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Quinsar
2008-11-03, 07:11 PM
It's a small bilding. When you first enter there's two large desks. Behind tha tis a small kitchen, a phone and cells. There's also a small bathrrom in the back.


Hiring Deputy.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 07:12 PM
The Sheriff leads Dennis here...
And tries to put him in a cell.

Beholder1995
2008-11-03, 07:35 PM
...

I'm very tempted to make a deputy character, but I don't know what I could use...

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 07:37 PM
Dennis stands still and strong, which makes him very difficult to push into the cell.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 07:38 PM
He should be able to, though.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 07:41 PM
Dennis is pretty damn big, strong and muscular. You wouldn't really be able to push him in if he dosen't want to go.

But, he goes voluntarily.

Now then, I'm giving you a choice.

Let me go, or I'm going to have quite a bit of fun in here. :amused:

Dennis chuckles.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 07:46 PM
He closes and locks the cell.
Have fun.
And he leaves.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 07:47 PM
Dennis then smiles.

Don't say I didn't give you a choice! :amused:

Dennis whistles.

Nothing happens for a little while. Dennis is now laughing pretty hard.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 07:52 PM
King Rarara (Dennis' Mentor, a super-villain guy who looks like a cross between The Chancellor guy from Star Wars and Voldemort From Harry Potter ) then poofs into the "small bilding". :smalltongue:

Many Waddle Dees are behind him, with a few Waddle Doos and Gordos.

Now now, then. Is my favourite student, Dennis, in any kind of trouble? :smallconfused:

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 07:54 PM
If he's evil he won't be able to enter. At all. Only permited evil characters are allowed. No others.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 07:56 PM
If he's evil he won't be able to enter. At all. Only permited evil characters are allowed. No others.

((How does that work? :smallconfused:

Because if it's something small like "I personally don't want them here and I don't give you permission to bring them here" then I don't really care. :smallannoyed:))

Mee
2008-11-03, 07:56 PM
Pssst, Quinsar, PM.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 08:01 PM
((posting will be slow. My favourite TV show just came on, and I'll only post during the commercials.))

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 08:05 PM
Firslty. the whole place is dimension locked. And the whole place is anti-evil. The only way to bi-pass this is the handcuffs. The cells are not anti evil.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 08:20 PM
In that case, my post is still the same except that instead of King Rarara, an android controlled by him takes his place. So basically, he can still affect things, the android is the one in the "bilding" and has no alignment.

And the minions aren't really evil either.

The android speaks.

Because if Dennis is in trouble, then that trouble has trouble with me.

And I don't think you'd want that.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 08:21 PM
Nothing really happens...
No ones here. And the android's probably not gonna break the defenses.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 08:30 PM
((And why is that, now?

The android dosen't have an alignment. The minions aren't evil.

Therefor, there is nothing stopping them from coming in, is there?))

Sheriff, please let Dennis go. It will be most beneficial for you.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 08:40 PM
No ones here.

Whoops. Didn't see that.

In that case, the Android of King Rarara and the minions break Dennis out.

Since there is nothing stopping them, they should be able to do it just fine.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 08:45 PM
No, tha 's godmodding.
They won't be able to break the bars, or anything else here.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 08:51 PM
No, tha 's godmodding.
They won't be able to break the bars, or anything else here.

((Who said anything about breaking the bars? :smallamused:))

They try to pick the lock AND unscrew the bars out one by one to take the whole cell apart.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 08:53 PM
Nope.
A) Cell isn't bars, it's a solid meta room.
B) THe lock is magic.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:10 PM
So what. Dennis just stays here and I can't do crap to get him out? :smallannoyed:

Screw that. Dennis vanishes. This plot has annoyed me enough for that. Sorry.

Unless something else were to happen. If you do something else, I won't god-mod and be an A-hole and make it not fun for you.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:13 PM
No, he was arrested, for breaking the law.
If you don't wanna do it and be a sore-sport I can't stop ya.
But, meh.
I'm just sayig, prison isn't fun.
Meh.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:21 PM
Sorry for getting mad there. I'm just kinda annoyed and I wish to continue playing Dennis. I won't leave just yet, though.

