed to start training, again...:smallsigh:

[Lerky]

wait. Where's Hannah?:smalleek::smallconfused:

[Lupy]

Practicing Necromancy under the city. :smallfrown::smallsigh::smallfrown:

[Quinsar]

Shorey's watching her.

[Lerky]

but... she's just a baby. Right?:smallconfused::smallconfused:

[Lupy]

Wait... I spoke with her when Joel and I stromed the Necromancy guild... :smallconfused:

[Beholder1995]

Older Hannah's dead...

or at least, she should be... :smallsigh::smalltongue:

[Lerky]

but she's a toddler. Lupy, you're making no sense...

[Quinsar]

Honestly.




Anyone here wanna train with me?:smallsigh:

[Lerky]

uh. Sure?:smallconfused:

[Lupy]

Lupy is looking very confused...

[Quinsar]

How about you, Lupy? Wanna train with me?

[Lerky]

I can train, unless I'm not powerful enough:smallamused:

[Lupy]

I would but- Lupy is teleported to elsewhere. ((Deadtime.))

[Quinsar]

I wouldn't want to hurt you...

[Lerky]

ah. I understand, mainly because I gave you guys my only sword:smallamused::smallannoyed:

[Beholder1995]

Ven looks up.

Just what does this 'training' of yours encompass? :smallconfused::smallamused:

[Quinsar]

Just a duel...

[Beholder1995]

Just a duel...

I can do that... how good are you?...

[Quinsar]

Very.:smallamused:

[Beholder1995]

Actually, I have to deadtime.

See you again in a few hours. :smalltongue:

[FireFox]

Alex is sitting at a table, bandaging the wound in his gut.

[Moofin Bard]

The television turns on and a very important looking news reporter with a deep voice comes on.

In other news, Green Bank was robbed today by two armed people. Four guards were shot and killed. The bank owner says that the vault was empty. The police have no leads...

The television then turns off again.

[Quinsar]

Jess is here.

[Beholder1995]

Ven is sitting in his booth.

[Quinsar]

Gill comes down. She's gained a lot of pregnancy weight...

[Beholder1995]

Ven smiles at her and beckons her to come and sit down with him.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak walks into the bar.

[Quinsar]

She sits next to him.

[Lerky]

Renn wakes up

[Beholder1995]

She sits next to him.

So how are you doing? You know, with the baby? :smallsmile:

[Quinsar]

Great... I feel like having a pickle... With whip cream on it....

[Lerky]

Renn sighes as he fetches her a pickle with whipped cream on it

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak sits at the bar.

Yo Renn, could I get some BBQ hydra heads, please?

[Lerky]

he also fetches Bortak Hydra Heads

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak sits and waits. He tapps his claws on the counter.

[Beholder1995]

Great... I feel like having a pickle... With whip cream on it....

Do you now?

I didn't know succubi went through that whole business... :smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

Neither did I...
She noms it.

[Lerky]

he places the hydra as well as the pickle in front of their proper customers. So yeah Quin was just a step ahead of me a bit:smalltongue:

[Beholder1995]

Neither did I...
She noms it.

'noms'. Uh-huh. :smalltongue:

Do you even need regular food in the first place? Why would you have wierd cravings if your body doesn't need the nutrients from the food in the first place? :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

full of questions today aren't we?:smallamused:
Renn begins to wipe down the bar, after all a whiped cream covered pickle is often messy:smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

Magic...
She finishes it.

[Beholder1995]

Magic...
She finishes it.

Sure it is. :smalltongue:

[Lerky]

Renn almost throws up at the thought of the taste

[Quinsar]

Now I want a pastrami sandwich with cottage cheese on a banana bread sandwich...:smallredface:

[Lerky]

yeah? Well we're outta those:smallannoyed:

[Beholder1995]

Now I want a pastrami sandwich with cottage cheese on a banana bread sandwich...:smallredface:

Now I think you're faking it. There's absolutely no way your body could possible crave something that specific. :smallamused::smalltongue::smallconfused:

[Quinsar]

So now you're calling me a liar!?:smallmad::smallfrown:
She cries a little. Damn moodswings.

