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littlebottom
2008-10-12, 08:46 PM
i was just wondering peoples favorite Belkar moment, i think mine has to be during the first fight with xykon when durkon kills all the goblins and he just stands in silence till he dejectively stabs the closest dead goblin, for me that just shows his character so well (strip 111)

but there are many others, whats yours?

Lord_Butters_I
2008-10-12, 08:49 PM
357 (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0357.html) Oh shi- and Getting paid to kill things: Cornerstone of the world economy.

Also my favorite comic of all time. I fall out of my chair laughing every time I read it.

Lokasenna
2008-10-12, 08:54 PM
Pretty much everything that happens with him during the Invasion of Azure City, his fight scene with Miko after he killed that guard ("When in doubt, set something on fire"), and one scene in Durokan's Dungeon:
:vaarsuvius: Belkar you are a RANGER!
:belkar: So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!

Lupy
2008-10-12, 08:55 PM
:belkar: "So basically he doesn't know me at all?"

:roy: "Nope"

:belkar: "Cool. Let's go massacre something."

drengnikrafe
2008-10-12, 09:10 PM
Loka has already stated my favorite Belkar line. So, my vote goes for that one.

Zythran
2008-10-12, 09:23 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html

*no further comments* :smallbiggrin:


oh, and the last 3 panels of this one:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html

DBear
2008-10-12, 09:54 PM
#383, where Belkar's sense of smell comes into play and almost kills Nale when he's impersonating Elan.

dps
2008-10-12, 09:54 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html

*no further comments* :smallbiggrin:


oh, and the last 3 panels of this one:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0475.html

Looking at strip 475 again, I think I got my answer to the question I asked in another thread about the Ring of Jumping.

SometimesKate
2008-10-12, 10:04 PM
This is one of my favourites. It also contains my favourite Roy line.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0408.html

Heroic
2008-10-12, 10:09 PM
Obviously:

:belkar: "I AM A SEXY SHOELESS, GOD OF WAR!" :smallfurious:

And many others, the "Let's go massacre something" topping the list, too.

black_Lizzard
2008-10-12, 10:53 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html

Love the quote "Stop oppressing my culture you ethnocentric bitch!"

snoopy13a
2008-10-12, 10:56 PM
#383, where Belkar's sense of smell comes into play and almost kills Nale when he's impersonating Elan.

I like just a few strips later when he's chasing Durkon while singing:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0385.html

Heroic
2008-10-12, 10:58 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html

Love the quote "Stop oppressing my culture you ethnocentric bitch!"

And also: "It's a common practice among my people. Halflings of my village carry lead sheets to prove out manhood"

Priceless!

Barachiel
2008-10-12, 11:26 PM
Not sure if this is a GOOD moment for Belkar, but one word: "Lickmyorangeballshalfling."

I died, got raised, and died again from the laughter.

Also in the "Sucks to be Belkar" category: "HE gets to unleash the fury, and all I get is a frikkin' weiner dog!?"

Penquin47
2008-10-12, 11:58 PM
See, if you'd shown that kind of discipline a minute ago, we wouldn't be in this situation! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0157.html)

drakokirby
2008-10-13, 12:25 AM
The bottom panels say it all.

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0115.html

Kabarakh
2008-10-13, 01:10 AM
always loved this one (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0445.html)

drunkmonk
2008-10-13, 01:27 AM
I dont know why, but #184 still makes me laugh.

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Pronounceable
2008-10-13, 01:46 AM
"That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!"

And the other use for a sheet of lead.

Tundar
2008-10-13, 08:40 AM
Easy!

http://www.giantitp.com/Images/BelkarWarning.gif

Dorks :smallbiggrin:


But 179 has always been one of my favourites.
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0179.html

PoirotH
2008-10-13, 09:50 AM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0249.html

Heroic
2008-10-13, 11:36 AM
Easy!

http://www.giantitp.com/Images/BelkarWarning.gif

Dorks :smallbiggrin:

Where did you get that? :smallconfused:

Kurald Galain
2008-10-13, 11:42 AM
Stabbing the ghouls after Mega-Durkon crushes them.

Also, kicking Miko after Roy knocks her out.

Such a shame how Belkar gets upstaged all the time :smallbiggrin:

randomnondescri
2008-10-13, 11:53 AM
And brutally murder them in their dreamless sleep...

Return of Lanky
2008-10-13, 11:55 AM
I loved Stabby the eighth dwarf. Especially waking Miko up by bouncing a dagger hilt off her forehead.

gamerboy6000
2008-10-13, 01:08 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html

*no further comments* :smallbiggrin:

I agree, definetly best Belkar moment

AKA_Bait
2008-10-13, 01:15 PM
Ah, the very first one that earned Belkar a place in the funny section of my heart.

