Baby Week! Dec. 1-7

[Mordokai]

HEY! :smallannoyed:

There's only one paladin around here!

[TwoBitWriter]

Okay... I will pway a Bawbawian! :smallbiggrin:

[Coplantor]

And I pway a factotum!

[Evil DM Mark3]

Ok, you are all sittin in a crèche...

(and thus began the quest for the sacred rattle guarded by dire teddies.)

[TwoBitWriter]

I wage! I wift my big axe and gib the Teddies owwies! :smallamused:

Edit: And I won't wet their mommies gib them kisses either! :smallannoyed:

[Coplantor]

I wanna cats magic missile!

[Mordokai]

I ask the pwety girl next to me if she has any information we might find useful! :smallbiggrin:

[Evil DM Mark3]

You ain't wif tha teddies yet, you havent left nowheres!
Whatcha gunna cast at?
She's asweep!

(And yet this is still more orderly than some of my RL sessions...)

[Coidzor]

I'm a woug! Nappy go bye-bye, I'm inwizzbul!

[UncleWolf]

I attack the darkness!

<_<
>_>
Sorry.
*goes back to seat*

[Deathslayer7]

*wakes up, sees Reinholdt "playing" with his little friend, goes :smallannoyed: and... pulls Reinholdt away*

Have your gun back. It's not worth it! The other way around is better :smallbiggrin:

*continues "playing" with the dryad while Reinholdt gets taken away*

[Evil DM Mark3]

I attack the darkness!

<_<
>_>
Sorry.
*goes back to seat*

The darkness bites you in the face. dnumber+uffer number damage!

[Raging Gene Ray]

*continues "playing" with the dryad while Reinholdt gets taken away*

*Continues to take pictures with his toy spy camera, hiding safely behind his block model of the universe*

I think I learned something new today: girls playing doctor (or tree surgeon) is hot.

I apologize for any excess skeeziness this post might contain

[Mordokai]

This is one very naughty baby...

[Cristo Meyers]

This is one very naughty baby...

This is the Playground, man...what'd you expect?

[Raging Gene Ray]

This is one very naughty baby...

Who? deathslayer7 or your dryad?:smallconfused:

[Mordokai]

You :smalltongue:


This is the Playground, man...what'd you expect?

I want a candy?

*hugs Cristo*

Pway with me brother?

[Cristo Meyers]

How about playing William Tell?

those of you familiar with Denis Leary should know exactly what's about to happen...

[Mordokai]

Sure!

*hands Cristo apple, takes the bow and arrows, trots a little farther away, nooks the arrow, aims at Cristo*

Now stand veeeeery still!

[Cristo Meyers]

...

*stands still*

...wait a minute...this isn't supposed to...

...oh crap.

[Mordokai]

*fires arrow at Cristo*
*watches with interest to see what will happen*

[Reinholdt]

those of you familiar with Denis Leary should know exactly what's about to happen...
((Yep. Pretty much as expected.))

[Supagoof]

Goof jumps in the way. The arrow hits his bib, which strangely keep him unharmed. :smalltongue:

[Cristo Meyers]

...this is why I don't have kids...

[TwoBitWriter]

...this is why I don't have kids...

*tugs on Cristo's pant leg*

Pway wiv us, Mista Cwisto? :smallamused:

[Supagoof]

Oh, that's why. Here I was thinking you didn't have a choice. :smallamused:

*whispers to trible island people. something about "snip snip" is heard.*

[Mordokai]

Goof jumps in the way. The arrow hits his bib, which strangely keep him unharmed. :smalltongue:

Neat!

Can we do that again? Canwecanwecanwe?!

[Cristo Meyers]

Oh that's low...literally.


*tugs on Cristo's pant leg*

Pway wiv us, Mista Cwisto? :smallamused:

So this is what it feels like to be in a zombie movie...

*stares at the horde of small children*

...and I think I'd prefer the zombies...

[Reinholdt]

So this is what it feels like to be in a zombie movie...

*stares at the horde of small children*

...and I think I'd prefer the zombies...
((You have new inspiration for your horror stories now! :smallbiggrin:))

[TwoBitWriter]

Oh that's low...literally.



So this is what it feels like to be in a zombie movie...

*stares at the horde of small children*

...and I think I'd prefer the zombies...

"One of us! One of us!" *Laughs maniacally*:smallamused:

[Supagoof]

Heh, sounds like a new plot-line for the "baby genius" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1015969/) movies.

What will they do against, the Zombie Baby Invasion!

[Cristo Meyers]

Like the Baby Genius movies aren't scary enough...

[Neko Toast]

Baby Sla-Dra finds some plastic baby keys, and immediately puts them in her mouth.

"Squee?"