[Lerky]

Renn sighes
you often have to be carefull around their kind, trust me I know. Or at least I use to:smallsigh:

[Beholder1995]

So now you're calling me a liar!?:smallmad::smallfrown:
She cries a little. Damn moodswings.

He leans back in his seat and smiles a bit inquisitively.

Now now. There's no need for that. :smallamused::smallsigh:

[Quinsar]

She frowns, and hugs him, very tightly.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak is eating his meal, and watching the couple with intrest.

[Beholder1995]

She frowns, and hugs him, very tightly.

He quietly accepts the hug. He mouths to Renn:

No way. :smalltongue::smallamused:

[Quinsar]

She cries.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak watches in confusion.

[Beholder1995]

She cries.

Ven hugs her sympathetically.

It's okay... :smallfrown::smallsmile::smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

Can I have my samich?:smallfrown:

[Beholder1995]

He said they were out... :smallfrown::smalltongue:

'Sammich'? Really? Have you no shame? :smalltongue:

[Gem Flower]

Minara undeadtimes.

[Quinsar]

You think this is funny, don't you?:smallmad:

[Lerky]

Renn sighes

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak scratches his head.

What's up with her? :confused: He whispers.

[Beholder1995]

You think this is funny, don't you?:smallmad:

He hugs her a bit tighter.

I do not. :smallannoyed:

On the inside, however, he and I both are trying to not smile.

[Lerky]

shes pregnant:smallsigh:

[Gem Flower]

Minara sits down at a table, totally oblivious to what's happening.

[Quinsar]

I w-
She groans and pales... Uh oh...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Ah. That makes more sense.

Bortak watches while looking a little depressed.

[Lerky]

Renn succeds his Sense Motive roll:smalltongue:
what's on your mind Bortak?

[Beholder1995]

I w-
She groans and pales... Uh oh...

I was wondering when this was gonna happen again... :smallsigh:

Gill, what's wrong? :smalleek:

[Green-Shirt Q]

I miss my wife and kids. :frown:

[Gem Flower]

I w-
She groans and pales... Uh oh...

Minara stands up. Even though she's blind and deaf, she knows what's being said and what's happening. She attempts telepathic communication with the person who's pregnant. Miss? Are you alright?

[Quinsar]

She tries to run to the nearest bathroom...

[Beholder1995]

Ven lets her.

Huh. For once, it was actually mundane. :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

I miss my wife and kids. :frown:

I didn't know you had a wife and kids:smallconfused:

[Quinsar]

The sounds of her throwing up can be heard.

[Gem Flower]

Minara sighs, gets up, and leaves the Inn.

[Beholder1995]

Ven twiddles his thumbs.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I didn't know you had a wife and kids:smallconfused:

Yup. I did.

There is a lot you don't now about me.

[Lerky]

there's a lot everybody doesn't know about anybody

[Quinsar]

She comes back out...

[Lerky]

you okay?:smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak tries to comprehend what Renn just said.

...........well put. :smallconfused:

Wanna see the photos of them? :smallsmile:

Bortak pulls a wallet out of...somewhere, and gets ready to show his pictures of his children.

[Beholder1995]

She comes back out...

Ven looks at her curiously.

[Lerky]

heh... they look just like you, Bortak:smallsmile:

[Quinsar]

She hugs him.
I want capers...

[Lerky]

you want...what?:smallconfused:

[Beholder1995]

She hugs him.
I want capers...

Er... what are those? :smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak tells the names of each kid.

And here is my oldest son, Krunk, and here's my daughter, Roxanno, and the tiny twins Mic and Mac! :smile:

Bortak looks like he's about to burst with pride.

[Quinsar]

They'e like olives...

[Lerky]

you should be proud, Bortak, they must be little angels:smallsmile:

Renn hands her some olives

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak looks at the photos happily, but his expression slowly becomes sad.

I don't know where they are......:smallfrown:

[Beholder1995]

They'e like olives...

So why crave capers and not olives? :smallconfused::smalltongue:

[Quinsar]

She noms the olives.

[Green-Shirt Q]

So why crave capers and not olives? :smallconfused::smalltongue:

(('cause olives SUCK, that's why! ))

[Lerky]

Renn is at first silent
wherever they are I'm certain they miss you and they're healthy. And I know you'll find them one day:smallsmile:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Thanks, Renn.

[Lerky]

hey no problem. It's part of the barkeeps creed:smallamused:
he pats Bortak on the shoulders

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak looks at the photos again.

I wonder what classes they've taken......

[Quinsar]

She hugs Ven.

[Lerky]

I wonder that about my baby girl, as well

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak stares at the photos thoughtfully.

[Lerky]

A creature walks into the inn. He appears to be a minotaur but he seems to be albino and wears calm blue robes.
He sings these lyrics to this tune (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5P3a-ExRZw&feature=related)
There is a certain beast that doesn’t live in snow
Nor mountain lands nor jungle vales nor in the sea you know
He wanders thriving grasslands and travels rolling plains
And is known by the Tauren as the great kodo

He’s got a massive horn and a sturdy rugged back
Can bear a Tauren or some baggage piled up in a stack
There is no other creature that can bear the Tauren weight
For they’d give other beasts a heart attack

No raptor mount or skelly horse or riding wolf will do
For they are only adequate for cooking in a stew
The kodo may be hungry and destroy your pumpkin farm
But the clumsy hungry kodo has a certain kind of charm

He hails from my birthplace, the great Mulgore land
And if you were truly honest you would surely understand that there
Ain’t no creature in the land or the sea quite as dear to me as the great kodo

The kodo is descended from the mighty steggadon
But except for in the deep crater the steggadon are gone
He migrated through Tanarus and north through Thousand Pins
And now he prances happily on Tauren owned lawn

He bore up the Tauren for a thousand years or more
Was used for leather for our tents, inspired our songs of lore
We owe the mighty kodo for sustaining our whole race
He’s the most honored herbivore in all Mulgore

No ugly ram or silly horse or riding cat will do
For they are only adequate for grinding into glue
The kodo may be hungry and destroy your pumpkin farm
But the clumsy hungry kodo has a certain kind of charm

He hails from my birthplace, the great Mulgore land
And if you were truly honest you would surely understand that there
Ain’t no creature in the land or the sea quite as dear to me as the great kodo

Some may see the kodo as an ugly scary beast
Probably them humans from the land far to the east
I can surely tell you that the kodo is quite tame
But if you touch his horns you’ll wind up quite deceased

Passive beasts of burden, we use in time of war
When they would wander through our lands and do things we abhor
The legendary great kodo shall serve us once again
And shall be our closest friend forevermore

No silly mecho-bird for Gnomes will ever do
For they always squawk and squeak and spit our oily goo
The kodo may be hungry and destroy your pumpkin farm
But the clumsy hungry kodo has a certain kind of charm

He hails from my birthplace, the great Mulgore land
And if you were truly honest you would surely understand that there
Ain’t no creature in the land or the sea quite as dear to me as the great kodo

[Green-Shirt Q]

Although I can't see what song that is due to my screwy computer, Bortak joins in and plays his fiddle to the tune of the song.

[Lerky]

his voice is ruff but not deep
you play a nice tune:smallamused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Thanks!

I'm Nath Bortak. What's your name? Bortak extends his huge hand.

[Lerky]

people call me Oxhorn, Bortak
he shakes with an equally large hand:smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Nice to meet you, Oxhorn Bortak!

He shakes his hand.

[Lerky]

I know you're Bortak, Bortak:smallamused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak is confused.

So, changing the subject whta'cha doing?

[Lerky]

what I normally do, travel the land. Recently I've come here

[Green-Shirt Q]

I see.

