Fawkes
2008-10-02, 02:34 PM
We have gathered here to pay our respects to those who have passed on. All who have fallen shall be remembered; the good and the evil, the lawful and the chaotic.
The names of the deceased have been organized in approximate chronological order of their deaths.
The Gods of the East
"Why?"
Apollo, Ares, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Aphrodite, Zeus and the rest of the gods of the East were all slain by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html). However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
The First Universe
"Millions of souls cried out in anguish, dying with prayers to impotent gods on their lips."
The inhabitants of the first universe created by the gods were all destroyed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html) along with the Gods of the East, all within twenty-seven minutes. It's possible that this world may still exist, inside of the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html).
The Dark One
"We do not wish to conquer humanity. We wish to share this-"
The purple-skinned leader of the goblinoids was slain by an assassin during a meeting with human leaders. He later ascended to godhood.
One Million Humans
"In one year, they killed over one million humans in retribution for the Dark One's murder."
After the Dark One was killed, his army launched a massive counterattack against the humans.
Barky
"Woof."
Xykon's dog died of unknown causes and was subsequently reanimated by Xykon 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Bird
"CAW!!"
A bird was killed by the newly-reanimated Barky 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Grandma
”Brains.”
Xykon animated his grandmother as a zombie after she died. It is unknown whether he had a hand in her demise.
Professor Xavion
"Respect is earned through your actions, young man.”
The leader of the S-Men was killed and reanimated by Xykon 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Ma and Pa
”No, no!” “Oh gods!”
Xykon used the zombies of his grandmother and Professor Xavion to kill his own parents 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Violet
"Nice to meet you."
A young woman named Violet died an unknown amount of time before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. She dated Eugene Greenhilt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0039.html) in the afterlife for some time, but broke up with him after her great-great-granddaughter fulfilled the oath (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html) that had kept her out of the Upper Planes.
Mijung
"Just a moment, dear. I think it- guh."
Soon Kim's wife was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0275.html) sixty-six years (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) before the Order of the Stick's trial at Azure City. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible she wasn't actually killed.
Cleric of the Dark One (and Chicken)
"That didn't work out so hot for him."
65 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan, a goblin Cleric discovered a rift to the Snarl. While attempting to send a chicken through the rift, both the Cleric and the chicken were consumed by the Snarl. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
Crimson Goblins
"Ooooooooo... sparkly..."
After being risen as a god, the Dark One bestowed a red cloak, the Crimson Mantle, upon a chosen cleric. This cleric was killed by Kraagor, and his men slain by the Order of the Scribble, but the Mantle was passed down for generations. Many of the bearers have been slain by the Sapphire Guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html).
Kraagor
"Raging makes Kraagor a thirsty boy."
The dwarf barbarian of the Order of the Scribble was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) while sealing one of the five rifts. The gate at the site of his death was turned into a tomb by Serini Toormuck and protected with the strongest monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) she could find. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible he wasn't actually killed.
Soon Kim
"Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable - even by death itself."
The leader of the Order of the Scribble died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) many years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His ghost, along with those of the rest of the Sapphire Guard, protected the gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)in the Azure City throne room until it was destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0462.html) by Miko Miyazaki, at which point he was forced to return to the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html).
Horace Greenhilt
"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."
Roy's grandfather, a fighter, died long before Roy was born. They have since met in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html).
Leeron the Unlucky
"R.I.P. We mean it this time."
True to his name, Leeron the Unlucky died four times in the year 1041.
Fyron Pucebuckle and Son
"Very well, hand it-"
Eugene Greenhilt's master was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0078.html) forty years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon attacked Fyron and stole an artifact (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) from his collection. Fyron proved a better caster than Xykon, but Xykon managed to kill Fyron by bludgeoning him to death with his own Wizzy award. According to Roy, Xykon also killed Fyron's son (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html).
Four Other Fyrons
"Do you have any idea how many people I've killed in front of their loved ones?"
Xykon claims to have killed a total of five different people (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html) named Fyron in Cliffport.
Redcloak's Tribe
"Come and meet your doom, roundteeth! I'll take you all down with me!"
All of Redcloak's family and friends were killed by crusading paladins of Azure City 34 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His mentor, mother, uncle, older brother, and younger sister were among the slain. Only Redcloak and his younger brother Right-Eye survived.
Crusading Paladins
"You evil scum, the holy light of-"
Several of the paladins who attacked Redcloak's village were slain: two by his elder brother, four by his mentor, two by his uncle, and one by Redcloak himself.
Swamp Paladins
"Please, sir, I have a wife and child back home! Have mercy! AARRGH!!"
Several paladins and soldiers guarding a fortress in a swamp were killed by Xykon 30 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Swamp Lizardfolk
"Those scaly-assed jerkwads have some nerve, don't they?"
Many of the lizardfolk who attacked the swamp paladins were killed by Xykon.
Ekdysdioksosiirwo
"My name is not "Scaly." My name is Ekdysdioksosiirwo, Viridian Lord of-"
The "Viridian Lord" of the lizardfolk was zapped by Xykon because his name was too long to remember.
Redcloak's Goblins
"Urk!"
The goblin army raised by Redcloak to capture Lirian's Gate was destroyed. Many were killed by Lirian's defenders, but several were killed by a poorly placed Cloudkill spell from Xykon. The few survivors were later killed by Xykon while testing out his newfound lich abilities.
Lirian's Defenders
"I regret that I have but nine hit points to give for my country."
Many of the elves and monsters Lirian enlisted to help defend her gate were killed by Xykon and his goblins.
Xykon
"C'mon, let's get undead."
After being imprisoned by Lirian, the sorcerer Xykon died and was transformed into a lich by Redcloak 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Lirian
"Even if you locate them, my friends will stop you from conquering the other four Gates."
The elven druid of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon then bound her soul to a gem which he kept in his pocket and animated her body as a zombie. Shojo had been trying to find her since the destruction of her gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html), but was unable to determine what had become of her.
Beezlebuddy's Waitress
"Is everything okay? I can get you another-"
The server at the Evil Diner was killed by Xykon soon after he became a lich. As an outsider, she wasn't technically "killed," but no one's really sure what happens when outsiders die.
Eric Greenhilt
"wanna play blocks with me?"
Roy's little brother died in an accident 18 years before Roy's own death. They have since been reunited in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html).
Ninja Valedictorian
"I am salutatorian no more!"
The valedictorian of Ninja School was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0509.html) so she could assume his cap and gown.
Poodle Swarm
"Might I suggest "hot dog" as a suitable replacement?"
A swarm of poodles were burned to death by Redcloak during the escape from the circus three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Robin's Parents
"Ooooo, tough break, old chum."
The circus acrobats, revealed to be the parents of Batman's sidekick, were killed by Redcloak three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Eugene Greenhilt
"Gosh, son, thanks for destroying Xykon for me. My spirit will rest easy now."
Roy's father was killed and revived six times before he finally died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0015.html) in the year 1180. He has since appeared to Roy several times, first through the family sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0291.html), and later by use of a summoning circle (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0292.html) in Azure City. His spirit is now stuck on a demiplane (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html) below the Upper Planes until his Blood Oath of Vengeance is fulfilled by his descendants. He has promised Roy that if he ever is allowed onto the Celestial Realm, he will never visit his family (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0500.html).
Sara Greenhilt
"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey."
Roy's mother died of unknown causes 3 years before the death of her son Roy. She now resides in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html).
Bloodmak the Unholy
"Not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
This non-vampire died in the year 1180 and is buried next to Eugene Greenhilt.
High Priest Hurak
"Don't mind if I do."
The high priest of Thor passed away (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) three years before the events in Cliffport.