Anyway, Dennis decides to pull out a gun from his jacket and decides to blast the ground with it to escape.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:22 PM
More metal a few feet under the ground....



Sheriff re-enters.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:24 PM
Hey. Turns out breaking out of here isn't as easy as I though what with all the bullcrap in here. :smallannoyed:

The gun should blast right through the metal with acidic properties.

So, what's up.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:25 PM
It does, on the other side is a magic shield. And I have all the defenses planned out. I do. Nano-bots start repairing the floor....



You're not getting out...

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:26 PM
Meh. I guess I'm not.

So, while we're waiting for my lawyer to show up and get me out of here, what's up?

You seem really uptight. Get enough sleep last night?

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:27 PM
Meh. Just hungry.

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:28 PM
So, while we're waiting for my lawyer to show up and get me out of here, what's up?

Well, you see, FS never did finalize anything, so I'm not sure if she is his lawyer. I could bring her in though, if you want . . .

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:28 PM
WHAT?! You can't arrest people on an empty stomach! It's against the law! :eek:

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:29 PM
I have the law perectly memorized. No, it's not.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:31 PM
Well, you see, FS never did finalize anything, so I'm not sure if she is his lawyer. I could bring her in though, if you want . . .

((You can if you want, but if you've seen my latest post at the KILL-ROYale, then I got it covered.

Still, if you want, it'd be pretty fun.))

Well no, not in ACTUAL law.

But in the laws of what's GOOD for you! :eek:

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:32 PM
Meh.
He starts in a steak the robot made him.

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:32 PM
((I want it! I want it!))

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:34 PM
((I want it! I want it!))

((Go nuts.

But sooner or later, I MUST deadtime pretty damn soon, so you better do it quick.))

Dennis growls.

What the hell? I didn't do anything wrong!

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:35 PM
Yes you did. You had illegal weapons.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:36 PM
So? I wasn't using them.

It might not be legal, but it's not wrong, either.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:41 PM
It's illegal to have them in your possesion and sell them, so I must hold you in custody.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:43 PM
Yeah, whatever.

So, pissed-off-jerkface-sheriff. Get laid lately?

You look like you need it.

Dennis taunts the sheriff to pass the time.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:44 PM
I'm married, actually.
And I'd stop running your mouth if you want breakfast.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:46 PM
Dennis shuts up. He loves food.

lousystinkensonofabit- :annoyed: He mutters under his breath.

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:50 PM
Orianna comes in.
"I have been hired as the lawyer for one Dennis.
May I speak with him?"

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:51 PM
Sure thing.
He's in his cell.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:51 PM
Blackie follows Orianna.

Dennis speaks up.

Right here.

Get me the hell out of here!

I'm bored to tears! :smallannoyed:

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:52 PM
"Thank you, Sir. If he is guilty, what will his sentence be?"
She goes to the cell.
"Dennis, did you have illegal weapons in your store?"
Now, remember, she can detect lies, so tell the truth. :smalltongue:

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:53 PM
No. Not in my store.

This is not exactly a lie, since the illegal weapons weren't really in the store.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:54 PM
A week in prison and two months Probation....
Or a fine and two month probation....

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:54 PM
"Did you own illegal weapons? And were they hidden in a room that isn't technically in your store?"

"Okay. Thanks for telling me."

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:56 PM
Grrr. :annoyed:

This growl tells the truth completely.

Blackie, you call this a lawyer? :mad: He says in telepathic bond.

Mee
2008-11-03, 09:57 PM
"So, that's a yes?
Silence, or any answer other then a yes or no will be treated as a yes, and you will be found guilty."

FireFox
2008-11-03, 09:57 PM
The Sheriff can't be present in a private, confidential conversation like this...

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 09:58 PM
I want another lawyer. :annoyed: Dennis sulks.

Yeah. It's true.

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 09:58 PM
Oh, he's out of the room. The desk and the cells are in different rooms. He just closed the door between them.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:00 PM
All right then. You've already been found guilty. And you chose me. No different lawyer for you."
She leaves the room, going to the sheriff.
"He's guilty. He admitted it."

