V Junior
2008-10-15, 11:05 AM
Before I begin, don't take this seriously. Plus, it's long.
Okay, the Order defeats Xykon. V mutters 'Well, there goes MY plans' under his/her breath, while the rest of the Order recovers. Haley hears.
Haley: Hey V, what did you just say?
Vaarsuvius: Um... nothing. Nothing at all Haley...
Suddenly, Xykon's remains glow purple and vanish. The whole Order stares.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Haley: Is that Vaarsuvius purple?
V: What do you mean? -shifty eyes-
Roy: I smell a rat.
Belkar: No, that's Durk- Oh, right.
V: Uh oh.
The Order turns on V.
V: -sigh- Well, I suppose there's no point anymore.
V begins to glow purple. Eyes, aura, the whole shebang.
V: You ridiculous mortals! You think I care about you - you, when your lives are so fleeting, and your concerns so trival? You who believe any story, any story at all?
Elan: Huh? I don't get it.
V: Truly, Elan, you are stupid. I was there at the creation of the Snarl. I was there - I made it! I made it, under my command, so I could destroy the others and rule forever!
Haley: Okay, putting aside the fact that you're probably just raving mad, there's a flaw with that: the Snarl can't be controlled.
V: Well, that is a slight problem when you create a being of pure chaos. The other gods believed it was their fault. They imprisoned the Snarl, and the Snarl, as an act of vengeance caused ME - ME - to fall!
Haley: But... why team up with us if you hate us so?
V: Well, I was INTENDING to use Xykon and the goblin for my own ends, but then I ran into Haley Starshine, which cut short my plans. I had hoped to use Xykon to destroy you all, but I had not counted on the Gate's ability to destroy Xykon's body.
Durkon: Ye've been usin' us as puppets!
Belkar: See? I told you guys not to trust V!
Roy: Shut up, Belkar. And, V, how many have you used as puppets?
V: You, the original creators of the Gates, the Sapphire Guard (well, Miko at least), Xykon, the entire goblin race, the goblin god -
RC: YOU CONTROLLED THE DARK ONE?! Plus, me?! Huh?!
V: You didn't know anything. Um, the Linear Guild (and Elan's entire family), and... oh, that's about it. Oh yes, you have managed to destroy my plans utterly! Now, I will destroy YOU!
Roy: ...Crap.
Hinjo walks in, having heard the whole thing.
Hinjo: So, you're an evil ex-god?
V: Yes, but why does that-
Hinjo: Smite Evil.
V: NOOO! -dies-
Durkon: Anticlimax.
Elan: I like it.
This made more sense in my mind...
Okay, the Order defeats Xykon. V mutters 'Well, there goes MY plans' under his/her breath, while the rest of the Order recovers. Haley hears.
Haley: Hey V, what did you just say?
Vaarsuvius: Um... nothing. Nothing at all Haley...
Suddenly, Xykon's remains glow purple and vanish. The whole Order stares.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Haley: Is that Vaarsuvius purple?
V: What do you mean? -shifty eyes-
Roy: I smell a rat.
Belkar: No, that's Durk- Oh, right.
V: Uh oh.
The Order turns on V.
V: -sigh- Well, I suppose there's no point anymore.
V begins to glow purple. Eyes, aura, the whole shebang.
V: You ridiculous mortals! You think I care about you - you, when your lives are so fleeting, and your concerns so trival? You who believe any story, any story at all?
Elan: Huh? I don't get it.
V: Truly, Elan, you are stupid. I was there at the creation of the Snarl. I was there - I made it! I made it, under my command, so I could destroy the others and rule forever!
Haley: Okay, putting aside the fact that you're probably just raving mad, there's a flaw with that: the Snarl can't be controlled.
V: Well, that is a slight problem when you create a being of pure chaos. The other gods believed it was their fault. They imprisoned the Snarl, and the Snarl, as an act of vengeance caused ME - ME - to fall!
Haley: But... why team up with us if you hate us so?
V: Well, I was INTENDING to use Xykon and the goblin for my own ends, but then I ran into Haley Starshine, which cut short my plans. I had hoped to use Xykon to destroy you all, but I had not counted on the Gate's ability to destroy Xykon's body.
Durkon: Ye've been usin' us as puppets!
Belkar: See? I told you guys not to trust V!
Roy: Shut up, Belkar. And, V, how many have you used as puppets?
V: You, the original creators of the Gates, the Sapphire Guard (well, Miko at least), Xykon, the entire goblin race, the goblin god -
RC: YOU CONTROLLED THE DARK ONE?! Plus, me?! Huh?!
V: You didn't know anything. Um, the Linear Guild (and Elan's entire family), and... oh, that's about it. Oh yes, you have managed to destroy my plans utterly! Now, I will destroy YOU!
Roy: ...Crap.
Hinjo walks in, having heard the whole thing.
Hinjo: So, you're an evil ex-god?
V: Yes, but why does that-
Hinjo: Smite Evil.
V: NOOO! -dies-
Durkon: Anticlimax.
Elan: I like it.
This made more sense in my mind...