Aliyara, Ridiziak, and Eriaxnikol
"Help me!" "Somebody-"
Right-Eye's wife and two of his children were killed by adventurers about two years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Of all of Right-Eye's family, only his brother Redcloak and his daughter still live. His daughter's whereabouts are unknown.
Durkon's Grandfather
"A kick be worth a thousand words."
Durkon's 'granpappy' died of double liver failure (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) one year before the events in Cliffport.
Angels
"Well, huh. That ain't good."
Several angels that were gated into battle by Dorukan were killed by Xykon.
Right-Eye
"Goodbye... Redcloak."
Redcloak killed his brother Right-Eye in order to keep him from killing Xykon and ruining "the plan" six months before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. He was then forced by Xykon to reanimate him as a zombie.
Dorukan
"You have not earned your magic, it came to you in your blood."
The wizard of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0196.html) about six months (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0071.html) before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. While the two were fairly evenly matched, Xykon was able to win the battle by repeatedly casting Energy Drain. Xykon then bound Dorukan's soul into the same gem as Lirian's.
Inn Patron
"Hide the body! Hide it!"
A guest of the ROB-U While-U-Sleep Inn was killed by Crystal and Chuck three weeks before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Victims
"It wasn't a "knife fight" until you started stabbing people!"
Belkar murdered 15 people in a tavern five days before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Prison Guard
"I'm gonna get fired for sure now!"
Four days before the forming of the Order of the Stick, Belkar murdered the guard on duty after a stray spell from the Wizard's Guild destroyed his prison cell.
Kobolds
"Ha! Missed!"
A group of kobolds died during the Order of the Stick's first random encounter. Only one of the five kobolds was physically killed by the Order, while the other four died of laughter.
Xykon's Goblins
"Xykon's dead, so no one is paying us anymore. We surrender."
All but one (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0148.html) of the goblins employed by Xykon are now deceased, including every goblin from Right-Eye's village. Many were killed by the Order of the Stick, but some were killed by Xykon himself. Any goblins who were not personally slain by the Order are presumed to have been killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon. One of their ghosts was subpoenaed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0271.html) as a witness for the Order's trial in Azure City.
Toll Ogres
"Hunh. Hunnerd gold to pass."
A toll ogre and two of his friends (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan. One of the ogres, despite appearances, was actually female, and had been wearing the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html).
Lizardmen
"Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff."
A pair of lizardmen (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0014.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Trigak
"Gak!" "Gak!" "Gak!"
Xykon's "three-for-one" discount mercenary (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0023.html) was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0021.html) after fighting the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Mind Flayer
"slurp slurp"
This "squid thingy" was taken away by the lawyers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0032.html) in the "secret room" in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zombie Ogres
"Xykon, my ogres fight for- brains."
A group of ogres under Xykon's employ were killed and reanimated by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html) when they complained about their wages. The resultant zombies were presumably destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Thor's Worshipers
"Oh sweet apathetic gods! Our lives mean nothing!"
A village of Thor worshipers was destroyed by Surtur (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0040.html) while Thor was occupied answering Durkon's prayers.
Goblin Ninjas
"Ninja!"
While the Order of the Stick experienced (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html) trouble (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) fighting Xykon's goblin ninjas, Belkar was able to kill one himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0042.html), and one may or may not have been killed when the Order accidentally set up a Schrödinger’s Cat experiment. The others were likely killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sigil Guardians
"What are you- you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"
In the Dungeon of Dorukan, each of the sigils was guarded by a woman and at least two monsters. The guardian of the Earth Sigil was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0051.html). It is unclear if the monsters protecting her were killed by Roy and Thog, but they were certainly destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon. The guardian of the Fire Sigil was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0052.html), and the monsters were killed in the explosion. The bird monster protecting the Wind Sigil was killed by Haley and Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0053.html). Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0072.html), the guardian of the Wind Sigil, was the only surviving guardian.
Yikyik
"Let's do it."
Belkar's Kobold doppelganger was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0063.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zz'dtri
"Yes."
Vaarsuvius's evil counterpart was taken away by the lawyers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0065.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sacrificial Goat
"I can't worship a bloodthirsty vengeance god."
Belkar sacrificed a small goat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0081.html) to Banjo during his brief time of worship.
Jeff
"Tell my wife I love her...and tell my children that I died for a good cause..."
Xykon's newest "Chief Gate Inspector" died after being zapped by Dorukan's Gate. At least four others (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html) died in this same manner.
Fruit Pie the Sorcerer
"Growing... so cold... I regret... nothing..."
This food-filled magic user was killed by goblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Pub Snack Dragons
"The fireball seals in the deep roasted flavor!"
A group of dragons in the Dungeon of Dorukan were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0099.html) after a barbecue sauce trap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0098.html) attracted the dragons' attention.
Outdated Monsters
"Ugh, that CAN'T be good for you in the long run."
All of the monsters controlled by Dorukan's Talisman (except the Flumphs) were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon.
Slack-Jawed Enforcer of an Arbitrary Civilization
"What can the town guard do for you today?"
Nale and Thog's prison guard was killed by Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html).
Poor Little Rat
"Squeak?"
A rat in the inn was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0124.html) for XP, but was too low of a Challenge Rating to give him any.
Kuurkk the Anemic, Lokor the Chronically Insecure, and Hak-Tonog the Moderately Incontinent
"Can you excuse me for one moment?"
These three Barbarian Guild members were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0133.html) as part of a test to join the guild.
Parrot
"I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir."
This parrot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html) is no more! He has ceased to be!
Green Ogre-like Things
"Swanky!"
Two unidentified monsters were killed by Vaarsuvius in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0145.html).
Hobgoblins
"I have a really good feeling about this."
After the supposed "supreme leader" was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html), hobgoblins have been crushed by avalanches (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html), fed to guard monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), blasted by a silver dragon, marched to exhaustion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html), attacked by acid-spitting beetles (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0416.html), skewered by giant spears (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0427.html), sacrificed to build a ramp (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0436.html), massacred by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html), scorched by the Eye of Fear and Flame (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), killed by the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html), crushed by Haley's ingenuity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0470.html), gutted by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0473.html) and axed by the Captain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). Those with class levels have been luckier, but one sensitive cleric found himself on the tip of Belkar's knife (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html), and another found himself decapitated by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0461.html). Redcloak had been sacrificing the hobgoblins casually and animated them as zombies in lieu of healing them (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0433.html), but found a change of heart after a hobgoblin sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html) to save his life. It has been estimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) that the hobgoblin death toll during the siege of Azure City was about 10,000.
Since the invasion, some ofthe hobgoblins now guarding the city have been killed by the Resistance (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0512.html). One brown-cloaked wizard was killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0513.html). More were later killed by Team Peregrine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0670.html).
Spider Dudes
"Time for some Insecticide in the First Degree!"
A pair of giant spiders was killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Executioner
"Duly noted. Pull the switch."
Only one of the Wooden Forest bandits was actually killed in the altercation with the Order of the Stick. The would-be executioner was killed by Roy's broken sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0164.html).
Green Hag
"Ah, got it."
This spellcaster was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0176.html) on the hex grid in Wooden Forest.
Young Black Dragon
"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
This dragon was disintegrated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html) by Vaarsuvius in the cavern in Wooden Forest.
Samantha
"You'll serve me or you'll die! Hold Person!"
The bandit leader's daughter was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Leader
"You killed my little girl!"
The former Bandit Leader was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Good Monsters
"Fantastic! I am pleased you-"
After Xykon abandoned his tower, numerous good monsters invaded his keep. Most were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html) when he returned, and many were reanimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html)as zombies.
Magnesium Elemental
"Magnesium. It's toxic and burns at an extremely high temperature."
Redcloak's creative summon was banished by the silver dragon in Xykon's tower. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Silver Dragon
"Your dark blight on the world ends-gurk."
