Quotes that would have humorous context in Order of the Stick

[Assassin89]

I believe some quotes from other media would create a humorous situation if taken into the context of Order of the Stick. This thread is purely for fun and is open to suggestions.

Gilgamesh from Final Fantasy V
"And now we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men."

[dps]

If you gotta explain it, it ain't funny.

[Assassin89]

If you gotta explain it, it ain't funny.

I have deleted the explanation.

More quotes:
Irregular Webcomic: Fantasy
Yes I understand that it takes place in the same game, but some of the dialogue could fit in with OotS

Everything Kyros says in #438 I'm failing to see a downside to this (http://irregularwebcomic.net/438.html)
Hang on! I don't want to win! I want them to stay dead so I can loot the bodies! (http://irregularwebcomic.net/444.html)
The dialogue in #106 (http://irregularwebcomic.net/106.html)
Who, in the darkness of their own hearts is truly innocent? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1948.html)
The dialogue in #1822 who was fleeing? I was merely leading them into an ambush? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1822.html) although a variation of it has been use in OotS (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0215.html)
The dialogue in #1760 He's still worth experience points if we put him out of his misery, right? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1760.html)
the dialogue in #1556 Can you honestly think of anyone who will be mourning his passing? (http://irregularwebcomic.net/1556.html)
Let's see a cleric try to resurrect that! (http://irregularwebcomic.net/117.html)

Edit: few more quotes