"I have an idea..." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0072.html)

goodyarn
2008-10-13, 01:33 PM
It's hard for me to pick a favorite one, but the one that stands out that I don't think anyone has mentioned yet is this one:

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0435.html

Why isn't he jolly??

Ninja
2008-10-13, 02:05 PM
definitly this (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0539.html)

Jorrath_Zek
2008-10-13, 03:08 PM
I took "Craft Disturbing Mental Image" as my feat last level.

Grail
2008-10-13, 05:43 PM
An early, but goody (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0011.html)

littlebottom
2008-10-13, 06:54 PM
hehe i love the "sexy shoeless god of war" and the "why isnt he jolly!?" and also #520 last three panels, "what bluff check?" i dont think anyones posted it so far so take a look

also has anybody founded a belkar fan club? :smallbiggrin: if so i wanna join, if not then i found it here and now :smalltongue:

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!"

Warlord JK
2008-10-13, 10:03 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0334.html This is definitely my favorite strip of Belkar just because of how much I love the little quarrel between V and Belkar. It just completely brings out his true character so well. I always fall over laughing when I read 334.

Edit: Up there is also the ones with the 2 devils on his shoulder and his craft distubring mental image.

Heroic
2008-10-13, 10:37 PM
On another thought, every Belkar moment is priceless. :smallbiggrin:

Finwe
2008-10-14, 12:40 AM
In my mind, nothing can beat "i AM A SEXY SHOE-LESS GOD OF WAR!"

The Lust/Hate list is great too: "that tool Bilbo" and "Hermione Granger"

Tundar
2008-10-14, 01:43 AM
Where did you get that? :smallconfused:
Some time ago, the Giant made it appear when someone tried to sneak peak the next strip. Ie if you typed in an url with number 300 while the newest was 299.
Or something - I just kept a link to it because I found it funny. And verymuch like Belkar too :smallbiggrin:

FlawedParadigm
2008-10-14, 01:14 PM
"Well technically, it was the owlbear that ate you, asshat."

Heroic
2008-10-14, 01:51 PM
Some time ago, the Giant made it appear when someone tried to sneak peak the next strip. Ie if you typed in an url with number 300 while the newest was 299.
Or something - I just kept a link to it because I found it funny. And verymuch like Belkar too :smallbiggrin:

And is it still available?

Evaine
2008-10-14, 06:44 PM
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0244.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0249.html

I think these too are my favorites as well. They show just how far he's willing to go to amuse himself.

Hawkeye
2008-10-14, 07:59 PM
All of the above are very good moments, and I'd vote for them myself. But what has been excluded so far (unless I missed a post) is this little gem: "When in doubt, set something on fire." (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0270.html)

Turgon
2008-10-16, 07:56 AM
When he drinks Explosive Runes(tm) brand coffee (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0317.html). :smallbiggrin:

Ronan
2008-10-16, 12:13 PM
Just see my sig :smallcool:

someonenonotyou
2008-10-16, 12:24 PM
all of belkers moments are great byt still nothing can or will probley ever bet
IM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD WAR!

esmerelder
2008-10-16, 07:08 PM
Oh, it's got to be The Kiss (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0316.html) for me. Not only for the hilarious war of recriminations and exploding-runes-casting that followed it, but because it demonstrates the fact that OoTS is one of the few webcomics that is always able to surprise me.

Jarade
2008-10-16, 10:52 PM
The last panel here (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0294.html)for novelty, and here because he just looks sohappy (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0105.html).:smallbiggrin:

jane doe
2008-10-21, 09:59 AM
All of #179, but my favorite line was :
Sorry Roy I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.

Tundar
2008-10-23, 03:26 AM
And is it still available?

Yes it us, see post 20 in this thread.

Varkarrus
2008-10-24, 03:21 PM
So.... Hard to decide! *whimper*

Belkarsbadside1
2008-10-24, 05:26 PM
So.... Hard to decide! *whimper*

I say his first 273 appearances in this book

Cleverdan22
2008-10-24, 05:30 PM
Actually, my favorite moment comes from OtoPCs where he is just chasing a butterfly with both knives drawn, and Elan attempting to stop him.

Lokasenna
2008-10-24, 05:37 PM
In Origins, paraphrased a bit:

I know my rights! Well, I know I have rights, which is about the same.

Ricky S
2008-10-24, 07:24 PM
My favourite belkar moment was when he released Mr scruffy and didnt betray haley only because he really really wanted to throw an angry cat in someones face! EPIC!

Linkavitch
2008-10-24, 07:37 PM
Unfortunetly(however you spell it), all my faves have already been posted.