I assume there were cameras?

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-03, 10:00 PM
((Anyway, I HAVE to deadtime now. I can't hold on any longer, I have to sleep.

G'night.))

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:00 PM
Deadtime.


Any attempts at escape on Dennis's part... Well, tey won'twork, unless you roleplay them out.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:01 PM
((Okay, goodnight. So, Orianna waits here, I guess.))

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:07 PM
Actually nto!



Then the judge will sentence him.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:07 PM
"Will you need me again?
I assume you will."

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:09 PM
I will, ma'am. To testify...

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:11 PM
"And I will be there.
However, he's screaming about wanting another lawyer, as I can detect lies. :smallsigh:
He does not approve of me asking him questions."

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:12 PM
Good for him, I have pictures of the weapons.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:13 PM
"Good.
Now, for legitimacy, you want to test me? To prove that I'm telling the truth about detecting lies?
I assume that you have a circle of truth somewhere, for testing things like this."

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:14 PM
I'm married.
The truth.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:15 PM
"That you are.
But, so?"

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:16 PM
My real name is Sheriff.
Truth, again.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:17 PM
"That it is. I honestly think it's a slightly odd name, but who am I to judge? I'm just the lawyer."

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:21 PM
Yup, you're for real.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:22 PM
She shrugs.
"Okay. If you can convince everyone that I am with just that, so be it.
All right.

So, when will this be held?"

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:26 PM
No idea.
He shrugs.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:27 PM
"And he stays here to rot in the meantime?"

Quinsar
2008-11-03, 10:35 PM
Yup. To rot.

Mee
2008-11-03, 10:37 PM
"Okay.
Also, you want me to ask if he's done any other illegal activities?
As most shop owners, if they have illegal weapons, odds are they're also smuggling.
I could also ask about murder, or theft. If you want."
And I'll reply tomorrow or later, if I can come back.
As I must now deadtime.

Kaelaroth
2008-11-04, 04:07 PM
((Wait, Dennis is trapped here with no possible way out?))

Mee
2008-11-04, 04:09 PM
((Yup, as far as I know.))

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 04:10 PM
((Wait, Dennis is trapped here with no possible way out?))

((I have thought of two possible ways to get out, but Quinsar would probably come up with some sort of incredibly convenient reason they wouldn't work. :smallannoyed:))

Mee
2008-11-04, 04:10 PM
((I have thought of two possible ways to get out, but Quinsar would probably come up with some sort of incredibly convenient reason they wouldn't work. :smallannoyed:))
((Feel free to try them. He is a reasonable man. If they are good reasons, and would work, they will work.))

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 04:12 PM
((Alright. One of the requires the sheriff to do something and the other is last resort. Either way, I'll have to wait.))

Mee
2008-11-04, 04:13 PM
((That you will.
Well, you could start it, if you can, and he'll reply when he gets online.))

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 04:14 PM
((I won't be able to start it now.))

Mee
2008-11-04, 04:16 PM
((All right, well then, we wait.
Unless Kael has something to try.))

Kaelaroth
2008-11-04, 04:22 PM
((All right, well then, we wait.
Unless Kael has something to try.))

((No. If it is so powerfully dimension locked and anti-evil that things can't even try and get through them, then I don't have anything but Kaela powerful enough.))

Mee
2008-11-04, 04:26 PM
((Okay. I'm sorry you can't do anything, though.
Ah well, deadtime for a while.))

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 05:34 PM
Q, I have everything planned out with this defense.
I'm not making this up as I go, it's all preset.



THe sheriff is reading.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 05:57 PM
Undeadtime.

Oh, you have everything planned out, do you? Have a little plot you wish to play?

Dennis is in his cell.

So....when's the trail.

Kaelaroth
2008-11-04, 06:00 PM
Oh, you have everything planned out, do you? Have a little plot you wish to play?[/COLOR]

((Heheh. You're Stewie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNa8cMkfNC0).))

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:00 PM
I have the defenses planned out.



Dunno.
A month?
A year?

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:01 PM
That far?

Dang. I want to get it over with. :smallannoyed:

The defences?! What the hell does that mean?!

