HALO 71/LXXII (apparently): All Good People Know Good People

[Kaelaroth]

HALO

Heroic
Anti-Evil and
Lawbreaking
Organization

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HALO, an organisation of holiness, light, fun, and roleplay!
Joining is simple, you keep your soul, and your blood... And someone else keeps their blood as well (well, usually).
All you have to do is...

Must be non-evil (negotiable)
Ask to join
They might ask questions... So answer them!
You're in if you are found worthy!

Just that!

We also have a wikispace (http://haloitp.wikispaces.com/) for more information, such as member lists!

Member awards as well (since we rock!)


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Previous Threads

HALO I (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=63455)
HALO II (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64192)
HALO III (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64940)
HALO IV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66128)
HALO V (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67026)
HALO VI (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=67587)
HALO VII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68189)
HALO VIII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=68718)
HALO IX (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3777441#post3777441)
HALO X (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69779)
HALO XI (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70346)
HALO XII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70671)
HALO XIII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3912751#post3912751)
HALO XIV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=71933)
HALO XV (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72571)
HALO XVI (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=3993522")
HALO XVII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74008)
HALO XVIII (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74745)
HALO XIX: Now thinking with Portals (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4071746#post4071746)
HALO XX: I Hate Roman Numerals. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75616)
HALO XXI: Randomness Present 24/7. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76041)
HALO XXII: I'll be coming home, just to be alone... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76254)
HALO XXIII: Yes, we ARE watching you... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=76693)
HALO XXIV: Yeah, we're that cool! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4158181#post4158181)
HALO XXV: Where Sleep is the Answer (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77113)
HALO XXVI: Too many threads to count. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77373)
HALO XXVII: What are you looking at?! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77689)
HALO XXVIII: Romance is More Important than You, AMEN (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77964)
HALO XXIX: 'Cuz We're So Much Better! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78362)
HALO XXX: Brand Spankin' New! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78704)
HALO XXXI: Look Out, Super Bowl! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78936)
HALO XXXII: What do you mean "overpowered"? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79193)
HALO XXXIII: The sea's evaporating, though it comes as no surprise.... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79481)
XXXIV: We Switched to Decaf. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79819)
HALO XXXV: Open to Suggestions (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80181)
HALO XXXVI More seasons then..... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80505)
HALO XXXVII: I blame your for the moonlit sky... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80954)
HALO XXXVIII: He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=81331)
HALO XXXIX: In Dee Ana Jones and the Invaders of the Last Quark!!! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4385326#post4385326)
HALO XL: To see the right.... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82046)
HALO XLI: This was a triumph, I'm making a note here.... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82547)
HALO XLII: Can't hear the rhythm for the drums. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82866)
HALO XLIII: He Who Wishes to Secure..... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83193)
HALO XLIV: I see a man with a flag and he leads the procession... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83695)
HALO XLV: I'm Good Because I Didn't Shoot (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4491571#post4491571)
XLVI: I don't believe in the sky bully. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84168)
HALO XLVII: I ride this train in the windswept afternoon..... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84402)
HALO XLVIII: If we couldn't laugh, we would go insane. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4527787#post4527787)
HALO XLIX: . . . Sense? What's that? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=84815)
HALO L: In HALO, Evil Fight You! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85095)
HALO LI: Link! He come to town, then he left. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85495)
HALO LII: This thread is what all true warriors strive for! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85695)
HALO LIII: You're a Little Short for Gods... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85947)
HALO LIV: War! What is it good for? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86173)
HALO LV: Absolutely nothing of importance or value (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86549)
HALO LVI: More kids than an orphanage (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86772)
It's okay if the good guys do it...... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87027)
HALO LVIII: Tom Cruise Crazy. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87475)
HALO LVIX: Who's Gonna Tell You When It's Too Late (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=87885)
HALO LX: The End Of The World As We Know It. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88134)
HALO LXI: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88409)
HALO LXII: Quote, what quote? Where? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88717)
HALO LXIII: This is not Sparta (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89118)
HALO LXIV: We do not require additional pylons (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89518)
HALO LXV: Do you believe in Miracles? (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89990)
HALO LXVI: Song to say goodbye... (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=90306)
HALO LXVII: Oww my IQ. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4922944#post4922944)
HALO LXVIII: Shiiiiiny! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91705)
HALO LXIX/69: Get your mind into the gutter (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5005581#post5005581)
HALO LXX: Mouthwash? Good deeds don't leave a bad aftertaste (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92757)
HALO LXXI: Title Broke (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5052092#post5052092)




Attention: HALO is not a part of the town. It's in a different dimension, and is unaccessible unless you PM A HALO member, and become a member yourself.

[Volug]

ROMAN NUMERALS

....

Why don't people use them anymore...?

[Quinsar]

What's wrong with Rufus, auntie?
Nathan barely grasps the concept of bullets and guns....

[Kaelaroth]

((Because, Masato, everyone's been getting them wrong, and, I, one who used to be a Latin student, hated it.))