Also, what are you, if you don't mind me asking?:smallconfused:

[Lerky]

don't mind. I'm Tauren, if you don't mind me asking what are you?

[Quinsar]

Riugu groans.

[Green-Shirt Q]

I'm a Gargoyle. I think.

Tauren. I don't believe I've ever heard of them. Are they in the monster manual? :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

no. We come from the west. WAAAAAY west. Like over the river and through the woods and past the giant Maelstrom

[Quinsar]

He stands, his sister immediately hugs him...


Renn! Interact!

[Green-Shirt Q]

I see. You a monsterous humanoid, too?

[Lerky]

you okay

yeah...I think so. what about you? As my friend would say: Where doth thou hail from, fair Gargoyle?

[Green-Shirt Q]

........what?! :confused:

[Quinsar]

Yeah.:smallsigh:

[Lerky]

you don't sound good:smallconfused:

yeah... he's a pain sometimes:smallsigh:
where are you from?
Oxhorn looks like this:

http://www2.fileplanet.com/images/170000/176355ss_sm2.jpg

the one on the left

[Green-Shirt Q]

Oh. I come from another planet.

[Quinsar]

It's nothing.
He hugs his sister.

[Lerky]

he whistles
like...Outland or something? You look like you'd be from Outland, no offense.

:smallsigh:doesn't sound like nothing.

[Quinsar]

Lerky, Gabbly.

[Green-Shirt Q]

...........what?! :confused: He says again.

[Lerky]

hm...you seem to know absoultly nothing about the universe and it's laws. But I still like ya. You're alright:smallbiggrin:
(( Quin, feel free to reply:smallconfused: ))

[Quinsar]

Lerky! Gabbly!

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak still looks confused. :smallconfused:

I know about the universe.

.................

I know that's where I keep all my stuff, anyway.

[Lerky]

werid...same here:smalltongue:
(( QUIN! I'm on your not saying anything:smallannoyed: ))

[Green-Shirt Q]

So, want split a meal?

[Lerky]

sure! What they got to eat around here?

[Green-Shirt Q]

.....................Food.

I usually order the BBQ hydra heads. I don't know what else they have.

I think I saw them give whip cream-covered pickles a couple minutes ago.

[Quinsar]

Pms.:smallsigh:

[Lerky]

Oxhorn sticks his tounge out
ecch... I'll take Hydra Heads

Renn sighes as he fetches them Hydra Heads

[Lerky]

Oxhorn shoves his face into the plate
nom nom nom nom nom

[Lerky]

nom scruff gargle wait for someone else to post inhale nom

[Quinsar]

A shadow hand reaches for Renn...

[Lerky]

woah...okay...Renn is grabbed:smalleek:

[Quinsar]

It tries to drag him through a portal...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak dosen't see and is eating ((sorry, I was doing something else))

[Lerky]

into the portal we go then

Oxhorn has his face in the Hydra Hands and doesn't see Renn

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hey Oxhorn, what class are you? He says this inbetween bites of his meal.

[Quinsar]

Right here. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4958361#post4958361)

[Lerky]

druid:smallbiggrin:

[Lupy]

Lupy arrives and sees... A portal? :smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak nearly chokes on his meal.

A magic-user?! :smalleek:

[Quinsar]

It's gone.


The brother and sister are bickering.

[Lerky]

...yep...:smallconfused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Wow.

Bortak appears to be amazed. He sits in silence.

[Lerky]

well...I kinda borrow the power from the Earth Mother goddess since Arcane can be...dangerous

[Lupy]

That it can be.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak is still amazed.
I always wanted to be a magic user growning up. My father would let me, though.

He would always bitch about the fact I have to grow up to be the next barbarian king. And he said he'd have no son if I didn't.....so, yeah. Now I'm a barbarian. Single classed.


