Funniest OotS quotes

[Frog Dragon]

This thread is for listing quotes you think are the funniest in the comic.

Strip 253
Larry Gardener: "Then you are villains? Practitioners of the Dark Arts? I will stop you with my badly mangled latin and questionable logic!"
Nale: "We don't have time for this. Thog?
Larry Gardener: "Stoppus Badguyus!"
Thog:"little man talk funny"

Strip 95
Xykon: "I need you to Speak with Dead"
Redcloak ... Umm OK. hello, sir. How are you today? This is lovely weather
Xykon: Not me, you moron!

[Niley]

I think there are like FOUR threads with funniest quotes. But anyway:

:xykon: Hey look, I've just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

[Dogmantra]

:elan::Do you think he's a robot?
Yes, Elan, that's exactly what I think. I think Lord Shojo is a robot. An angry robot with laser beam eyes and crushing titanium claws, sent from the future to punish us in the past.:roy:
:elan:Wow Roy, your guess was totally wrong!

[Assassin89]

Kasumi: Any chance of guiding him to turn around?
Daigo: I was thinking more of guiding him into the ocean.