Nothing, sweety. He'll back back soon. I hope.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas undeadtimes, he's in the kitchen doing some stuff and some things.

[Volug]

((Because, Masato, everyone's been getting them wrong, and, I, one who used to be a Latin student, hated it.))

You're not the only person alive on the internet Kal, just because you don't like them doesn't mean you just screw it completly >.>

At least put them both, please? And it's 72, or LXXII

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia reflexively shields Nathan from Nomlas.

((Fine. :smallsigh:))

[Quinsar]

Nathan turns to a dragon, a wite dragon this time....

[Kaelaroth]

No, Nate, finish your dinner before going to play.

[Quinsar]

I did.
He, very quickly, uses his dragon tongue to lick up the last of it...

[Volug]

((Fine. :smallsigh:))

Thank you, that way, people who like normal numbers or just like the look of Roman numerals are happy:smallsmile:

[Kaelaroth]

((Then the next thread maker better bloody make the numerals correctly. Actually, talkng of that, I'd like to bring back the idea of voting on names of future threads))

Then go wash your plate.

[Quinsar]

Okay!
Nathan licks it.... It's wet now...

[Kaelaroth]

No. Nathan - wash it. Go, be a humanoid, and wash it up. Cressida said you've done it for her, so you can do it for me.

[Volug]

((Then the next thread maker better bloody make the numerals correctly. Actually, talkng of that, I'd like to bring back the idea of voting on names of future threads))

Voting has always been here.

Just it got to the point where no one voted =\
So while it's still going, it was forgotten, so it's here, just not here... As much sense as that doesn't make, it makes plenty of sense.

Wow...

Mee made the numerals incorrect last time for a bit to go with the thread title, as well.

[Quinsar]

Nathan goes to do so...

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia watches him go, annoyed, muttering, as she wipes down the table.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas looks at Amelia as she wipes down the table. Who the hell was that?

[Kaelaroth]

That's Nathan. Cressida's adopted kid. She says, warily. You seem... different, somehow...

[Almighty Salmon]

Huh, that makes sense.. He smirks at Amelia's last sentence. You could say that.

[Volug]

Still in the plot Kal...?

[Kaelaroth]

... Why? :smallconfused::smalleek: What's happened?

[Quinsar]

Nathan is chasing the cat now...

[Kaelaroth]

Oh for crying out loud! NATHAN, GO TO YOUR ROOM! Amelia says, swiping the cat into her arms.

[Quinsar]

But.. We were just playing...:smallfrown:




The cat pees in fear...

[Almighty Salmon]

It's, uh, classified information.. Nomlas flicks his hair back and takes a seat at the table.

[Kaelaroth]

No, you weren't. It's terrified! AND I SAID TO GO TO YOUR ROOM, RIGHT NOW! :smallannoyed: Amelia yells at him.

What the hell are you on about?

[Quinsar]

Nathan runs away... Not to his room, just... Away... The lab...

[Almighty Salmon]

Nothing, forget about it. Nomlas watches as Amelia yells, wincing a little. Wow, it shows that you're good with kids.

[Kaelaroth]

A portal appears in front of him, so that he'll trip into it. It'll make him land on his bed, before it closes.

I. Hate. Kids. God, he's almost as annoying as that cat kid. :smallyuk:

[Quinsar]

Nathan in his bed now... And starts to grow, rapidly...

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia doesn't know, as she's in the kitchen.

[Tempest Fennac]

Tempest arrives back in the kitchen before using Prestigitation to clean Rufus. I found him.

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia hugs Rufus. Great, I'm so glad you're OK! She giggles.

Rufus is quiet, and shaking, but hugs her back.

[Quinsar]

He grows to a full grown dragon, sleeping.

[Almighty Salmon]

You're not the only one who hates kids.. Nomlas taps his fingers along the surface of the table boredly. Although, they're light, throwing them into walls and off cliffs can be fun.

[Tempest Fennac]

Do you need a Cure spell, Rufus?

[Kaelaroth]

No, I can fix myself. Rufus says, doing exactly that.

[Tempest Fennac]

That's good. How did you end up there anyway?

[Kaelaroth]

Someone took me, I think.

[Tempest Fennac]

Blast, I just remembered something. Do you think they took Kiba as well? Tempest tries scrying for Kiba again.

[Quinsar]

The older Nathan wakes, turns to a human male looking aroun twenty, and tries to teleport out...

[Volug]

Blast, I just remembered something. Do you think they took Kiba as well? Tempest tries scrying for Kiba again.

Kiba comes up as nothing.

[Kaelaroth]

((deadtime))

[Tempest Fennac]

I still can't find him......I hope he's okay.

[Gem Flower]

River undeadtimes. ((I can't stay on for long...:smallfrown:))

[Quinsar]

Vegarius is around.

[Tempest Fennac]

Hi, River. How are you? You look like how you used to look, which I'm assuming is a good sign.

[Gem Flower]

I'm definitely better than I've been in a long time. You?

