Crystals Face

[Mariel Dragon]

Have you noticed that Crystals skin is rather bright, but on the backside of her head it becomes dark? Such hard color transitions... *gasp* is she probably a fleshgolem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html)?

[Kaytara]

I think it's just the funky shaved part of her head.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Have you noticed that Crystals skin is rather bright, but on the backside of her head it becomes dark? Such hard color transitions... *gasp* is she probably a fleshgolem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html)?

You sir win the crazy-monkey powered-theory of the hour award. Prize, one slap about the face with a damp kipper delivered by one of the award committee at some point in the future.

[Assassin89]

Although being a flesh golem could explain her lack of int, Crystal is able to speak while flesh golems cannot speak. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/golem.htm) In the event a flesh golem does speak, the Grubwiggler golem creation center urges you to disregard its advice :smallbiggrin:

Edit: changed URL

[Kish]

In the event a flesh golem does speak, the golem creation center urges you to disregard its advice :smallbiggrin:
That's not different from Crystal...

Incidentally, I don't think your link goes where you meant it to.

[NerfTW]

That's shaved hair, not skin. She has long hair on top, and the rest shaved off completely, in a "punk" hairstyle.

[hamishspence]

Punk? I thought it was a "pudding basin" cut- very medieval.

[NerfTW]

Punk? I thought it was a "pudding basin" cut- very medieval.

Good point. I was going by the punk rocker style clothes. Either way, it's shaved hair and not skin. :smallsmile:

[Warlord JK]

The black part is part of her shaved head hair-do, not some funky transition between white and dark skin. See above posts for your award, kind sir.

[Flame of Anor]

*gasp* is she probably a fleshgolem (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0578.html)?

Nah, she's not smart enough to be a golem. :smallbiggrin::smallwink:

[rayne_dragon]

Nah, she's not smart enough to be a golem. :smallbiggrin::smallwink:

I think somebody owes golems an apology. :smallbiggrin:

[Assassin89]

Nah, she's not smart enough to be a golem. :smallbiggrin::smallwink:

if that was true, Crystal's INT would be negative :smallbiggrin: because golems do not have an INT score. Crystal's CON is also too high for a golem.

[Scion_of_Darkness]

Well she could be an awakened golem or living golem. If not then the stats for a flesh golem are only the stats for an adverage flesh golem anyways. A Dragon Magazine article on flesh golems specifically said that they could have intelligence scores, a la Frankenstein. I think Crystal being a flesh golem would be great, as a construct she would be immune to Haley's Sneak Attack and Celia's lightning which would more than make up for her low intelligence, thus making her a better adversary for Haley. Plus it would make sense in the story too, kill someone, take their money to the Thief's guild, take their body too Grubwiggler.

[Warlord JK]

Amazing how people can even find logical proof for the most outlandish theories. Anyway, Crystal is the type of person you expect to have a negative intelligence score. Seriously, who throws pickles and believes in Dill Resistance?

[Scion_of_Darkness]

Meh. I am tired and I have a cold so if I take something at face value sue me.

[Tholok Razescar]

Amazing how people can even find logical proof for the most outlandish theories. Anyway, Crystal is the type of person you expect to have a negative intelligence score. Seriously, who throws pickles and believes in Dill Resistance?

The kind of person that still dares to dream.
*takes off hat and holds at chest*
Godspeed, Crystal. Godspeed.

[hamishspence]

the last time I saw similar haircut on TV was Edmund Duke of Edinburgh, AKA The Black Adder.

I wonder if the words from Crystal when she came up with the pickle scheme were: "I have a cunning plan."

[Linkavitch]

I've seen plenty of people with that kinda haircut before. It's just a haircut.

[wotsnow]

Although being a flesh golem could explain her lack of int, Crystal is able to speak while flesh golems cannot speak. (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/golem.htm) In the event a flesh golem does speak, the Grubwiggler golem creation center urges you to disregard its advice :smallbiggrin:

lol@portal reference.

[Assassin89]

lol@portal reference.

