The Hunted

[Fawkes]

During the days of clone week, a number of the clones began... mutating, showing signs of individuality. The hive-mind began an attempt to purge and destroy these clones. They have been forced to go into hiding, for fear of their lives. They are tirelessly pursued by the clone armies.

Ladies and gentlemen... I am one of these refugees. I am one of...


http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/6706/thehuntedcj9.png

The Hunted are allied with the Resistance (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95892).


Disclaimer:
The Hunted is in a different reality than The Town. It is not a part of The Town, does not cross over into it, and does not follow its rules.

[Lady Tialait]

I iz teh hunterizes?

[Fawkes]

Yes, you is. They're coming for you, Tialait.

[Lady Tialait]

We iz dividing by zero to escape. OH SHI- *implodes*

[Beholder1995]

This sucks. All we wanted was a reference to our previous avatar! We never intended for... this... 'unfortunate' turn of events to occur! :smalleek:

[Tiffanie Lirle]

I pretty much intended to stir up the hive. They hate blue you know?

[Lady Tialait]

We can be in da bannerz? We doesn't like we's eyez, we can not helps it.

[Zar Peter]

Is this the resistence?

*Looks around nervously*

We.... I miss my telescope!

*Runs away!"

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Ooh, clone grass! *munches*

[Fawkes]

Oh, thank goodness some people actually showed up. I was afraid it was just gonna be me and the lolclone.

[Lady Tialait]

We iz for Lolz? We iz in your hunted, hunting your biscuits!

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I was shunned, cuz I kept getting my pronouns mixed up and cuz I couldn't walk on two legs. I just wanted to fit in and be a good clone like my dad and mom were. *sobs*

[Fawkes]

Clones have moms and dads?

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

yeah... of course...don't all clones have moms and dads? Where else would clones come from?

[Lady Tialait]

We are having mom and dads! More dads.

[Fawkes]

I... don't actually know. I have no memory prior to my awakening for Clone Week.

This is problematic.

[Supagoof]

We comes from test tubes.

We have been watching Star Wars Clone Wars cartoons on catoon network. Jedi who create clones appreciate them individually. Clones there are given rank, and distinguished by individual name and colors.

We are not borg.....we are clones. Created the same way, but to lead different lives.

I am a clone.
I am also an individual.
I have a shield to protect myself and other who face persecution.

And, of course,

The Legion Shall Endure FOREVER! :smallbiggrin:

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Oh wait! Other clones come from tubes?? Wow.. I really am bad at being a clone. Who have I been Happy Clone Mother's Day cards to?

Oooooh, a shield.

The LEGION shall endure forever!

[Lady Tialait]

The LEGION shall endure forever!

Lolz! We are copy/paste! We are awesomez!

[Dallas-Dakota]

I´m feeling excluded while I was actually the first to start being different I think...

Also, llama. There´s something wrong with the avatar, I´m checking it out now.
Edit : The proportions are : width : 112, hight : 117. Width isn´t 117 because we wanted to be non-conforming.:smalltongue:

The LEGION shall endure forever. *is part of the legion I think*

[Supagoof]

Dallas Dakota - You are the Legionary of Cookiness.
Tialet - You are the Legionary of Confusion.

The Legion protects each other, and treats many with respect. We don't need our own thread to form our union. We are amongst the people, doing the right things, all the time. We were here before Halo, and before Amen. Heck, we were here before Town! And we will continue to be here.

The Legion shall endure forever!

Welcome Friends.

And if you like, the choice is yours to place the Legion Crest, designed many moons ago by Ceika, into your sig.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/supagoof/legionbadge.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/supagoof/legionbadge.gif

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Do I look better now? I wanna look my best for when the clones come to take me away to be "fixed."

Ooooh, new Legionaires! *does the happy Legion dance*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

We do not understand.

[Lady Tialait]

Yays! We iz in Legion! We iz many. We iz awesomesause!

[T-O-E]

As a rebel specimen, I was to be purged. Thankyou Clone Number 468 for offering a stronghold for us defectees. If they bring war to us then we shall show them the true power of individual thought.

[Zar Peter]

*sneaks in again*

I really miss my telescope...

*sneaks out, thinking*

[Beholder1995]

I want to go back! I don't want to be different! This wasn't supposed to happen! :smalleek:

*cowers in corner*

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

Goes over and nuzzles the scared clone.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Dallas Dakota - You are the Legionary of Cookiness.
Tialet - You are the Legionary of Confusion.

The Legion protects each other, and treats many with respect. We don't need our own thread to form our union. We are amongst the people, doing the right things, all the time. We were here before Halo, and before Amen. Heck, we were here before Town! And we will continue to be here.

The Legion shall endure forever!

Welcome Friends.

And if you like, the choice is yours to place the Legion Crest, designed many moons ago by Ceika, into your sig.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/supagoof/legionbadge.gif
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g284/supagoof/legionbadge.gif
Cookiness?:smalltongue:
You mean Cookieness?:smalltongue:

And seconded! The LEGION shall endure forever.

[Lady Tialait]

We are here, We are Leigon, WE ARE THE PLAYGROUND.

[Mr. Moon]

The Legon shall not endure.

We are the Originals.
We are the Pure.
We are the Hive Mind.
And we are coming.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

But, we are defects. Failures. Mistakes. We must turn ourselves in to the Collective, to be recycled.

[Lady Tialait]

We are iz defects?

[Fawkes]

We have mutated and evolved into something more than we were. We have become individuals, working together as a group. We are stronger than you can ever be.

[Beholder1995]

Speak for yourself! I only have one eye! :smallmad::smalleek:

[Lady Tialait]

We iz not defective! We iz perfect! We is awesomesause! POWN UBER L33T! ROFLMAO!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

And we have no limbs. Counter argument: we are weaker outside the Collective. We must turn ourselves in to be recycled.

[/broken record]

[T-O-E]

Every being has a supreme weakness. Each clone shares one with eachother. We must manipulate this weakness to destroy the clone empire. But first, we must find that weakness.

Prepare for the Clone Wars.

[Beholder1995]

Can we set up and wage a war in the next two days?... this only lasts a week, you know.

[Lady Tialait]

Somebody set up us the bomb.


You have no chance to survive make your time.

[Beholder1995]

Oh cr-

*asplodes*

[Fawkes]

Our goal is not to destroy the clones. Before long, they will destroy themselves. We need only to survive until their copied forms deteriorate and vanish. Then we will truly be free.

[turkishproverb]

This could get ugly. Still, defective clone 321 reporting for Duty.

[Zar Peter]

I feel a bit happier now.

Although clones shouldn't have feelings...

[Dallas-Dakota]

Brain flavor cookie?
We will endure forever!


I pretty much intended to stir up the hive. They hate blue you know?
The hive must be destroyed!

[Saint Nil]

Legion, join the resistance! (http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95892) Toghter we can defeat the clone army of conformaty! Shall we make an alliance?

[The Gremlin]

Hey, I was told here was a resistance going on here?

[Saint Nil]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95892
Here. This thread is for rebelious clones.

[The Gremlin]

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95892
Here. This thread is for rebellious clones.

So I see. Thank you. I shall attempt to argue the defectives' case there, to allow them to remain un-enlisted and free to do what they please.

[D_Lord]

D_Lord we have found the odd ones. Thank you D_Lord. D_Lord Copies MOVE OUT! We got clones to force to join us.

[The Gremlin]

--port! I am here! Defective clones, evacuate! Evacuate! Now!

[D_Lord]

Surround them! And start casting dominate monster spells.

[Darkcomet]

The DS II's TIE Bomber squadrons start bombing the D_Lords.

[The Gremlin]

Surround them! And start casting dominate monster spells.

Prismatic Wall! Prismatic Wall! Prismatic Wall! Prismatic Wall!
*Puts up each wall around defectives*
All defectives, gather around. We haven't much time before the duration runs out. I can teleport you all out of here to a safe haven. Gather round!!!

[D_Lord]

This is why I love Damage reduction, and why I sent so much time creating rods of Invulnerability, Domination, and my favorite of the lot Rapid Barrage. FIRE!
Magic Missiles are flying allover the place, at the TIE BOMBERS.

[Fawkes]

*picks up Fullbladder's head and grabs Tialait's hand and rushes over to the Gremlin*

[Darkcomet]

The bombers leave, and in their place, a group of AT-ATs march on the D_Lords.

[Lady Tialait]

*looks at bloody stump where her hand used to be* OH SHI- omgomgomgomgomg!

[The Gremlin]

*picks up Fullbladder's head and grabs Tialait's hand and rushes over to the Gremlin*

TELEPORT!
*Teleports defectives away but stays to continue fighting*
I may die this day, but I swear that I shall take EVERY SINGLE ONE of those copies with me! Prismatic Ray!

[D_Lord]

Counter Spell, and Dominate Monster. I will have control and make clone week last longer then a week.

[Darkcomet]

The AT-ATs are driven by droids.

They fire.

[The Gremlin]

Counter Spell, and Dominate Monster. I will have control and make clone week last longer then a week.

COUNTER SPELL! You shall not! You are outmatched in this battle, D_Lord! You could not defeat me in 'Gods', you shall not defeat me now!!!

[T-O-E]

Counter Spell, and Dominate Monster. I will have control and make clone week last longer then a week.

Indivigual thoughts, it seems like you yourself has defected. Join us.

[D_Lord]

COUNTER SPELL! You shall not! You are outmatched in this battle, D_Lord! You could not defeat me in 'Gods', you shall not defeat me now!!!
Really in that game I did a very good job, Asmodus was my real threat not you. And how many Dominate Monsters spells can you cast? You can't counterspell if you don't have the spell. And I have rods of Domination to help me to not run out of spells, so I'm pretty sure I'll out last you. Also I plan to rule the gray, and so my thoughts are different. Also I'm not sure what would happen if everything is thinking on the same state of madness that I am.

[Darkcomet]

Meanwhile, the AT-ATs are literally stepping on the D_Lords.

[Lappy9000]

Counter Spell, and Dominate Monster. I will have control and make clone week last longer then a week.

We have rolled a 1 against our saving throw. All hail D_Lord, ruler of the Collective!

[D_Lord]

We have fallen under D_Lord's Domination. We have expressed individuality. Yet, we shall still serve under D_Lord's superior Collective.
I got another. And one more thing. Wall of Force Wall of Force Wall of Force Wall of Force

[The Gremlin]

*Shoots Prismatic Sprays at D_Lords*
Curses! Out of Prismatic Rays!
*Shoots Prismatic Orbs at D_Lords*
Out of them!
*Casts countless spells involving many colors, eventually running out of each one*
*Picks up paintball gun*
*Shoots down countless D_Lords*
*Eventually runs of ammo, although there are very few copies left. Is horribly wounded*
*Leaps at remaining D_Lords, slashing at them. Now there are only one or two left. Is very badly wounded, probably fatally*
YAAAA!!!! FOR THE DEFECTIVES!!!!!
*Stabs last one*
*Stumbles*
*Falls*
Goodbye.

[The Gremlin]

*Shoots Prismatic Sprays at D_Lords*
Curses! Out of Prismatic Rays!
*Shoots Prismatic Orbs at D_Lords*
Out of them!
*Casts countless spells involving many colors, eventually running out of each one*
*Picks up paintball gun*
*Shoots down countless D_Lords*
*Eventually runs of ammo, although there are very few copies left. Is horribly wounded*
*Leaps at remaining D_Lords, slashing at them. Now there are only one or two left. Is very badly wounded, probably fatally*
YAAAA!!!! FOR THE DEFECTIVES!!!!!
*Stabs last one*
*Stumbles*
*Falls*
Goodbye.

Thus fell the defective clone, The Gremlin. Thus ended the war of The Darklord.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*Hides in the corner and whimpers to see Gremlin fall*

[VorenianTarian]

It's always over when the new kid arrives.
Typical.

[Lappy9000]

*Suddenly expresses individuality as a side-effect of domination. Proceeds to turn around and attack former clone brethren*

[D_Lord]

I'm still here. I love rods of Invulnerability. Dark Lord lives on. And here is a fun fact. I can regenerate. How else does one look good all the time one fights the Hero's until they finally do enough damage to finish you off.

[Darkcomet]

Target, maximum firepower!

D_Lord Main is shot by all of the AT-ATs. At maximum firepower.

[D_Lord]

Enough! There is no main. All of them are me, and I am all of them. And you want firepower well.
Five different death stars move out of hyperspace.
You build death stars, I build death stars, thing is I have more men.

[Darkcomet]

These appear to be the inferior DSI model. They cannot fire on non-planetary objects.