((GAH! Deadtime.:smallfrown: I might be able to be on later.))

[Tempest Fennac]

I've been fine thanks. You said that thing we found at the Texas base was a powerful protective device, right?

[Gem Flower]

((One more post.:smalltongue:))

Yeah, why?

((Actual deadtime.:smallfrown: Hopefully I can be back later.))

[Tempest Fennac]

I was just wondering if it had any other properties. (See you later.)

[Emperor Ing]

undeadtime. :smalltongue:
Sythis wanders.

[Tempest Fennac]

Hi, Sythis. I think your friends who we rescued are recovering. At least until Nicholas suggested that one of them tried cake.....He recieved a Heal spell, so he should be fine now, though.

[Emperor Ing]

What's cake?

[happyturtle]

A black portal forms in the HALO kitchen, and a man steps out of it. He's the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome, with a self-assured look on his face.

He gives Nomlas an appraising look, before holding out his hand. "Jordan Bereford. Alek sent me to meet you."

[Tempest Fennac]

Explains what cake is.He didn't know either until Nicholas told him.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas looks Jordan up and down before standing from his chair. Nomlas. Nice to meet you. He extends his arm and shakes Jordan's hand firmly. So, have you gotten that injection thing yet?

[Emperor Ing]

Ugh. That'd wreak havoc on his anatomy.

[Tempest Fennac]

Drat. He didn't mention it at the time (Nicholas mentioned the basic ingrediants as well).

[Volug]

Kyza's in the infirmary, sobbing.

[Emperor Ing]

He probably didn't know. I'm a biologist, don't forget.

[Tempest Fennac]

Good point. On the bright side, he only ate 2 magically conjured cupcakes. (Someone mentioned that spell in the Homebrew section ages ago.)

[Emperor Ing]

Don't EVER make any of my kind eat cake ever again! Please?

[happyturtle]

"I didn't need it. I'm a mutant." Jordan vanishes from sight, and reappears on the far side of the room almost instantly. "Tell me what you know about GLoG."

[Almighty Salmon]

What the.. Nomlas watches as Jordan reappears on the opposite side of the room. Nifty. He listens to Jordan's question and folds his arms. Well, I know for a fact that they like to lock people in cells. They also have this really powerful ..spork. Yeah, it's strange, I know.

[Tempest Fennac]

I won't. To be fair, he did say he wanted to try it (and nobody expected that to happen). Are there any other foods which your race should avoid?

[Emperor Ing]

Anything that's not meat.

[Tempest Fennac]

Thanks. I'll try to remember that.

[Emperor Ing]

Yeeaahh, I thought we established that months ago. :smallconfused:

[Tempest Fennac]

I didn't realise that every type of non-meat was toxic.

[Emperor Ing]

Some things more than others. Most of the time though, we'll regurgitate it.

[Tempest Fennac]

That's what happened with the cake.

[Emperor Ing]

Good sign. But you said he agreed to try it? You talked to them?

[Tempest Fennac]

Yes. Tempest explains what happened.

[Emperor Ing]

Hmm. Sorry, those names are not familiar to me.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari undeadtimes and is walking around with a big smile on her face.

[Tempest Fennac]

That's odd. They didn't seem to know each other at all either dispite being locked up at the same time. I wonder if their memories ended up altering themselves? Hi, Ari. How are you?

[Emperor Ing]

It's a possibility.
I'm gonna go ahead and say, no, they are total strangers to each other. All three of them.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari looks at Tempest. Very good. I'm getting married today. You're both invited you know.

[Emperor Ing]

Ah, excellent. Thank you, and congradulations, I suppose.

[Tempest Fennac]

Okay thanks. I have some things to sort out, so I may not be able to make it.

[happyturtle]

What the.. Nomlas watches as Jordan reappears on the opposite side of the room. Nifty. He listens to Jordan's question and folds his arms. Well, I know for a fact that they like to lock people in cells. They also have this really powerful ..spork. Yeah, it's strange, I know.

"Pacifists then? They lock people up instead of killing them? And what exactly makes this spork powerful?" Jordan asks.

[Emperor Ing]

When is it?

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas nods at Jordan. Pacifists indeed. He leans against the kitchen counter and scratches the back of his neck. I'm not sure, they talk about it alot. I think it contains some strange, insane magical powers.

[Moofin Bard]

Thanks. And that's okay Tempest. The wedding is in a couple of hours.

((Or whenever me and FF can be on for a while at the same time.))

[Emperor Ing]

I'll try and make it. Thanks again.
((In the event that i'm not online during the wedding, which I find extremely likely, just pretend Sythis is there anyway.))

[Tempest Fennac]

The last wedding I went to was a bit of a disaster, sadly....

[Moofin Bard]

Ari's smile fades a little bit. Oh? How so?

[Tempest Fennac]

Someone started throwing fireballs about, so I left. The church apparently ended up getting destroyed after I left.

[Siena]

Reelai undeadtimes sitting on the couch in... some room other people are in, and she yawns.

[Szilard]

Jr. Is sleeping a deep sleep in the hallway, but will not wake up. She now has the appearance of a five-year old.
((Deadtime.))

[happyturtle]

Nomlas nods at Jordan. Pacifists indeed. He leans against the kitchen counter and scratches the back of his neck. I'm not sure, they talk about it alot. I think it contains some strange, insane magical powers.

"Well let's go check it out. Here, put this on. You'll need it if we're going to go through the good-people-only portal." Jordan hands Nomlas an amulet, identical to one Jordan is already wearing.

[Tempest Fennac]

To Reelai. Hi. Who are you? I'm Tempest. (I'll deadtime after 1 more post.)

[Kaelaroth]

Panda, having not seen his sister in months, weeps tears of joy, and he curls into a hug with her.

[Szilard]

*huggles*
((Deadtime, for sure this time.))

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas nods and grasps the amulet in his hand, proceeding to place it around his neck, making sure it doesn't mess up his hair. Alright, i'm ready. Lead on.

[Kaelaroth]

Panda floats them both to their room, where Panda has been alone for so long, and falls asleep hugging her, one hole in his little heart filled.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari deadtimes for just a little bit.

[Siena]

Reelai looks at Tempest and gulps, then smiles weakly. Hi.. I'm Reelai...

[happyturtle]

Jordan and Nomlas step through the portal-that-has-always-been-there into GLoG. (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5088133#post5088133)

[Emperor Ing]

meh, i'll deadtime now. Kinda distracted.

[Tempest Fennac]

It's nice to meet you. Unfortunately, I need to take care of something. I'll hopefully see you another time. (Deadtime until tomorrow, but I won't be online as much as I normally am. Goodnight.)

[FireFox]

Matt is talking with Boudica in the library.

[Szilard]

Panda floats them both to their room, where Panda has been alone for so long, and falls asleep hugging her, one hole in his little heart filled.

:smallsmile:

[Moofin Bard]

Ari undeadtimes.

((I'm at the library. Darn 60 minutes and all that.))

[Siena]

Nice to.. meet you too... See you, I guess... Reelai frowns when she yawns again, and she pulls her legs up onto the couch and hugs them, hoping to fall asleep...

[FireFox]

Matt and Boudica are still talking in the library.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari decides to go to the library...

[FireFox]

When she gets there, Boudica is gone and Matt is sitting in a chair. Ari!

[Moofin Bard]

She smiles at him. Hi. Was someone else here? I thought I heard talking.

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia, a very pretty nineteen year old, with purple hair, crop cut, walks, in a bikini, into the library.

[FireFox]

Yeah, I was just discussing stuff with Boudica... How are you?

[Siena]

((...Eh, deadtime....))

[Moofin Bard]

Oh good. You're not getting col---hi? she says when she sees Amelia.

[Kaelaroth]

Oh, hi. Amelia says, blushing. Sorry.... I was just going to the... She smiles at Matt, blushing. :smallredface: My friend... My... Layla, my friend suggested this book, and I was... well... looking for it here.

[FireFox]

Matt raises an eyebrow at Amelia.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari possesively puts her head on Matt's shoulder. What book?

[Kaelaroth]

Well... It's... She walks nearer, and, blushing, says It's called Nirvana: A Girl's Guide to Sexual Appetite.

[FireFox]

Matt visibly represses a snicker.

[Kaelaroth]

Hey! Layla's studying Human Psychology. :smallannoyed:

[Moofin Bard]

Ari grimaces. I think I might know where it is. She avoids Matt's gaze as she goes to get it.

[FireFox]

Matt blinks in surprise as he looks at Ari. I don't know whether to laugh or to be disturbed...

[Kaelaroth]

Thank you...? Amelia says, suddenly too aware she's standing in a bikini around two much more mature people she's never met.

[Moofin Bard]

She comes back with the book and hands it to Amelia. It was before we even met...

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia smiles gratefully, and tucks the book under one arm. So, when's it due?

[FireFox]

Oh? Required reading in the circus? He teases her with a deadpan expression.

[Moofin Bard]

She glares at him playfully. Never you mind.

@Amelia: I'm not entirely sure. Probably in a week or two.

[Kaelaroth]

You mean you haven't gotten a doctor to check it out yet? What hospital are you using? She asks, a faint look of worry on her pretty face.

[FireFox]

She meant the book, Miss...? :smallamused:

[Kaelaroth]

Oh... Riiight. :smallredface: Amelia mumbles. I'm Amelia, Cressida's sister.

[FireFox]

Matt Goswell.

[Moofin Bard]

Actually I didn't mean the book. But that too. Also, it's not a normal incubation period...

Edit: Ari Wolfsbane.

((Deadtime for a sec.))

[Kaelaroth]

Oh. So... You're having a mystical baby? Like Cressida? So... within a week? Are you bringing doctors here? Or will you leave this place to give birth? Although she doesn't really like kids, Amelia's interested in pregnancy.

