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Llaqus
2008-09-25, 02:57 PM
In MTG, I have a deck that basically produces flying trees. It made me start thinking what would Durkon do if he encountered flying trees. Granted this world is based of DnD not MTG but all the same i think it would be funny to see his reaction to it.

AstralFire
2008-09-25, 02:59 PM
I think that will be the day he begins to regularly prepare Flamestrike and often readies actions to cast it.

HamsterOfTheGod
2008-09-25, 03:15 PM
In MTG, I have a deck that basically produces flying trees. It made me start thinking what would Durkon do if he encountered flying trees. Granted this world is based of DnD not MTG but all the same i think it would be funny to see his reaction to it.


I think that I shall never see
a thing fearful as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
against a brave dwarf's bleeding breast;

A tree that looks at you all day,
And lifts its leafy arms to prey;

A tree that may fly through the air
To land on you without a care;

Upon whose branches men were slain;
Wood was meant to give us pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only a devil can make a tree

Studoku
2008-09-25, 03:22 PM
I think that I shall never see
a thing fearful as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
against a brave dwarf's bleeding breast;

A tree that looks at you all day,
And lifts its leafy arms to prey;

A tree that may fly through the air
To land on you without a care;

Upon whose branches men were slain;
Wood was meant to give us pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only a devil can make a tree

I think that I shall never see
A better poem 'bout a tree

Linkavitch
2008-09-25, 05:41 PM
to Hamsterofthegod and Stu42: you're both insane. but in a good way.:biggrin:

Falconer
2008-09-25, 06:08 PM
I think that I shall never see
a thing fearful as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
against a brave dwarf's bleeding breast;

A tree that looks at you all day,
And lifts its leafy arms to prey;

A tree that may fly through the air
To land on you without a care;

Upon whose branches men were slain;
Wood was meant to give us pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only a devil can make a tree

That...was...glorious.

HamsterOfTheGod
2008-09-25, 07:14 PM
Just in case some one does think I wrote that...Trees by Joyce Kilmer
(http://www.bartleby.com/104/119.html)

Sstoopidtallkid
2008-09-25, 07:31 PM
Just in case some one does think I wrote that...Trees by Joyce Kilmer
(http://www.bartleby.com/104/119.html)That's why I found it epic.

varto
2008-09-25, 08:15 PM
I´m sorry, i just reed "flying trees" and had to see what was this about but the poem was just something i could have never expected.

Calinero
2008-09-25, 09:13 PM
That was indeed a nice poem. If Durkon saw flying trees, he would probably try to find the nearest dragon and tell it the trees stole his hoard.

chiasaur11
2008-09-25, 09:49 PM
Just in case some one does think I wrote that...Trees by Joyce Kilmer
(http://www.bartleby.com/104/119.html)

But your version is better.

Dire Platypus
2008-09-25, 10:03 PM
I think that I shall never see
a thing fearful as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
against a brave dwarf's bleeding breast;

A tree that looks at you all day,
And lifts its leafy arms to prey;

A tree that may fly through the air
To land on you without a care;

Upon whose branches men were slain;
Wood was meant to give us pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only a devil can make a tree

A literature masterpierce, indeed.

Chronos
2008-09-25, 10:07 PM
Then there's Nash's take on it:

I think that I shall never see
A billboard as lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.

tribble
2008-09-25, 10:12 PM
flying trees...gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv gv...

Llaqus
2008-09-26, 01:03 PM
I think that I shall never see
a thing fearful as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
against a brave dwarf's bleeding breast;

A tree that looks at you all day,
And lifts its leafy arms to prey;

A tree that may fly through the air
To land on you without a care;

Upon whose branches men were slain;
Wood was meant to give us pain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only a devil can make a tree



wow... even tho its just an edit, it's epic in so many ways.

Greep
2008-09-28, 01:45 PM
I think that I shall never see
a beating as lovely as that handed out by a tree

- Belkar.