This dragon was killed by Shelby the Dragonslayer in Xykon's tower. He was later animated by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0300.html) and destroyed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html).
Shelby the Dragonslayer
"You suck."
This unfortunate hobgoblin was killed by Xykon after becoming "overqualified for the position of random mook."
Ogre Camp
"I said, we are ready to-"
A tribe of ogres that had kidnapped a dirt farmer were killed fighting the Order of the Stick. Most were killed when Miko congregated them together to be blasted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0215.html) by Vaarsuvius and Durkon, but several were left for the rest of the party to fight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0219.html).
Half-Ogre with a Spiked Chain
"The combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-"
This ogre's perfect combo (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html) was no match for Roy's cunning.
Larry Gardener
"Stoppus Badguyus!"
This student at Warthog's School of Wizardry and Sorcery was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0253.html).
Kodrog the Slayer and Jim
"It turns out the thing in the darkness is actually-"
These two hobgoblins were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0259.html) because they were blocking his view.
Azure City Prison Guard
"Well, I suppose that's- glurk."
Belkar managed to escape incarceration in Azure City by murdering the prison guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0261.html).
Citizens of Cliffport
"I think the killer might be trying to tell us something."
415 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0363.html) innocent civilians (and two innocent police officers) were murdered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0298.html) by Nale and Thog as part of a plan to replace Elan with Nale. There were sixteen different massacres (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html), carefully arranged (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) to lead the police to a certain location (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0361.html).
Nachos
"Or nachos!"
This "nourishing fare" was killed by Popcorn during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Milk Dudes
"Promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theater exits..."
This classic refreshment was killed by Pizza during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Moths
"Don't go towards the light!"
Several moths fell victim to a bug zapper (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0315.html) in Azure City.
Owlbear
"one."
An owlbear is killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html).
Hydra
"...and THAT'S the story of how I made my first million gold pieces."
The Order of the Stick fought a hydra during the Oracle's Test of the Body. Although they didn't actually kill the hydra, many of its individual heads have been removed and served as barbecue (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html).
Leeky's Trees
"Don't worry, my wooden friends! You are well-protected against any lightning attacks! Besides, that bolt struck at least four miles out to sea anyway."
The trees Leeky Windstaff used to terrorize Cliffport were destroyed by Durkon's creative use of the spell Control Weather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0352.html).
Yokyok
"Oh shi-"
Yikyik's son was killed by a group of 'heroes' hired by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html).
Kitty the Hawk
"You named your hawk, Kitty?"
Leeky Windstaff's animal companion was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html) in Cliffport.
Chief
"I'm getting too old for-"
The chief of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0360.html) as part of his plan to switch places with Elan.
Police Officer
"yay! resisting arrest is fun!"
One of the officers of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0362.html).
Watchtower Guards
"Must warn... Azure City..."
The Azure City soldiers protecting the watchtowers were systematically wiped out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html) by Xykon and Redcloak.
Teleporting Wizard
"Welcome to Azure City! *hic*"
One of Shojo's strongest wizards was eaten by a giant bird (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html) after drunkenly teleporting the Order of the Stick into its nest. Shojo had intended to revive him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html), but it is doubtful (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0426.html) that he got the chance to do so.
Shojo
"It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis."
Azure City's ruler was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) after being exposed as a fraud (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0406.html). An attempt was made to resurrect him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0410.html), but his soul was evidently not willing to return.
Azure City Soldiers
"All the rest of us who are too dumb to run, let's show these orange bastards what it means to be an Azurite!"
About 10,000 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Azure City's finest were killed in the assault on Azure City. Soldiers have been crushed by Titanium Elementals (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html), blasted by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html), killed by Xykon and Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html), trampled by hobgoblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0452.html), crushed underfoot by a fiendish mammoth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), gassed by a Chlorine Elemental (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html), and killed in the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Many of those who remained in Azure City after the invasion were killed and impaled on spikes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0510.html). Several of the soldiers who escaped have since been killed by sea monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0505.html), and one unfortunate recruit was killed in a halberd mishap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0501.html). More soldiers would later lose their lives to a pit fiend (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0586.html).
Titanium Elementals
"Paper beats rock."
Three of Redcloak's unorthodox elementals were dismissed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html) by Vaarsuvius. The other two were dealt with by the rest (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0425.html) of the Order of the Stick. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Sangwaan
"He's coming straight at us!"
Azure City's best seer was attacked by Xykon's zombie dragon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html) and thrown from the ramparts; she is presumed dead.
Grand Larcenist
"What the- What are you doing?"
This criminal was temporarily released from prison to fight the hobgoblins, where he was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) while attempting to assassinate Hinjo.
General Chang
"You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!"
The leader of Azure City's army was killed by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html)while holding the breach in the Azure City wall.
Death Knight
"Choose your doom, then, chicken-mage: Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy?"
Xykon's overzealous decoy was killed by the severed head (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0441.html)of the zombie dragon.
Roy Greenhilt
"Huh. That's harder to break than I would have expected. Maybe if I-"
The leader of the Order of the Stick was killed by fall damage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html) after being hit by a Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html) from Xykon. Haley and Belkar were able to retrieve his corpse (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html). During an attempt by Celia to find an alternate way to revive him, Roy's body was turned into a bone golem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0576.html), which was eventually destroyed by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0649.html). After spending some time in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html), where he was reunited with his mother (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html), younger brother (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html), and grandfather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html), Roy was finally resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0665.html) by the reunited Order of the Stick.
The Sapphire Guard
"Oh Twelve Gods... what have I done?? Forgive me!"
Many paladins of the Sapphire Guard were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html)while defending Soon Kim's gate. Their ghosts (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)arose immediately afterward to continue defending the gate alongside the ghosts of Soon Kim and, presumably, every other member of the Sapphire Guard who had previously died. The ghosts were then destroyed by Xykon and Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0459.html), and will be unable to return, since the gate they were sworn to protect has been destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). The only known survivors are Hinjo, O-Chul, Lien, and Thanh. It is unclear how many other members of the Sapphire Guard, if any, remain alive.
Blue Ninjas
"That doesn't make any-"
A pair of ninjas Daimyo Kubota hired to kill Hinjo met their fates (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) at the hands of the Huecuva and Durkon.
Huecuva
"Huh?"
Xykon's level-headed decoy was crushed by Durkon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) while attempting to kill Hinjo.
High Priest of the Twelve Gods
"Does a 21 save?"
This high-level cleric was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html) in a duel. While awaiting his final judgment (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html), he discovered that the saving throw he 'failed' was actually a 22, not a 21.
Chlorine Elemental
"kill all humans."
The third of Redcloak's unusual summons was destroyed by Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Kidnapper
"It's so much safer up here!"
This Azure City prisoner was killed by debris (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html) when Tsukiko damaged the prison walls.
Miko Miyazaki
"I can live with that."
Miko was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html) due to injuries sustained in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html) of Soon's Gate.
Hobgoblin General
"Truly, there has never been a more spectacular display of magic in the annals of warfare."
Redcloak's general was presumably killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Soon's Gate.
Eye of Fear and Flame
"HELLO? ANYONE?"
After being reduced to a skull (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) by Belkar, Xykon's cowardly look-alike was shattered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html) by Haley.
Vulture
"Here you go, one piping hot pot of fresh vulture stew."
A vulture that had been sitting by Roy's corpse was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html) for stew.
Fiendish Octopus
"No, to the left! THE LEFT, you stupid invertebrate! Grapple her from the- Goddamn it!"
Redcloak's most recent summon was defeated by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as the fiendish octopus are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Afterlife Regular
"Only 'til morning, old chap."
This unnamed adventurer (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0487.html) apparently dies fairly often.
Petitioners
"C'mon! You can do it! Eye of the tiger!"
These recently-deceased souls must climb the mountain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0493.html) of the Celestial Realm until they reach enlightenment.