[FireFox]

Matt blinks in surprise, not expecting this answer. Uh... I don't think mystical, just... the first of it's kind...

[Kaelaroth]

Riiight... Amelia says, clearly confused, as she wonders in Matt's going to finish what he was saying.

[FireFox]

Well, I'm technically a new species, so half of what I am with half of her is... going to be the first of it's kind...

[Kaelaroth]

OK. Right. So you'll have plenty of doctors and midwifes to make sure nothing's going to happen?

[FireFox]

Um, no. Just a Goddess of Life...

Matt has the eyes of a fox and a pair of angelic wings, by the by...

[Kaelaroth]

Riiight. Amelia says, clearly overwhelmed. In which case, why not get her to spare your wife the traumatic and dangerous procedure of giving birth?

[FireFox]

Uh, this whole child thing is... well I think she's going to let the actual birth itself be a lesson...

[Kaelaroth]

That's disgusting! A lesson? Of pain and torture? What is this, an evil goddess? :smalleek:

[FireFox]

She's Good. And I would hardly call it torture. He sighs guiltily. The lesson on the dangers of premarital and underage sex.

[Kaelaroth]

... What the hell? What the hell! Amelia shouts, angrily. She's a deluded goddess, then. Making you suffer because you had sex before marriage? Lots of kids do - lots of underage ones. Just because you were stupid enough not to use protection, doesn't mean you have to suffer for it.

[FireFox]

Suffer? It's natural childbirth you idiot! It's not suffering! We did it, and we pay the same price everyone else does! Just because I know a Goddess that could make it painless doesn't mean I'm any better than anyone else to deserve it!

[Kaelaroth]

Riiight. So a good goddess is going to sit around as your wife screams in pain, possibly suffers vaginal tearing, or gives birth to a dead baby. A great good goddess, sure. One who I assume cares and loves you completely and utterly - obviously not enough to help you see that you're obviously completely unprepared to have children!

[FireFox]

Matt's claws slide out. Clearly you don't believe in consequences. :smallannoyed:

[Mee]

Orianna shows up behind Amelia.
"So, what's the topic for today?"

[Kaelaroth]

Clearly, neither do you. You're going to have a child. You're going, I assume, from your nutso "before marriage" rant, that you're going to be married. GROW UP! You're going to have a child! You can't be impulsive, you have to be loving, fair, and a compassionate. If I were you, I'd be making sure your wife had the best time possible. She doesn't notice Ori.

[FireFox]

Matt starts to say something then ***** his head to the side for a few seconds. "Loving, fair and compassionate"? Is that what your sister was to her son Nathan when she locked him in a cage? :smallannoyed: And I have a job to go to. He tries to step around her and leave.

[Almighty Salmon]

A portal materialises infront of Amelia, Matt and Orianna. Nomlas is flung out and lands cleanly on his feet. Hey, i'm getting back at these landings! He brushes himself off and looks around at the people around him. Oh, sorry. Go back to whatever you were doing. He begins to whistle and walks into the base, before realising the spork is no longer in his hand. ****!

[Mee]

Orianna raises an eye brow, and would adjust her glasses, had she any.
At . . . well . . . . all of it.

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia laughs. You're trying to use Cressida, the mentally ill one, to back up your point. You're a fool. Yeah, go do your job. Go ruin some lives, maybe corrupt some kids, while you're at it. It'll be good practice for you.

Then, seeing Nomlas, she storms after him. And what are you doing?

[FireFox]

As she goes by him, Matt tries to punch her in the throat. With his claws.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari undeadtimes and grabs his arm.

[Haleyintraining]

Lindsay appears through the portal.

What the heck did you do with the Spork?

[FireFox]

Convient...

Ari will feel a static shock until she lets go of Matt, who is suddenly at attention and staring at the wall, listening to a voice in his head.

[Kaelaroth]

((HiT, did you see my mental fog post?))

Amelia is just hit, but teleports away just in time, leaving a faint pink flush on her cheek. Oh, I get it. Practising punching girls for when you've lost any job prospects, and have no cash, and need to take it out on Ari. Very stylish. Manly.

[Almighty Salmon]

Oh, hey Ameila, I can explain the port- Suddenly, Matt punches Amelia and Lindsay appears through the portal. Hey! Watch what you're doing, Claw guy! He then looks towards Lindsay and raises his eyebrow. Eh? I thought you grabbed it from me!

[happyturtle]

((To Lindsay, it would have looked like the spork flew out of Nomlas's hands at high speed and then disappeared into thin air.))

[Mee]

". . . "
Orianna is speechless.

[Haleyintraining]

((Lindsay didn't see anything because of the fog thing, so she thinks Nomlas still has it.))

[Moofin Bard]

Ari doesn't seem that affected by the shock...but she does feel shocked at why he did that. Is something wrong?

[Mee]

"Hi, Ari. How are you doing?"

[FireFox]

Matt groans and gently removes Ari's hand as he starts to go down the hallway.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari sighs. Apparently not well. I think he's second-guessing his decision to not have Boudica interfere.

