Happy Birthday Cristo!

[Mordokai]

So yeah, everybodies favourite bard is having his birthday today! Well, tehnically he had it yesterday, but everybody(including me) forgot about it. Better late than never. 25, if I'm not mistaken. Congratulations are in order, as is the cake, the hugs, the kisses(from ladies mostly) and general merriment!

Happy birthday to you bro! I hope you continue entertaining us with your wits, your humor, your writing... generally, I hope you stay the same as you were so far. Even if that means one step closer to one way asylum ticket for me :smallsmile: I'd raise a toast to you, but you know I'm not allowed to, so I'll just say drink one instead of me :smallwink:

Here be a present for you!

http://www.fontcraft.com/ysgarth/scroll1.gif

You know you want to read it :smallamused: :smallbiggrin:

[someonenonotyou]

Happy Birthday Cristo!

[RabbitHoleLost]

I didn't forget!
I posted something on my LJ for him yesterday =P

So, nyahnyah!


Happy Birthday, Cristo. I remembered even better than that stupid Paladin :smallwink:

[smellie_hippie]

Happy Birthday Cristo!!

You get to star in the sequel! I know that isn't necessarily relevant, but I needed to work it in there somehow...

[Haruki-kun]

I didn't forget!
I posted something on my LJ for him yesterday =P

I forgot. :smallbiggrin:

Happy Birthday, Cristo!

[randman22222]

Happy Birthday!

*Doesn't taser.*
*Gives a taser to call his own.*
http://routingbyrumor.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/taser.jpg

[Cobra_Ikari]

Happy birthday. *huggles*

[SMEE]

Happy birthday Cristo. Enjoy your day. :smallsmile:

[TwoBitWriter]

Congrats on surviving another year in this dreary life where the only hint of happiness comes from a cigarette, a cookie, and an orgasm (not necessarily in that order :smallsmile:)

Happy birthday!

[TRM]

*kisses*

Happy Birthday, Cristo! :smallsmile:

The cake isn't themed, because tacky themed cakes are tacky and themed.

http://www.giftlebanon.com/catalog/images/Choc-VanCake.gif

[ghost_warlock]

Happy birthday, Cristo! I don't know you as well as the rest of the posters here so far, but I assume a certain degree of solidarity comes along with being involved in the 'shipping threads (not to mention GitP in general). :smallbiggrin:

[Mordokai]

Happy Birthday, Cristo. I remembered even better than that stupid Paladin :smallwink:

I... but... you...

*goes to sulk in the corner*

It's not my fault if nobody told me!

[ghost_warlock]

*brings in some arsenic-chip cookies for the refreshments table*

Mordy? Is that you in the corner? :smallconfused:

I'm sorry, I...I just couldn't resist. I failed my save! AAaaaaaarrrrruuugh!

[Dallas-Dakota]

*walks into the party, as if called by the cookies and nom's them*
Happy b-day Cristo. May we toghetter disturb and amuse Mordokai for many more years!

[RabbitHoleLost]

I... but... you...

*goes to sulk in the corner*

It's not my fault if nobody told me!

You should have known! >=O

...We still love you?

[Cristo Meyers]

I... but... you...

*goes to sulk in the corner*

It's not my fault if nobody told me!

Aww...it's ok...it's not your fault that you've got a crippling wisdom penalty...:smalltongue:

Thanks guys :smallsmile:

[TwoBitWriter]

Aww...it's ok...it's not your fault that you've got a crippling wisdom penalty...:smalltongue:

Thanks guys :smallsmile:

How can a paladin have a WIS penalty? It doesn't make sense! :smallwink:

[Mordokai]

Aww...it's ok...it's not your fault that you've got a crippling wisdom penalty...:smalltongue:

Thanks guys :smallsmile:

No, it's my aunties, for dropping me out of crib while I was baby.

...

That was probably more than most of you wanted to know :smalltongue:

In other news... Cristo has boobies! Again :smallbiggrin:

[RabbitHoleLost]

In other news... Cristo has boobies! Again :smallbiggrin:
Party?
I think Crissies gender calls for one :smallwink:

[Cristo Meyers]

No, it's my aunties, for dropping me out of crib while I was baby.

...

That was probably more than most of you wanted to know :smalltongue:

In other news... Cristo has boobies! Again :smallbiggrin:

Don't make me get out the Baka Hammer...

[TwoBitWriter]

Don't make me get out the Baka Hammer...

Hey, make love, not war.

I'm sure RHL seconds that! :smallbiggrin:

[Mordokai]

Don't make me get out the Baka Hammer...

Aw please, no more hits over the head!

Like I need extra wisdom penalty...

[InaVegt]

November starts weeaboo huntin' season. Let's see if I can find some.

*spots a weeaboo*

*Fires gun*

Happy B'day, Chrissy

[Madmal]

ah, Feliz Cumpleaños Chrissy, i suppose you won't need this cake now...yes, it's hollow inside *wink wink*

[Deathslayer7]

Happy Birthday Cristo! :smallsmile:

*considers giving you a gift*
*really considers*
:smallsigh:

*gives you the +5 Vorpal Cristo Smiting Broom*

Don't make me regret this. :smalltongue:

[Mauve Shirt]

Happy Birthday!!!!!