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:06 PM
I have the Sheriff's office's defense system planned out, I'm not making it up.



Well, you shoulda thought about that before you broke the law.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:09 PM
Oh please. I'm not the first to brake the law.

People brake the law every single day in this crummy town. You're just too stupid to catch them, so you catch the easy targets like STORE OWNERS! :smallmad:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:10 PM
I have many targets to arrest.
I just haven't gotten around to it.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:13 PM
Heh. That's not surprising.

Here you are, reading a friggen BOOK while there are murdering necromancers and child molestors ROAMING THE STREETS IN PLAIN SIGHT!

And no, don't go investigate any place. Just sit around, read, eat donuts, and sleep. Good work, cheif Wiggum. :smallannoyed:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:14 PM
I'm actually planning a raid on a drug house.
Smartass.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:19 PM
Why thank you. :smallannoyed:

You're doing police work? Can I come too?

I'M SO FRIGGEN BORED! :furious:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:21 PM
No.
You're a criminal.
You deserve boredom.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:23 PM
Yeah, I guess.

I could really help you, you know.

In fact, I'll make you a deal:

I'll help you catch criminals you're too dumb to catch, and you take time off my sentence!

What do you think? Fair deal, right? :smallsmile:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:24 PM
No. No deal.
YOu. Are. A criminal.
You don't get to have fun.
At all.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:28 PM
Who says it'd be fun? I'd HATE working under you, pig. :smallmad:

I just want to get out of here! And I'm willing to help out to do it! :smalleek:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:30 PM
Nope. But, later we get to go pick up trash!
Well, you do.
Fun.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:33 PM
Grrr. I should have snapped your neck when I had the chance!

But my Fun-senser said I was going to have fun being taken by you!

It must be broken. Damn ineffective fun-senser. :smallannoyed:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:34 PM
Oh, this, and all your threats, are being recorded.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:41 PM
You have a recorder? :smallconfused:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:42 PM
A camera.
HE shrugs...

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:44 PM
Ah.

Just kidding about the neck-snapping thing.

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:50 PM
I'm sure.:smallsigh:

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:50 PM
Question: can I use magic in here? :smallconfused:

Question: do I get a phone call? :smallconfused:

Question: you suck. :smallannoyed:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:53 PM
No.
No.
And yes.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:54 PM
NO PHONE CALL?! WHY THE HELL NOT?! :smallmad:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 06:55 PM
You could call in lke a nuclear strike or something. You have the provisions.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 06:58 PM
So? That like that matters. This prison is indestructable.:smallannoyed:

Besides, you can't just hold somebody without telling anybody indefinetly! Whoever heard of such a thing?! :annoyed:

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:00 PM
Fine. I'll call whoever you want. Who?

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:04 PM
FS. I wanna call FS.

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:05 PM
His number?

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:11 PM
I dunno.

Can't I just......like, cast extended sending or something?

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:12 PM
Anti-magic over the whole place.
Only got a phone.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:15 PM
Damn.

Nevermind, then. :smallannoyed:

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:22 PM
"Someone mention my name?" FS walks in.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:24 PM
Wow! FS! You've introduced me to a whole new feeling!

A feeling of being pleased to see you! :smallsmile:

Now then, get a lawyer for me!

A lawyer who cares about the money, not the justice of criminals. :smallannoyed:

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:27 PM
"Sorry about that, Dennis. Its just that finding a lawyer in this town is near impossible. It might be because the town doesn't have an active law enforcement ageny most of the time, so there aren't very trials, so there are few lawyers." FS turns to the sheriff. "So, what's going to happen to his store?"

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:30 PM
Depends. I have to quarntine it soon...

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:31 PM
"You mean seal it off? Quarntine is for plagues and sickness, not crime."

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:32 PM
HAve to make sure there's no radiation.
From his nukes.
THat he was trying to sell me.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:33 PM
Dennis grumbles.

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:33 PM
"And after that? What happens to it?"

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:34 PM
Dunno. Might seal it off for good....

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:35 PM
"Are you sure about that? You could sell it to me."