[Kaelaroth]

The fog re-applies itself, trying to drown her hearing into low mumble, and blur her sights into haze. Admittedly, the villain doing it's doing about fifty things at once, so it's not the best of tricks.

Rufus snarls at Matt. You hurt Auntie Amelia! :smallmad:

Amelia snarls. Nomlas! What's going on! Her face is flushed, as she realises she's still in a bikini, and ''ports a dress onto herself.

[Mee]

"Oh, I'm sorry. I really am.

I'll go talk to him."
She turns to go to Matt, unless stopped.

[Haleyintraining]

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT!

((Lindsay thinks it's Nomlas who is doing it.))

[FireFox]

Matt walks through the entrance to Tobias' Glade, and it seals up after him.

[Moofin Bard]

That would be a good idea. Ari says as she pats Rufus mindlessly.

[Almighty Salmon]

What?! I'm not doing anything you crazy girl! Give me back the Spork! Nomlas then quickly spins around to face Amelia. Are you okay?! That guy needs a leash!

[Mee]

"Will do."
She goes to the glade, and sighs upon seeing it closed off.

[Kaelaroth]

Yeah, I'm fine. And, Nomlas, don't be silly. It's worse than that - some dogs do need to be neutered. She sighs.

Rufus is still furious.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari is getting more furious at Amelia by the minute. This is all your fault! Why don't you just take your book and go?

[Mee]

Orianna comes back, not being able to get in, and watches Ari and Amelia.

[Kaelaroth]

Oh, so I made your husband hit me, a practically naked, defenceless girl younger than him, because I questioned his moral. Sure. Whatever. :smallyuk: I was actually looking out for you - trying to make sure you wouldn't have to suffer.

[Moofin Bard]

Maybe I don't want you to look after me. Technically, you provoked him! Do you have any idea how he's feeling? We're sixteen! She's almost growling it now.

[FireFox]

Tobias tries to appear where Cressida is.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas looks towards Ari and snarls a little. Oh, shaddap! It's your insane boyfriend who's the root of the problem. He places a hand on the Sapphire Slayer's hilt, but manages to contain himself. Get out of here before I do something I regret.

[Kaelaroth]

((Not gonna happen. Cressida's in another dimension, off doing something plot-related))

Amelia snarls. Exactly - sixteen. I was just saying that you can't be punished or blamed because of you age, and he flipped!

[Moofin Bard]

Ari turns to Nomlas. Excuse me? I live here. And I saw that. Are you threatening a pregnant woman?

[FireFox]

Then Tobias attempts to appear behind Nomals. All right evilboy, you made me take time from my planning to intercede. I am annoyed. Get out of here before I beat you down. :smallannoyed:

[Kaelaroth]

A very powerful telepathic presence makes Nomlas invisible, by trying to make other people not able to see him.

[FireFox]

Tobias' mind can't be tampered with like that.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas glares directly into Ari's eyes, too enraged to deal with Tobias now. It wouldn't be the first pregnant woman i've killed, Tubbo. He grins as he's turned invisible, that that anyone would be able to see that grin that is. I'm giving you one more warning, go.

[FireFox]

Tobias can still see Nomlas, and he sprays 6.2 gallons of hydrochloric acid at Nomlas...

[Kaelaroth]

((Would you allow anything to happen to Tobias? Anything?))

[Moofin Bard]

Ari growls again. It's not worth it.

She goes and knocks on the entrance to Tobias's glade. Matt?

[FireFox]

((Yeah, like Tobias hasn't died more than 5 times since I started playing him. He's a seriously epic druid who can control his own mind. I've said IC how he was able to trick the soul living inside his body. He's not going to be deceived like that.))

Matt's not there anymore.

[happyturtle]

Before the hydrochloric acid hits, Nomlas disappears. Not through telepathic means. He can be heard, probably cursing, and a breeze might be felt. Moving towards the GLoG portal.

[Siena]

Liana undeadtimes, sees the going-ons, and pulls up a chair, also pulling popcorn out of nowhere to chow down on as she watches the show from a safe distance.

Mmmm, popcorn.

[Kaelaroth]

((I wasn't being mean, I was asking, what ways can there be to hurt him? Coz, you know, I'd like to have some way to fight him with my new villains. :smallsmile:))

[Moofin Bard]

Ari wonders where Matt went.

[FireFox]

((Generally speaking, I allow him to be hurt by Rule of Cool. He can die, as long as it's not permanent. He has control over wide aspects of nature, so... Physically beating his down?))

Matt's gone to cool his heels/receive his current assignment.

[Moofin Bard]

Ari sighs and goes back to watch Tobias pretty much fight her battle for her.

[FireFox]

To be honest, Tobias just hates Nomlas and was waiting for a semi-reasonable excuse to get him. Seeing as he's gone, the druid turns to Ari and tells her exactly that with a small smile.

[Moofin Bard]

Well thanks anyway....Dad. she says and grins, trying to make him mad.

[happyturtle]

((Er, what's up with the 'I hit the unarmed girl in the throat and everyone takes my side except the evil dude' thing? :smallconfused:))

[FireFox]

He shudders slightly. Grandkids make me feel old... He smiles at her and then walks aay to the nearest potted plant. Got a war to plan, see you later...

[Mee]

"Have fun, Toby."
Orianna waves.

[Moofin Bard]

((Technically he didn't hit her. Ari stopped him. But I think Kaely missed that post.))
Deadtimes.

[Kaelaroth]

((Technically he didn't hit her. Ari stopped him. But I think Kaely missed that post.))

(('Cause, you know, being stopped from hitting her changes everything :smalltongue:))

[Quinsar]

Twenty year old Nathan is working out, in the training room, shirtless. He's quite muscular.

[Siena]

Liana frowns when she notices Tobias, remembering just how kind he was to her when Kyza was biting down on her.

Which, isn't kind at all considering there are still deep bite marks on Liana's shoulder. Stupid Druids... she mutters, glad Tobias' off to go plan his little war.

[FireFox]

((Hey, she was being a real b****... He doesn't discrimanate between girls or guys when it comes to hitting people... And anyone who can instantaneuously teleport is hardly defenceless...))

Tobias freezes and then looks at Ori guiltly. I forgot to tell you didn't I?

[Mee]

"Yes you did."
She half smiles.

[FireFox]

I'm sorry Ori, I just forgot to leave a note this morning... I'm going away for... not very long to fight a war...

[happyturtle]

((Technically he didn't hit her. Ari stopped him. But I think Kaely missed that post.))
Deadtimes.

((He tried to hit an unarmed girl. If my husband ever did that, I'd be seriously disturbed.))

[Kaelaroth]

((deadtime on this thread))

[Mee]

"Oh, okay. Have fun?"
She smiles softly, knowing she can't stop him.

((He tried to hit an unarmed girl, because that girl was being rude to everyone he cares about.
But, I think I should stay out of this.))

[FireFox]

Her fault for being unarmed. If you're going to mouth off to people with claws in their hands and behaviorial issues that come from the beast side of their heritage, you pack heat. Duh.

I'm just going to fight the people who hurt me. Don't worry, I'll be fine...

[Mee]

"Have fun. Come back soon and safely."

[FireFox]

Tobias tries to hug her.

[Mee]

She is hugged, gladly.
And hugs him back.

[FireFox]

I'm stationing Matt at the castle, not part of the fighting. He smiles at her, then leaves.

[Mee]

"Good, keep him safe."
She disappears too.

[Siena]

Liana frowns when she realises she missed most of the good parts, and she tosses her now half-empty popcorn over her shoulder before crossing her arms.

[Almighty Salmon]

A flash of smoke emits in the hallway, and Nomlas drops down on to the floor, coughing wildly. Jeez, I can't remember this thing making so much smoke before. He places the teleporter back into his pocket and looks around for somebody to interact with.

[Siena]

Liana is fiddling with her nails in a room nearby if Nomlas wants to speak with her.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas walks into the room Liana is and notices her fiddling with her nails. You tend to do that a lot, you know?

[Siena]

Yeah, they keep getting dirty... she mutters with an annoyed tone, pondering over how gunk can get under her nails when she doesn't do anything. I mean, seriously.

[Almighty Salmon]

Sure, sure. It happens. He takes a seat next to her, if she's sitting down that is. So, you'll never guess what happened to me today..

[Kaelaroth]

A very loud voice says Mention any names, Nomlas, and you die. only in his mind, of course.

[Siena]

She was sitting on a lone chair, but we'll just say she moved to the couch so Nomlas can take up a seat next to her.

Oh? What happened? she asked, flicking a little peice of dirt away.

[Almighty Salmon]

Well.. Nomlas reaches behind his back, pulling out a fat stack of cash. I become a millionaire. Sweet, right? :smallbiggrin:

[Siena]

Liana paused, then turned to look at the wad of cash and smirked. Wow, that is sweeet. Gonna share the details on how? 'course, people aren't that likely to share how they got so much cash so fast, so Liana went ahead and tried looked it all up in Nomlas' mind.

[Almighty Salmon]

Oh, I can't say, highly classified stuff. Liana will see Nomlas stealing the Spork from GloG, it's pretty obvious that it was sold to get the money. So, are you jealous? Nomlas smirks as he says this.

[Kaelaroth]

A very powerful telepath does the mental equivalent of punching Nomlas in the face. You idiot!

[Almighty Salmon]

OW! What?! I didn't say any names! :smalleek:

[Kaelaroth]

She read your mind, you fool! Now, shall I take care of it, or can you?

[Quinsar]

Older Nathan is still working out shirtless. Amelia might find him...

[Siena]

Not jealous at all, but might at well make Nomlas feel good, eh? Liana faked a frown at the cash, then shook her head. N-no... just money... she mumbled as if she was.