Everyone love pop culture references, and I have been waiting someone to make this particular comment.
Now you can have cake (another portal reference)

[Mariel Dragon]

New Comic shows even more of Crystals Head. I won't give up. I am sure she is a fleshgolem.

[Evil DM Mark3]

New Comic shows even more of Crystals Head. I won't give up. I am sure she is a fleshgolem.

Sigh, let me add it to the list...
Belkar is good aligned.
V is a Drow in disguise.
Redcloak is not evil.
TMITD is a bugbear.
Miko's attitude is right.
The trees really are out to get Durkon.
The Oracle is really Xykon.
Elan is a member of the Deegan clan from Dominic Deegan
Roy will realise that his father is right and take a level in wizard, thus being able to beat Xykon.
Haley is an angel with amnesia.
Banjo is the Chessmaster behind everything.
Belkar will become a lich.
Belkar will become a woman.
TMITD is a gazebo.
Roy will never come back.
Crystal is a flesh golem.

[Texas Jedi]

Sigh, let me add it to the list...
Belkar is good aligned.
V is a Drow in disguise.
Redcloak is not evil.
TMITD is a bugbear.
Miko's attitude is right.
The trees really are out to get Durkon.
The Oracle is really Xykon.
Elan is a member of the Deegan clan from Dominic Deegan
Roy will realise that his father is right and take a level in wizard, thus being able to beat Xykon.
Haley is an angel with amnesia.
Banjo is the Chessmaster behind everything.
Belkar will become a lich.
Belkar will become a woman.
TMITD is a gazebo.
Roy will never come back.
Crystal is a flesh golem.


You forgot to add
17. Girard Draketooth is Haley and Elan's son warped back from the future.
18. Girard Draketooth is Haley or Elan's Grandfather.
19. Right Eye's Daughter has grown up and and teach her uncle to love and betray Xykon
20. TMITD will betray and kill Xykon to set O-Chul free.
[Edit] 21. Elan's dad has Haley's father held for ransom.

[Evil DM Mark3]

[Edit] 21. Elan's dad has Haley's father held for ransom.

This is not one of the crazy theories. Just a bit out there.

[Scion_of_Darkness]

21. Elan's dad has Haley's father held for ransom.

This could lead to a great scene! Elan's dad, Haley's dad, and then Roy's father has to manifest for no reason whatsoever.

[harrydresden]

You guys are wrong... the trees really are out to get Durkon... :smalleek:

[Sinewmire]

21. Elan's dad has Haley's father held for ransom.
Erm, isn't that almost certainly the case, rather than a crazy idea?

If Crystal was a flesh golem, her hair would not have grown, nor would she have aged in the last ten years(approx) since we saw her at 19.

[Assassin89]

Erm, isn't that almost certainly the case, rather than a crazy idea?

If Crystal was a flesh golem, her hair would not have grown, nor would she have aged in the last ten years(approx) since we saw her at 19.

Hair does grow after death, but I doubt a body can age aside from decomposing.

[KurenaiYami]

New Comic shows even more of Crystals Head. I won't give up. I am sure she is a fleshgolem.

Hey, I'm from the award committee, here to give you your prize for winning the Crazy-Monkey Powered-Theory of the Hour Award. Somebody should have contacted you about my arrival.

*Pulls out damp kipper.*

I'm kind of new at this, so if you could hold still for me, it would really help.

[Samurai Jill]

*claps*
...Carry on.

[Ashen Lilies]

Hair does grow after death, but I doubt a body can age aside from decomposing.

No it doesn't. The appearance of hair (and nail) growth after death is just an illusion caused by the shrinking and retraction of the soft tissues around the nails and hair from dehydration of the corpse.
...
Carry on.

[Monzach]

Hi, new guy here. :smallbiggrin:

Well, my two cents' worth would be that although she looks like a punk assassin babe, Crystal is really just a medieval tomboy...hence the puddingbowl haircut, the lousy attitude...and the atrocious INT. :smallwink: