Nad
2008-10-17, 08:21 AM
Just wanted to share two great lines, I'll have to give a small bit of context so they make sense.
1. The party started off as teenage 0-level characters who lived in the same village together. In their first adventure they ended up fighing a single zombie and they attacked it with their weapons - a club, a pitchfork, a sling and lastly a shovel. The character with a shovel got a crit, rolled max damage and killed the zombie. Without missing a beat he said:
"Undead are weak against shovels. They've been dead once, and shovels bury them, that's why they're weak against them."
Bonus: He continued to use that shovel any time undead attacked
2. In my "wastelands" campaign the party found an ocean. They had never heard of an ocean, never seen sea shells or had any idea what a coastline ecology would be like. A few miles away they found a goblin village, had a quick and dirty battle and found a shrine to Melora. The paladin put two and two together and said:
"Oh I see! The golblins worshipped this god by going to the desert of water (ocean) and carving all those stones in the same shape. They're must be thousands of goblins all who can carve holy symbols all over this place!"
1. The party started off as teenage 0-level characters who lived in the same village together. In their first adventure they ended up fighing a single zombie and they attacked it with their weapons - a club, a pitchfork, a sling and lastly a shovel. The character with a shovel got a crit, rolled max damage and killed the zombie. Without missing a beat he said:
"Undead are weak against shovels. They've been dead once, and shovels bury them, that's why they're weak against them."
Bonus: He continued to use that shovel any time undead attacked
2. In my "wastelands" campaign the party found an ocean. They had never heard of an ocean, never seen sea shells or had any idea what a coastline ecology would be like. A few miles away they found a goblin village, had a quick and dirty battle and found a shrine to Melora. The paladin put two and two together and said:
"Oh I see! The golblins worshipped this god by going to the desert of water (ocean) and carving all those stones in the same shape. They're must be thousands of goblins all who can carve holy symbols all over this place!"