Selling a giant spork, what is the world coming to? :smalltongue:

Hey, how does the voice in Nomlas' head know she read his mind? :smallconfused:

[Kaelaroth]

Amelia, however, is asleep in bed, as her player thinks she's had enough stuff for today.

"Voice" is sitting, at the moment, in Nomlas' mind, shielded from detection.

[Almighty Salmon]

Alright, alright, relax. I'll deal with it.

Hah, I knew you'd be jealous! Nomlas hands her the stack of money. Here, I sort of pity you, being so poor 'n' all. He leans back against the sofa, trying to get comfortable. Oh, and i've recently been diagnosed as dangerously insane, anything you see in my mind is a lie. Yup, definately a lie.

[Siena]

Ooookay, then.

Her eyes widen when he hands he her the money, and Liana places it in her back pocket. Holy crud, he's stupid with money, too! Wow.... thanks Nomlas.... she says, blushing as if she's embarrassed about be "so poor".

A lie? Well dang, I was going to look up some painful childhood memories. she said teasingly, smirk returning, she always knew he was insane. 'course, she can tell he's lying... "Yup, definately a lie", it's just so obvious...

[Kaelaroth]

Oh dear god. How transparent are you? Alek sighs, deep within Nomlas' mind. He launches a swift, and very powerful mind wipe at Liana, aiming to wipe the last week from her memory. 'Course, he hasn't used that kind of minor wipe in years. So it could easily take away months, decades more than that.

[Almighty Salmon]

No problem! Here, have another 20 dollars for thanking me! Nomlas, being quite smug, hands Liana some more money. Childhood memories? Bah, good luck finding them! Of course, Liana had seen them a long time ago. If I recall correctly.

[Siena]

Sorry pal, Liana's mind is basically untouchable. She does happen to notice someone trying to do something to her, though, and she frowns.

She takes the 20 bucks, and smiles, forgetting about whoever it was that just tried to erase her memory, putting the money with the other bundle Nomlas gave her. Heh, thanks! Maybe if Liana keeps thanking him he'll give her all of it eventually?

Actually she only saw one, if I remember right. Nomlas getting turned into a Salmon when some evil wizards were taking his sister away, if I recall. :P ...either way, she tries to look up some new ones, prefferebly of someone Nomlas really loved that he either (1) left and regrets or (2) left him. (Not his sister, but I guess she would work if there's nothing else.)

[Almighty Salmon]

Nothing happens. Nomlas has never truly loved anybody. Err, are you okay? You seem to be staring or something.. Nomlas waves his hand infront of Liana's face, trying to get a reaction.

[Kaelaroth]

Oh, this is getting ridiculous. Fine, that's it. I can't screw with her ugly, female mind, she can't screw with yours. Alek grumbles, as he puts a psionic shield round Nomlas' mind. Enjoy not having anyone in here but you'n'me.

((deadtime))

[Siena]

She shakes her head, and waves Nomlas' hand away with her own. Sorry, had other things on my mind... Never? Not even a little? Not even a best friend as a kid or his parents or an old girlfriend?

....

Okay (that's sad), she tries again, looking for the most likely person Nomlas could love... only to get shut out, and Liana winces when she can't make it in to Nomlas' head, thanks to Mr Alek in there.

[Almighty Salmon]

Are you sure you're feeling okay? Should I get you some water or something? He thinks for a few seconds, and then realises what Liana is actually doing. Hey! You're trying to read my mind, aren't you?! Stop that!

[Siena]

Liana shakes her head again and frowns. ...Sorry, Nomlas. she muttered, then groaned hoping that Nomlas wasn't going to want her to go into details. Still though, he didn't need to put a sheild up, it's not like Liana was going to do anything bad to his mind...

[Almighty Salmon]

'Sorry' doesn't really cut it this time, Liana! Nomlas angrily folds his arms and glares at her. You know, I may not be as smart as you or be able to read minds, but i'd atleast like to think that my memories are my own! He blows the hair out of his face aggressively. Now, you can make up for it by telling me your secrets. Tic for tac!

[Siena]

When did you get the idea that I was giving you fake memories? Liana asked out of pure curiousity, then flinched when Nomlas asked for one of her secrets. Ugh... she moaned, and thought for a while about what she would be the most comfertable telling... That's not the same, how do I know others wont find out from you?

[Almighty Salmon]

I promise I won't tell anyone. As long as you tell nobody what you've seen in my head, that is. He looks at Liana expectingly. Come on, it's just.. unfair otherwise.

[Siena]

Telling isn't the problem, Nomlas. And there's no need for you to worry, no one's learned about what happened to you and your sister, fish. Of course, considering you've never loved before, losing her must not have put a very big whole in your heart, huh? she mumbles, reajusting herself on the couch casually.

[Almighty Salmon]

Nomlas stands from the couch silently and looks down at Liana. I know i'm evil and all. But you are a horrible, horrible person. I bid you good day! With that, he angrily storms out of the room like a proper drama queen would, into another part of the base.

[FireFox]

Boudica is wandering around.