Evil Adventuring Party
"Let's earn some XP!"
These adventurers were killed by Roy and Horace Greenhilt after they plane shifted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html) into the Celestial Realm.
Sea Monsters
"i don't get it."
A group of sea trolls was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0506.html) when they attacked the Azure fleet. They then regenerated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html), attacked again, and were destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0508.html). Groups of locathah, sahuagin, and merrows (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html) were killed in similar fashion.
Azure City Refugees
"There were no survivors."
Two boats were attacked by scrags (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0508.html) that were charmed by Qarr. One of the boats lost 14 men, and the other lost all of its passengers. They were not the first to be lost (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html) to sea monsters.
Black Squadron Wights
"Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?"
Three of Tsukiko's wights were killed by Thanh and Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html). Another was stabbed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0520.html), while a fifth was killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0521.html).
Isamu
"What?? Haley, are you nuts? It's a trap!"
Isamu of the Azure City Resistance was turned into a wight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0519.html) by the Black Squadron and then killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0521.html).
Doubting Hobgoblin
“I dunno, he doesn’t really LOOK undead…”
This hobgoblin was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0538.html) on the mountain path leading out of Azure City.
Solt Lorkyurg
“When you get to the crossroad, hang a left to go through the mountain pass.”
This unfortunate gnome was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0539.html) for no good reason.
Great Mighty Bull
"think it happen around time tribe discover crate washed up on shore of hamburger buns and individually-wrapped cheese slices. but not sure."
No one seems to remember exactly why the Orc Tribe's sacred bull disappeared (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html).
Vaarsuvius’ Greater Animal Messengers
“Their voyage cannot be deterred by any abjuration or illusion, I have seen to that.”
These three birds were killed and eaten (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html) by Haley, Belkar, and Mr. Scruffy.
Butterscotch Pudding Golem
“Wow, that butterscotch pudding golem was REALLY tough!”
This unusual monster was defeated by Haley, Belkar, and Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0565.html) as part of the Test of the Body.
The Oracle of Sunken Valley
"Yeah...I wasn't really buying those theories either...worth a shot tho..."
The Oracle was stabbed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0567.html) as a self-fulfillment of Belkar's prophecy. The Oracle had planned ahead so that the murder would activate Belkar's Mark of Justice (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0568.html). He was revived (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0571.html)shortly afterward, and it is implied that this is not the first time he has died, nor will it be the last.
Greysky Citizens
"Mah wife said this won't work at all - but if it does, ah'm thinkin' of bringin' her tomorrow night."
A number of residents of Greysky City were murdered before or during Celia's visit (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0574.html). This appears to be a common occurrence.
Grubwiggler's Monster
"Raaarrrgh!"
One of Hieronymus Grubwiggler's golems walked straight off a broken bridge (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html) during Haley, Belkar, and Celia's escape.
Kubota’s Ninjas
"He's just knocked out - for now. Don't worry, you're about to join him."
Several ninjas sent to kill the Katos were instead killed by an angry pregnant Kazumi Kato (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0587.html). One more was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html).
Kubota’s Samurai
"Maybe you're squeezing him too hard?"
The two samurai Kubota brought to the Katos' ship were killed by Elan and Therkla. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html)
Therkla
"No thanks, then...I'll take my chances that the Afterlife...won't have any punishment worse...than not being with you."
Therkla tragically died in Elan's arms (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0593.html) after being poisoned (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html) by her former friend Kubota. She was buried under a totally kickass headstone (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0598.html). Elan has since learned Neutralize Poison (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0647.html) to prevent such a tragedy from recurring.
Daimyo Kubota
"Now come along, bring me before your master so that we may begin the Trial of the Century."
Kubota was disintegrated by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0595.html) after surrendering to Elan. Vaarsuvius used a Gust of Wind spell to scatter Kubota's ashes so he could not be revived.
Thieves' Guild Rogues
"Sure, but I don't see what that has to do with-"
At least seven members of the Thieves' Guild were killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0604.html), including Toby (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0603.html), George, and the Munez twins. Thirteen more (including Chuck) were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html), with a little help from the cleric and Mr. Scruffy. Haley later killed seven more with her Bow of +5 Icy Burst (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html), much to the dismay of Bozzok (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html).
Old Blind Pete
"No! NO! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, it was all a-"
"Brainy Pete" was killed by an old friend (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0612.html) he had betrayed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0602.html). The cleric of Loki, egged on by Belkar, brutally bashed Pete's head in with a mace.
Meatballs
"You get a train over there, and you make them an aggro they can't refuse."
These people were apparently killed to garnish the Boss Monster's spaghetti (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0619.html).
Choir of Dead Pedophiles
"Bunkus! Nonsuch! Gibberos! Gobbleygoos!"
Lee, Cedrik, and Nero keep these guys (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0635.html) around to chant faux Latin during evil ascensions to power.
Ancient Black Dragon (and Extended Family)
"For a moment, I thought...I thought it has all been for nothing."
The mother dragon was unable to exact her revenge on Vaarsuvius's family. Instead, she was ripped apart when V shapechanged into a dragon from inside her stomach (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0638.html). V then reanimated her head in order to use Haerta Bloodsoak's customized Familicide (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html) spell, which, in an instant, killed every living creature that directly shared her bloodline. Vaaruvius estimated that the spell killed approximately one fourth of the black dragon population. His revenge fulfilled, Vaarsuvius then killed the dragon with one final Disintegration (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0640.html).
Crystal
"You double-crossing whore, when Bozzok raises me-"
Crystal was finally killed by her rival Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0648.html) just before the Order left Greysky city. Haley ambushed Crystal after a shower and murdered her in her bedroom, taking her knife and magic items for herself.
Demon Roach
"HEY! Jailbreak! Helloooo, we have a jailbreak over- Ah, crap."
One of the Demon Roaches was killed by O-Chul during his escape from Xykon's stronghold (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0654.html). It's unclear whether the demon roaches are outsiders, so it may not have actually died.
Jirix
"Supreme Leader? Are you OK? I thought I heard you- *gasp* XYKO-"
Redcloak's new second-in-command hobgoblin was killed by O-Chul (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0656.html) during his escape from Xykon's stronghold. Xykon has ordered Redcloak to raise him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0662.html).
Hotshot Military "Geniuses"
"Within a year, most of them've been assassinated, or had their country steamrolled by THAT year's new conquerers."
Apparently, a great deal of would-be rulers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0680.html) are killed every year in the Western Continent.
Slavers
"We got another one, Hive Leader."
A group of bug-like slavers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html) in the Great Barren Desert were driven off (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0684.html) by the Order of the Stick.
Buggy Lou
"We still have any of that honey marinade sauce back at the nest?"
The slavers' Hive Leader was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0685.html) after declaring his intent to eat Mr. Scruffy.
The names of the deceased have been organized in approximate chronological order of their deaths.
The Gods of the East
"Why?"
Apollo, Ares, Hades, Poseidon, Demeter, Aphrodite, Zeus and the rest of the gods of the East were all slain by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html). However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
The First Universe
"Millions of souls cried out in anguish, dying with prayers to impotent gods on their lips."
The inhabitants of the first universe created by the gods were all destroyed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0274.html) along with the Gods of the East, all within twenty-seven minutes. It's possible that this world may still exist, inside of the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html).
The Dark One
"We do not wish to conquer humanity. We wish to share this-"
The purple-skinned leader of the goblinoids was slain by an assassin during a meeting with human leaders. He later ascended to godhood.
One Million Humans
"In one year, they killed over one million humans in retribution for the Dark One's murder."
After the Dark One was killed, his army launched a massive counterattack against the humans.
Barky
"Woof."
Xykon's dog died of unknown causes and was subsequently reanimated by Xykon 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Bird
"CAW!!"
A bird was killed by the newly-reanimated Barky 103 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Grandma
”Brains.”
Xykon animated his grandmother as a zombie after she died. It is unknown whether he had a hand in her demise.
Professor Xavion
"Respect is earned through your actions, young man.”
The leader of the S-Men was killed and reanimated by Xykon 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Xykon's Ma and Pa
”No, no!” “Oh gods!”
Xykon used the zombies of his grandmother and Professor Xavion to kill his own parents 95 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Violet
"Nice to meet you."
A young woman named Violet died an unknown amount of time before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. She dated Eugene Greenhilt (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0039.html) in the afterlife for some time, but broke up with him after her great-great-granddaughter fulfilled the oath (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html) that had kept her out of the Upper Planes.
Mijung
"Just a moment, dear. I think it- guh."
Soon Kim's wife was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0275.html) sixty-six years (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) before the Order of the Stick's trial at Azure City. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible she wasn't actually killed.
Cleric of the Dark One (and Chicken)
"That didn't work out so hot for him."
65 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan, a goblin Cleric discovered a rift to the Snarl. While attempting to send a chicken through the rift, both the Cleric and the chicken were consumed by the Snarl. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible they weren't actually killed.
Crimson Goblins
"Ooooooooo... sparkly..."
After being risen as a god, the Dark One bestowed a red cloak, the Crimson Mantle, upon a chosen cleric. This cleric was killed by Kraagor, and his men slain by the Order of the Scribble, but the Mantle was passed down for generations. Many of the bearers have been slain by the Sapphire Guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html).
Kraagor
"Raging makes Kraagor a thirsty boy."
The dwarf barbarian of the Order of the Scribble was killed by the Snarl (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0276.html) while sealing one of the five rifts. The gate at the site of his death was turned into a tomb by Serini Toormuck and protected with the strongest monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) she could find. However, given how little we know (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0672.html) about the Snarl, it's possible he wasn't actually killed.
Soon Kim
"Only the honor of a paladin is unbreakable - even by death itself."
The leader of the Order of the Scribble died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0277.html) many years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His ghost, along with those of the rest of the Sapphire Guard, protected the gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)in the Azure City throne room until it was destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0462.html) by Miko Miyazaki, at which point he was forced to return to the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html).
Horace Greenhilt
"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."
Roy's grandfather, a fighter, died long before Roy was born. They have since met in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html).
Leeron the Unlucky
"R.I.P. We mean it this time."
True to his name, Leeron the Unlucky died four times in the year 1041.
Fyron Pucebuckle and Son
"Very well, hand it-"
Eugene Greenhilt's master was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0078.html) forty years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon attacked Fyron and stole an artifact (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0434.html) from his collection. Fyron proved a better caster than Xykon, but Xykon managed to kill Fyron by bludgeoning him to death with his own Wizzy award. According to Roy, Xykon also killed Fyron's son (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html).
Four Other Fyrons
"Do you have any idea how many people I've killed in front of their loved ones?"
Xykon claims to have killed a total of five different people (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0110.html) named Fyron in Cliffport.
Redcloak's Tribe
"Come and meet your doom, roundteeth! I'll take you all down with me!"
All of Redcloak's family and friends were killed by crusading paladins of Azure City 34 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. His mentor, mother, uncle, older brother, and younger sister were among the slain. Only Redcloak and his younger brother Right-Eye survived.
Crusading Paladins
"You evil scum, the holy light of-"
Several of the paladins who attacked Redcloak's village were slain: two by his elder brother, four by his mentor, two by his uncle, and one by Redcloak himself.
Swamp Paladins
"Please, sir, I have a wife and child back home! Have mercy! AARRGH!!"
Several paladins and soldiers guarding a fortress in a swamp were killed by Xykon 30 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Swamp Lizardfolk
"Those scaly-assed jerkwads have some nerve, don't they?"
Many of the lizardfolk who attacked the swamp paladins were killed by Xykon.
Ekdysdioksosiirwo
"My name is not "Scaly." My name is Ekdysdioksosiirwo, Viridian Lord of-"
The "Viridian Lord" of the lizardfolk was zapped by Xykon because his name was too long to remember.
Redcloak's Goblins
"Urk!"
The goblin army raised by Redcloak to capture Lirian's Gate was destroyed. Many were killed by Lirian's defenders, but several were killed by a poorly placed Cloudkill spell from Xykon. The few survivors were later killed by Xykon while testing out his newfound lich abilities.
Lirian's Defenders
"I regret that I have but nine hit points to give for my country."
Many of the elves and monsters Lirian enlisted to help defend her gate were killed by Xykon and his goblins.
Xykon
"C'mon, let's get undead."
After being imprisoned by Lirian, the sorcerer Xykon died and was transformed into a lich by Redcloak 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Lirian
"Even if you locate them, my friends will stop you from conquering the other four Gates."
The elven druid of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon 27 years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Xykon then bound her soul to a gem which he kept in his pocket and animated her body as a zombie. Shojo had been trying to find her since the destruction of her gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0290.html), but was unable to determine what had become of her.
Beezlebuddy's Waitress
"Is everything okay? I can get you another-"
The server at the Evil Diner was killed by Xykon soon after he became a lich. As an outsider, she wasn't technically "killed," but no one's really sure what happens when outsiders die.
Eric Greenhilt
"wanna play blocks with me?"
Roy's little brother died in an accident 18 years before Roy's own death. They have since been reunited in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html).
Ninja Valedictorian
"I am salutatorian no more!"
The valedictorian of Ninja School was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0509.html) so she could assume his cap and gown.
Poodle Swarm
"Might I suggest "hot dog" as a suitable replacement?"
A swarm of poodles were burned to death by Redcloak during the escape from the circus three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Robin's Parents
"Ooooo, tough break, old chum."
The circus acrobats, revealed to be the parents of Batman's sidekick, were killed by Redcloak three years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Eugene Greenhilt
"Gosh, son, thanks for destroying Xykon for me. My spirit will rest easy now."
Roy's father was killed and revived six times before he finally died of old age (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0015.html) in the year 1180. He has since appeared to Roy several times, first through the family sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0291.html), and later by use of a summoning circle (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0292.html) in Azure City. His spirit is now stuck on a demiplane (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html) below the Upper Planes until his Blood Oath of Vengeance is fulfilled by his descendants. He has promised Roy that if he ever is allowed onto the Celestial Realm, he will never visit his family (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0500.html).
Sara Greenhilt
"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey."
Roy's mother died of unknown causes 3 years before the death of her son Roy. She now resides in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html).
Bloodmak the Unholy
"Not coming back as a vampire. Honest."
This non-vampire died in the year 1180 and is buried next to Eugene Greenhilt.
High Priest Hurak
"Don't mind if I do."
The high priest of Thor passed away (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) three years before the events in Cliffport.
Aliyara, Ridiziak, and Eriaxnikol
"Help me!" "Somebody-"
Right-Eye's wife and two of his children were killed by adventurers about two years before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. Of all of Right-Eye's family, only his brother Redcloak and his daughter still live. His daughter's whereabouts are unknown.
Durkon's Grandfather
"A kick be worth a thousand words."
Durkon's 'granpappy' died of double liver failure (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0375.html) one year before the events in Cliffport.
Angels
"Well, huh. That ain't good."
Several angels that were gated into battle by Dorukan were killed by Xykon.
Right-Eye
"Goodbye... Redcloak."
Redcloak killed his brother Right-Eye in order to keep him from killing Xykon and ruining "the plan" six months before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. He was then forced by Xykon to reanimate him as a zombie.
Dorukan
"You have not earned your magic, it came to you in your blood."
The wizard of the Order of the Scribble was killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0196.html) about six months (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0071.html) before the events of the Dungeon of Dorukan. While the two were fairly evenly matched, Xykon was able to win the battle by repeatedly casting Energy Drain. Xykon then bound Dorukan's soul into the same gem as Lirian's.
Inn Patron
"Hide the body! Hide it!"
A guest of the ROB-U While-U-Sleep Inn was killed by Crystal and Chuck three weeks before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Victims
"It wasn't a "knife fight" until you started stabbing people!"
Belkar murdered 15 people in a tavern five days before the forming of the Order of the Stick.
Belkar's Prison Guard
"I'm gonna get fired for sure now!"
Four days before the forming of the Order of the Stick, Belkar murdered the guard on duty after a stray spell from the Wizard's Guild destroyed his prison cell.
Kobolds
"Ha! Missed!"
A group of kobolds died during the Order of the Stick's first random encounter. Only one of the five kobolds was physically killed by the Order, while the other four died of laughter.
Xykon's Goblins
"Xykon's dead, so no one is paying us anymore. We surrender."
All but one (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0148.html) of the goblins employed by Xykon are now deceased, including every goblin from Right-Eye's village. Many were killed by the Order of the Stick, but some were killed by Xykon himself. Any goblins who were not personally slain by the Order are presumed to have been killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon. One of their ghosts was subpoenaed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0271.html) as a witness for the Order's trial in Azure City.
Toll Ogres
"Hunh. Hunnerd gold to pass."
A toll ogre and two of his friends (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan. One of the ogres, despite appearances, was actually female, and had been wearing the Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0009.html).
Lizardmen
"Well, I just figured we'd wander around, kill some sentient creatures because they had green skin and fangs and we don't, and then take their stuff."
A pair of lizardmen (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0014.html) were killed by the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Trigak
"Gak!" "Gak!" "Gak!"
Xykon's "three-for-one" discount mercenary (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0023.html) was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0021.html) after fighting the Order of the Stick in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Mind Flayer
"slurp slurp"
This "squid thingy" was taken away by the lawyers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0032.html) in the "secret room" in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zombie Ogres
"Xykon, my ogres fight for- brains."
A group of ogres under Xykon's employ were killed and reanimated by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0037.html) when they complained about their wages. The resultant zombies were presumably destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon.
Thor's Worshipers
"Oh sweet apathetic gods! Our lives mean nothing!"
A village of Thor worshipers was destroyed by Surtur (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0040.html) while Thor was occupied answering Durkon's prayers.
Goblin Ninjas
"Ninja!"
While the Order of the Stick experienced (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0003.html) trouble (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0005.html) fighting Xykon's goblin ninjas, Belkar was able to kill one himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0042.html), and one may or may not have been killed when the Order accidentally set up a Schrödinger’s Cat experiment. The others were likely killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sigil Guardians
"What are you- you're slashing my soft defenseless flesh with your axe! Why??"
In the Dungeon of Dorukan, each of the sigils was guarded by a woman and at least two monsters. The guardian of the Earth Sigil was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0051.html). It is unclear if the monsters protecting her were killed by Roy and Thog, but they were certainly destroyed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon. The guardian of the Fire Sigil was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0052.html), and the monsters were killed in the explosion. The bird monster protecting the Wind Sigil was killed by Haley and Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0053.html). Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0072.html), the guardian of the Wind Sigil, was the only surviving guardian.
Yikyik
"Let's do it."
Belkar's Kobold doppelganger was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0063.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Zz'dtri
"Yes."
Vaarsuvius's evil counterpart was taken away by the lawyers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0065.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Sacrificial Goat
"I can't worship a bloodthirsty vengeance god."
Belkar sacrificed a small goat (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0081.html) to Banjo during his brief time of worship.
Jeff
"Tell my wife I love her...and tell my children that I died for a good cause..."
Xykon's newest "Chief Gate Inspector" died after being zapped by Dorukan's Gate. At least four others (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0095.html) died in this same manner.
Fruit Pie the Sorcerer
"Growing... so cold... I regret... nothing..."
This food-filled magic user was killed by goblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0091.html) in the Dungeon of Dorukan.
Pub Snack Dragons
"The fireball seals in the deep roasted flavor!"
A group of dragons in the Dungeon of Dorukan were killed by the Order of the Stick (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0099.html) after a barbecue sauce trap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0098.html) attracted the dragons' attention.
Outdated Monsters
"Ugh, that CAN'T be good for you in the long run."
All of the monsters controlled by Dorukan's Talisman (except the Flumphs) were killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html) of the dungeon.
Slack-Jawed Enforcer of an Arbitrary Civilization
"What can the town guard do for you today?"
Nale and Thog's prison guard was killed by Sabine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0120.html).
Poor Little Rat
"Squeak?"
A rat in the inn was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0124.html) for XP, but was too low of a Challenge Rating to give him any.
Kuurkk the Anemic, Lokor the Chronically Insecure, and Hak-Tonog the Moderately Incontinent
"Can you excuse me for one moment?"
These three Barbarian Guild members were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0133.html) as part of a test to join the guild.
Parrot
"I think you're drifting into another sketch, sir."
This parrot (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0136.html) is no more! He has ceased to be!
Green Ogre-like Things
"Swanky!"
Two unidentified monsters were killed by Vaarsuvius in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0145.html).
Hobgoblins
"I have a really good feeling about this."
After the supposed "supreme leader" was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0149.html), hobgoblins have been crushed by avalanches (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0191.html), fed to guard monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0192.html), blasted by a silver dragon, marched to exhaustion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0376.html), attacked by acid-spitting beetles (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0416.html), skewered by giant spears (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0427.html), sacrificed to build a ramp (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0436.html), massacred by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html), scorched by the Eye of Fear and Flame (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0455.html), killed by the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html), crushed by Haley's ingenuity (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0470.html), gutted by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0473.html) and axed by the Captain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). Those with class levels have been luckier, but one sensitive cleric found himself on the tip of Belkar's knife (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html), and another found himself decapitated by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0461.html). Redcloak had been sacrificing the hobgoblins casually and animated them as zombies in lieu of healing them (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0433.html), but found a change of heart after a hobgoblin sacrificed himself (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html) to save his life. It has been estimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) that the hobgoblin death toll during the siege of Azure City was about 10,000.
Since the invasion, some ofthe hobgoblins now guarding the city have been killed by the Resistance (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0512.html). One brown-cloaked wizard was killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0513.html). More were later killed by Team Peregrine (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0670.html).
Spider Dudes
"Time for some Insecticide in the First Degree!"
A pair of giant spiders was killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Executioner
"Duly noted. Pull the switch."
Only one of the Wooden Forest bandits was actually killed in the altercation with the Order of the Stick. The would-be executioner was killed by Roy's broken sword (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0164.html).
Green Hag
"Ah, got it."
This spellcaster was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0176.html) on the hex grid in Wooden Forest.
Young Black Dragon
"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."
This dragon was disintegrated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0186.html) by Vaarsuvius in the cavern in Wooden Forest.
Samantha
"You'll serve me or you'll die! Hold Person!"
The bandit leader's daughter was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Bandit Leader
"You killed my little girl!"
The former Bandit Leader was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0189.html) in Wooden Forest.
Good Monsters
"Fantastic! I am pleased you-"
After Xykon abandoned his tower, numerous good monsters invaded his keep. Most were killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0194.html) when he returned, and many were reanimated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0193.html)as zombies.
Magnesium Elemental
"Magnesium. It's toxic and burns at an extremely high temperature."
Redcloak's creative summon was banished by the silver dragon in Xykon's tower. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Silver Dragon
"Your dark blight on the world ends-gurk."
This dragon was killed by Shelby the Dragonslayer in Xykon's tower. He was later animated by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0300.html) and destroyed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html).
Shelby the Dragonslayer
"You suck."