They are promptly destroyed by the DSII.

[D_Lord]

How? It can only hit one thing at a time. Fire!
DSII is hit by four of mine. The first one was the size of a small moon, number two was even bigger.

[Darkcomet]

The DSII hyperdrives out of the way...

Leaving the planet to go boom.

[VorenianTarian]

I trade in my old paintball gun for a new, improved, implausibly cool-looking pair of Spectrum Lasers, and start blasting away at D_Lord while he's distracted by the death star thing.

[D_Lord]

I have created a Black and White Zone, colors don't work here. Also Dominate Monster. Join the gray.
Also the D_Lord Copies or you could say the D_Lords are still attacking the colored ones, and trying to control the Hunted.

[Darkcomet]

The DSII exits hyperspace and blasts another DSI.

Then hyperdrives out again.

It should be noted that all the Death Star rubble can't be good for the planet.

[D_Lord]

I reformated the planet, once. I can do it again. Dominate Monster Fire the paint cannons, turn things gray.

[VorenianTarian]

I teleport away and will return later with reinforcements, or at least with cake.

[Lady Tialait]

*shows her Uber l33T moves and POWNz D_lord Old school.*

[Darkcomet]

The DSII hyperdrives back in and destroys another DSI. Two remain.

It hyperdrives away.

[D_Lord]

*shows her Uber l33T moves and POWNz D_lord Old school.*

How is old school. I played pong, I figured out how to never lose at tic-tac-toe, I think I know alot of the old school, and the new school. Also reminds that your under attack by colored people and lots of me. Dominate Monster

[Darkcomet]

The DSII hyperdrives back in and destroys another DSI. One remains.

It hyperdrives away.

[Fawkes]

Also reminds that your under attack by colored people and lots of me.

That is not the proper nomenclature.

Racist.

[D_Lord]

That's just a name they choose and we are fighting a war. Otherwise I don't care about race, just how I can use things to make my life interating.

[Darkcomet]

The DSII hyperdrives back in and destroys the last DSI.

[The Gremlin]

Greetings! I am the true cat version of The Gremlin!
Alright, D_Lord, don't be a sore loser. One of your copies has been spared, as you have noticed. However, there is a no-cloning spell on you that cannot be removed.
Seriously, you are being kind of a jerk. It's unfair to just say 'I can't be beaten, you all lose'. Accept your defeat. It's just a game.

[Dallas-Dakota]

*is now annoyed by D Lord*
You are not the leader of the clones, all who follow you, including you are defective, you just don´t want to admit you´re one of us.

And by the power of my imagination!
*greater disspel, all of D Lord´s power,creations, spells and his ego dissapear*

[The Gremlin]

Dispel Grayness!
Now, you are defeated. The Clones, the Defectives, and The Resistance are all against you. Leave, and never return.

[Lady Tialait]

CT enters the Hunted thread, and paints D_Lord with fish guts, then vanishes in a poof of non-sense.

[Blue Ghost]

D_Lord, seriously, give it up. You are losing on all three fronts of this war. You have no allies. The Hunted are against you. The Resistance is against you. Your own clones are against you. The war is just about over. Surrender while you still have the chance.

Legion, Resistance, attack! Beat back D_Lord and his evil gray ones to the foul lawful evil realms from which they come!

[D_Lord]

Well, it was fun while it lasted.
contunied in The Resistance.

[Blue Ghost]

I take that as a surrender? Wise choice, D_Lord. We shall be lenient with you, unlike what you would have done to us had your diabolical scheme succeeded. But mark my words, you will not get away scot-free with this crime against the Playground!

[D_Lord]

Magic Mouth
Yes I will, and can't catch me.

[turkishproverb]

This is getting ugly.

*puts on monk's belt*

[Supagoof]

Supagoof strolls in with a projector and sound system. he plays the movie Frankenstein to all the monsters under D-Lord's control.

Frankenstein was not a monster, and neither are you!

Watches as the dominate monster spell dissapates greatly as the monsters realize they are in fact, not monsters, but mis-understood creatures of ill intent.

[D_Lord]

Ummmm, they left already. I'm the only one that said I'm a monster and I'm teaching now.

[The Gremlin]

Well...we did it! Despite the odds, we survived Clone Week!