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-04, 07:36 PM
FS, you basturd! You're trying to take my store! :furious:

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:37 PM
"Dennis, just talk to Blackie before you explode, besides, i don't think that the sheriff here would let you have your store back."

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:37 PM
Yeah. Police auction...

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:39 PM
"so, when is that?"

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:41 PM
After the trial.

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:42 PM
"So, when is the trial, and is Dennis suck with his current lawyer?"

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:43 PM
No idea,
And no.

ThePhantom
2008-11-04, 07:43 PM
"Okay then, now you would decide when the trial is?"

Beholder1995
2008-11-04, 07:45 PM
Quin! Are you going to post in A&J's house? 'Cause if you won't, then I think i'm going to deadtime...

Quinsar
2008-11-04, 07:46 PM
Today, I guess....

Mee
2008-11-04, 09:18 PM
Wait, Quinsar, yesterday you said he was stuck with Ori as his lawyer.
Now you're saying he isn't? Or did I misread?

FireFox
2008-11-05, 07:12 PM
Attorney General Douglas Tudor walks in, whistling.

Quinsar
2008-11-05, 07:13 PM
The sheriff waves at him.

FireFox
2008-11-05, 07:15 PM
So, whatdya got?

Quinsar
2008-11-05, 07:16 PM
I've got a ****ing stupid ass penguin arrested for having dooms day weapons.

FireFox
2008-11-05, 07:18 PM
So possesion of weapons of mass destruction with intent to sell... Can we kill him for that...?

Quinsar
2008-11-05, 07:19 PM
I wish.
Nope.
It's prison time.

FireFox
2008-11-05, 07:23 PM
He sighs. Oh very well. So, evidence? I presume this was a sting, but do you have any deeds, the weapons themselves, fingerprints, things like that?

Mee
2008-11-05, 07:35 PM
((Should Orianna show up? Or is Dennis getting a new lawyer? Or, can he swap lawyers?))

Quinsar
2008-11-05, 07:38 PM
Video....



FF should look at A&J's...

Mee
2008-11-05, 07:39 PM
((QUINSAAAAAR!!!! NOTICE ME!!! PLEASE!!! I'm just trying to ask a question.
I'm also wondering if Orianna should swing by, since, as far as I know, she's still his lawyer.))

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-06, 07:29 PM
Dennis undeadtimes.

:smallsigh:

Mee
2008-11-06, 08:51 PM
Somewhere in here, a slight . . . video begins to play.
If that's okay, Quinsar. It's not evil, it's just . . . a video thingy.

ThePhantom
2008-11-06, 09:29 PM
"WHAT! Gold is not worthless. Sorry, Dennis, but if I don't start fixing this now, my bank is going to go under." FS leaves.

Mee
2008-11-12, 08:36 PM
Well, Orianna left town. So Dennis will have to get a new lawyer. Sorry.

Also, when is the trail to be held?

ThePhantom
2008-11-15, 01:26 AM
"Okay, sheriff. Its been over a week, you should let Dennis out now."

Quinsar
2008-11-15, 01:27 AM
Nope.
Not till the trial.
Which is now on Monday.
Just got notice from the judge.

ThePhantom
2008-11-15, 01:30 AM
"Well, at least we have a trial date. Thank you for your time." FS leaves.

Green-Shirt Q
2008-11-15, 08:50 AM
Dennis overhears this.

If you already know I did it, what's the point of the trial? :smallconfused:

Chas the mage
2008-11-16, 02:32 AM
A blonde elf walks in, He is wearing a blood spattered, white shirt.he slowly makes his way up to the counter and says
can I apply for deputy?

Doran_Liadon
2008-11-19, 12:49 AM
I'd like to report K for stealing 3 bags of food from my inn.

Quinsar
2008-11-20, 12:30 AM
Any evidence?
And what are your qualifacations.
That last bit is at Chas' character.

Doran_Liadon
2008-11-21, 09:49 PM
Well he admitted to me he stole four bags. He only payed for one but took the other three.

Quinsar
2008-11-21, 09:58 PM
Where is he?