Can you do a magic trick for me? :smallsmile:

[Lerky]

heh. I know the perfect thing

Oxhorn stands up and waves his hand. Green circles form around his palm as little leaf shapes burst from them. In a few seconds there's a cloud of smoke where he was, when it clears there's a bear with horns

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak is confused, and looks around of Oxhorn.

Where are yas?! Where you go?!

It's not polite to disappear! :smallmad:

[Lerky]

the bear growls. It than sits down

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak scratches his head.

Magic-user snob. :smallannoyed:

[Lupy]

New H/H (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4958493#post4958493)

Lupy is looking around for someone to talk to.

[Lerky]

the bear stands on his legs and does the circus bear dance

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak watches the bear.

What's up with you?

[Lerky]

the bear is surrounded in smoke and there stands Oxhorn, doing the same dance.
like me trick?:smalltongue:

[Green-Shirt Q]

I don't get it? What happened? :confused:

[Lerky]

ungh...I was the bear

[Green-Shirt Q]

Things slowly click in Bortak's mind.
Oh I see. You transformed into the bear.

Right? :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

yes.:smallsigh:
I can also do... he counts his fingers a cat, a hawk,a tree, a moonkin, a sea lion

[Green-Shirt Q]

Why would you want to be any of those things? :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

well... the bear makes me stronger so I can fight tough enemies, the cat allows me to sneak around, undetected, the hawk lets me fly, the sea lion gives me the ability to swim faster than normal, the moonkin increases my spell power, the tree increases me healing power

[Green-Shirt Q]

Okay then.

I can do all of those things anyway. :smalltongue:

[Lupy]

Where is everyone? The spirit of Bartending has gotten him the regular.

[Lerky]

really? Let me see:smallamused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak flies using his wings, then he goes into super-mega-ultra-fearless-furious-monster RAGE mode, and then heals himself using Barabarian self-healing.

What else was there? There were two others, right? :smallconfused:

[Lerky]

sea travel and stealth. Invisability.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak becomes stealthy due to his Barbarian stealth abilities and his gargoyle stealth abilities stacked. He sneaks around the room practically invisable.

Also, My mother was kapoacinth, which makes me REALLY good at swimming. Anything else? :amused:

[Lerky]

yeah:smallannoyed:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Name it! :smallamused:

[Lupy]

Lupy nods to Renn. Renn.

[Green-Shirt Q]

((Renn's not here. He's in a portal thing.))

[Lerky]

(( wrong color sorry Lupy:smalltongue::smallbiggrin: ))
healing and magic:smallamused:

[Green-Shirt Q]

I can heal myself when I go into a rage. I get 156 hit points when I go into a rage. :smallamused:

As for magic :smallamused:...................Screw you! :smallannoyed:

[Lerky]

Oxhorn chuckles

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak looks at his claws.
My claws are magic. Dosen't that count? :smallconfused::smallamused:

[Lerky]

no. In Moonkin form it gives nearby party members an additional 5% critical chance to spells cast. As another friend would say: that's ub33r ub33r l33t roflmao noob...yeah he's a pain as well:smallannoyed:

[Green-Shirt Q]

Okay, so I can't cast magical spells. So what? I'm still able to pound all the gooey, pasty magic users with my fists. What else do I need?

Bortak raises an imaginary glass. He hand is empty.

To class levels! :biggrin:

[Lerky]

to being a cleric, rouge, and warrior at the same time:smallbiggrin:
he drinks from his glass
(( New OOTS! Why doesn't Elan just kill that ass:smallannoyed: ))

[Lupy]

((Because he surrendered.))

Lupy is very, very bored.

[Nevitan]

Lupy, I'm here for live fifteen or twenty minutes.

[Lupy]

Joel, I've been meaning to talk to you.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Here's to being a private eye, fighter rage-aholic, super fighter rouge, flying, stone man-ape gone wrong..thing! :biggrin:

He drinks from an imaginary glass.