This unfortunate hobgoblin was killed by Xykon after becoming "overqualified for the position of random mook."
Ogre Camp
"I said, we are ready to-"
A tribe of ogres that had kidnapped a dirt farmer were killed fighting the Order of the Stick. Most were killed when Miko congregated them together to be blasted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0215.html) by Vaarsuvius and Durkon, but several were left for the rest of the party to fight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0219.html).
Half-Ogre with a Spiked Chain
"The combo is perfect, I'm telling you. As long as I move back 15 feet every-"
This ogre's perfect combo (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0216.html) was no match for Roy's cunning.
Larry Gardener
"Stoppus Badguyus!"
This student at Warthog's School of Wizardry and Sorcery was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0253.html).
Kodrog the Slayer and Jim
"It turns out the thing in the darkness is actually-"
These two hobgoblins were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0259.html) because they were blocking his view.
Azure City Prison Guard
"Well, I suppose that's- glurk."
Belkar managed to escape incarceration in Azure City by murdering the prison guard (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0261.html).
Citizens of Cliffport
"I think the killer might be trying to tell us something."
415 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0363.html) innocent civilians (and two innocent police officers) were murdered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0298.html) by Nale and Thog as part of a plan to replace Elan with Nale. There were sixteen different massacres (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0339.html), carefully arranged (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0347.html) to lead the police to a certain location (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0361.html).
Nachos
"Or nachos!"
This "nourishing fare" was killed by Popcorn during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Milk Dudes
"Promise me... that you'll... *cough* ...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles... conveniently located by the theater exits..."
This classic refreshment was killed by Pizza during the Intermission (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0301.html).
Moths
"Don't go towards the light!"
Several moths fell victim to a bug zapper (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0315.html) in Azure City.
Owlbear
"one."
An owlbear is killed by the Order of the Stick in a random encounter (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0322.html).
Hydra
"...and THAT'S the story of how I made my first million gold pieces."
The Order of the Stick fought a hydra during the Oracle's Test of the Body. Although they didn't actually kill the hydra, many of its individual heads have been removed and served as barbecue (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0326.html).
Leeky's Trees
"Don't worry, my wooden friends! You are well-protected against any lightning attacks! Besides, that bolt struck at least four miles out to sea anyway."
The trees Leeky Windstaff used to terrorize Cliffport were destroyed by Durkon's creative use of the spell Control Weather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0352.html).
Yokyok
"Oh shi-"
Yikyik's son was killed by a group of 'heroes' hired by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html).
Kitty the Hawk
"You named your hawk, Kitty?"
Leeky Windstaff's animal companion was killed by Roy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0359.html) in Cliffport.
Chief
"I'm getting too old for-"
The chief of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Nale (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0360.html) as part of his plan to switch places with Elan.
Police Officer
"yay! resisting arrest is fun!"
One of the officers of the Cliffport Police Department was killed by Thog (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0362.html).
Watchtower Guards
"Must warn... Azure City..."
The Azure City soldiers protecting the watchtowers were systematically wiped out (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0370.html) by Xykon and Redcloak.
Teleporting Wizard
"Welcome to Azure City! *hic*"
One of Shojo's strongest wizards was eaten by a giant bird (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0377.html) after drunkenly teleporting the Order of the Stick into its nest. Shojo had intended to revive him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0379.html), but it is doubtful (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0426.html) that he got the chance to do so.
Shojo
"It appears... not everyone... agrees with your... analysis."
Azure City's ruler was killed by Miko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0407.html) after being exposed as a fraud (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0406.html). An attempt was made to resurrect him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0410.html), but his soul was evidently not willing to return.
Azure City Soldiers
"All the rest of us who are too dumb to run, let's show these orange bastards what it means to be an Azurite!"
About 10,000 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Azure City's finest were killed in the assault on Azure City. Soldiers have been crushed by Titanium Elementals (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html), blasted by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html), killed by Xykon and Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0446.html), trampled by hobgoblins (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0452.html), crushed underfoot by a fiendish mammoth (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0454.html), gassed by a Chlorine Elemental (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0457.html), and killed in the explosion of Soon's Gate (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). Many of those who remained in Azure City after the invasion were killed and impaled on spikes (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0510.html). Several of the soldiers who escaped have since been killed by sea monsters (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0505.html), and one unfortunate recruit was killed in a halberd mishap (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0501.html). More soldiers would later lose their lives to a pit fiend (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0586.html).
Titanium Elementals
"Paper beats rock."
Three of Redcloak's unorthodox elementals were dismissed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0424.html) by Vaarsuvius. The other two were dealt with by the rest (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0425.html) of the Order of the Stick. When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Sangwaan
"He's coming straight at us!"
Azure City's best seer was attacked by Xykon's zombie dragon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0429.html) and thrown from the ramparts; she is presumed dead.
Grand Larcenist
"What the- What are you doing?"
This criminal was temporarily released from prison to fight the hobgoblins, where he was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html) while attempting to assassinate Hinjo.
General Chang
"You'll never take this city while I'm alive, monster!"
The leader of Azure City's army was killed by the Death Knight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0440.html)while holding the breach in the Azure City wall.
Death Knight
"Choose your doom, then, chicken-mage: Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy?"
Xykon's overzealous decoy was killed by the severed head (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0441.html)of the zombie dragon.
Roy Greenhilt
"Huh. That's harder to break than I would have expected. Maybe if I-"
The leader of the Order of the Stick was killed by fall damage (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0443.html) after being hit by a Meteor Swarm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0442.html) from Xykon. Haley and Belkar were able to retrieve his corpse (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0477.html). During an attempt by Celia to find an alternate way to revive him, Roy's body was turned into a bone golem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0576.html), which was eventually destroyed by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0649.html). After spending some time in the Celestial Realm (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0491.html), where he was reunited with his mother (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0494.html), younger brother (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0496.html), and grandfather (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html), Roy was finally resurrected (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0665.html) by the reunited Order of the Stick.
The Sapphire Guard
"Oh Twelve Gods... what have I done?? Forgive me!"
Many paladins of the Sapphire Guard were killed by Xykon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0448.html)while defending Soon Kim's gate. Their ghosts (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0449.html)arose immediately afterward to continue defending the gate alongside the ghosts of Soon Kim and, presumably, every other member of the Sapphire Guard who had previously died. The ghosts were then destroyed by Xykon and Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0459.html), and will be unable to return, since the gate they were sworn to protect has been destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html). The only known survivors are Hinjo, O-Chul, Lien, and Thanh. It is unclear how many other members of the Sapphire Guard, if any, remain alive.
Blue Ninjas
"That doesn't make any-"
A pair of ninjas Daimyo Kubota hired to kill Hinjo met their fates (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) at the hands of the Huecuva and Durkon.
Huecuva
"Huh?"
Xykon's level-headed decoy was crushed by Durkon (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0453.html) while attempting to kill Hinjo.
High Priest of the Twelve Gods
"Does a 21 save?"
This high-level cleric was killed by Redcloak (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0456.html) in a duel. While awaiting his final judgment (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0486.html), he discovered that the saving throw he 'failed' was actually a 22, not a 21.
Chlorine Elemental
"kill all humans."
The third of Redcloak's unusual summons was destroyed by Tsukiko (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as elementals are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Kidnapper
"It's so much safer up here!"
This Azure City prisoner was killed by debris (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0458.html) when Tsukiko damaged the prison walls.
Miko Miyazaki
"I can live with that."
Miko was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0464.html) due to injuries sustained in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0463.html) of Soon's Gate.
Hobgoblin General
"Truly, there has never been a more spectacular display of magic in the annals of warfare."
Redcloak's general was presumably killed in the explosion (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0466.html) of Soon's Gate.
Eye of Fear and Flame
"HELLO? ANYONE?"