Doran_Liadon
2008-11-21, 10:01 PM
K? Probably in the inn. Or his cave...

Quinsar
2008-11-21, 10:01 PM
Where's his cave?

Doran_Liadon
2008-11-21, 10:04 PM
I dunno its hidden...

Mee
2008-11-21, 10:05 PM
((Doran, I do want to point out: That Doran did chase K. So he should know that it's on the beach. Somewhere.))

Quinsar
2008-11-21, 10:05 PM
Could you give me a ballpark?
Like is it on the beach?
The Forest?
The mountains?

Doran_Liadon
2008-11-21, 10:06 PM
The beach.:smalltongue:

Quinsar
2008-11-21, 10:20 PM
The sheriff grabs a rifle, pistol, and sword then disappears...

Chas the mage
2008-11-22, 02:09 AM
Qualifications? I'm alive, I'm neurtal good, i'm not evil, and I'm not dead.

Kroy
2008-11-22, 12:00 PM
Bronz enters, with Evo following him in. Are you still hiring? I would like a job

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 12:03 PM
Sheriff's ghost appear behind his desk. K's corpse appears in a cell.
Okay, you've both got the job.

Kroy
2008-11-22, 12:09 PM
Thank you. Do I just hang out around here until I am need? Or do I patrol the town?

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 12:10 PM
You go through training.

Kroy
2008-11-22, 12:14 PM
OK, so where do go for training?

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 03:01 PM
Just wait...
Sheriff walks over and tries to raise K...

Mee
2008-11-22, 03:02 PM
K can be raised.
And then says what I sent you in the PM. Just, again, IC.

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 03:07 PM
I'll check it out...
But, I'm sorry, you have to stay in here for four hours then I'll let you out, okay?

Mee
2008-11-22, 03:08 PM
"Fine. So be it. I'll wait."
He does wait. Using the time to get some sleep.
"Now, why did you have to break my door? Do you know how hard it was to make?"
He asks this before falling asleep. Just . . . pointing that out.

EDIT: This should go somewhere in there: "And I'm sorry I killed you. But you came in, weapon drawn. And the last . . . 5 times people have done that, they've either, almost killed me, killed me, kidnapped my son, or kidnapped me.
So . . . sorry I assumed you were just another one like them."

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 03:11 PM
No one answered so, by the book, I had to breech.
Tell me who, and I'll arrest the people that did those things.

Mee
2008-11-22, 03:13 PM
"I couldn't hear you. And I was the only one up at the time.
But you could have put it away, you know.

I wish. They were NPCs. Most of them, any way, the only PC was the mad scientist Fezziwinkle, or, something. He has a castle in town."
((I hope you know the thread I'm talking about?))

Quinsar
2008-11-22, 03:14 PM
I'll get a warran and go in...
Castles require warrants.

Mee
2008-11-22, 03:16 PM
"Yet caves don't? I mean, isn't a man's home his castle?
Plus . . . why didn't you even try opening it?"

EDIT: I'm assuming K can go home now?

Quinsar
2008-11-24, 10:49 PM
Yes, k is released!




Sheriff leads his new prisoners here.

Mee
2008-11-24, 10:50 PM
Yay.

Harry does as is told.

ThePhantom
2008-11-24, 10:52 PM
"We have warned you about our arrest."
"And we hope that you will not give us further support for our lawsuit against you." The lawyers file in.

Quinsar
2008-11-24, 10:54 PM
Shut up.
You have a right to remanin silent, I advise you excersize it.

Mee
2008-11-24, 10:56 PM
Harry is silent.

ThePhantom
2008-11-24, 10:58 PM
The lawyers are silent.

Mee
2008-11-24, 11:00 PM
Short deadtime.

Kroy
2008-11-26, 05:53 PM
undeadtime.

Bronz looks around Hello! Sheriff?

Mee
2008-11-26, 05:59 PM
Harry is in his cell. Waiting for Quinsar to post . . .

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 05:59 PM
Sheriff is out on duty.
He left a note for Bronz.

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:01 PM
Bronz picks the note up and reads...

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 06:02 PM
The note says:

Watch the prisoners.