[Watkins]

Happy Birthday, Cristo! :smallbiggrin:

[dish]

Happy birthday. Hope you had a great time.

[Cristo Meyers]

Happy birthday. Hope you had a great time.

I spent the whole day playing my present from my lovely wife: Spore.

Oh yes, fun was had by all...:smallbiggrin:

[TwoBitWriter]

I spent the whole day playing my present from my lovely wife: Spore.

Oh yes, fun was had by all...:smallbiggrin:

Wait, you didn't have to work on your birthday?
Damn :smalleek:

[Zeb The Troll]

Happy Birthday, Cristo!

[Cristo Meyers]

Wait, you didn't have to work on your birthday?
Damn :smalleek:

Yesterday was Sunday...

[Yoritomo Himeko]

Happy Birthday Cristo! Have a really great day today. Hope you get some really nice presents. :smallsmile:

[Zar Peter]

The times I got a computer game from my wife for birthday... *starts dreaming*

Well... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cristo!

[Deathslayer7]

The times I got a computer game from my wife for birthday... *starts dreaming*

seriously. :smallbiggrin:

[TwoBitWriter]

Yesterday was Sunday...

Hehe... why so it was... :smallredface: I forgot that it was actually yesterday.
I was chopping wood, followed by Fallout 3 in the evening.

[Supagoof]

Happy birthday Cristo!

Wrote you a little song. Hope you like it.


Hah! You probably thought it'd be a Boom De Yada, but nope.

Now enjoy your birthday song.


A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bard
Bard, bard, bard, Cristo’s a bard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, the life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, well, the life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, well, the life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, well, the life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, don’t you know about Cristo’s the bard
Well, everybody knows that the bard life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard

A-well-a, everybody’s heard about Cristo the bard
Bard, bard, bard, whose life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, don’t you know about the bard
Well, everybody’s talking bout Cristo Meyer the bard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard
A-well-a, bard

Meyers!

Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri
Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-Cri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri- sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto-sto-mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto-sto-mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Sto-sto-mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
Well, don’t you know about Meyers the bard
Well, everybody knows that the bard’s life is so hard
A-well-a, bard, bard, life is so hard
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers
CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers, CriCri-sto mey-mey-ers


Now, get THAT jingle out of your head. :smallbiggrin:

Happy Birthday Mr. Meyers!

[Belkarsbadside1]

Happy B-Day

[UncleWolf]

Since it is a little too late to say happy birthday for the right day...

Have A Very Merry Unbirthday! (yes, to you):smallbiggrin:

[Areswargod139]

Happy Freakin' Birthday, man!

*"Happy non-copyrighted version of Happy Birthday to you....*




.....uh.......

*and you smell like one too!"

heh...:smallwink:

[Raiser Blade]

Bappy Hirthday Misto Creyers!!!!

[phoenixineohp]

Happy Birthday! :smallsmile:

[Dirk Kris]

Better late than never.

Have a good one, man.

[CurlyKitGirl]

*BIRTHDAY BOOGIE!*

And as a special treat, I will not write a scary story thaat'll give you nightmares.

[LadyMeyers]

*BIRTHDAY BOOGIE!*

And as a special treat, I will not write a scary story thaat'll give you nightmares.

I think I ought to be the one that thanks you for that one.

[RabbitHoleLost]

I think I ought to be the one that thanks you for that one.
You mean you DON'T like your husband written in awkward situations with other men?
:: gasp::

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Happy belated birthday!

Oh shock. That reminds me, its Fenric's birthday!!

Hmmmm...I gotta go!

[Uncle Festy]

Happy lacking b-day comic birthday, Cristo!

[SilentNight]

Happy birthday, enjoy it.

[Mr. Moon]

You mean you DON'T like your husband written in awkward situations with other men?
:: gasp::

How very dissapointing.

:smalltongue:

Happy birthday, bard-boy.

[Thes Hunter]

HAPPY B-DAY!

[Felixaar]

Happy Birthday, Cristo!

Don't waste it.

[Recaiden]

Happy Birthday Cristo! Hope you enjoyed it, and I'm sorry I forgot never knew in the first place.

[Griever]

Happy 13th, Cristo! :smallbiggrin: :smallwink:

[banjo1985]

Happy (rather belated) birthday Cristo!

[Shadowcaller]

I'm late I know, but it sure takes some time to climb all the way from the silly message board all the way up here in the forum.

But is was all worth it, Happy Birthday Cristo!

[Coplantor]

Happy birthday man. you can transform your birthday into our birthday if you just accept the assimilation.

[Leigh]

Happy Birthday!:smallbiggrin:
Hope you had a great one.

[Vella_Malachite]

Sorry about the lateness; I've been studying and I didn't know.
*hides face shamefully*

Happy Birthday anyway. Hopes it was a good one. Sounds like it, but best to be sure.