After being reduced to a skull (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0450.html) by Belkar, Xykon's cowardly look-alike was shattered (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0469.html) by Haley.
Vulture
"Here you go, one piping hot pot of fresh vulture stew."
A vulture that had been sitting by Roy's corpse was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html) for stew.
Fiendish Octopus
"No, to the left! THE LEFT, you stupid invertebrate! Grapple her from the- Goddamn it!"
Redcloak's most recent summon was defeated by Lien (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0479.html). When defeated, summoned creatures such as the fiendish octopus are not killed, but simply returned to the planes from whence they came.
Afterlife Regular
"Only 'til morning, old chap."
This unnamed adventurer (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0487.html) apparently dies fairly often.
Petitioners
"C'mon! You can do it! Eye of the tiger!"
These recently-deceased souls must climb the mountain (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0493.html) of the Celestial Realm until they reach enlightenment.
Evil Adventuring Party
"Let's earn some XP!"
These adventurers were killed by Roy and Horace Greenhilt after they plane shifted (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0497.html) into the Celestial Realm.
Sea Monsters
"i don't get it."
A group of sea trolls was killed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0506.html) when they attacked the Azure fleet. They then regenerated (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html), attacked again, and were destroyed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0508.html). Groups of locathah, sahuagin, and merrows (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html) were killed in similar fashion.
Azure City Refugees
"There were no survivors."
Two boats were attacked by scrags (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0508.html) that were charmed by Qarr. One of the boats lost 14 men, and the other lost all of its passengers. They were not the first to be lost (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0507.html) to sea monsters.
Black Squadron Wights
"Did-did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?"
Three of Tsukiko's wights were killed by Thanh and Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0515.html). Another was stabbed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0520.html), while a fifth was killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0521.html).
Isamu
"What?? Haley, are you nuts? It's a trap!"
Isamu of the Azure City Resistance was turned into a wight (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0519.html) by the Black Squadron and then killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0521.html).
Doubting Hobgoblin
“I dunno, he doesn’t really LOOK undead…”
This hobgoblin was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0538.html) on the mountain path leading out of Azure City.
Solt Lorkyurg
“When you get to the crossroad, hang a left to go through the mountain pass.”
This unfortunate gnome was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0539.html) for no good reason.
Great Mighty Bull
"think it happen around time tribe discover crate washed up on shore of hamburger buns and individually-wrapped cheese slices. but not sure."
No one seems to remember exactly why the Orc Tribe's sacred bull disappeared (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0555.html).
Vaarsuvius’ Greater Animal Messengers
“Their voyage cannot be deterred by any abjuration or illusion, I have seen to that.”
These three birds were killed and eaten (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html) by Haley, Belkar, and Mr. Scruffy.
Butterscotch Pudding Golem
“Wow, that butterscotch pudding golem was REALLY tough!”
This unusual monster was defeated by Haley, Belkar, and Celia (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0565.html) as part of the Test of the Body.
The Oracle of Sunken Valley
"Yeah...I wasn't really buying those theories either...worth a shot tho..."
The Oracle was stabbed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0567.html) as a self-fulfillment of Belkar's prophecy. The Oracle had planned ahead so that the murder would activate Belkar's Mark of Justice (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0568.html). He was revived (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0571.html)shortly afterward, and it is implied that this is not the first time he has died, nor will it be the last.
Greysky Citizens
"Mah wife said this won't work at all - but if it does, ah'm thinkin' of bringin' her tomorrow night."
A number of residents of Greysky City were murdered before or during Celia's visit (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0574.html). This appears to be a common occurrence.
Grubwiggler's Monster
"Raaarrrgh!"
One of Hieronymus Grubwiggler's golems walked straight off a broken bridge (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html) during Haley, Belkar, and Celia's escape.
Kubota’s Ninjas
"He's just knocked out - for now. Don't worry, you're about to join him."
Several ninjas sent to kill the Katos were instead killed by an angry pregnant Kazumi Kato (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0587.html). One more was killed by Therkla (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html).
Kubota’s Samurai
"Maybe you're squeezing him too hard?"
The two samurai Kubota brought to the Katos' ship were killed by Elan and Therkla. (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html)
Therkla
"No thanks, then...I'll take my chances that the Afterlife...won't have any punishment worse...than not being with you."
Therkla tragically died in Elan's arms (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0593.html) after being poisoned (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0592.html) by her former friend Kubota. She was buried under a totally kickass headstone (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0598.html). Elan has since learned Neutralize Poison (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0647.html) to prevent such a tragedy from recurring.
Daimyo Kubota
"Now come along, bring me before your master so that we may begin the Trial of the Century."
Kubota was disintegrated by Vaarsuvius (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0595.html) after surrendering to Elan. Vaarsuvius used a Gust of Wind spell to scatter Kubota's ashes so he could not be revived.
Thieves' Guild Rogues
"Sure, but I don't see what that has to do with-"
At least seven members of the Thieves' Guild were killed by Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0604.html), including Toby (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0603.html), George, and the Munez twins. Thirteen more (including Chuck) were killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html), with a little help from the cleric and Mr. Scruffy. Haley later killed seven more with her Bow of +5 Icy Burst (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0615.html), much to the dismay of Bozzok (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0618.html).
Old Blind Pete
"No! NO! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, it was all a-"
"Brainy Pete" was killed by an old friend (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0612.html) he had betrayed (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0602.html). The cleric of Loki, egged on by Belkar, brutally bashed Pete's head in with a mace.
Meatballs
"You get a train over there, and you make them an aggro they can't refuse."
These people were apparently killed to garnish the Boss Monster's spaghetti (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0619.html).
Choir of Dead Pedophiles
"Bunkus! Nonsuch! Gibberos! Gobbleygoos!"
Lee, Cedrik, and Nero keep these guys (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0635.html) around to chant faux Latin during evil ascensions to power.
Ancient Black Dragon (and Extended Family)
"For a moment, I thought...I thought it has all been for nothing."
The mother dragon was unable to exact her revenge on Vaarsuvius's family. Instead, she was ripped apart when V shapechanged into a dragon from inside her stomach (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0638.html). V then reanimated her head in order to use Haerta Bloodsoak's customized Familicide (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0639.html) spell, which, in an instant, killed every living creature that directly shared her bloodline. Vaaruvius estimated that the spell killed approximately one fourth of the black dragon population. His revenge fulfilled, Vaarsuvius then killed the dragon with one final Disintegration (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0640.html).
Crystal
"You double-crossing whore, when Bozzok raises me-"
Crystal was finally killed by her rival Haley (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0648.html) just before the Order left Greysky city. Haley ambushed Crystal after a shower and murdered her in her bedroom, taking her knife and magic items for herself.
Demon Roach
"HEY! Jailbreak! Helloooo, we have a jailbreak over- Ah, crap."
One of the Demon Roaches was killed by O-Chul during his escape from Xykon's stronghold (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0654.html). It's unclear whether the demon roaches are outsiders, so it may not have actually died.
Jirix
"Supreme Leader? Are you OK? I thought I heard you- *gasp* XYKO-"
Redcloak's new second-in-command hobgoblin was killed by O-Chul (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0656.html) during his escape from Xykon's stronghold. Xykon has ordered Redcloak to raise him (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0662.html).
Hotshot Military "Geniuses"
"Within a year, most of them've been assassinated, or had their country steamrolled by THAT year's new conquerers."
Apparently, a great deal of would-be rulers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0680.html) are killed every year in the Western Continent.
Slavers
"We got another one, Hive Leader."
A group of bug-like slavers (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0683.html) in the Great Barren Desert were driven off (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0684.html) by the Order of the Stick.
Buggy Lou
"We still have any of that honey marinade sauce back at the nest?"
The slavers' Hive Leader was killed by Belkar (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0685.html) after declaring his intent to eat Mr. Scruffy.