[Uncle Festy]

"Yay! Mista Cristo's gonna pway wif us!" The baby goblin waves his glowing toy sword at Cristo – wait. Doesn't that sword look kinda shiny for a toy?
Uh oh…

[Coplantor]

I want a dog! And a cat! Can I have platypus? Pwease???

[Cobra_Ikari]

...you babies make me feel overwhelmed by both cuteness and...omgmusttakecareof. >.<

*snuggles*

[Nevitan]

AH!
Itza Octa'pus Monser!

[Raistlin1040]

Er, hey kids. I'm 'sposed to take care of you rugrats until one of your moms gets back so...eh...yeah.

[Nevitan]

You've got mouses in you floors?:smallconfused:

(:smalltongue:)

[Raistlin1040]

Uh, no. It's just a nickname for you babies. So uh, what is it that babies like, exactly?

[Nevitan]

Mommies, We like Mommies.

[Raistlin1040]

Yeah well, uh, they're not here right now. They're doing...Mommy stuff. So...uh, ah jeez. Uh, you guys are kinda stuck with me until they get back.

[Nevitan]

Well.. Do you got any Cookies? :smallamused:

[Raistlin1040]

Uh, hold on lemme check. *Checks the 'care package' given to him by Rabbit and Phoe* I've got animal crackers. Want some of those?

[BisectedBrioche]

*turns self invisible and steals crackers*

[Nevitan]

I want ALL of those :smallbiggrin:

[Raistlin1040]

*Expected something to be stolen, kept back ups* *Tosses animal cracker box to Nevitran* Yeah, uh, here you go kid.

[Nevitan]

Yes!

Sets up stand to sell animal crackers

[UncleWolf]

Yes!

Sets up stand to sell animal crackers

*tells that he could always set up a petting zoo* :smallamused:

[Doran_Liadon]

I have a baby too!

[Nevitan]

But they'd eat all the aminals

[An Enemy Spy]

Aminal? Me want eat aminal!

[UncleWolf]

@AES: Great avatar! :smallbiggrin:

[Evil DM Mark3]

*Starts firing foam dice at everyone.*

[Reinholdt]

*pounces on and attacks foam dice, changing crit attack rolls into fumbles*

V No Hugs! *bites* :smallmad:

[Mordokai]

Drat, that means I failed my Will save! :smalleek:

*hugs Reinholdt, due to overwhelming cuteness*

@^ *has the dryad kiss it all better*

:smalltongue:

[charl]

*suddenly appears, with a confused looking Modron standing next to him*
"Hello! Me's back fwom plan s-ift spellsies! I bought fwiend!"

[SoD]

*crawls in, and picks up a foam d20. After absent-mindedly chewing on it breifly, and deciding no, it's not food, hits the ground with it three times and throws it in the air*

"Yay!"

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Fires cheese d12s at SoD. *

[Beholder1995]

Now, ah... not to rain on everyone's parade, but shouldn't this be moved to Freeform Roleplaying?

so... many... asterisks...

[An Enemy Spy]

*Vomits on the adult* Me want food. Me hungwy! Me bwow you up! *giggles*

[Beholder1995]

Little b******...

In the corner for you! :smallmad:

*angrily shoos child into corner*

[Raging Gene Ray]

*suddenly appears, with a confused looking Modron standing next to him*
"Hello! Me's back fwom plan s-ift spellsies! I bought fwiend!"

Can I hold it? Pleeeeeease?

[Hyozo]

*throws jar of baby food at beholder1995*

*starts laughing*

[Beholder1995]

*throws jar of baby food at beholder1995*

*starts laughing*

*neatly dodges out of the way, because I'm beginning to expect this sort of thing*

You too! Time out!

*telikinetically hauls into corner*

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Pelts grown up with cheese d12s *

[Beholder1995]

*slides out of way*

*from most of them, at least*

Ow! Rotten, little...

...

Perhaps a new tactic is in order... >_>...

[Deathslayer7]

*sits on top hat watching the carnage and giggling*

[Nevitan]

*throws Tonka truck at Beholder*

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Feels sorry for beholder. *

* Offers chocolate d6s *

[Beholder1995]

*gently lifts DS7 off and places her in armored playpen*

*dodges Tonka truck*

*instinctively dodges chocolate dice, even though they weren't intended as weapons*

Listen up, you puky little runts. You are going to stop attacking me right now, for three reasons.

One- I'm bigger than you. I can pretty much just plow through whatever you chuck at me.

Two- You're just making it worse for yourselves.

And three- I have cookies and a Star Wars movie.

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Makes careful thinking face *

3 is bestest.

[Nevitan]

Your not my mommie:smalltongue:
Now buy some aminal crackers or Get outta here!!

[Beholder1995]

Indeed.

*opens door to playpen*

In. All of you.

*gives Nev evil eye*

Someone's gotta supervise you. Poor Mordy's Dryad needed therapy.

You get crackers if you go in the ****-ing pen. Now IN!

[UncleWolf]

*wishes luck*
*runs away*

[Nevitan]

Squeals High pitched baby laugh at Beholders eye and runs under the couch.

[Evil DM Mark3]

OMMMMM! He said an asterisk word!

* Toddles in *

Sigh.

Anyone wana play Teddies n Teethin?

[Beholder1995]

*psychokinetically lugs Nev out from under couch*

None of that nonsense. I'm not going to chase you.

Now then, you have three seconds to get in that pen... three...

[Emperor Ing]

Squeals High pitched baby laugh at Beholders eye and runs under the couch.

Hey! You! Get out of here! Now! :smallmad:

[Deathslayer7]

*has animal pee on the floor*
*hides during the distraction*

[Emperor Ing]

Comes out, looks around
hmm, who's running this place?

[Beholder1995]

*has animal pee on the floor*
*hides during the distraction*

Nu-uh! You get back here!

*snatches with more psychokinesis*

[Emperor Ing]

Notices the pee on the ground.
guh, disqusting. :smallyuk:
Prestigitation on the spot.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Did I tewl ooo that my arm cn make candy an cookie ds? Coz it can! Last person not in da playpen dunt get none.

[UncleWolf]

Did I tewl ooo that my arm cn make candy an cookie ds? Coz it can! Last person not in da playpen dunt get none.

Then to be fair, I'll just have to stay out. That way everyone else can have cookies and candy.

[Deathslayer7]

*asks to go use the little girls room*

[UncleWolf]

*lets her go*

[Deathslayer7]

*climbs out the window*

[Emperor Ing]

To Wolfbane: I feel this place is a bit understaffed. What do you think?

[UncleWolf]

To Wolfbane: I feel this place is a bit understaffed. What do you think?

That is obviously an understatement.
*marks that DS7 has 10 more minutes*

[Deathslayer7]

*hides somewhere outside*

[Emperor Ing]

Hmm, a bit sad.
Wolfbane would tower above rand, if he wasn't flying 4 feet above the ground.

[UncleWolf]

Hmm, a bit sad.
Wolfbane would tower above rand, if he wasn't flying 4 feet above the ground.

(I wasn't making a joke)
*5 minutes*

[Deathslayer7]

*sets snare for grown up*

[Beholder1995]

That little...

*sprints outside, looking for DS7*

*is caught in snare*

*disintegrates snare*

Alright, you little ******! You have five seconds to come out!

[UncleWolf]

That little...

*sprints outside, looking for DS7*

*is caught in snare*

*disintegrates snare*

Alright, you little ******! You have five seconds to come out!

(How can a beholder sprint?:smallconfused:)

[Deathslayer7]

*has animal companion make noise from the back of the house*

[Emperor Ing]

This is ridiculous. :smallsigh:

[Beholder1995]

(How can a beholder sprint?:smallconfused:)

He hovers outside very quickly. It's just easier to say he sprints. :smalltongue::smallsigh:


~-~

*goes off to investigate noise*

[Deathslayer7]

*sets another trap for when you come back*

[Beholder1995]

*is incredibly annoyed at trick*

*disintegrates pesky animal*

...

*then is caught in the other snare*

*and says something less than appropriate for young ears*

[Deathslayer7]

*crys when i see you disintegrate my animal companion*

:frown:

[Emperor Ing]

To wolfbane: soooo, what brought you here?

[Beholder1995]

*crys when i see you disintegrate my animal companion*

:bigsad:

*angrily removes snare, and looms over crying girl*

Now then, that's enough shenanigans. Back. Inside. Now. :smallsigh::smallannoyed:

[Deathslayer7]

*continues crying*

[Beholder1995]

There has to be retribution, girl. You were naughty, and your pet payed the price.

Next time, you do what the babysitter says, and little animals won't die.

*shoos DS7 back into building*

*and offers her M&M cookie to cheer her up*

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Uses proto-DM powers to railroad DS7 inside and undo the death of the animal companion *

[An Enemy Spy]

Yay! *Shoots bazooka all over room, causing destruction and paranoia

[Deathslayer7]

*hugs* *kisses evildmk on cheek* :smallredface:

[Beholder1995]

Yay! *Shoots bazooka all over room, causing destruction and paranoia

Wha-? No! No explosives! :smallmad::smalleek:

*confiscates bazooka*

[Emperor Ing]

Holy crap! :smalleek:
Rand fires disintegrate at the shells headed in his direction
Stop that!

[Evil DM Mark3]

*hugs* *kisses evildmk on cheek* :smallredface:Am not gunna do it gain. Is bad for sus-pen-s-ion of dis-bel-i-ef.

EDIT: No splosives? K. * Deactivates military and Armageddon level dice options. *

[Beholder1995]

Am not gunna do it gain. Is bad for sus-pen-s-ion of dis-bel-i-ef.

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*

[Emperor Ing]

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*

Hey? What the, that's not nice. :smallannoyed:

[Evil DM Mark3]

* Smiles as Greater Spell Turning spell on pet takes effect *

I dun like crulty ta aminals.

[Beholder1995]

Hey? What the, that's not nice. :smallannoyed:

If I'm going to kill something, I'd like it to stay dead.

*looks at EvilDM*

You know, you just ruined a perfect opportunity for an evil laugh and a moustache twirl. :smallfrown:

Meh.

*turns on movie, hoping it'll keep the kiddies quiet*

[Deathslayer7]

Well, in that case-

*shoots disintegrate at pet again*


*crys again*
*asks for mommies* :frown:

[UncleWolf]

To wolfbane: soooo, what brought you here?

Well, they are all part of my pack, and I protect me and mine.

@Beholder: Now, I've let the first two times slide, but if you do it again...:smallannoyed:

[Beholder1995]

*crys again*
*asks for mommies* :frown:

*evil laughs before DS7 has time to edit*

You will get no Mommies, you foolish little-

Er... *cough* sorry... >_>...

[Evil DM Mark3]

You know, you just ruined a perfect opportunity for an evil laugh and a moustache twirl. :smallfrown:I dun have face hair.

*gets ready with the Diceus Ex Machena, just in case, then watches movie.*

[Beholder1995]

I dun have face hair.

I meant for me. :smalltongue::smallsigh:

[Emperor Ing]

If I'm going to kill something, I'd like it to stay dead.

AAUGH!! Dont look at me!!
Rand's fly spell is dispelled when the beholder looks at Rand. He falls to the ground.
Augh. If I broke a bone, its your fault. :smallannoyed:

[Deathslayer7]

*evil laughs before DS7 has time to edit*

You will get no Mommies, you foolish little-

Er... *cough* sorry... >_>...

*glares at*
*waits for you to turn you back*

*jumps at screaming*
*gives your giant eye a black eye*
*hides behind Wolfbane*

[Beholder1995]

AAUGH!! Dont look at me!!
Rand's fly spell is dispelled when the beholder looks at Rand. He falls to the ground.
Augh. If I broke a bone, its your fault. :smallannoyed:

Wha-? Ack! That was on?... sorry...

*turns off antimagic*

[Evil DM Mark3]

I meant for me. :smalltongue::smallsigh:You so chliche the Grand Vizier reckons you obvious.

[Emperor Ing]

Rand examines himself. Ah, would you look at that, I broke my ankle. Oh well, I hatched somewhere around a year ago, and I never use it anyway. Your fault still.

[Beholder1995]

*glares at*
*waits for you to turn you back*

*jumps at screaming*
*gives your giant eye a black eye*
*hides behind Wolfbane*

Aw, cr- OOF!

*is mostly just pushed back, because A) is squishy, and B) eye is protected by monacle*

Go watch your movie, you! :smallmad:


~-~

@DM: I have a tophat, monacle and twirly moustache. It took you that long to figure that out?


~-~

@Rand: Nothing a healing spell won't take care of... and you shouldn't have been flying in the first place, bucko.

[UncleWolf]

Rand examines himself. Ah, would you look at that, I broke my ankle. Oh well, I hatched somewhere around a year ago, and I never use it anyway. Your fault still.

:smallsigh:
One sec.

*lay on hands*
(Paladin/Monk :smallbiggrin:)

[Deathslayer7]

*glares at Beholder during the entire movie*

[Evil DM Mark3]

@DM: I have a tophat, monacle and twirly moustache. It took you that long to figure that out?Was aspectin a aversion or summin interestin.

There like 8 melodrama gentleman villain beholders on South West UK Villain commite alone.

[Emperor Ing]

Assuming Rand's been healed,
What, i'm one year old and my leg muscles are very underdeveloped, I can barely walk a few feet. I absolutely HAVE to fly!

[Hazkali]

*wades into the fray*
*throws spaghetti everywhere*
*hides*

[UncleWolf]

Assuming Rand's been healed,
What, i'm one year old and my leg muscles are very underdeveloped, I can barely walk a few feet. I absolutely HAVE to fly!

*points out that it'd still lower your hit points*

[Beholder1995]

Was aspectin a aversion or summin interestin.

There like 8 melodrama gentleman villain beholders on South West UK Villain commite alone.

Really? Cool!

*glares at DS7 back*

[Evil DM Mark3]

*wades into the fray*
*throws spaghetti everywhere*
*hides*What kinda person frows sgetti?

[UncleWolf]

Really? Cool!

*glares at DS7 back*

*blocks flesh to stone ray with sheet of lead*

Ahem. :smallannoyed:

@V: No problem. Even if it had healed naturally, you wouldn't have been able to move at full movement because of the wound.

[Emperor Ing]

*points out that it'd still lower your hit points*

Why can't they heal a broken freakin bone? :smallannoyed:

(tip: dont edit your posts in an rp thread unless you have to)

[Deathslayer7]

*spikes Beholder's beer with tobasco sauce*

[Evil DM Mark3]

*Three men in black suits arrive*
"We" "are" "here" "for" "the" "archetype."
*One picks up BabyDMMk3*
"Did" "you" "behave" "yourself" "for" "the" "chliche" "eye" "tyrrant?"

[Vampiric]

*spikes Beholder's beer with tobacco sauce*

Don't you mean Tabasco sauce? :smalltongue:

*floats away*

[Emperor Ing]

Rand summons a magical cast around his ankle
Hmm, it would seem that the authority figures are no longer present. It would also seem I need to learn what to say in my head, and out loud.

[Deathslayer7]

Don't you mean Tabasco sauce? :smalltongue:

*floats away*

*kills in a dark alleyway* :smallannoyed:

[Beholder1995]

I don't drink beer, sorry.

DMMK3, if you google search 'Beholder with a Monacle', I'm actually the first hit.

And yeah... I'm cliche. So?...

[Deathslayer7]

*spikes soda with tobasco sauce then*

[Beholder1995]

How does a toddler spike soda with tobasco sauce? :smalltongue::smallconfused:

[Deathslayer7]

its when you look away :smalltongue:

[Beholder1995]

Bleh.

Ack! Since when is soda spicy?... :smallyuk:

Big digestive system. Comparatively small amount of tobasco sauce. :smalltongue:

[Deathslayer7]

*smiles as you rush to the bathroom* :smallamused:

[Evil DM Mark3]

*EvilDMMk3 goes home with the men from the Industry.*

[UncleWolf]

Why can't they heal a broken freakin bone? :smallannoyed:

(tip: dont edit your posts in an rp thread unless you have to)

(Anything that isn't in * or in color isn't rp when I type it, it was just me pointing out that if I hadn't done it, it would have healed badly. Sorry if I confused you. I meant to put it in parentheses :smallfrown:)
*Waves goodbye to EvilDMMk3*
See you soon!

[An Enemy Spy]

Bites Beholder for taking away the bazooka.
GiBBET BACK GIBBET BACK!!!

[Emperor Ing]

You're better off without it. You'll understand.

[Deathslayer7]

*uses An Enemy spy's distraction to slip out of the house unnoticed*

[Beholder1995]

Ack! No, no bazooka! Ack, get off me, dangit! :smallmad:

[UncleWolf]

*uses An Enemy spy's distraction to slip out of the house unnoticed*

*hears the pitter-pat of mischievous feet*(:smallbiggrin:)

*notices*
:smallsigh:
*gives a 5 minute head start* :smallamused:

[Deathslayer7]

*runs across the street to the park*

Shame on you for letting a little girl cross the street alone and without paying attention. :smallannoyed:

*wonders why a car skidded into a lampost*
*shrugs*
*continues heading to the park*

[Beholder1995]

*snaps Bazooka in spite*

Harumph. I-

...

Wolfbane, you look like you're waiting for something.

[Emperor Ing]

Trust me, he has his reasons. :smallamused:

[UncleWolf]

You'll see in a sec...

*sounds of car crashing*

Ah, there we go. :smallamused:

*leaps through window and starts to track DS7*

[An Enemy Spy]

*Turns into a horrific avatar of death and bites Beholder in the eye*

[Beholder1995]

Little runt. She needs a good beating, is what she needs...

...

AH! **** it, you stupid shark thing! :smalleek::smallmad:

[Deathslayer7]

*climbs to the top of the 20 ft slide*
*waits/hides*

[An Enemy Spy]

*starts burrowing through the hole in the eye deeper into the head.

[Emperor Ing]

*uses telekinesis to try to forcibly remove TES from the beholder*

[UncleWolf]

*tracks to the park*

*stands near the swing set*

Come out, come out, where ever you are...
:smallamused:

[An Enemy Spy]

*Goes back to his bowl and pulls out another bazooka*
Hooray! Me make eye red and pwetty!

[Deathslayer7]

*blows a whistle*
*watches as the other Moms protectively hug their child and look at you*

One of them shouts: He's a child stealer! Get him! :smallamused:

[Beholder1995]

*uses Monacle to protect eye*

Blasted shark...

*retreats, mumbling grumpily*

What the- OI!

*disintegrates second Bazooka*

[An Enemy Spy]

*starts throwing blocks and other children around while singing a horribly mangled version of Jinglebell rock*

[UncleWolf]

*blows a whistle*
*watches as the other Moms protectively hug their child and look at you*

One of them shouts: He's a child stealer! Get him! :smallamused:

*stops*

:eek:

Oh, shi...


*runs into the nearby woods to hide*

[Emperor Ing]

Enough. :smallannoyed:
He casts a spell on TES which will immobilize and silence him

[Deathslayer7]

*alarm is lowered after a while when they can't find you*
*plays with the other kids*

[An Enemy Spy]

*Dodges spell and runs out of room carrying a third bazooka that he pulled out of hammerspace. Explosions sound in the distance*

[Emperor Ing]

Satisfactory. :smallsigh:
Rand summons a bed, and lies down on his back on it.

[UncleWolf]

(@ds7: That was evil :smallannoyed:
good one though :smallamused:)

*climbs down the nearby tree that he hid in*

I'll get her back yet.

*removes clothes and puts on dog collar*(keep your mind out of the gutter:smallamused:)

*moves to the outside of the playground on all fours and looks for ds7*

[Beholder1995]

*exits thread, still mumbling about unsatisfactory discipline*

[An Enemy Spy]

*Runs out into street almost bumbing into a woman and her baby. After eating them, sees a toy store and goes into it.*

[Deathslayer7]

*watches from the top of the slide again as children pet you*
*frowns*
*grumbles about not having a cell phone and calling animal control*
*waits and watches*
*and thinks*

(thank you. :smallamused:)
(and i will outsmart you yet. just need time to think :smallamused:)

[UncleWolf]

(you can try :smallamused:)

*lets kids pet him for a little bit then starts to move closer to DS7*

RAWR!

*runs through the startled crowd of children and mothers*

Got you now. :smallamused:

*Runs up the slide, grabs DS7 and runs to the pen*(and another set of clothes)

[Deathslayer7]

*rips dress so I manage to get free*
*falls to the ground purposefully and cuts hand*
*smears blood over arm and rip in dress*

*goes screaming hysterically to the other mommies about how that dog bite me*

[An Enemy Spy]

*Aross the street a toystore blows up. A little shark with a bazooka comes out of it and starts firing wantonly at all the mommies*
WHEEEEE! Me wish evewy day was my birfday!

[UncleWolf]

:smalleek:
*panics*

*grabs her again and puts her under his arm to take to the pen*

I promise that if you stop this, I'll give you a broom that summons cookies.

[Deathslayer7]

*thinks for a moment*
And how do I know you will keep your word? she says, glaring up at him. :smallannoyed:

[UncleWolf]

*lay on hands*

You are healed now, that good enough?

*ducks rocket*

Or do we have to be blown up by a sociopathic shark?

Your choice.

[An Enemy Spy]

*Kicks Wolfbane in the foot*
Me want ice cweam!

[Deathslayer7]

*thinks again*

fine.... :smallannoyed:

*is put down*
*follows quietly*

[UncleWolf]

@AES: You want Ice cream? Sure, why not. But you have to stop shooting things first.

@DS7: How about you? You want ice cream also? You'll get the broom right after.

[Deathslayer7]

Sure. :smallsmile:

[An Enemy Spy]

YAY! ICE CWEAM! *follows Wolfbane*

[UncleWolf]

Okay, we have an Ice Box of Holding +50 in the house. Has any flavor possible.

*walks them to the kitchen in the house*

*opens freezer*

What'll it be?

[Recaiden]

*Jumps onto a bowl of Ice cream.*

No other people with baby avatars?

[An Enemy Spy]

*Grabs all the ice cream, blows up the fridge and runs off*

[Deathslayer7]

can i have lemon!? :smallsmile:

[UncleWolf]

*Grabs all the ice cream, blows up the fridge and runs off*
:smallsigh:
It is a magical item, you can't blow it up.

*reaches into now dented fridge and pulls out lemon ice cream*
*fills DS7's bowl*
There you go.

[An Enemy Spy]

*Starts crying*
Da fwidgy won't bwow up and me want ice cweam!
*Looks at you in a way that makes even a murderous baby shark with a bazooka look cute*

[UncleWolf]

*Starts crying*
Da fwidgy won't bwow up and me want ice cweam!
*Looks at you in a way that makes even a murderous baby shark with a bazooka look cute*

*sigh*

What kind?

@DS7: When you are done with that, the broom we talked about is the red one in the closet behind you.

[An Enemy Spy]

All of dem!

[UncleWolf]

All of dem!

Hmmm...
*ponders*
Aha! :smallsmile:
*takes out blender*

Would a milkshake be good?

[An Enemy Spy]

Me wike milk

[UncleWolf]

Me wike milk

Okay then!

*takes out a container holding a fluorescent looking kind of ice cream*

This will taste like a different flavor of Ice Cream with each sip.

*makes milkshake*

*gives to AES*

There you go. :smallsmile:

[Deathslayer7]

*makes sour faces every time i take a bite*
*finishes bowl of lemon isce cream*
*puts dishes in sink*
*hugs Wolfbane*
*goes to check out this broom*

[TigerHunter]

This is my new favorite thread.

[Nevitan]

But it's only got two more days
in two days Ima be all grown up :smallfrown:

[UncleWolf]

But it's only got two more days
in two days Ima be all grown up :smallfrown:

*snicker*
Sure you will
:smalltongue:

[Nevitan]

Well.. Physically anyway :smalltongue:

[Deathslayer7]

*looks at new broom*

How does it work? :smallconfused:

[UncleWolf]

*looks at new broom*

How does it work? :smallconfused:

There is a button on top, press it and it will make you a cookie. Any that you want.

[Deathslayer7]

*presses said button*
*wishes for a zuccini cookie**

*zuccini cookies are indeed delicious

*gives cookies to other babies*

Hyper-activity! Weeeeee! :smallbiggrin:

*crashes from sugar rush moments later*

Goodnight all. :smallsmile:

[Neko Toast]

*omnomnoms on a zuccini cookie*

Squee. :smallsmile:

[Recaiden]

*presses said button*
*wishes for a zuccini cookie**

*zuccini cookies are indeed delicious

*gives cookies to other babies*

Hyper-activity! Weeeeee! :smallbiggrin:

*crashes from sugar rush moments later*

Goodnight all. :smallsmile:

Good Morning, All! *Eats a cookie* So, I've actaully been getting enough sleep, and it's awesome.

[charl]

Well, baby week is almost up. I'm going to change into my Christmas avatar.

[An Enemy Spy]

Me want cookie bwoom too!

[Dallas-Dakota]

*is summoned by mention of cookies*
Bwaaaah.
I wan' 'oookies! I wanne 'ave 'oooookies!

[Deathslayer7]

You don't get any! :smallmad:

[Neko Toast]

*hands dallas-dakota a cookie* Squee?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Squeee!
*nom's cookie*
Twenks Dwaco!

(Geeh, Deathslayer, you really should just get a bit over that one single dance you didn't get at prom.... I told you I was sorry and that RL interfered :smallannoyed:)

[Deathslayer7]

(possibly. but.... i find it more fun this way :smallamused: Unless of course you somehow make up for it. :smallamused:)

*glares at Draco*

[Reinholdt]

*puts on music for DD and deathslayer7 to dance to*

The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and...

[BisectedBrioche]

No! Play bawannananana fone!

[Dallas-Dakota]

*dances with Deathslayer*
Psst, I tried this, it doesn't work.

[Deathslayer7]

That's because Rienholdt saved your hide, not you.

fine. i'll let it go.

*gives zucinni cookie*

[Neko Toast]

Squee. *nods to dallas-dakota, and starts crawling away from deathslayer*

[Raging Gene Ray]

Can I have a cookie for my new fwiend?

*Snuggles the even more confused Modron cube he got from Charl.*

[Alien]

*nom*

"Was dis? Su.. zu- zukuk... Cookie."

[T-O-E]

I am not Rorschach. I'm Kovacs pretending to be Rorschach.

Which makes sense and is a decent excuse for my extreme laziness.

Soon, I shall be Rorschach once more.

[Allysian]

Gaga!! :smallsmile:
*stabs alien with sharp end of zu, zui, the kini thing!*

[V.Z.]

*noms on cookie. sniffs* WAAAAAAH!!! Behbeh Week is almost up! WAAAAAAH!!! An we no efen do big atevenetshur! I wants moar big Behbeh Week! Psst, if behbehs do tekoffer or wefowooshun we can haf very moar big Behbeh Week! Les do a wefowooshun! Behbehs of te Pwaygwound unerite!!

[UncleWolf]

*noms on cookie. sniffs* WAAAAAAH!!! Behbeh Week is almost up! WAAAAAAH!!! An we no efen do big atevenetshur! I wants moar big Behbeh Week! Psst, if behbehs do tekoffer or wefowooshun we can haf very moar big Behbeh Week! Les do a wefowooshun! Behbehs of te Pwaygwound unerite!!
:smallfrown:

*hugs*

It'll be okay, maybe you can help Jibar take over the world.

[Evil DM Mark3]

*noms on cookie. sniffs* WAAAAAAH!!! Behbeh Week is almost up! WAAAAAAH!!! An we no efen do big atevenetshur! I wants moar big Behbeh Week! Psst, if behbehs do tekoffer or wefowooshun we can haf very moar big Behbeh Week! Les do a wefowooshun! Behbehs of te Pwaygwound unerite!!We can haz nuffer baby week soon?

[Raging Gene Ray]

We can haz nuffer baby week soon?

We can haz lolvatar week soon?

[UncleWolf]

How about musician week? Or Cyberpunk week?

[Uncle Festy]

Or zombie week! :smallbiggrin:

[Vampiric]

Or zombie week! :smallbiggrin:

No fair! :smalltongue:

LOLatar would be interesting...

And I think it'd be awesome to see steampunk avis everywhere... I wonder what a steampunk vampiric would look like... *starts daydreaming*

[An Enemy Spy]

How bout under the sea week? Then I don't have to change my avvie

[Raging Gene Ray]

Some people in Arts and Crafts were already putting together some sort of Shinobi Week.

And LOLvatar week might not work on second thought...there's no room for good captions.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Some people in Arts and Crafts were already putting together some sort of Shinobi Week.

And LOLvatar week might not work on second thought...there's no room for good captions.What about in the signatures?

[Raging Gene Ray]

What about in the signatures?

Hey, you're right! Great idea, Captain Solvesproblems!

[V.Z.]

Nuuuu! We must haf moar Behbeh Week! I go do wefowooshun for Behbeh Week! Togetr we go agains te meanie peepl wo want to end Behebeh Week an make Behbeh Week altime!! Hoo is wif me?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Khushrenada13/RevolutionBabyZeraLarge.png

[Reinholdt]

Nuuuu! We must haf moar Behbeh Week! I go do wefowooshun for Behbeh Week! Togetr we go agains te meanie peepl wo want to end Behebeh Week an make Behbeh Week altime!! Hoo is wif me?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/Khushrenada13/RevolutionBabyZeraLarge.png
Err. I might be if I understood a word you said.
*decides be highly intelligent clear speaking kitten*

[Raging Gene Ray]

Moar Behbeh week means more kitteh! I loves me my kitteh!

*Scoops up Reinholdt and gives face rubbies to him and the Modron*

[Evil DM Mark3]

Hey, you're right! Great idea, Captain Solvesproblems!How's this for a caption:


Im at ur sessionz,
TPKin ur doods.

[Raging Gene Ray]

Im at ur sessionz,
TPKin ur doods.

The avvie should be you dropping a bunch of rocks on the miniatures while the players cry.

[UncleWolf]

I think that Zombie week would be a little too much like Clone Week.
I also wouldn't go with the LOLatar week because I don't think many people would get it.
Like me.

How about a Renaissance Fair week? Dragons, Damsels, and Knights!

Or we could do a Fairy Tale Week. All I'd have to do is find someone who'd like to play as Little Red Riding Hood. :smallwink:

Or a few other suggestions:

Guys and Dolls
Monster Movie

More to come.

@V.Z.: :smallbiggrin: Great job! Your motto should be:
"Wiwa Wa Wevowushun!"

[Evil DM Mark3]

Steam punk week, with all the Girl Genius adjacent images as possible!!

[TigerHunter]

Err. I might be if I understood a word you said.
*decides be highly intelligent clear speaking kitten*
No! We must have more baby week! I'm starting a revolution for baby week! Together we go against the mean people who want to end baby week, and we'll be it be baby week all the time! Who's with me?

[Recaiden]

I second a steampunk week. In March.

[V.Z.]

Err. I might be if I understood a word you said.
*decides be highly intelligent clear speaking kitten*

Translated from Babish
"Noooo! We must have more Baby Week! I'm going begin a revolution for Baby Week! Together we shall go against the mean people who want to end Baby Week and have Baby Week forever!! Who is with me?!"

WEVOWUSHUN!!!

EDIT: Aah, iz Tigger ninsha!



@V.Z.: :smallbiggrin: Great job! Your motto should be:
"Wiwa Wa Wevowushun!"

I wuv tat motto! WIWA WA WEVOWUSHUN! :smallbiggrin:

[charl]

I was planning on having a christmas week/month, but steampunk week sounds exciting.

And if not, how about hippie week?

[UncleWolf]

I was planning on having a christmas week/month, but steampunk week sounds exciting.

And if not, how about hippie week?


I say that we put the new week sometime Mid January so we all have time to find new avatars and that way, more people can join in since the upcoming holiday will interfere.

@V.Z.: Thanks, go ahead and sig it if you want.

[V.Z.]

@V.Z.: Thanks, go ahead and sig it if you want.
I haf! :smallbiggrin: Behbeh Week Altime! Wiwa Wa Wevowushun! Hafta Wa Wictowia Shempwe!