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:04 PM
Easy enough... Bronz goes to the cells to check on the prisoners.

Mee
2008-11-26, 06:04 PM
Harry Hairless is asleep.
Pretty boring.

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:07 PM
((OOC: Is there any other prisoners?))

Bronz goes to see if there are any other prisoners...

Mee
2008-11-26, 06:10 PM
((There are two lawyers. Other then that, I don't think so. Since Dennis disappeared.
If you have any other characters, feel free to send them by the DFI. I enjoy RPing with you.))

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:12 PM
((Thanks:smallsmile:))

Bonz goes to check on the two lawyers Sooooooo, why are you two here?

Mee
2008-11-26, 06:13 PM
((Hey, no problem. You're fun.
Also, their player is in deadtime. So they won't answer.))

ThePhantom
2008-11-26, 06:25 PM
"The sheriff thought that because we were told to sue the news station, that we were attempting to hinder the owners right of press."
"We will sue the sheriff after we are released for false arrest,"

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:35 PM
Well..., good luck Bronz sits down on a stool (which most likely was not there a moment ago, but looked as though it has been there for years) and took out a book and started to read.

ThePhantom
2008-11-26, 06:42 PM
A very injured FS walks. "I'd liked to turn meself in, and can I have someone heal/raise me? I think I'm about to fall over dead." FS collapses.

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:52 PM
Holy ****! Bronz runs over to FS. If he's dead Bronz picks him up and brings him to the DFI. If he's alive, Bronz feeds him a potion of Cure critical wounds.

ThePhantom
2008-11-26, 06:54 PM
FS is dead because it looks like someone put a sword through his neck.
((Feel free to godmode FS's body as long as he's dead.))

Kroy
2008-11-26, 06:57 PM
Bronz grabs FS and right as he is about to leave he realizes that he can't leave the prisoners. Evo, stay here! Kill any of them that leave their cell! he leaves before Evo can contradict (Evo is Bronz's homicidal Fox Blaster, if anyone forgot:smallwink:).

Kroy
2008-11-26, 07:17 PM
Bronz reenters... I'm back, anything happen? Evo shakes his head. Good

Deadtime...

Mee
2008-11-26, 07:51 PM
He turned himself in. Very nice, Phantom. And I am sorry about getting upset.
But, if I may ask, Sirek, why did you take him to the DFI?

And Orianna comes back in, FS's body over one shoulder.

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 08:08 PM
Sheriff enters...

Mee
2008-11-26, 08:09 PM
Orianna waves.
"Where do you want this?"
She points at FS's corpse.

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 08:46 PM
Put it in a cell.

Mee
2008-11-26, 08:49 PM
She does so.
"Want me to raise him?"

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 08:50 PM
He shrugs...

Mee
2008-11-26, 08:52 PM
She does so.
Since it's a racial ability, it costs nothing. So she saved Sheriff some money.
"Heya, FS."
She says from outside the cell.
She locked it.
She shrugs, then walks to the main lobby.
"Am I still needed?"

Quinsar
2008-11-26, 11:58 PM
Not really, no....

Mee
2008-11-26, 11:59 PM
"Lemme know if you need anything."
She leaves, back to the DFI!

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 12:01 AM
"Hey sheriff, can I press charges against being killed when it wasn't needed? Oh look, turkeys." FS is still mostly out of it from being recently dead.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:03 AM
Why did she kill you?

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 12:05 AM
"Turkeys, turkeys. Maybe becuase she didn't like me using a trolley to send her through a wall after she stole the trolley. Purple turkeys, singing cats, everything spinning." FS is really out of it.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:15 AM
He ignores him...

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:16 AM
Orianna comes back in.
"Is he awake?"
She asks Sheriff.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:17 AM
Sheriff nods.

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:18 AM
"Hmm.
Want me to tell you what happened?
Or you do you want to listen to him first?"

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:19 AM
He shrugs, again.

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 12:20 AM
"Zing, alminfheifheighsighds temp hgteio etho esf metg sgefe egegfdeall scambled." It seems like dying has scambled FS's brain.