[Nevitan]

yea, same here, about the attack on the lesbian elf and the necromancers guild

[Lupy]

Yes? :smallconfused:

[Nevitan]

Well ,first of all I thought about it and realized I was wrong because you stood up to your god, and didn't kill either of us.
and I wanted to know what happened at the guild after I left

[Lupy]

Thank you Joel. After you left, Hannah and I argued about her undead army, Mark, and the price of spinach. :smallsigh:

[Nevitan]

so howed it turn out with... wait .. spinach?:smallconfused:

[Lupy]

Nothing was accomplished at all. Mark is still there because she and Halaster together with an army were too much for me to handle by myself...

[Nevitan]

but.. halaster died?

[Lupy]

And rose from the dead.

[Quinsar]

The brother screams a bad word at his sister...

[Nevitan]

Sigh, thats... upsetting,
Joel looks over to the siblings.
Not this again

[Lupy]

You! You need to get hit again!? :smallmad:

[Quinsar]

Is that a threat?:smallmad:



The sister stands...

[Lupy]

Yes. I don't care who your father is.

[Nevitan]

yea, well I'm afraid I can't really agree with you there lupy:smalleek:
Joel teleports to the guild

((deadtime))

[Quinsar]

He sudennly falls to the ground before he can say anything. THe sister punching him in the back if the head, knocking him out.


I'm sorry.

[Lupy]

You could have done that this morning you know.

[Quinsar]

Sorry.:smallfrown::smallredface:

[Lupy]

Lupy nods, It's fine. He teleports away. ((Deadtime.))

[fraud]

a man walks into the inn, he sits at the bar and sighes

[Quinsar]

There's a girl sitting over a man that looks like her's knocked out body/

[fraud]

I hear this towns got a new mayor:smallannoyed:
he drinks from his glass

[Quinsar]

Really? Who?:smallconfused:

[fraud]

I dunno. Not like it matters:smallannoyed:
he begins to play with this with his finger

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/7b/Moff2.jpg

[Quinsar]

Who are you?

[fraud]

right now? Right now I'm just Davin Feth. A few years ago I was Grand Moff Feth
he takes a longer swing from his drink

[Quinsar]

Oh...
...
...
...
...

[fraud]

he's a tad drunk now
this town use to be ruled by an imperial order. I worked for years and years of rigourous training to acheive the rank of Grand Moff. I started out as just a simple foot soilder, the things I saw were hell. But because of my bravery and training I slowly climbed the corperal ladder. Than the rebellion and this place became a democratic opinion. I was promoted from milita to Grand Moff in years, I was demoted from Grand Moff to commoner in a matter of days:smallannoyed::smallsigh:

[Quinsar]

I have no clue what that means...

[fraud]

of course you don't. No one does:smallmad:
but I have a secret:smallamused: I'm gonna get the empire back, it'll be simple! Just kill the mayor and mark me as supreme ruler...

[Quinsar]

THe inn is paralyzed as something speaks from behind.
Really now? Kill me?
Then there's a laugh. A horrible. Sickening. Blood curdling laugh. A laugh that would make the strongest of men piss themselves in fear... Then, everything is as it was.


Why would you do that?

[fraud]

things were better when this place was ruled by an imperial order. There were laws and restrictions and none of these Theives Guilds and Necromancer Guilds all over the place. Things. Were. Perfect
he takes a final drink from his cup

[Quinsar]

He would have heard what the mayor said, he was the only one not paralyzed...

[fraud]

he ignores it (( is the mayor you or a character? ))
I think you've heard to much, my dear. I apologize but no one must know of my plans.
he pulls out a sickle

[Quinsar]

W-what?


Me.

[fraud]

damn that makes things tougher:smalltongue:

this is, shall we say, hushed up. I can't expect any information to "accidently" leak out:smallamused:
also change his weapon to a scimitar, my bad.

[Quinsar]

I won't...

[fraud]

I know you won't, darling. he steps toward her carefully I know you won't:smallamused:

[Lerky]

Renn walks downstairs. Seeing the situation he gets his recently obtained blade and attempts to throw it at Fraud's character.

[Quinsar]

W-what are you going to do to me?