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:21 AM
She sighs.
"Well, since you don't really care, I'll see you later."
She turns, and starts to walk out.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:23 AM
Go ahead, tell me.

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:32 AM
"Then quit shrugging at every question. Please."
She grits her teeth, then comes back.
"Only for this time, his trolly thing came crashing into the DFI, I was looking at it, wondering what it was.
He came running in after it. I asked if it was his, it was.
So, I will admit, I was being somewhat of a jerk, I was saying that he could have it back. Since no one was around, and there's the rule of finders keepers. But, anyway, I have it back. And he . . . started trying to convince people I was a lamppost. I think. Then a . . . toaster? No, a TV.
Then . . . he went nuts.
He hit a button on the trolly thing, and it started to speed up. He launched it at me, talking about how mass and speed is force, or, whatever. I dodged. He turned it around, and sent it back. I stopped it. (It . . . hurt, slightly)
Then he . . . was incredulous. He was shocked I survived. I told him, roughly, that he's in trouble for attacking me. Then I asked him to surrender. He didn't. I stepped up onto the trolly, to get him to surrender, he filled the entire thing with enough electricity to kill several elephants.
I asked him once more to surrender. He didn't. I stabbed him, because I had to. That, or he would keep trying to kill me.
Somehow he got away. Then I found him this morning in the DFI. Dead. So I brought him here.
And you know the rest."

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:52 AM
He nods.
That's a big charge there...
I'll get his side of the story...

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:55 AM
"That it is.
Feel free. But . . . right now he seems a bit . . . off."
She shrugs.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:55 AM
Yeah, I'll wait for him to be in his right mind.

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:56 AM
She nods.
"All right. Want me to stay here? Or can I go? Or . . . what? If I go, I'll stay in the DFI. So I can be found easily.
Not that I couldn't be found easily anyway."

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 12:56 AM
"SSiillkjsgetegergegef ggege
gejegjegios"

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:56 AM
You can go, if you want...

Mee
2008-11-27, 12:57 AM
"That or I could attempt to help FS."

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 12:59 AM
Go ahead...

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:00 AM
She nods, and goes over to FS.
"FS, as much as I dislike you, you do need help."
She then casts Miracle, in an attempt to fix his mind.

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 01:02 AM
It seems like FS time in the realm of the vestiages makes some divine magic not work right on him. 'sggg dfegegddfgdgdggegdgdgdgersagsdgdadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ..." It looks like that only made it worse.

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:04 AM
Then she uses it again, to cast an arcane spell that should fix it. :smalltongue:
(As in: She used Miracle, to cast Wish.)

D_Lord
2008-11-27, 01:04 AM
Hehehhehe having problems with FS? The shadow of Dark Lord walks into the Sheriff's office.
Would anyone mind telling me who killed him?

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 01:05 AM
"gsdsaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... what happened? The last thing I remember was the trolley getting loose."

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:05 AM
"I killed him."
Then she walks back out to the lobby.
"Fixed him."

D_Lord
2008-11-27, 01:06 AM
Hey FS, so how did you die?
Turning to Orianna
So you killed an exempoy of mine.:smallannoyed: I'm not happy about that.

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:07 AM
"I stabbed him. In the neck."
She shrugs.
Then realizes he didn't ask her.

Quinsar
2008-11-27, 01:07 AM
If D_Lord's character is evil he can't enter.

ThePhantom
2008-11-27, 01:07 AM
:smalleek:"Aah! Dark Lord! Keep him away from me!" FS backs to far side of his cell, away from D_Lord.

D_Lord
2008-11-27, 01:09 AM
Calm down, I'm dead remenber. You got rid of body too, remember. But Edward isn't. See you later FS, Orianna. I'll be looking forward to it.

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:11 AM
"Fine, D_Lord-person. You threatening me? Seriously? Here?"

D_Lord
2008-11-27, 01:14 AM
Calling over his shoulder as the shadow of what was left of him in these planes, falls apart. Sure, if you want that. But I'm falling to pieces, right now so see you much later. Your soul should have plenty of company in the meantime.

Mee
2008-11-27, 01:15 AM
She shrugs.
"Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
But, I should let you talk to FS."